DEUTSCHE BANK NO!

SUB 10.50 HERE WE COME

>Market Hours/Countdown
money.cnn.com/data/world_markets/europe/

>Google Deutsche Bank Graph
google.com/finance?cid=673474

>Secret Jewish Graph

Make sure to change settings to 1 minute, and use the Deutsche Bank graph
dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/chart/?symbol=CHXEUR:DBKD

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=iZSUp5Nb1Dw
zerohedge.com/news/2014-04-28/elephant-room-deutsche-banks-75-trillion-derivatives-20-times-greater-german-gdp
coercioncode.com/2016/02/14/deutsche-banks-75-trillion-derivative-disaster/
theguardian.com/business/2016/sep/26/deutsche-bank-share-price-lowest-mid-1980s
finance.yahoo.com/chart/DBK.DE#eyJib2xsaW5nZXJVcHBlckNvbG9yIjoiI2UyMDA4MSIsImJvbGxpbmdlckxvd2VyQ29sb3IiOiIjOTU1MmZmIiwibWZpTGluZUNvbG9yIjoiIzQ1ZTNmZiIsIm1hY2REaXZlcmdlbmNlQ29sb3IiOiIjZmY3YjEyIiwibWFjZE1hY2RDb2xvciI6IiM3ODdkODIiLCJtYWNkU2lnbmFsQ29sb3IiOiIjMDAwMDAwIiwicnNpTGluZUNvbG9yIjoiI2ZmYjcwMCIsInN0b2NoS0xpbmVDb2xvciI6IiNmZmI3MDAiLCJzdG9jaERMaW5lQ29sb3IiOiIjNDVlM2ZmIiwicmFuZ2UiOiIxeSJ9
lesechos.fr/finance-marches/banque-assurances/0211328689784-deutsche-bank-degringole-en-bourse-au-plus-bas-depuis-1983-2030229.php?bCw8o2ZBsKFfgYHE.99
twitter.com/Schuldensuehner/status/779936497596260352/photo/1
youtube.com/watch?v=lYcYdqTkbxw
bloomberg.com//news/articles/2016-09-24/merkel-rules-out-assistance-for-deutsche-bank-focus-reports
youtube.com/watch?v=wv0iUKb80C8
dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/chart/?symbol=CHXEUR:DBKD
youtube.com/results?search_query=september 27th crash
youtube.com/watch?v=y9yjDtl9Y2o
youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
bloomberg.com/news/videos/2016-09-26/alberto-gallo-deutsche-bank-will-take-10-years-to-fix
youtu.be/t_76HcwwHtI?t=29
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acute_radiation_syndrome#Signs_and_symptoms
youtu.be/j4_tyEl84IQ
vontobel.com/INT/EN/Home
ru.investing.com/equities/deutsche-bank?cid=22318
reuters.com/article/us-germany-economy-ifo-idUSKCN11W0OP?il=0
xetra.com/xetra-en/trading/trading-information
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

First for shitpost.

why is 7.5 the collapse threshold? i figure even 8.5 -9 would be enough to cause panic

crash and burn boys

I'm going to laugh so fucking hard when some central bank jawboning sends stocks sky high this afternoon.

it will not happen.

there will be no explosion of any sort. the deutsche bank has been doing bad for years and will slowly continue to rot, until merkel decides it is time to prep it up with tax payer money under the table.

the end.

> prep it up with tax payer money under the table.

Spain and Italy would flip their shit if you did that Hans

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You know, it wouldn't be so scary if it wasn't for our government telling us last month to stock up goods IN CASE for an emergency.

See Germanbro understands.
Now if you cunts really wanna make money, start looking at the VIX and learn what Contango is. You can sell vertical calls against the VIX for a neutral price point one month out for a 1:10 Risk-Reward Ratio.
Derivatives aren't just for the banks.

After all the forced austerity across Europe. No way this will fly.

Tactical tomahawk, water purifier, few silver coins, some medicine and food, mate. This is gonna be new German currency.

they have been flipping their shit for ages about how the EU (= germany and france) is treating them badly, but they still need us, so no one cares about their whining and suffering.

>let's just prop this bank up with tax payer money NO AUSTERITY THOUGH LOL BECAUSE WE'RE GERMANS
>thinking this will not encounter any resistance

In case of grand happening: Fuck off, we are full.

no it was doing fine just a couple of years ago
on the public papers at least

Last week it was 11

Now its down to 10

Which number is the happening number?

You shilling for those bonuses, I see.

BUT WE ARE BIG EUROPEAN FAMILY!

It all ready happened. Before the end of this year DB is gone.

you're not fucking full your Pluto-sized Lebensraum has barely any people in it
Same for Australia and Canada

Still coming there whether you like it or not

I bet the anglos are behind this

My flight back home ain't free senpai

The bail-ins are coming for your wallet, Ralf. Have fun sleeping in a tent with mudslimes when there's nothing left for you to give.

youtube.com/watch?v=iZSUp5Nb1Dw

>they still need us
Not really Hans. The EU needs Italy, since once the UK is gone, we will be the only relevant net contributor left after France and Germany, and we can easily fuck up your banking system if we chimp out.
Don't force a wounded animal into a corner

>These 50-100k volumes
It's like pass the parcel except there's a thermonuclear surprise in there. I don't know how these bankers can cope. Even with DB & Govt as a buffer.

No. We are really full.

didn't you just bail out all your banks?

Love the hustle BlueHorseShoe

>Advising individuals to invest in leveraged options on the VIX
Are you retarded or something?

zerohedge.com/news/2014-04-28/elephant-room-deutsche-banks-75-trillion-derivatives-20-times-greater-german-gdp


coercioncode.com/2016/02/14/deutsche-banks-75-trillion-derivative-disaster/

We are fucked get your euros out change them pounds.

You can't bail this out.
It's seems end of euro europe far left socialist dream

we aren't, they told that we are asians for centuries so they can run to africa if they want.

ok, you could flee to siberia

Kek this.

I bet they're fucking sweating

No. We just propped up MPS and it's a temporary solution. The core issue of having too many banks and too many of them being shit will not easily be fixed since it would cost too much in terms of voters

Those are actually pretty reasonable volumes. Trading on high volume tends to be good, and means there's a lot of liquidity in the trade. You'd want to start being worried if you had high liquidity and the price was spiking down, which indicated people are liquidating at any price they can get.
>invest
Trade
>leveraged options
All options by their nature are leveraged.
And yes, I am. The VIX has tons of pressure keeping it down due to current monetary policy, and if using vertical spreads like an adult, and minimizing risk, its a great current trade. Or you can do it against the UVXY.

>zerohedge
>coercioncode

>the EU is socialist

Doesn't matter
You have more time to prepare yourself
Buy food, water, basic commodities, oil and everything that you would need to survive this winter
Then pray to whatever God you have

That figure isn't accurate. Yes, that is the uncovered value of those derivatives. But in a derivative market you can hedge the risk and cover the actual underlying. The true value is merely a fraction of that.

The man is just trying to make a living.

Hold on a minute, I was just meming around.

Is DB actually going to go under?

>Don't have any tinned cans or water

J-just memes right?

B-Brexit will hurt the UK any minute now!!

what about Unicredit

Thats our way. As soon as they will tell us about europe we will tell them that we are asians.

>Is DB actually going to go under?
Yes
>J-just memes right?
No

theguardian.com/business/2016/sep/26/deutsche-bank-share-price-lowest-mid-1980s

>Deutsche Bank shares fall to lowest level since mid-1980s

Yes, you're fine, relax.
It isn't facing a liquidity freeze yet.

>Liquidity
I think your Vega and Vanna are more pertinent than a vague "liquidity" estimation with DB.

Eh, volatility on DB has been pretty consistent lately. I wouldn't put this as any sort of outlier.

dat cliff tho, pic related

>inb4 thomas_aint_clicking.jpg

finance.yahoo.com/chart/DBK.DE#eyJib2xsaW5nZXJVcHBlckNvbG9yIjoiI2UyMDA4MSIsImJvbGxpbmdlckxvd2VyQ29sb3IiOiIjOTU1MmZmIiwibWZpTGluZUNvbG9yIjoiIzQ1ZTNmZiIsIm1hY2REaXZlcmdlbmNlQ29sb3IiOiIjZmY3YjEyIiwibWFjZE1hY2RDb2xvciI6IiM3ODdkODIiLCJtYWNkU2lnbmFsQ29sb3IiOiIjMDAwMDAwIiwicnNpTGluZUNvbG9yIjoiI2ZmYjcwMCIsInN0b2NoS0xpbmVDb2xvciI6IiNmZmI3MDAiLCJzdG9jaERMaW5lQ29sb3IiOiIjNDVlM2ZmIiwicmFuZ2UiOiIxeSJ9

It's not as shitty as MPS, but it's a huge bank and if it ever was too close to failing it will be bailed out even if it costs 90% of Italy's wealth.
That's the problem with our banks: we are too protective and keep propping up failed ones with public money.

Well it looks like plenty of people are with cliffs like these... you could break your neck from a 6% fall. Every trader knows it's going down soon enough; why do you think a bit of spiel from Merklel rips off 1Bn in 8 words?

>theguardian.com/business/2016/sep/26/deutsche-bank-share-price-lowest-mid-1980s

Just for comparison, what were the stock markets like back then compared to now? Like now we're at 18000 for the Dow, what was it then.

Either way, I'm pretty sure this confirms, it's over. Run and get your last minute supplies, we're all fucked.

The saddest part is that the US basically pulled a Batman in The Dark Knight by letting the "fine" be the catalyst for what every educated person knew would happen.

desu m8, I was trading CHK all through the year with an average implied volatility that went up to 230%. I can't say this action is really putting much of a worry in me.
It's a beaten down security that is overreacting to news, I don't see it going under.

West Germany only

is it really your job to gamble with currencies and stocks?

you get paid to play casino?

Well I wish you luck then Koreafriend. There's a lot riding on it...

6.66

Yeah, but I wouldn't say it's gambling. Proper risk management is essential. I also have a boring long term investment portfolio that I just sell covered calls against.
Eh, even if it does go under, there's plenty of trades to make then too. I never make naked trades, so I'll be alright.

>75 trillion euros

what the actual fuck. where can a debt this large come from. the us national debt isnt this large.

MY FUCKING DICK

If it finishes a day under 10 expect that to basically be when sets the ball of sell offs rolling down the hill.

I'll repeat again, not the actual value. The derivatives are hedged.

Germany pham:
How are DB customers reacting? Are there lines of people at the ATM (or web banking) withdraving money or moving them to other banks?

>no one cares about their whining and suffering
And this is why everyone hates the EU.

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arbitrage & credit user arbitrage & credit

>where can a debt this large come from
It's called Keynesian economics. Rather than breaking windows to make money, you keep borrowing money and spending it on administration to make money.

What use would it be to put it in another bank when DB is the biggest bank to the point that it'd just trickle down to them?

The best they could do is take out their funds so that way their cash can't be used if bail-ins are done.

Obama says our economy has never been better, so sucks to be Germany I guess.

Only in the city of Oberhausen two banks have closed ATMs.
People were taking a lot of money at one time when wages were given by employers.

Germans are known for putting money/ gold in their mattresses since Weimar..

Obama is a retarded google

Most derivatives are forwards. Easiest example to think about such is a deal between a farmer (x) and a distributor (y). Y fronts 5 years@30,000p/a and the farmer takes it all. The contract is worth 150k, and whether outlooks show a good yield or a bad yield lets that derivative be sold at a profit/loss. The reason why this example is pertinent is because irrespective of who is holding the contract, the seeds still grow in the soil. The 73Tn derivative exposure isn't getting wiped out - instead it just brings about a huge amount of -exposure- to DB. Next recession they are wiped out with monster losses, but not 73Tn. Probably not even .5Tn if the recession is a light one.

How nice of you to think he's retarded and not intelligent but bent on destroying western civilization because (((reasons))).

>Angela Merkel a mis le feu aux poudres en écartant toute possibilité d'une aide Etat pour soutenir la banque.

lesechos.fr/finance-marches/banque-assurances/0211328689784-deutsche-bank-degringole-en-bourse-au-plus-bas-depuis-1983-2030229.php?bCw8o2ZBsKFfgYHE.99

ARTICLE CAME OUT TWO HOURS AGO. MERKEL SAID SHE WILL NOT HELP THE BANK. IT'S OVER. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AND THE LIFE OF YOUR WIFE'S SON YOU BUNCH OF KCMODS. IT'S OVER !

IT'S OVER

IT'S HAPPENING!

There are banks in other countries or you could buy bonds in stable economies.. Or maybe just literally cash in and hope for the best

Mildly awesome

I don't understand why, after 2008, bankers are STILL fucking themselves over with derivatives. There is no long term thinking in business any more. It's all short term gain and hoping they cash out before the next crash happens.

Vielen Dank für die Korrektur der Rekord!

Check the fall of Rome from Stefan. Nothing new under the sun. The collapse of the civilization is near. What a time to be alive!

Front row seats.

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twitter.com/Schuldensuehner/status/779936497596260352/photo/1

>I don't understand why, after 2008, bankers are STILL fucking themselves over with derivatives
They're a) unregulated, b) highly profitable

>It's all short term gain and hoping they cash out before the next crash happens.
Yes, that is the problem with modern economies. People don't give a shit about stakeholders, everything that matters is the short term winnings of shareholders. For example, BP's oil spill ultimately was a direct consequence of BP looking after its shareholders' short term winnings rather than operating at a stable, safe way and taking its stakeholders into account.

I would seriously consider takeing all your euros out any bank french friend.

Changing to pounds seems good option as uk London will become financial bussines safe haven in collapse the euro.

>Yes, that is the problem with modern economies. People don't give a shit about stakeholders, everything that matters is the short term winnings of shareholders. For example, BP's oil spill ultimately was a direct consequence of BP looking after its shareholders' short term winnings rather than operating at a stable, safe way and taking its stakeholders into account.
100%. The fucked up thing is I don't know how to fix it without acting like a Marxist cuck.

The old way (the American School of Economics as it was called) was much better for society in general. I just don't know how to get back to that.

Deutsche bank is Rothschild owned trash

its not what hitler would've wanted

DB will reach the point of "crisis" in the media and Merkel will swoop in and rescue it with money that doesn't exist in the first place.

She was practicing the timing of her saviour moment with the refugees, but this time she reckons she'll get it right.

Who /comfy/ here?

When it hits it's going to hit so fucking hard. DB isn't the problem, it's just the trigger mechanism. If they get a bailout it's nationalism to the nth degree, if the don't get a bailout the ripples will be tsunami-size and everything working below a 10% profit margin is wiped out. Which means nationalism.

Turn up the volume, lads.
youtube.com/watch?v=lYcYdqTkbxw

How stable can anything really be in something like this though?

I mean Lehman Brothers wasn't anywhere near the size of DB and Germany basically funds the EU.

What we're seeing is unprecedented and realistically there's no sure fire way to speculate what could actually happen.

Also, fun fact. Remember all the hype about September 27th being the day of the economic collapse? Not saying they're right, but if this snowballs to that scale they were darn close.

yes it's been all over the press
might be election talk (regionals) or maybe she's really gone rogue

Problem is, if it goes under.

So do you and everyone else in the Eurozone. Every bank barring a handful are Rothschild owned.

>Which means nationalism
It warms the cockles of my heart. A fire rises.

Or not. bloomberg.com//news/articles/2016-09-24/merkel-rules-out-assistance-for-deutsche-bank-focus-reports

y-you can still afford food in russia?

Later anons

>Remember all the hype about September 27th being the day of the economic collapse?
what was that? Any caps or archives?

They'll get a bailout and if they time it right everyone will be praising Germany and Merkel as incredible.

Chances are they'll miss and when they look around to see who else is still in the club they'll see Belgium, Luxembourg and Poland.

This. Boris gets it.

All those carbs...

Crashing the Krauts. Everytime.
God save the Queen!

Ultra comfy.

youtube.com/watch?v=wv0iUKb80C8

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dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/chart/?symbol=CHXEUR:DBKD

>Germans praising Merkel for wiping out their wealth
>Gibs gone and immigrants going bezerk

and yet still leaner than you

>unidentified sources
>unconfirmed
>unnamed

It's speculating more than I am yet you take it as fact

I find it astonishing that people are saying they're getting bailed out. I wouldn't count on it because it would reveal the current system as a dumb, worthless Ponzi scheme where being big enough means you don't get to die under market forces. It would also reveal the worthlessness of current currency system and raise the question of why do they get free money from my tax payments if my own boutique doesn't get any during the time of troubles?

It was a lot of Peter Schiff shilling but I saw a bunch of stuff on it in my recommended for youtube because of watching X22 report.

youtube.com/results?search_query=september 27th crash

Possible, I guess. I'm pretty fucking lean. I've been living the low carb lifestyle for years now.

this is good, maybe then the eu is kill

all the German msm reports this

genetics > calorie intake > exercise

No, that is two years old photo. Now we all eat bread and water once or twice in week. You will know what is this like when DB collapse.

Why do you have grey pasta?

Packing my bags make sure vodka is on ice in freezer.

Don't forget the blonde girls with refugies welcome signs

Nothing is going to happen. Nothing has happened since everyone got bailed out in 2008. The world economy is now completely being manipulated by few rich governments.

>>only trump can save us

Say it collapses...

How does this effect the UK?

How can they bail out 25 trillion dollars (not 55 because that's the amount of hedged derivatives)?
Where the hell are they going to find the money anyway without forcefully seizing people's wealth?
Nah m8s, they are just preparing whatever bullshit PC version to justify the crash that will follow: either AfD instilled panick, or Brexit caused the crash or racism and xenophobia led to the crash.
(((They))) will find a way to fool poor gullible morons into believing them and giving them more trust and more money.

It's all ogre.

The City loses a lot of jobs.

>unregulated
the problem is that everything else is OVER regulated

Can we not jew our way out of it like we normally do?

I don't see a downside to this.

It's Sadiq's problem now

Merkel recommends you buy canned food and bottled water

LOL
No it doesn't. If anything it gains from DB failing.

Memes aside, can anyone with actual knowledge predict what would happen if DB goes bancrupt?
>inb4 EU collapses
Yes, but why?

lol no, unregulated derivatives market is what fucked the world in 2008. It allowed toxic subprime-laden CDO's and CDO^2's to circulate and contaminate entire countries' banking systems.

>no one operating in The City holds counter party risk against DB
le lol

I will play this music when NYSE will open.

youtube.com/watch?v=y9yjDtl9Y2o

Dude... 2008 was just a walk in a park eating cake.
What's coming is more like: youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

No, seriously. Smart people have been preparing for years. I'm not one of them, yet. Will need to sit down one evening and do some proper shopping.

bloomberg.com/news/videos/2016-09-26/alberto-gallo-deutsche-bank-will-take-10-years-to-fix

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>short term problems lose jobs
wew

>bloomberg.com/news/videos/2016-09-26/alberto-gallo-deutsche-bank-will-take-10-years-to-fix


JUST

It contains spinach.

Is that what they call radioactive water now?

>I don't see a downside to this.
A big hit to the city will affect absolutely everything in the UK. But other than that no downsides

>will-take-10-years-to-fix

>being this naive

ECB and the debt of all european nations relies on Germany's credit rating

Deutsche's health = germany's credit rating

If deutsche collapses Europe is bankrupt

The ripple effect will hit every market around the world because this is what happens when you embrace (((globalism)))

youtu.be/t_76HcwwHtI?t=29

I thought it was the 29th. I had some images on my pc but I had to format a couple weeks ago =/

>it's time for a tactical repair
>tactial repair

>Fixing the problem with the method of banking they currently use

>A big hit to the city will affect absolutely everything in the UK
People are too comfortable atm, lad

Fiat money needs to collapse as soon as possible. It will hurt in the short term but a lot more with each passing week this allowed to continue

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>If deutsche collapses Europe is bankrupt
So we need a new market.

England is interested in trading?

It's important to keep in mind that next to nobody on "our side" would give two shits about the economic fallout. It's bad enough for everyone already and it'll only serve their political priorities. Same goes for Europe except magnified two, three, four-fold.

All my money is in pounds. Is it really good? Also, how connected is the banking system? Can it crash the banking system altogether and wipe all savings?

How high is that cat?

>Deutsche's health = germany's credit rating

so how is our credit ranking AAA stable, if DB is obviously going down the drain?

dont make things up just because it sounds good, m8.

Yeah but that does not look like

That.. It looks like the slurry left over from a building site.

Put half in gold and half in pounds

Mano irgi, bet laiku sidabro užsipirkau. Siūlyčiau ir tau tą patį padaryti. Aukso, sidarbo, gal net bitcoinų, jei turi atliekamų kišenpinigių. Popierius bybio vietoj.

Do you really need to ask that question?

>so how is our credit ranking AAA stable, if DB is obviously going down the drain?

Lemons have got AAA a week before bankrupt

how much money

>how is our credit ranking AAA stable
>he trusts credit ratings after 2008

>so how is our credit ranking AAA stable, if DB is obviously going down the drain?
The same way the rating for housing loans where AAA before 2008 you ignorant fucking brainless retarded piece of shit.

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BE SO FUCKING STUPID?!

>The world economy is now completely being manipulated by few rich private organizations.

FTFY

Pounds are safER but this will hit everything. Best bet is gold and silver

ok, get ready for 100 euro refugee benefit

So Uhh How Fucked are we?

>German hubris

FUNNY, ISN'T IT?

RF buing a lot of gold. Now over 1500k tonns.

This is the first time it's ever dipped below 11

tastes good, don't know. it was green before cooking

DO NOT TAKE ECONOMIC ADVICE FROM ANYONE ON HERE

DO

NOT

DO

IT

Go read some articles/books, consult someone professionally

>So Uhh How Fucked are we?
>that flag

Uh, get ready for Golden Dawn

Land is the safest investment.

You know when your women were selling themselves for the price of a sandwich?

Yeah, worse than that.

don't listen to him, please buy shares in miners

> whatever God you have
There will be one and only one akbar God after the happening.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acute_radiation_syndrome#Signs_and_symptoms

Just get to the doctor if any of these start showing up.

>Uh, get ready for Golden Dawn
Fuck

Over simplification because I assumed you never studied econ

Watch this: youtu.be/j4_tyEl84IQ

:^)

you have to go back

Yeah, lehman thought so too

>DO NOT TAKE ECONOMIC ADVICE FROM ANYONE ON HERE
Blue pilled

Invest in green energy

Don't resist.

Glory will come

Best hope you're an ethnic Greek or European user.

>Yes goy buy shares in a solar energy firm that compounds your interest!
>Good goy

At least my pasta doesn't shine in dark

FTSE 100: -1.12pc
DAX: -1.54pc
CAC 40: -1.7pc
IBEX: -1.23pc

It was bants, what good is green energy in a post civilisational world?

I'm a little more concerned about german hyperinflation...4th reich when?

Britain strong.

>It's seems end of euro europe far left socialist dream
HAR HAR HAR

(sorry, could not resist
Soviet Union take two)

1.3 mil.
>t.inheratance

I am scared shitless desu because its all my money and I dont have any other streams of income at the moment. Its in this bank in Switzerland : vontobel.com/INT/EN/Home

How fucked am I? They recently proposed me to invest a few thousand into a few banks deutsche included to cover banking fees. I dont trust them since.

hey, be more hospitable!
I am personally ready to host a blonde qt with C cup (or more)
maybe two
plz send CV and cover letter; include photos - at least one in bikini and one naked

MMBБ -0,71%
PTC 1 -0,90%

We are not ready as always but lets start it

Brexit is still a bad choice you fucking retards.
Germany will survive with or without Duetuchbank because they have a highly educated population that just received 1 million highly educated and skilled workers.

The UK has a population of X-Factor watching, Baked Bean chugging morons who voted to leave the worlds most stable and powerful economic bloc out of racism and xenophobia and bitter jealous rage that their Lithuanian neighbour can afford a better TV than they can.

The UK is fucked. No matter what. Hard Brexit. Soft Brexit. No Brexit. Our moronic population will doom us whatever happens.
The average German understands the stock market and derivatives.
The average new German from Syria does too (The Syrian stock exchange was among the most powerful on earth before the war)
The average Brit doesn't even know how to use a stock cube to make soup and has to buy tinned soup (made in a European factory that we won't have access to anymore, thanks to Brexshit)

The Germans are smart, which is why they don't make stupid decisions. The Germans allowed 1 million migrants. A genius move for their economy and nation. They secured their future. Brexshitters doomed ours.

you have that amount and you live in Lithuania, I'm not the person to ask but with i think Switzerland will be the safest place to store your money i know somebody will critique this though

>Germany will survive with or without Duetuchbank because they have a highly educated population that just received 1 million highly educated and skilled workers.

Thanks for the laugh

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Yeah but didn't those only come into existence because the government was forcing banks to loan to niggers with no credit who couldn't pay?

t. butthurt remain cuck

>Germany will survive with or without Duetuchbank because they have a highly educated population that just received 1 million highly educated and skilled workers.

With such amount you would be crazy to keep it in cash. Silver/gold and some real estate is your best bet.

Iš skaudžių šeimos patirčių šneku, kai pinigai į šūdą pavirsta, seni.

You put a lot of effort into this. But you're wrong.

If any of you would bother giving me a tl;dr I would appreciate a lot

Thank you in advance

WOW
It'sfucking nothing

I too would advise a property that you can rent out, maybe buy a property overseas in say middle England/Spain or something. Buy a shit one then do it up and keep it rented out, that way you have an income and you have some of your money (some) not as cash. As others have said, that much cash (1.3 mil) is not the kind of amount I would personally like sitting in an account.

go back home

>hey, user, you are so cute, better than on photo
>oh, this is my bf, we started dating in Germany just before i fled to Russia
>his name is ahmed
>oh, you know he isn't ethnically German so it's difficult for him to remain in Germany during this difficult time
>but i know you can adopt us, me and him, you are good guy, right?

...

ITS HAPPENING

Only after I graduate. Fuck Scotland, btw, FUCK IT.

I live in the US, if DB is going to collpase what financial advice should i give my father? Will the DB collapse effect americans? in what way?

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nice jew move, going for the free university

what degree?

Chuppa-pepe best pepe.
Not free, mate. £1820 a year of my blood and sweat jewpounds earned at halfrauds. BSc Geology-Petroleum Geology.

>saves thumbnail

Womyn's studies.

Yeah it will affect the US but not dramatically. I would take any holdings I have in European markets and invest them in Zimbabwe.

>The Germans allowed 1 million migrants. A genius move for their economy and nation. They secured their future.

This too got me.

нy кaк дeти, чecтнoe cлoвo.

Thanks for your interest. We will consider your application and call you back in case there's further interest.
(into the garbage; next)

>t.womyn studies phd

ITS GOING DOWN

10,660 -0,750 -6,57%

How did they loose?

>blonde girls with refugies welcome signs
this is the only qt you're gonna see

(that it, unless she notices you first, which is very likely
then you don't see her
or anything else anymore, for that matter)

You have no idea we are fucked.

Be glad to be on pound

Dirty EU money floods into UK market. Pound rises to extraordinary value. Shrapnel pocket change can feed a Greek village for weeks. We use our extraordinary wealth to start building ships so we can once again rule the waves. Admiral Nigel Farage is promoted to head of the Great British Navy and he first sails with an armada of Royal ships to Stockholm, Sweden to blockade and starve the migrant horde that has overrun the Capitol. After starving out the last remaining migrants the King of Sweden offers up Princess Madeleine as Nigel's reward, with the caviat that the King would like to watch him smash her swecuck.jpg.

I am deeply saddened by this board's inhabitants' inability to appreciate this fine piece of satirical prose.
For shame, gentlemen. For shame!

>implying the 5 million t*rks arent all dormant t*rkish military assets

t. part dog

I appreciated it, in fact I plan to save it and use it as delicious pasta.

All money flows through London and New York, it's nothing. GIBS ME DAT SHEKEL NOW!

Deutsche bank shares
are at 10.64
will there be happenings?
defiantly more!

I actually chuckled quite a bit. We are not that retarded.

My thoughts exactly. It was clearly made to trigger or entertain, probably both. Weird that so many people seem to have taken it at face value.

during NYSE opening shares definitely will go down

>German bank collapses
>Only functional finance becomes Sharia network
>Refugees become backbone of new EU monetary system

> tfw a DB employee


fugg I don't want to be unemployed again

a charismatic native leader arises, pointing out the obvious face that the small group of outsiders holds disproportionate influence on financial systems
after a vicious power struggle he emerges victorious and is declared Leader of the German people...

...

its ogre

-6.66%

You really are a fool aren't you. No faith in the British. We have survived much worse than this. We historically have a habit of getting clear of the worst. It's instinct, you can not learn it. Those stupid chavs and dumb working class idiots, are no different from their grandfather's and great grandfather's. They did well enough.

Thank you based Crashi chan

thank you based crashi-chan

>2009+7
>not owning any btc

Fuck you

Ultra ortodox defence

Thx for the reminder. I almost got out on (the last) luncheon.

Just hit it's lowest for the day at 10.64

get ready, 7 minutes

Everyone is afraid of what will happen in the next 8 minutes. It will go berserk.

Хaппeнинг

Thank you based crashi-chan

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why, WHHHYYYYYYYYYYY the fuck is he draped in Chechen flag
WHHYYYY

thank you based crashi-chan

(over to the bar)
another pint luv!

NYSE:DB

ru.investing.com/equities/deutsche-bank?cid=22318

He is nohcha

хэппeнинг

(captcha 762
kek)

when it hits 6.66 expect to see some serious shit

I always forget which e is 'e' and which is 'ye'

are yobas encountered anywhere outside Runet/Russian chans actually?

Because he was kidnapped by chechens who wrapped him in their flag. Photo was taken right after successful rescue operation performed by heroes from spetsnaz, he blessed them the moment they started unwrapping him.

ZWEI MINUTEN

Hoarding like its 1945.

Э is for planet and egg
E is for pepsi

'э' is always e
'e' might be e or ye
it depends on position in the word, preceding letter etc

Yoba is comfy guy on Cred Forums.

I like Marek's variant more

comfy!

thank you based crashi-chan

Are you actually retarded?
It's dropping to an all-time low you autist.

we are fucking full

Thank you based crashi-chan

Unemployment will be your smallest problem

I'm coming for that sweet Australian pussy

that you based crashi-chan

Fuck DB. It's not a German bank, the majority of shareholders are foreigners, the leading executives are foreigners.

Get out REEEEE

k

Youre obliged to take in europeans tho. Shitskins can fuck off

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Checked.

>ethnic Greek or European
subtle burn is subtle
(and coming from a leaf, probably unintended)

'course they do.

>muh genetix
where were all these faddies a hundred years ago then? peasants were all lean af

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AAA rating is bought, not earned.

Weekend gap down, happens all the time across all instruments

I'm not fat but you can't deny people have different metabolic rates

While dubs are the will of kek

Witnessed

New low at 10.63.

Kill yourself braindead retard

go back to ***ddit

its really happening wtf
I'm not prepared for a real happening

yeah, just disagree with order of importance

THANK YOU BASED CRASHI-CHAN

I'd be less worried about banking and more concerned with what the shitskins do once the economy collapses and the welfare stops...

How much longer will the markets be open in Germany?

What about American tourists? Are they treated like shit in Russia? Will cooks spit in my food? I'm white btw

The shares are traded internationally. This isn't over til all markets are done for the day

Then the ride starts again tomorrow

About 4 hours

YOU KILLED US ALL

How long have you been trading? Were you trading before recession? I was.

If you aren't going to behave like a fag everything will be ok. This works in any country though.

reuters.com/article/us-germany-economy-ifo-idUSKCN11W0OP?il=0

>German business morale shrugs off Brexit to hit 28-month high

There is nothing to worry about silly goys, Germany is doing just fine!

1.5 hours actually

A lot of them. Pohui to everybody even if you are fat nigger.

Berlin +3?

>Pohui
>fat nigger

Many people never saw niggers, It would be strange for them to don't give a fuck when they will see man with black skin.

xetra.com/xetra-en/trading/trading-information

I have seen nigger. It was Obama. He is the only nigger I have seen.
And I even dont give a fuck.

Germany is sinking with sandniggers

Deutsche Bank CEO is John Cryan, an Anglo!
And ETERNAL ANGLO!

>John Crya
>Anglo!
Destroy.

Born John Michael Cryan
16 December 1960 (age 55)
Harrogate, United Kingdom
Nationality British

EVERY
TIME.

THESE FUCKING ANGLOS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>even british couldn't save german bank from german autism and and their lust for muslim cocks

>Poland
Oh hi Poland, still mad that we always fuck u in the ass?

Anglo = Blue eyes or Green eyes.

Nordic race is anglo

>giving a woman a job in investment banking
>a woman whose last job was with lehman bros

So many keks

Stay calm, Mekhmet.
DB's crashing and there is nothing we can do about it, remember, once it hits below 10, shit will go down...