India

More like Pooper Power... amirite guise??

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All dubs mention poo. India will drown in shit. Kek wills it.

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>dat Word 2000 gradient font

More like super pooer

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Dank WordArt, my poopy friend.

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google that shit(huehuehue) pajeet

>9gag

>be OP
>be Indian
>Wake up on cold,dirt floor
>Pray to 9 headed blue lad
>Walk through designated shitting street
>Add to shit pile
>Pray to 3 eyed shit god
>Rampages through the market
>Thank 56 nosed lobster man for my great life in India
>Walk to call centre
>"HELLO, MY NAME IS MICHEAL, I WORK FOR WINDOWS, THERE IS A VIRU-*beep*
>After 8 hours, it is breaktime
>Eat my matchbox of rice
>Shit out of broken window
>My ass gets shredded to pieces
>Thank 43 eared goddess for this opportunity
>Work another 8 hours
>Make shit pile with all other employees
>Go home to run down hovel i call home
>Shit in street whipe with left hand
>Go to eat with family of 26
>Big bowl of rice
>"Oh great its rice for dinner again"
>Shovel out rice with right hand
>Thank blue 23 eyed frog god for having food
>Go to Cred Forums bragging about living in a future superpower
>Go to sleep on dirty cold floor again
>Sleep well because it's only 3 years till India is finally great again

any day now........
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> No sphere of influence, not even on a local scale, even the bengalis tell you to fuck off

> Only real resource is sweatshops and pornstars

> Can't even annex nearest rival despite outnumbering them 20 to 1.

> "Super " power

Do you even empire famalam

Why not 2016

>India plans to spend $6 billion on creating new forests
qz.com/675910/india-plans-to-spend-6-billion-on-creating-new-forests/

>India offers land to Elon Musk to test Hyperloop
mashable.com/2016/09/14/elon-musk-hyperloop-test-india/#lVb1n61e0squ

>India's Mangalyaan has now successfully entered the Mars orbit.
ndtv.com/india-news/mars-mission-successful-pm-modi-hails-historic-achievement-670076

>Hepatitis C drug in India to cost 1% of the US price
timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Hepatitis-C-drug-in-India-to-cost-Rs-49-lakh-less-than-in-US/articleshow/42585732.cms

>Indian Prime Minister: "I want to tell the people of Pakistan, India is ready to fight you. If you have the strength, come forward to fight against poverty. Let's see who wins. Let's see who is able to defeat poverty and illiteracy first, Pakistan or India."
timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/India-exports-software-Pakistan-exports-terror-PM-Modis-blistering-response-to-Uri-attack/articleshow/54497875.cms

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>India signed a formal agreement Friday to buy 36 Rafale fighter jets from France's Dassault for a reported 7.9 billion euros ($8.8 billion), one of its biggest defence deals in decades.
france24.com/en/20160923-india-signs-deal-36-french-rafale-fighter-jets

>India now has the World's Largest Solar Power Plant.
firstpost.com/business/adani-unveils-worlds-largest-solar-power-plant-in-tamil-nadu-3014482.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

>India's car manufacturing industry has surpassed South Korea's to become the world's fifth largest in terms of output so far this year behind China, US, Japan and Germany
sputniknews.com/science/20160925/1045684991/india-south-korea-cars.html

>With the Indian government focusing more on developing alternative fuel economy, India will soon be zero petroleum import country: Transport Minister
economictimes.indiatimes.com/industry/energy/oil-gas/india-will-soon-be-zero-petroleum-import-country-nitin-gadkari/articleshow/54031397.cms

>India On The Cusp Of A Major Growth Phase, Says Credit Suisse
forbes.com/sites/timtreadgold/2016/09/20/india-on-the-cusp-of-a-major-growth-phase-says-credit-suisse/#78ec872170f0

Why is India so misandric?

Kek has blessed you with great humor

Can any poobros comment on Himachal Pradesh or Uttarkhand?

Are those the places to go for the Far Cry 4 experience?

Post Indian pornstars now
NOW I NEED TO FAP
THE DARKER THE BETTER

>India approves $1bn highway project linking Bangladesh, Bhutan, Nepal
bdnews24.com/economy/2016/09/18/india-approves-1bn-highway-project-linking-bangladesh-bhutan-nepal

>India becomes fourth country to successfully test launch scramjet engine
dawn.com/news/1280542/india-becomes-fourth-country-to-successfully-test-launch-scramjet-engine

>India offers $1 bn towards Afghanistan's development
thehindubusinessline.com/news/india-offers-1-bn-towards-afghanistans-development/article9107169.ece

>India exports software, Pakistan exports terror: Indian Prime Minister
dnaindia.com/india/report-india-exports-software-pakistan-exports-terror-pm-modi-s-top-quotes-from-bjp-national-meet-2258350

>India launches eight satellites into two different orbits
dawn.com/news/1286205/india-launches-eight-satellites-into-two-different-orbits

>India's richest man offers free 4G to one billion people
money.cnn.com/2016/09/06/technology/india-reliance-jio-4g-internet/index.html

>India, US Sign Deal To Share Military Assets And Bases
ndtv.com/india-news/india-us-sign-logistics-agreement-in-big-boost-for-defence-ties-1451997

I can literally post thousands of such information all day. Point is India is no longer a under-developed country and is soon going to be one of the most influential country on the planet

Dunno man, because of our media.
24,923 rape cases were reported across India in 2012. In a population of 1.2+ billion only 24,923 rape cases even to those people who are living actually like savages. The entire western world and even Cred Forums thinks there's a rape culture or women are oppressed in India. It's the opposite, even if you get in an argument with a women, chances are you'll be in big trouble.

What are things like in Russia?
By that i mean women, i heard that most of the abortions happen there?

Stop this faggots. No one needs poo shilling.

>It's the opposite, even if you get in an argument with a women, chances are you'll be in big trouble.
You are wrong.

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Are you going to send a stool to Hillary?

Sorry bro, i don't live in a shithole state like Bihar or UP. I'm talking about states like Gujurat, Rajasthan, Maharshatra, Madya Pradesh, Himmachal Pradesh.

You are the one who's shilling here.

>By that i mean women
I'm a nolifer. I have no idea. Abortions? I guess people who don't want a kid make an abortion.

He is not wrong. The leftist and feminist have abused the laws of the country and can accuse anyone of rape without any evidence. The cops are inclined to jail the accused even if the female has no proof and is later found out to be lying.

india smells awful.

I'm not shilling anything. You're talking like someone who's only lived in sheltered metropolitan cities your whole life. Most women arent even educated enough to get justice for themselves if they are raped.

Even the states you mentioned as being alright are downright shitty outside major towns. Actually, even major towns are pretty bad.

My point is India is a bad country to live in if you're not a member of the elite upper class. If you are you can get away with anything.

>musk builds hyperloop in india
>indians poo in ti because it is a transportation network
>it is also a pipe
>musk tricks indians into pooing in a sewer system

its the only way

KEK

>My point is India is a bad country to live in if you're not a member of the elite upper class. If you are you can get away with anything.

So get the fuck out of here, faggot.

>If you are you can get away with anything.

That's true for almost all the countries in the world.

Also read, how full of shit people like you are - ibtimes.co.uk/india-woman-cuts-off-brother-laws-penis-takes-it-police-station-after-he-allegedly-raped-her-1543595

timesofindia.indiatimes.com/opinionslogged/9207649.cms?loggedinuser=1

People like you give bad name to the country and start thinking that india is full of rapists.

It's actually hyperloo

Maybe when your people can learn to conquer a toilet and control their bowels, you'll make it...

>My point is India is a bad country to live in if you're not a member of the elite upper class. If you are you can get away with anything.

It's the same in every country if you are elite be it US, UK, Germany. Did you forget UK did not even prosecute rape of 1400 girls by Pakis for several years because they were elite? What about the rapes by african negroes in Sweden and Norway and no one get's prosecuted for it and instead the females who came forward were ridiculed?

You need to accept the fact if you are poor and dont work on improving your condition you will forever be blaming "muh oppressors".

damn pajeet, youre right

Coming from Argentina this is rich - hope you have enough to eat tonight.

don't they all have facial hair? i realise you can't smell the curry sweat through the screen but why would you want to see that shit?

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>People like you give bad name to the country and start thinking that india is full of rapists.
well maybe if indians don't want people to think they country is full of rapists they should stop raping people on the bus every day

Oh, look it's that NRI Pajeet again.

why even live?

lollllllllll

No really I mean this in the nicest way Pajeets you truly do have the best body shapes.

You really have very low standards.
That's considered 2/10 in India.

Also i doubt she's Indo-European.

They are ugly to be honest. You will find better looking chicks walking down the road here. I doubt anyone will even give them a second glance

Maybe this is more your style, different standards of beauty and all that.

better?

I just can't believe how the both you have deluded yourselves into believing you live in some kind of utopia.
I suppose you've never actually explored India or been to any other countries other than 3rd world countries.
>People like you give bad name to the country and start thinking that india is full of rapists

You have to face the truth we live in a literal shithole.

This should about cover it.

You have to go back to Pakistan.

maybe because we know Indian models at least wash themselves and poo in the loo

>You have to face the truth we live in a literal shithole.
You have to face the truth we live in a literal designated shitting street

we have plenty of cow to eat

Rude!

Hindu fag

Sides gone

>almost

Why? Because what I said hurt your feelings? I really am an Indian, trust me.

I'm just not deluded like this faggot.

Chup chutya muslim

Bc India nahi accha lagta hai toh koi aur country mai ja ka reh na. Yaha kyu chutyagiri kar rha hai? Kon sa sahar sai hai?

More like this

I love steak. You cannot trigger me with it. I love bacon too but doubt you know what it is

White guy in india, it's not a terrible place if you have $$$. I'm tired of getting begged though and every one looks at me wherever I go

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>I love steak
>poo flag

mudshit detected

our meat is not halal by the way

lol

Bound to happen if you are poor white guy who is travelling in backward areas to save money and stay in shady areas like paharganj in delhi or a shanty in mumbai. Everyone knows the backpackers who come to visit India are literally poor by western standards.

Goto good places like Goa, Leh etc. and no one will give a fuck about you

>"Oh great its rice for dinner again"

Not a muslim at all. Infact, Rajput here - I love all kind of food be it bacon, steak, I doubt you ever had rare species of deer meat (sukuti) - Hunted it in Kathmandu which is illegal and costed 75 grand for hunting etc.

I'm in pune on business, not backpacking kek

Clean up ur fucking cities

I admit I feel jewed cause I haven't seen a single person shitting outside, why Cred Forums lie?

Reply was meant for you

Are your super power made of poo?

Pune is a good city, visit the army installations nearby such as RIMCA if they allow you. It's a beautiful building where officers are trained for defence forces.

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

Fuck off atheist.
jk

Roger that, I'll see if I can see it on the weekend

I doubt you will be allowed to visit inside the NDA or RMCI college where Indian Defence Officers are trained but watch you tube video called "My Flag, My Life". It shows the structure and it's literally mindblowing.

>I admit I feel jewed cause I haven't seen a single person shitting outside, why Cred Forums lie?

It happens in rural areas or outskirts of city. Government is putting in efforts to stop that also by educating people and building infrastructure etc.

We Cred Forums have one banter for Poojets, that's poo in loo. Please don't take that away from us. Poo in Loo for eternity.

>Bc India nahi accha lagta hai toh koi aur country mai ja ka reh na. Yaha kyu chutyagiri kar rha hai? Kon sa sahar sai hai?
Shut the fuck up, curryboi.

Pooper Power

Being honest here, no ones replying to me calling me pajeet or anything.
Just replying normally, feels weird.

It's not exactly in Pune but nearby in Dehradun. Worth a visit if you can manage. Here are few resources for it:

Website: rimc.gov.in/rimcindex.aspx
Wikipedia: Rashtriya Indian Military College - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rashtriya_Indian_Military_College

YouTube: youtu.be/XdejFnloYsE (My Flag, My Life)
Ignore the first 4-5 minutes of speaking part. It's quite old but they should the whole complex between training etc.

>The Rashtriya Indian Military College (RIMC) is a public school for boys situated in Doon Valley, Dehradun in India.[1] The RIMC is a feeder institution for the National Defence Academy, Indian Naval Academy and subsequently the Indian Armed Forces. Rimcollians, the name by which alumni of the RIMC are usually denoted, have gone on to hold the highest ranks in the Army, Navy and the Air Force of India and Pakistan.

>RIMC was established in 1922 by the British Empire for training native Indian cadets for an entry into the Royal Military Academy Sandhurst to be trained as officers of the British Indian Army. The Prince Edward, The Prince of Wales, inaugurated the school on 13 March 1922, naming it the Prince of Wales Royal Indian Military College.[3] The name was changed in 1947 when India became independent.

It is a beautiful complex and rarely people are allowed inside.

the streets

ITT: fag mudslime Indian fights fag butthurt indians

Super POOwer

Nice one, artoym.

r u sure about that???

Tbqh, all indians quarrel in every thread.

Can we have Putin please. I will personally ensure he remains President for life.He is perfect and you are lucky to have him.

They search for threads on India, then respond like butthurt fags. I don't know why they do it. that's so retarded

You do know about Russia Pakistan military joint, right? :

>almost a super power
>almost
>country still can't poo in loo
>worships toilets instead of sitting in them
Is India the new shit posting champ? I hope not, if so no poo in loo Cred Forums please

Uri attack effect: Russia calls off military exercise with Pakistan
abplive.in/india-news/uri-attack-effect-russia-calls-off-military-exercise-with-pakistan-418085

Tic toc india

I do know that, that's why i said.
So why are you still supporting Putin?

but you do realize that if conflict starts, we on ur side?

I hope so.
But i still can't think of any reason why Russia would do that also after Uri attack, India is pro-russian. It was actually a pretty harsh move from Russia.

I doubt a conflict shall ever start between the two countries. Burgerfags and you wage war not on your clay, but these fags must fight on their own soil. I wonder how that would turn out for inverstors.

Because Russia has always supported India since cold war. In times of war Russia has never stopped supply lines and is still the biggest military trading partner with India.

Even if Russia conducts joint exercise with Pakis, we know Russia will always be supportive of India and vice versa. With sanctions on Russia they are bound to explore other countries but Russia knows in times of need we stand together.

I personally love Russian vodka

Also what this Ruski bro said

God works in mysterious ways
and Putin too

>turdpost = best post

Yes, i do know all this.

There have already been 4 wars.

Plot twist: Putin now knows all Pakistan military tactics.

super pooper power

exactly
KGB school

>burger fags
Calm down ahmed, no need to get mad. Pol is a board of peace

Anyways what do Russians think about this Russia-Pakistan military joint?

I've yet to found any article about it online, where in India. That's being showed 24X7

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Fuck blakistan, all sand nuggets need to die

>There have already been 4 wars.
Anymore. You want shekels. You ain't getting any if you are in a war zone.

Speak for yourself. Pic related.

Looks delicious Is this recipe any good?

foodnetwork.com/recipes/oklahoma-joes-smoked-brisket-flat-recipe.html

we actually dont give a fuck about Pakis
our media mentioned it only once and in the background because the focus of the news was on exercises with India (Indra 2016)

Food network... nope

indiabro, why partition go tits up so quick?

Post some good recipe

salt pepper smoke with oak

lol there are many criteria to being a super power and India doesnt have them

grillocracy.com/blog/2015/6/29/better-than-sex-brisket

currynigger sure is a fascinating language!

Is SCATSAT-1 in orbit yet?

Saved will try it

Required viewing:
youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM

So many white servants!

>Is SCATSAT-1 in orbit yet?

Yes it is

ISRO's PSLV-C35 places SCATSAT-1 into orbit; on its way to place seven others

thehindu.com/sci-tech/science/isros-pslvc35-places-scatsat1-into-orbit-on-its-way-to-place-seven-others/article9149124.ece

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

At least India is better than Afghanistan. You Afghans are compelled to live as a refugee in other countries.

He is probably a Kashmiri.

>66

Digits don't lie

You fucking kidding? You do get in trouble just by arguing with women.

>be argentine
>be brazil's bitch
>every
>fucking
>day

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only good thing about india are samosas,butter chicken and lassi. everything else is literally just poo.

>SCATSAT-1 finally reported in for doodie

>You will find better looking chicks walking down the road
>walking

Isn't India a superpower already?

SUPERPOOPER 2020

India going back into space to poo in orbit.

It's an expression

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youtube.com/watch?v=5xwXDQWBK1g

It's the Ashoka Chakra.

More like a Ashitty Wagonwheel

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