full dick 6'7" Aryan confirmed Viking heritage diagnosed with abnormal durability and great strong blood devirginised 4 women atm
Caleb Rogers
Circumcised but for medical reasons. 8 inches.
You should probably kill yourself for being pathetic
Adam Carter
Circumcised, permavirgin, lossless and Florida are not gene related. Also, fuck off with trying to get data from us Mister Smith.
Adrian Bailey
I am 8 inches as well
Jack Adams
>white >uncut 7inches >6'1 tall and good proportions >handsome >no known illness in the family line >grandpa is 95 and still /fit/ as fuck
Feels good man
Andrew Bell
>mfw circumcised >mfw 5'10" King of Manlets >mfw Albanian DNA >mfw diagnosed with assburgers >mfw permavirgin >mfw kissless >mfw love the cold but stuck in fucking New Jersey.
At least I know I'm shit and took the redpill
Xavier King
>White. >Male. >Large Penis. >187 CM. >Perfect weight. >Can eat anything. >Not a virgin. >Strong chin >Objectively Handsome.
Get fucked genetic gutter man
Robert Cruz
>mfw uncut >mfw 6'4" >mfw blue eyes >mfw slightly autismo >mfw not a permavirgin >mfw love rain
feelsgoodman
Caleb Richardson
>>white >>uncut 7inches '1 tall and good proportions
>German using burger numbers
You should mention the part where you're a diaspora faggot that couldn't hack it in his own country. You piece of shit.
Colton Rivera
6'5 broad shoulders,beach blonde, face sculpted by the gods, iq of 142, currently making $500,000 dollars a year at Wendys and banging sexy women 20 hours a day
Thomas James
fuckin' normie
Jaxson Adams
>white >average penis >average height >average looks >dark blond hair >good wavy hair genetics >hazel eyes >no hereditary diseases in the family
Only real issue is being nearsighted but I can't complain.
Nathaniel Parker
Everyone in this thread is lying
Jaxson Sullivan
Pretty delta behavior to obsess over the things you can not change desu senpai. Even a midget with micropenis can become the best possible version of himself. Start lifting weights, read some books and quit moaning.
Daniel Martinez
>5'11 >look good >uncircumsized >5 inch dick :( >insomnia, depression >German, English, French, Irish >Not a virgin
John Butler
>5'11" >Slavic genes >good jawline >easy muscle gaining >shittiest hair growth pattern on the god damn planet >pretty sure I'm mildly autistic
Michael Lewis
oh i forgot to say my cock is 24.5 cm long and 19cm thick
Oliver Evans
DATA COLLECTION THREAD
Nathaniel Gutierrez
>tall >good looking >nice hair >rich family >small dick
Jack Kelly
>circumcised >white >6foot >brown hair >green eyes >decently fit, just started lifting >freckles
Bretty gud senpai
Joshua Mitchell
I am doing what I can but in the end I must be culled
At least I convinced my Mexican parents to vote trump with me
Joshua Cook
Aryan 7,1 god 13 inch dick Fucking look like a god Stronk Fucked five goddesses
Thomas Nelson
with all the polls we've done over the years it's a little too late to worry about that
Aiden Parker
>good wavy hair genetics nigger tier mongrel tier shitty mongrel tier austria worst country >freckles genetic failure tier
>cut >handsome >very good hair, dark brown and very thick, will never bald >5'8 >very blue eyes >very autistic
Christopher Lewis
Probably circumcised because my parents fell for the medical benefits meme. They're catholics and I don't know if circumcision is part of Catholicism. Thought it was just da jooz
Colton Ortiz
>17.5cm
Nathan Roberts
It was the jews, Jewish doctors started the medical benefits meme. It's not a Catholic thing.
Dominic Adams
>nigger tier You're not one of those faggots with boring straight hair, are you?
Mason Robinson
Wavy hair is God tier. Straight hair is for women, cucks and Asians.
Isaiah Rivera
are you asking me if i have nigger genes mixed with mine? why no, i don't. nigger.
Sebastian Stewart
> 5'8 height > 6.5 inch circumcised dick > blond > blue eyed > had many many kisses > definitely not a virgin > very high intelligence
LEAFS RULE
Kevin Martin
>mongrel No such thing. Shut the fuck up faggot
Joshua Brown
I'm 19 years old.
I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.
I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.
I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.
I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.
Both my parents are alive and in good health.
I have no regrets.
I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.
I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.
I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.
I will live a good life at your expense.
Nicholas Morales
I got dimples
Levi Wilson
This
Adrian Collins
>No such thing. >pic related (you) keep your head down. your permit is on thin ice muslim
Henry Sanders
30 feet tall, 5 pounds, and a 50 inch dick
Gabriel Martin
Cred Forums is an american website you schluchtenscheisser
Samuel Miller
>German/Scottish >White >Tall (194cm) >ok-looking >Deep voice >5 inch cut dick (haven't measured in a while, but it's probably the same) ;( >Resistant to cold (I fucking love the cold) >weird ass male birthing hips >thicc thighs >slightly unstable emotions >can barely eat any food that has fruit or vegetables in it (really unhealthy, but meat, a few potato dishes, wheat and dairy are pretty good I guess) >dark brown hair >dark brown eyes >fair skin >slight autism maybe >Aunty has Multiple Sclerosis, Mum might be a carrier for it, so I hope I'm not fucked >pretty reserved socially
Blog post over
Jayden Baker
>green eyes >very pale skin >hairy as fuck >17-18cm penis
Joseph Bell
no it isn't. it's a complete rip, including source code, of 2ch.net/
stop spending our HETZ IV money on internet cafés you rapefugee trash
Kayden Ortiz
>mfw uncut >mfw 190 cm >mfw good proportions >mfw handsome face
but >mfw balding at 20 >mfw autism
I don't know how to feel.
Joshua Anderson
would you faggots believe I was a native to Austria? Guess my true race....
Hudson Ross
>Cred Forums >hosted in murrica >means its an american website
Scheiss Gastarbeiter
Xavier Stewart
>4 foot nine >big dark eyes >amazing ability to communicate without speaking >face unremarkable >greyish colour skin >long way from home >own my own awesome transport >love playing in fields >occasionally like to experiment with toys >seem to freak a lot of people out >kind of weird alien vibe going on
Ryan Gray
>6'0" >tall, dark, handsome, solid 8/10 >will never bald >white with shitskin eyes >terrible skin >visible forehead wrinkles at 18 >a combination of ADHD/Aspergers/OCD which went unresolved as a kid resulting in multiple personality disorders
b8imus maximus
Landon Reyes
>mix of (white) mexican and swiss >clear skin and blue eyed, european facial features >1.81 m tall >overweight and have a gut because I'm a lazy shit >average dick >qt3.14 slav gf >living in Spain so basically I'm a superior Übermensch compared to disgusting spaniards >will likely eventually migrate to switzerland when shit gets too real in this shithole feels good man. Can't complain.
Carson Sanders
If it makes you feel any better, Alexander the Great was a manlet.
Angel Wood
Jej
Mason Bennett
Guess you are like a ferrari without wheels All horsepower for noone
Joshua Butler
>200% german, yet darkblonde hair and hazel eyes despite 3 of my 4 grandparents having grey or blue eyes, thanks mudeye mum/grandma >feelsbadman.jpg >pretty white, freckles >5'8" manlet though it never really bothered me before i came here cause im still taller than almost all girls i encounter and often only a little shorter than the most guys, thanks Cred Forums for bolstering my self esteem >kissless permavirgin >good looking, i have two sisters and they always told me how all their friends have either a crush on me or at least comment on my looks
i think my explanations are proof enough of my insecurity, not sure why i never got laid but i dont want to turn this into /r9k/
Colton Ortiz
>male birthing hips lol wut?
Joshua Lopez
>pure white >blue eyes dirty blonde >5'10 kek >8" cock >circumcised but don't really care >godly jaw >concave shit chest genetics >ridiculously wide hips >emotional bitch with unusually high estrogen levels >one nip is usually puffy, the other isn't Not sure if man or woman
Kayden Anderson
are you me?
Eli Mitchell
He probably had a higher IQ than my shit tier 130
Thomas Foster
>Above average penis non-mutilated >188cm >Blonde hair/ Blue eyes >Good body >Can get laid easily >Insecure >Kinda stupid
Landon Lee
Edit: 7" uncut, bent, zeppelin shaped dick
Jaxon Perry
Let's see that hairline.
Logan Scott
...
Dylan Peterson
>uncircumcised >5'2" >25% Russian 75% Han Chinese >not a single trace of russian in my appearance >lost virginity to white girl >lost first kiss to a beauty pageant (before she ran)
Isaiah Robinson
Actually Alexander probably wasn't a manlet according to the standards of the time, much like Napoleon wasn't a manlet during the time he led France.
Average human height has been increasing.
Tough luck manlets.
Jordan Bailey
Non of you faggots on here are what you say
>Nine inch dicks >6"4'
At least don't send off redflags when lying you faggot basement dwellers.
Jonathan Hughes
No one cares baby face
Luis Adams
Oh look it's another edition of "Everybody on Cred Forums is a 6'6 aryan stud with an 8 inch penis and a 140 IQ"
Jordan Cox
17 y/o >inb4 underagefag 6"4" 7.3 inch dick Fucked with about 11 women, 6 of which were virgins Feels good to not be a social reject.
Anthony Jones
>5'2"
Christian Harris
>Ginger so can't into Sun >skinnyfat >balding at 30 >ugly >tiny dick
What do I win?
Brayden Parker
A ride directly into the oven
Tyler Adams
>love rain
Only filthy foreigners don't, my man.
Josiah Parker
>uncircumsized >192cm >Montenegrin royal blood >Lost virginity at 15, in a LTR for 5 years now with amazing redpilled woman >22cm dick
mfw Balkan genes are actually bretty gud
Lincoln Long
I present you with this container of Helium, priced at about 24.99
Brandon Hernandez
>Guess my true race.... A JEW
Isaac Parker
>White (Norman/Scottish) >Uncircumsized >187cm >18.5cm package >IQ certified at 145 but I think saying the range 139-149 is a more accurate descriptor >Black hair but balding >Naturally good endurance but trying powerlifting/bodybuilding and brotein to avoid beanstalkmode >Not virgin
Austin Walker
circumcision isn't genetic, you dumb spic
Gabriel Hall
I'm ready lads. Maybe I'll make good soap.
Sebastian Campbell
>white >5'8 >strong chin and jaw >non kike nose >6.4" dong
>slowly receding hairline >hazel eyes >never had a gf
Benjamin Martin
>mfw overheat easily and stuck in fucking Florida
Drink more water and get a lot of cardio. It will balance you out.
Carter Rivera
Anglosphere either lying through its teeth or fucking rocking dem genes today
Christopher Long
>6'1 >average dick >average intelligence >average looks >known to have severe mental issues in the family >cancer is also a frequent problem >number of teeth issues
just fucking end me
Colton Hughes
>6'3 >Celtic and Slavic ancestry >Stocky, muscular but not toned >Mentally and academically sound >Not a virgin
Pretty jammy, right lads?
Henry Martin
> White (Hungarian) > 6" > My Mom thinks I'm handsome > Dark hair > Average/bigger than average muh dick > Intelligent (I think so, at least) > I can seem to be arrogant/awkward/twitchy > Get laid decently > Don't smile often (looks weird on me) > Self-reliant; can take care of myself > Can fight (boxed for many years) > Can be depressive, melodramatic > Smoker
I don't have any complaints.
Ethan Parker
I ran cross coubtry for 4 years, stopped I months ago
Problems persist
Eli Garcia
>horse face manlet baldie I wonder why
Elijah Jenkins
+ >White >6'4 (194 cm) >regular slav genes, not really handsome, not ugly either. >perfect vision, no chronic illnesses. >not virgin, upper middle class, job in IT. >hairline shows no signs of receding
- >Allergic to cats, appendix removed in teen years.
Glad I weren't born a shitskin or dindu.
Levi Bennett
(OP) >Circumcised >white mixed with Native American >5' 9" >perma fat (tried exercise and dieting for over a year, still over 230 and actually gained weight) >harry as fuck
Before anyone says kill myself, I'm not. But I'm not going to have kids because I hate kids and I'm getting a vasectomy.
Jayden Turner
> White (Dutch/English) > 6'5 > Chad face. Look like Tom Brady. > 8 inch dick.
Goes without saying, I get laid a lot.
Grayson Peterson
Your sacrifice is appreciated
Noah Wright
>Wasian >Mentally Stable >5'7 Manlet but /fit/ >6.3 Inches uncut >No illnesses/allergies No weakness >Not a virgin but no gf currently >Pretty intelligent
Parker Taylor
Post pic
Julian Cook
>circumcised because of infection as babby >5'11 >average build >average facial aesthetics >5 inch penor >tan easily (even though as english as genetically possible) >good metabolic rate
p standard, but at least i'm rich
James Rivera
>5'7 >6.5" soft >Good looks >decent intelligence (med school) >Family has little inherited problems other than Shortness and late Alzheimer's (~80)
Levi Harris
stop fucking lying you would literally think the average height on Cred Forums is 6'5 if you believed this shit
William Moore
Oh. Usually when anons say they overheat easily its because they're fat and have a shit diet. Sounds like you have legit medical problems then. Sucks bro.
Leo Thomas
>stocky, muscular but not toned So fat?
Christopher Lopez
>(tried exercise and dieting for over a year, still over 230 and actually gained weight) being fat is your fault. do not try to bend the laws of physics as an excuse excuse oh, you're actually retarded. carry on, then
Cooper Edwards
lol My Irish temper. I'm a happy girl, but do not rock my boat.
Not lying though, 12,5-13 US size shoes, bumping my head in Moscow metro all the time.
Luis Thompson
>about 183cm tall >not really great proportions but I guess that's my fault for not training >brown hair and eyes >average penis (14cm) but kind of superior girth >obviously slavic >no mental issues >kind of weak immune system (get the flu every year) >sweat a lot in the summer >my skin tannes in the summer >I'd rate my face as a 7-8/10 All in all prety average, could be better, could be worse. r8
William Price
6'2" Blonde hair blue eyed All germanic ancestry Mutilated No health issues
Adam Edwards
Kissless virgin. Almost no friends. 5'3 just end my life already
Hudson Kelly
>uncut 6.2 inches >6'1" >world rapebaby mixed (light-olive nigger) >not ugly, solid 7/10 >not virgin >somehow my body can stand to high temperatures for a long time before I start actually feeling the heat >get cold easily, practically in a permacold state >other light ~ medium diseases seems to not affect me at all >brown, wavy long-hair with natural dark red lights
Pretty much this, FBI, have fun.
Connor Collins
>circumsized by Jews >6'2 >high metabolism thin-ness >makes getting gains ezpz >half beaner, half swede german cuck >ugly nose >have had sex over 100 times Not terrible desu senpai
Owen Rodriguez
>6'4" >White (Western European with a sprinkling of Native American) >Average dick (MFW circumcised at birth) >Dark brown hair/eyes >120 IQ >Average looks >High blood pressure >Family history of heart problems and diabetes
Chase Murphy
...
Adam Morris
>white - brown hair/eyes >6'1" 184lbs >jew cut 9.5 inches >manual labor job and gym keep me in good shape >30 still have all my hair, no greys >134-141 IQ (its varied test to test) >20/20 vision >allergic to cats and small animals >been with 13 girls >have HSV1 though as a result
Ayden Russell
>balding >no chin >overbite >big nose >small eyes >big lips >acne >cervical ribs >bend penis >bad vision >genetic disease which can lead to possible children being literally retarded, but >perma virgin
Austin Myers
HIS DELAGATES, ARE OVER 1357
Jason Gray
>well atleast im not a nigger
Everything went better than expected.
Carson Lopez
>6'2" >Handsome >light brown hair, blue eyes >Intelligent >high-tier musical skills >nice skin, good teeth, good facial hair, won't start balding until my 70s
Only shit genes I have are heart disease, prostate cancer and addiction, but I barely drink and rarely touch drugs anymore so I should be OK
Wyatt Morgan
6'2" White American male. U.S. Army Infantry veteran Ex-fraternity President in college Graduated with 3.62 Travel the world doing a job I love Have fucked ~100 girls including cheerleaders, strippers, and sorority girls Can bench more than my weight Have abs and tailored suits Took the redpill
Pic related: one of my uglier exes.
I'm not kidding about any of the above.
Xavier Wood
ewww you are in my state. kill yourself you fucking beaner retard, don't ever come after white women.
Landon Myers
I am pretty okay with my life
>pureblooded aryan without kebab genes unlike other "Germans" >half slav, half aryan face Form >cant withstand heat at all, start sweating over 10c, die over 25c, and stuck in a super hot country >6,5 inch dick when erect (seriously) >166 cm (5,5 amerifat-feet) king of manlets >basically close to no beard growth >no endurance because of genetically weak bloodline >but can put MASSIVE strength from me for a very short time > 20 year old KHHV >only know sex from tales and legends >officially tested 138 iq + aspie
But atleast I get good shekels from autismbux+neetbux in this country so im fine
Juan Scott
5'10 Cut Blue eyes Welsh Had some girlfriends Prefer the cold
Tyler Gomez
>5'10, but my dad and granddad are both over 6'2. didn't eat properly as a teenager so probably stunted my own growth. >6 inch dick with nice girth >extremely high facial symmetry, anywhere from 6/10 to 9/10 depending on my grooming and diet >aspergers and bipolar disorder (dad and brother are also aspie, mum is bipolar) >fucked about 20 sloots, currently in LTR with qtpi normie conservative girl
could be a lot worse
Hunter Baker
> pure blooded aryan. half slav.
Cameron Perez
and I have dubs
Easton Sanders
>5'10" >7.2" circumcised dick >white (german/french) >wavy dirty blonde hair, brown eyes >above average looks >midface hypoplasia, wide-set eyes, pectus excavatum >mental illness >aspergers >high intelligence shit tier genes kill me
Jose Nelson
Don't you have to send out job applications regularly, so the Arbeitsamt doesn't cut off your neetbux?
Matthew Ramirez
Not half slav. Half slav FACE FORM
Lurn 2 read stupid leaf
Lincoln Miller
Ja aber natürlich fake ich die Bewerbungen dass ich nicht angenommen werde und nicht arbeiten muss und die autismshekel können Sie mir ja nicht nehmen. Auch wenndas passiert bekomme ich noch passive ~2000 Euro im Monat wegen einer gewissen chemikalienfabrik in russland
Charles Jones
>6'1 overweight man titts >Uncut average pecker >brown hair and eyes - no balding >Northern European mutt >Good job and social skills >Don't do terrible with women despite being disgusting without a shirt on.
Parker Sullivan
pure chinese 6' (183cm) 138 lbs (63kg) basically cant get fat even if i tried double eyelids good looking homosexual uncut, 5.5" ~133 IQ introvert creative with minor online social anxiety
good and bad i guess
Brayden Sullivan
>Phimosis
Suicide seems a viable option, to be honest.
Kayden Thomas
>>homosexual
I hope you get gassed
Carter Hughes
>6'3 and still growing.
>My flag should tell you all you need to know about my penis.
>Have a Christopher Lee face, super defined cheekbones.
>From the purest anglo-hibernian bloodline, literally nobility but shithead ancestors picked the wrong side in the 1600's.
Pic related, owned a village and everything.
>tfw superior peasant mongrel genes
Jeremiah Phillips
That's easily fixable.
Nathan Rivera
6 feet tall? No way a chink is that tall, nice try Ling.
Ryan Allen
IAM GROWING STRONKER EVERY DAY
Daniel Reyes
5' 11" bear build euromix depressed virgin
Not really the gene pools fault
Lincoln Martinez
It's more shame than anything lad tbf
Henry Smith
cant be helped i tried, totally no arousal
>who is yao ming
Carter Johnson
6'5 white muscular 135 IQ officially tested (I could have done better on the test) virgin, but not for long as I'm getting over my social anxiety
Ryder Taylor
>tfw 4.5" phimosis dick.
Booze helps
David Brown
He says while posting a total faggot.
Ethan Young
Can't tell me Yao Ming isn't part Slav.
Noah Adams
you just described me. also, blue eyes and exceptional resilience to bubonic plague.
Just fucking stretch it while you bath bit by bit everyday or there's also operations for this kind of problem. t. I have it too and I had a friend that got operated
Jeremiah Stewart
>184 cm >naturally skinny with big bones, can eat as much as I want without getting fat thanks to high metabolism, predisposed to having toned muscles (without muscles I look like that dude from Mad Men) >125 IQ >square jaw but ability to grow thick manly beard >15 cm uncircumsised penis with ability to last as much as I want in bed (don't ask me how I do it, I don't even know myself) >strong and healthy hair, no male in any branch of my family is bald, dad is 62 and doesn't have a white hair yet >my teeth are pretty much perfect but I wore braces as a kid >big hand >big feet >had sex with 3 women in my life and they all had big tits, I don't actively search for sex because it's degenerate >religious >redpilled
I am doing fine
Ryan Carter
I can't tell the subhumans apart, they all look like memes to me.
Carter Wright
>mfw 5'8" manlet >still above average 6,5' uncut dick
well, could be worse
Jeremiah Wood
There is truth in this sadness. Yeah I have heard of this stuff tbf. Perhaps there is hope.
Jaxon Jenkins
>mfw overheat easily and stuck in fucking Florida
I didn't know this was a thing but that's hilarious
Jonathan Nelson
>6ft 3 >16cm hard >blonde blue eyed >neckbeard so I never grow one >balding early >high energy, low motivation >autismbux >can handle my liquor
Brody Gutierrez
haha you look like a beta faggot. I bet when your wife isn't with her boyfriend she fucks you with a strap on.
Andrew Phillips
>white >6 inches circumsized >6' >awkward and mildly avoidant
All in all could be worse
Ryder Brown
What is your opinion on friesland?
Jacob Rogers
That's a shame bro. Technically I'm a manlet at 5'10". 5'11" with shoes though gais (thanks Lil Marco!). I'm not a mixed shitskin though and have a few Aryan babies and did the white race proud. Living the dream in Florida on the Gulf with my nice house that I own free and clear. Life is good.
Kevin Myers
>with ability to last as much as I want in bed (don't ask me how I do it, I don't even know myself)
you don't contract your pelvic muscles, i bet your orgasms are poor
Justin White
>6' >Nearly 7" peenus weenus >Nice thicc hair
Adrian Sullivan
gf browsing pol, you guys need to step it up
Brody Lewis
Together with Twente the most based and redpilled place in the country. Also plenty of conservative qts
Christopher Gutierrez
Tell your gf to bathe more, why so many ass pimples?
Juan Richardson
>5'8" >blond hair, blue eyes >well proportioned, fit, room for more muscle >shaking condition (benign familial tremor) >near genius IQ >can really work a room >will hold my own in a fight against most opponents
I can almost always get anything I want without much effort. If I could just keep my head still in tense situations, I wouldn't want to be an inch taller.
Justin Flores
> It was a cuck thread all along
Matthew James
Were we comparing penis sizes too? 7" maybe 7.5" I think and being 5;10" fucking average white guy here through and through.
Adding this to this post too
John Stewart
>Italo-Bavarian mutt >5'9" but stocky and muscular >Romanesque facial features, been told many times I'm good looking >Caustic personality >average sized dick but get all the tiny bitches >diagnosed with aspergers but seem to have gotten off VERY easy. >Intelligent
William Cruz
My cousins from frieland just came to visit Canada, they said they don't have many rapefugees, thought it might not be as cucked.
Camden King
>white >6'2" >dark hair >blue eyes with a bit of heterochromia >16.5 cm benis not cut >asperger syndrome
Easy come, easy go.
Angel Allen
>you don't contract your pelvic muscles, i bet your orgasms are poor I don't know what that's supposed to mean, how do you measure how poor are your orgasms? All the girls I had sex with told me that they were never with a guy who came as much as me, because I cum a lot. Once one of them almost choked trying to swallow it lmao (so much it came out of her nose). Either way I enjoy my orgasms a lot, thanks for asking
Kayden Sullivan
Tosk or Gheg?
Lincoln Peterson
>5'5" >look young as fuck could still pass for high schooler >mixed >nonvirgin >can eat literally anything and still not get fat > 5.5 inch penis >not allergic to anything >can drink milk all day > no diseases or disabilities
I got lucky for being mixed, could have been worse.
Josiah Ramirez
cause for some reason she had to ride bike buttnaked that day
Josiah Edwards
Orgasms should be ok as long as you don't fap every five seconds which many find hard to do with how easy porn is nowadays.
Carson Walker
>circumcised >6'4'' >all ancestors from northern Europe >permavirgin >kissless >living in New Hampshire My life's okay I guess.
Parker Young
I inherited a rare, incurable neuro-muscular disease. Luckily I'm good looking, but I'm also crippled.
Juan White
I think I cum a lot because I last long in bed. The longer you last, the more you cum. I agree with you, ejaculating often is the most ovverrated thing ever
Henry Morales
All those pimples, i know you're embracing pisslam but come on niggers, shower more often.
Andrew Morales
Circumsized 6'4" One woman have i slept with who has given me three children Blonde hair and blue eyes
Josiah Stewart
>circumcised >amazing hohol blood tainted by kike mother >hugless virgin >stuck in shitty israel instead of being in beautiful czech
kill me already FUCK
Angel Allen
fuq i baited
Aiden Walker
5'8 isn't so bad.
Evan Perry
>5'10" manlet >big jew crooked nose >ginger >manchild >KHV >fat >psoriasis >heel inflammation >pilonidal cyst >acne >ingrown hairs >shit teeth >shit hairline >almost /no chin/ >no masculine jaw >small dick (5.6") >behave like an autismo
Atleast I didn't have some jew steal my foreskin.
Altough I'm literally >JUST
Jonathan Allen
fuck off beaner, these aren't even pimples you moron
Hudson Cox
Cheer up Brian, at least you can look down on the arabs and kick em around a bit.
Cooper Howard
Post pics of your moms big jew boobs.
Asher Clark
> 5'10 > 170lb > dirty blonde > blue eyes > first gen Canadian ( bloodline exclusively from UK ) > fucked 9 girls 2 Virgins > 6.5 uncut > good looking >blue collar > Decent build and no hank hill ass
I'm content
Blake Jones
Pros 6'4 Wiry strength Good at sports Intelligent Jawline 8 inch dick
Cons Slightly receding hairline at 23 Bad teeth Can't put on fat or muscle Prevalence of cancer in family
Blake Cox
>6'2" >Look really young (I look like child having almost 21 years) >Pure slavic blood >Redpilled gf >Can drink very high amount of alcohol without losing control >Most of family members diagnosed with mental illness >Need to wear expensive glasses
Noah Lopez
You were born as the greatest race in the world you cuck traitor. Pay your respects to our venerable Bibi and our lord patron America (may God bless their souls), don't be a russian goy.
Aaron Reyes
>Can drink very high amount of alcohol A true slav.
Joseph Watson
Dude don't show a person's asshole, how degenerate are you? People shit from there, that's fucking gross.
Michael Cook
Ayy Miami but at Gainsville for Uni, 5'6" Hispanic Manlet here to tell you real bitches dgaf as long as you're confident
David Cruz
That's really interesting, what disease is it? How does it affect your life? Does it make you reply to yourself?
Christopher Turner
>jewish I got you all beat
Henry Perez
>zoom in on monitor >google chrome >look at start bar >folder clicked
Nice photoshop, could have done better.
Joshua Peterson
>rich family >shitty headset instead of proper headphones
Jackson Peterson
>half white half slav half dinaric race >6'1 >easy gains, ottermode at worst >thick light brown hair, beard growing decently so far >gray eyes >some people find me good looking i guess >raspy voice >7'' dick >emotionaly unstable >probably have add or some shit >virgin at 21
fucking disgusting
Connor Powell
Pros
>6"4 (194cm) >decent athleticism >build muscle and get strong at a good rate >Good looking face >dark brown hair and green eyes >high testosterone and aggression >decent brain. Can understand calc, lin alg, diff equations >good perception of human nature >good character >thirst for self improvement >attraction to high test females (wide hips, etc) >naturally courageous in most matters >loyal to friends and partners to a fault >can laugh at myself >an appreciation of nature >never had a problem getting female attention. Had first girlfriends in primary school, kissed girls when I was in nursery, though had sex quite late (18) out of my own choice. >pathologically honest. Probably slightly autistic. I don't have much shame and rarely feel awkward.
Cons
>can be too aggressive >stubborn like a mule >seeing the best in people too often >not a genius >iq is probably 115 - 120 >raised without a father (he was murdered) >need for purpose and goals otherwise I'm useless >bit too much of a romantic >extremely addictive personality >will probably be bald in my 30s >probably plenty more faults and downsides that I can't think of
If any of you were a good mate of mine, I'd happily take a beating with you if it came to it. Especially against niggers and pakis.
Ayden Morales
Why are so many American posters spics? Hell, I'm half (white hispanic) myself.
Landon Collins
we're using an enema shower system, her asshole is very pure and clean
idk even know what you're trying to say you pointless fucking moron
Caleb Harris
>Be white immigrant in Svitjod
>5' 7" not a fucking manlet man up >Irish blood with a sprinkle of Finnish blood >7 inches schlong >can tolerate alcohol really well (duh) >Can get muscle very easily >Swedish girl stereotype gf cons >Slow grower, 19 and still not done growing >Can't get any fat on my body. >Having a hard time showing emotions so people think I am a heartless douchebag >A tendency to visit Cred Forums
Daniel Cruz
>Wavy hair is God tier
Lucas Foster
>6'0" >still have 4skin >large penis, never measured because I'm not that insecure but it's probably over 7 inches >very healthy, perfect eyesight, big strong guy >100% white >all christian family but I have a far higher IQ than rest of family so I'm atheist >high functioning autist >very skilled at video games, topped many leaderboards, could be professional gamer if there were any good e-sport games >26 and still a kissless virgin
Brody Lopez
U don't want women they are nothing but trouble
Isaac Parker
White 1.81 cms tall 7.5 inches Strong body Circumcised for medical reasons Brown eyes Big and strong hands
Feels good man
Angel Murphy
Listen to me you filthy disgusting spic, none of that truly matters. Being tall and hot gives an advantage in certain things, but what really matters is what you do with your life, who you become as a person.
Develop your profession, hobbies, and personal character. Become a great person inside, and you'll be attractive to women as if you were a great person on the outside.
Jeremiah Ramirez
>6'0 >8"x7.5" donger >Ambiguously white, but also a bit of Native American and Chilean so I can bait the race card >In good shape and nice muscle insertions >probably alcoholic >anti-social behaviors while being an extreme extrovert >Decent hair >small feet >Whole family, including me, have STEM degrees
life is bretty gud, maybe that's why I resist the redpill
Pretty much all the problems I do have are self-inflicted
Christian Collins
looks like that. post buttplug pictures
Ryder Kelly
>life is bretty gud, maybe that's why I resist the redpill You'll learn, unambiguously gay solo.
Kevin Hill
Oy vey, no need to get so worked up kraut, you can stop roleplaying now.
Christian Sullivan
>depression >social retardation >alcoholism
Samuel Green
>buttplug picture >check flag: Germany Stereotype renewed for another year.
Logan Parker
Nice try Chang
Blake Nelson
stop posting that 3dpd shit
Asher Roberts
I agree but the fact I am hardwired to want the succ and kiskis makes me feel bad about it
Easton Brown
>town_bike_rides_town_bike.jpg
Isaac Roberts
Isn't pretty much everyone in America circumcised? There was like one kid at my High School who wasn't (that people were aware of anyway) and his family were literally pagans
Gavin Young
>Circumcised >Medical reasons
Pick juan
Hudson Scott
Catholic church used to say that circumcision is straight sacrilege.. they backed off that in the early 1900s when it became an American thing... But Italy has like .5% circumcision rate so that should tell you...
Anyway, I'm tall dark and handsome. Thin and muscly. Very happy with my penis except for the circumcision thing...
I'm a genius who has tested 4 times with results between 138 and 149. Was able to hit 153 once, but I took drugs before the test so that was augmented intelligence.
Anyway, smart enough to realize that intelligence can't really be tested for...
Good job, I make a lot of money sitting on my ass, so I have to work out for my endorphin flow... I own 2 newish and niceish cars and a 3bdr house... I have a stock broker.
Was an aspiring MMA fighter but sporadically had heart failure and died, but I have a pacemaker and I'm ok now. 31 years old.
I have a beautiful half-jap son of 3... I'll let you all know how that race-mixing goes over the years.
Carson Jones
Pros: >6' tall >relatively good looking >light hair & eyes >descended from a prominent New England family >deep voice >live in 90+% white state
Cons: >gay
I've decided I can still be the übermensch even with my one brain dysfunction.
Elijah Wright
>I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.
Will that be enough to pay denbts tho?
Kevin Hall
keep up the hilarious meme spouting kid
Jacob Rogers
Polish glorious moo standing 6 feet tall with a good muscle mass/fitness. I am in the process of fixing my fellow bongcucks gene pool with my mighty kielbasa. However their seemingly innate preference for coal makes it harder
Jose Myers
>New England family >gay Confirmed.
Jack Gonzalez
You're a self-absorbed asshole who thinks he's much smarter than he actually is. All of your friends talk shit about you behind your back.
Camden Collins
Albania was trying to imply that you took a photo of a naked girl looking at a computer and phoneshopped Cred Forums onto it, because they can't look hard enough to realize both the folder and the chrome on task bar are open.
The implication was that, if you look down at the task bar, the explorer is open, but obviously it's in the background, because Chrome is also open, just not as obvious to see because of the angle