Men :: The Right Moves

What are some of the right moves a young man should make going forward in life?

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Hold off on having children until you can afford it. Work hard. Be sober.

>Be sober
...but not straight edge

>don't buy things you don't need
>save money
>don't get a new car
>go to college for an actual useful/applicable thing
>get /fit/ or at least stay healthy
>Don't knock up some chick

Gonna be srs here

> stop watching porn, it kills your libido
> find a subject that you enjoy and become the best in it (if you can afford uni); else find a skill you like and become the best at it
> learn how to set priorities and organize your life around them
> don't look for a girl, strive forwards and girls will come to you
> become physically fit and healthy, restrict drinking/weed to once a week on the weekend
> (i would say dont smoke cigs but that would make me a hypocrite)
> learn how to budget your money, save at least 20% if possible
> dont waste your time and money; instead of buying a ps4 and 10 games you can get a motorcycle license for example. Will bring you nuch more enjoyment
> if possible, try to travel foreign countries and learn at least two foreign languages (1 for americans) fluently
> MOST IMPORTANT: never lament yourself; always look forward for opportunities. Self pity is the greatest weakness of a lot of men

Just the first stuff that comes to mind

Go to college for agriculture, and get buff

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What user said.
Plus, dipping or cigarettes really is dogshit. It robs you of your health, and when your kids graduate high school, you die.
You won't get to know your grandchildren if you died because you are addiction to nicotine. I quit dipping it sucked.
I also quit smoking weed.
Haven't been a big drinker since the frat days in college.
It makes you a much better man to not rely on these substances.
Instead, spend money on things that last like a set if weights, a bike, and a skateboard.
Get a good dog.
It will get you the most loving type of pussy, easily.

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Be self sufficient. It should be a completely foreign experience for someone to wash your clothes, cook for you, clean for you, etc. You should be capable of taking care of yourself with no one else assisting you.

Work on fitness. Running, lifting, riding a bike. Doesn't matter what it is do something to be active. Also learn to do yoga or at the very least basic stretching. A young man shouldn't be stiff and rigid like he's in his 90's.

Save money
Learn to go without
Find a hobby. No one wants to hang out with a guy who goes to work and comes home to watch tv for 6 hours before going to bed.

Finally in regards to women the best advice I've ever got was from a comedian named Patrice O'neal "Pussy isn't all I want, unless it's all you've got"

>own 1 bitcoin
>start saving for retirement as soon as you have any disposable income, the earlier you start the more you will have later

This, or a real STEM degree. Architectural Engineering is making me very happy and well paid.

>Never attempt to save a woman, see them only as sex objects and mothers
>Stay away from miserable people, they're the archetype of a weak manipulator
>Most people are pushovers and want a strong leader in their lives
>Always handshake when first meeting someone, if they dont shake, you win.
>Every man needs one really good friend before they reach 22 years
>Go to college for something useful, you're not there to pass your classes, you're competing with your fellow students, network, conquer
>Ignore women, get money, the women will follow
>Believe in a higher power but dont rely on one
>Find a job with a good pension you should retire with at least half your salary
>Women want to see you squirm, if entertain a womens bullshit she wont respect you.
>Drive your own car, Mow your own lawn, cut your own hair
>Porn ruins your imagination and expectations you can masturbate without it
>Find a hobby and stick to it, be well-rounded but be the best in one thing
>Anyone who uses their intelligence for social capital merely withholds information.
>Avoid people who take sleep medication or xanax, both run away from their problems and have never faced their demons, red flag

never allow yourself to become captured, and make sure you leave the USA at least once so you are not targeted for human experimentation.

the ease of which you can flee to another nation is of paramount importance.

If you intend to stay in America, then you should know that only a fool would not wish to become a part of the American government.

The special privilege, access to secret information, wealth, and security afforded by becoming a part of the American government is unmatched.

This will ensure you and your family are not the ones under the boot of the filthy American government. Liken it to being a high ranking member of Soviet military, they were abstracted from the rules of the peasants.

Never allow yourself to become captured, being arrested is a ruse intended to fool scared people into thinking they won't be harmed if they surrender. The reality is that large portions of their lives are stolen from them anyway, it is a trick that often works only once. Even the dumbest niggers will flee and resist once they have been imprisoned in the past.

For serious offences the difference between dying trying to escape with your freedom and having your life stolen from you slowly in prison is very little, prison is far worse with naught but worthless niggers (where did you think all the worthless niggers ended up?) for company--not even worth talking to.

Of course if you have no objections to the law as it stands you would do well to follow it in it's entirety, this will also make it possible for you to become a part of the American government, and relax as you and your family are afforded special privilege in the future.

Welcome to the Oligarchy! Where Hillary Clinton can even get away with shafting Haitians out of relief funds, and selling out national secrets for Clinton Foundation donations. The arms deals were just a little bonus.

Finally, the American government is not worth your loyalty. None of them are.

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pretty much this 2bh.

I'm just about to graduate from high school and I'm already doing half of these things and benefiting hugely.

When I look back on my early adult years, I'll have the internet to thank for all the stories, advice and no-no's - and God.

tell me about agriculture anons I'm interested and a young man

Guys, ive turned in to what all the teachers and social workers said i would.. a burnout, a deadbeat.. i got no education other than the mandatory 10 firs years (Norwegian, idk if its like this in other countries) even though i'm actually really clever and bright, if i ever DID show up to a test or an exam i aced it, but this is not the point.. my adult life im still living at home, no job atm (used to work in my uncles construction company, but i got fired after confronting him with irregularities in my pay checks) i guess you can say i am an addict (Cannabis) and probably denial talking here but due to my stress, anxiety and ADHD i really find that it helps me get it together and function like a normal human being.
i've got no dreamjob, no ambition, no talent or skill, yes really.. or at least none you can apply to a job.

Wat do? i really need some pointers here guys.. im loosing here..

losing*

give up and end it

first of all. fuck you
secondly, thats not an option cause im not a pussy, also im to curious how my story will end to just call cut early

I agree with user, You should probably end it. You sound too weak to survive.

nah, not weak.. might be stupid for comming here for advice tho.. 1v1 me nigger

>cut your own hair

Learn to cook for yourself and not rely on fast food.

Learn to weight lift

>asking Cred Forums for advice

Solid