SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
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that you had a boyfriend
I AINT THE BIGGEST KEK IN THE SHED
Staceys mom has got it going on
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Bullshit
I'm on fivethirtyeight right now
MMMMM HOT SHIT (hot shit)
IM GOIN DOWN DOWN BABY
THAT I HAD IN BELLVUE
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
PRAISE KEK
change it to 'Now-Cast'
It's the now cast not the default polls only you leaf cunt
Click on now-cast dumb leaf
now cast more like lol cast
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the feels
THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Bad news.
Remember what happened last time Trump took the lead prior to a major election event?
The Khan Krash happened.
Get ready for another methodology change.
who looked like a trap
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Get ready for another methodology change.
Their next change :
>we decided to stop polling republican because they're bigots
>the khan krash
Lmao it was actually the "TRUMP IS NOT JUST LITERALLY HITLER BUT IS ALREADY WORSE THAN HITLER" convention
Anyone got that picture of Nate Silver with the JUST hairline?
THERES NO ONE LIKE YOUUU
I CANT WAIT FOR THE NIGHTS WITH YOU
I IMAGINE THE THINGS WE DOOOO
I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED BY YOUUUUUUUUU
THERES NO ONE LIKE YOU
BIG CITY
BIG CITY NIGHTS
YOU KEEP ME BURRRRNING
BIG CITY
BIG CITY NIGHTS
OOOOOHHH OOAAAAHH OUUU YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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The Justice Department’s Hillary Investigation Reeks Of Corruption
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Clinton’s Complete Lack of a Funny Bone Could Cost Her Monday’s Debate
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PAULA JONES Wants to Join GENNIFER FLOWERS in Front Row at Presidential Debate
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>smashing the NWO with a sledgehammer just to prove one idiot on Twitter wrong
Impressive.
OH SHIT, LADS.
WE'RE GONNA MAKE. WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING MAKE IT!
That I had in February of last year
GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
OPEN UP YOUR HATE, AND LET IT FLOW INTO ME
GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
MADNESS IS THE GIFT THAT HAS BEEN GIVEN TO ME
They're not even trying to hide how screwed they are anymore.
It was like 4% a month ago.
I wish the elections were over.
It's not even my fucking country but I don't want to stay erect much longer.
Let's wait until the end of the debates
A LEAF
the hell is now cast and how is it different or better than the others?
THAT BANE WAS GONNA TROLL ME
I AIN'T THE BIGGEST GUY ON THE PLANE
I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
Netanyahu matters a lot.
Nowcast assumes the election happens today, so latest polls are more heavily weighted
Polls-only assumes the election is on the actual day, so the latest polls have a smaller impact
polls plus also uses more economic data and other indicators to smooth out the prediction
>Polls aren't rigged now
You guys are pathetic.
I remember when it was 25% for the Don.
Can anyone stop this madman?
This. They're deliberately creating a Clinton underdog narrative so that they can manufacture a huge rebound in the polls after the debate and declare the race over
>pol is 1 person
Hey, dude. I was here in 2012. I remember the poll delusion was real. I never once rang that bell this time around.
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY
He's winning even in the rigged polls, Mohammad.
We're saying that the poll is biased towards Trump.
We're implying that the results would be even higher without the rigging.
im gay
They are always rigged. Even they have finally reached the point that they can no longer hide the truth. Even this poll summary is lying about Trump's margin of victory. Hillary is going to get decimated.
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Today is the beginning of her end
I grew up watching this show. Theme seems more appropriate than ever.
with the first looming in, we have a few days to shitpost to our fullest before the kikes truly can shut us down.
there are so many of us, so few of them.
HE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH A
PENIS IN HIS BUM FROM A
SOMALI GUY NAMED AHMED
Remember this sliding is to make it seem like Hilary won the debate tonight. They will swing the next polls to make it look like she won to matter what. Trump has to dominate tonight to bust up that narrative.
This guy gets it
The polls are just propaganda, never trust them even when they seem to ostensibly favour us
What polls came out to swing it like this?
Who wanna beat he will say something dumb tonight and go back to being behind?
This always happens everytime he has the lead.
BECAUSE HE'S A GOD DAMN BEAST
HE IS A LION
the more they spin the polls for this witch the less credible they come to be
and when civil war begins, i will focus my life on ending them. nobody will save a dirty pollster.
kek
WELL, THE NIGGS START COMING
AND THEY WONT STOP COMING
EBT IS ALL OUT AND THE NIGGAS ARE HUNGRY
>nate predicts Hillary wins the popular vote but loses the election
Please let this happen. I want to drink salty libshit tears.
I can't wait until the "shocking" results on election night when some of the blue states start turning red and it begins to look like the Reagan map.
"No one could have seen this coming", they will lament.
"We will have to change our polling methodologies after this election" they will prognosticate
"How could we have gotten it so wrong?" they will query.
We all know that they were and are lying about the polling data.
Let's call a spade a spade. These polling companies are attempting to rig an election.
All of these companies must be held to account after the Lord Emperor is elected.
If they were actually rigged, they would make sure Clinton wins them all. There's no point rigging polls if the person you're rigging them for is losing in them still.
Just as expected from Korean Satan
YOU GOT A FAST CAR
I WANT A TICKET TO ANYWHERE
Can't wait for the
"HILLARY COMPLETELY DESTROYED TRUMP AT THE DEBATES: "*cough cough* you're wrong *hack*"
538: 99.9999999% HILLRAY 0.00000001% JEB, TRUMP DROPS OUT (HE LOST)
narrative they will push.
Trump isn't going to win states like Colorado with electronic voting
The rigged polls are a prelude to a rigged election
I WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB
WITH MY FINGERS AND MY THUMB
This, it fucking happened with brexit. Leave was down by like 3 points in the polls but won by 4.
I thought Hilldawg was +7 last week.
Except your government is even more corrupt than ours
well i thought brexit was rigged and look at where we are now
Stop comparing this to brexit, it's nothing like brexit. Leave and Remain were close throughout the whole thing while Clinton is destroying Trump the majority of the time.
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>Cred Forums v CTR on twitter tonight
decimate (v.): to remove one tenth of something
Governments don't run the polls, journalists do.
Hahaha nice try increasingly nervous man
BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
You're the one shitting youself. Don't cry too hard after the debages.
Some polls have had clear evidence of bias methodology, typically by under-sampling independents or basing turnout demographics and enthusiasm on 2012 numbers.
As far a we know they aren't flat out making the numbers up.
As long as that is the case, there is only so much they can do to "adjust" the polls in Hillary's favor.
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HE'S HOPPING HOPPING
The polling companies were still lying about the data to try to demoralize the leave supporters.
What about the polls that over-sample republicans? Does that mean Trump are rigging those ones?
Amstrad BTFO once again.
No, they weren't. Not all polls are rigged in favour of the thing you don't support. And saying they're rigged just makes you look like a pathetic loser.
american education, everybody
THE GRASS WAS MUCH GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE
10/10
Hmm Trump and Clinton tied in PA. After Trump wins the debate, PA will be Red.
>projecting this hard
IT STARTS WITH ONE THING
As much as the media hugs the nuts of these percentages, overall national percentage means abso-fucking-lutely nothing.
As I said when Shitlery was in the lead what matters is where Emperor Trump and her stand in battleground states.
THAT THERE IS A LAND OF THE FREE
WHERE RIVERS ARE MADE
FROM THE TEARS OF THE TYRANTS
>Michigan turning red
>PA turning red
What the fuck is happening?
>Sen. Clinton I'm MAGA
>yfw when Trump right now
Neither Clinton or Trump are personally rigging polls. It's also unlikely their campaigns are directly involved.
However pollsters have their own biases and sometimes that effects their work. Any poll that is oversampling or otherwise flawed should be treated as such.
IN THE SHAPE OF A HOOK ON MY BELT LOOPS
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
One last hope for the Drumpfkins before Hillary destroys Deplorable Donald tonight.
PA has been red since Clinton told the coal industry to go fuck itself with a rake
>mfw the civil war that results when king nigger declares martial law to postpone the election
Why does the map show him losing?
If those were the actual results Hillary would win..
such empty words from a defeated shill. :^)
NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
I know it's a doggy dog world but polls like this really are a diamond dozen
AND AS I LIVE
THERE IS NO EVIL THAT WILL STAND
EVEN CTR HAS NO COMEBACK HAHAHAHAHAHA
SHILLS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>Pennsylvanie is red
It's rare, isn't it ?
>stop polling republicans
>trump remains in the lead
what's next?
Polling mexican citizens
I PUT MY TRUST IN YOU!
polling illegals
polling dead people
>Trump is actually going to be president
I mean, I've been waiting for this moment for over a year but I just can't believe we actually shitpost so hard that a cartoon frog propelled a reality TV star into the White House.
I hear the rigormortis vote leans heavily Democrat.
I'M IN CHARGE HERE
It's a probabilistic model, the states hillary are winnning are closer than the ones trump are, so even though Trump has a higher total win %, the map looks precariously hillary
bring in all the lepurs
they'll be polled, too!
I'VE GOT POTENTIAL
DIDNT MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN
Bantugal
It's not confidential
PRAISE KEK
Guess im #cucked4her now
americunt tries to use google, fails. more @ 11
The basement dwellers and the home owners, the NEETS and the career professionals, the high school graduates and graduate students, the Wizards and the chads, the straight fags and the gayfags, the richfags and the poorfags of Cred Forums all joined together in common cause to shape history.
MAGA
Praise Kek
CALM DOWN HILLARY'S DOCTOR, NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR FEAR
THAT COMES LATER
HAVE WE STARTED A FIRE?
YES, THE FIRE RISES
TRUMP
The problem with Brexit is that all of the "experts" ignored the polling data and maintained that Leave didn't have a chance when in reality it had taken a firm lead in the couple of weeks before the referendum
Any links to polls you guys are looking into?
should we be worried?
Trump tweets are the best tweets
This.
They are having trump peak right before the debate and then will crash him to get people to think hillary won the debate
Rule one of cheating.
Don't make it obvious you're cheating.
Source?
MAGA
SHE WAS A FAST MACHINE
Yes and no. Hillary will win by underhanded means. Trumpets should be more worried about taking the streets on the 9th
Nobody ever told you that sven
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the 'now-cast' option
I've got potential
MASH ALLAH
HEARTACHES BY THE NUMBER
Kek
EEEEEEEEYEEESS
Do you honestly, seriously believe Donald will be able to debate with an actual intelligent politician? He barely knows how to form a complete sentance.
I know right? Drumpf is literally hitler.
Whatever leaf. Guess it takes no effort to become a billionaire and write a best selling book.
Clinton can't even stand up on her own in mild weather.
Uh, you do realize both of them have written best selling books too?
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'
I agree this will be trouble for him.
The Republican primaries showed he's not very quick on his feet and relies entirely on scripted speeches.
AND THEY WONT STOP COMING
AND THEY WONT STOP COMING
AND THEY WONT STOP COMING
AND THEY WONT STOP COMING
AND THEY WONT STOP COMING
MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE THE DEBATES
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This line is underrated in these terms.
what the fuck is this?
surely these are just for those counties and not the entire state?
what is most important is that they polls-plus, which is code for (((skype))) skewing has donald trump much better than he has ever been before. even when they skew for clinton they are worried
HE DOESN'T LOOK AT ALL LIKE JESUS
BUT....
Hearty kek
>HE DOESN'T LOOK AT ALL LIKE JESUS
At least get the lyrics right... holy shit man.
I DONT BELIEVE THAT ANYBODY FEELS THE WAY I DO ABOUT YOU NOW.
>(((Steinberg)))
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wew
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT TRUMP WAS GONNA KEK ME
I AINT THE BIGGEST ONE IN THE POLLS
HE WAS LOOKING PRESIDENTIAL, STANDING 6 INCHES TALLER
THAN ME, PLEASE VOTE FOR MY HOLES
WELL THE POLLS START COMIN AND THEY DONT STOP COMIN
LOST THE DEBATES AND I HIT THE GROUND OFTEN
DIDNT MAKE SENSE NOT TO SERVE THE KIKES
YOUR FUNDS GET SMALLER AND YOUR STAFF SAYS YIKES
SO MANY LIES, SO MANY MEMES
SO WHATS WRONG WITH DELETING MY EMAILS
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T VOTE
YOU'LL NEVER LOSE IF YOU DON'T CHOKE
HEY NOW, YOU'RE A VOTER, GET TO THE FUCKING POLLS
HEY NOW, YOU'RE MY DEMO', PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE VOTE
AND ALL THAT I SAY IS TOLD
BY DONATIONS FROM THE SACHS AND GOLD
ITS A DARK PLACE AND THEY SAY IT GETS DARKER
YOU'RE A WHITE HOOD NOW WAIT TILL WE GET OUR MARKER
BUT THE ALT RIGHT BEG TO DIFFER
BY ALL THE SMUG FROGS IN THIS PICTURE
MY POLL MARGIN IS GETTING PRETTY THIN
LOOKING LIKE TRUMP IS ACTUALLY GONNA WIN
MY WORLD'S COLLAPSING HOW ABOUT YOURS?
I FUCKING IT HATE IT EVEN THOUGH I SNORE
HEY NOW, YOU'RE A VOTER, GET TO THE FUCKING POLLS
HEY NOW, YOU'RE MY DEMO', PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE VOTE
AND ALL THAT I SAY IS TOLD
BY DONATIONS FROM THE SACHS AND GOLD
SOMBODY ONCE ASKED IF I COULD SPARE SOME DELEGATES
I NEED TO GET AWAY FROM THIS PLACE
YEP WHAT A CONCEPT
I COULD USE DELEGATES MYSELF
AND WE COILD ALL USE SOME VOTES
WELL THE POLLS START COMIN AND THEY DONT STOP COMIN
LOST THE DEBATES AND I HIT THE GROUND OFTEN
DIDNT MAKE SENSE NOT TO SERVE THE KIKES
YOUR FUNDS GET SMALLER AND YOUR STAFF SAYS YIKES
SO MANY LIES, SO MANY MEMES
SO WHATS WRONG WITH DELETING MY EMAILS
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T VOTE
YOU'LL NEVER LOSE IF YOU DON'T CHOKE
HEY NOW, YOU'RE A VOTER, GET TO THE FUCKING POLLS
HEY NOW, YOU'RE MY DEMO', PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE VOTE
AND ALL THAT I SAY IS TOLD
BY DONATIONS FROM THE SACHS AND GOLD
AND ALL THAT I SAY IS TOLD
BY DONATIONS FROM THE SACHS AND GOLD
10/10
Those were convention bounces before. This has been steadily trending to Trump for more than a month now.
They will just change the way they are doing and counting polls.. again..
Like that will change reality..
Amazing
UP ANOTHER .4% GUYS
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IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
100% GUARANTEE TRUMP WINS!!!!
DELET THIS
This is just beginning of the bullshit they're gonna pull. Give him slight lead, debate, no matter what happens "o wow, hillary strong. hillary win that", polls show trump numbers sink, "o wow, haha, trump btfo, see". Same bias polls as always.
This.
The polls are STILL rigged toward Clinton, they just can't even rig them enough to offset reality anymore.
Sad.
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Goddamn
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but we dont have electronic voting machines
I left in April after the crash and am just coming back to Cred Forums now for the debate, I totally abstained from the election and the news media
What the hell happened?
electronic machines are still a fair rarity here in the US.
In my state we still use pen and paper, hell we just now adopted early voting (not that it matters it's guaranteed to go dem)
Not April, I mean August - the post convention crash
I KNOW
I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN
sick Hillary
What was she bedridden?
BANTURUUUUUUU
fainted at a 9/11 event and had to be carried into an unmarked ambulance.
It's funny because it's true.
RUSSIAN HACKERS GONNA HACK YOU DOWN
>It's amazing we got this game of golf in before Christmas, right Sugar?
>Yeah, we have the whole course to ourselves.
>What's our handicap right now?
>462.