DEUTSCHE BANK THREAD

>UK leaves the EU
>DB crashing
>90% of DB's profits come from the UK
>DB losing billions
>If DB bankrupts then the whole Eurozone will collapse
>Open borders refugee policy
>terrorism everywhere
>European civil war seems eminent
>Islamic caliphate of Europe seems eminent

Uk just dodged a bullet.

Why are the Anglos so based and smart?

It's like they knew this was going to happen.

Eternal Aryan BTFO.

Master race my ass.

Anglos are the real master race.

2 world wars, 1 world cup, 1 brexit.

KEK!.


ALSO GENERAL DEUTSCHE BANK HAPPENING WATCH THREAD!

BLOOMBERG: bloomberg.com/quote/DBK:GR

Deutsche Bank Shares Drop on Fears of Capital Raising : wsj.com/articles/deutsche-bank-shares-drop-on-fears-of-capital-raising-1474881370

Deutsche Bank shares hit new low : bbc.com/news/business-37471787

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/zerohedge/status/780416897233850368
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Cryan
hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/c/cc/Doom_ability_doom_04.mp3
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Einlagensicherung
irishtimes.com/news/world/europe/hollande-uk-must-do-their-part-to-deal-with-calais-crisis-1.2805800
youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>When you realize you've got ~40k on your Deutsche Bank account

Turn your Euro into pounds.

Abandon the sinking ship.

you should buy DB shares with those 40k. now is a good time to buy since the price is low.

DB shill please go.

Merkel literally said they won't bail your stupid ass.

>Merkel literally said
yes of course

why would she do that publicly? she knows everybody is looking into her direction.

it's a ruse.

Merkel loves DB about as much as she loves her country, ya na-am sayin?

>literally 65 trillion euro derivatives

I wonder who will the EU pay for all that mess.

DB and the EU is finished.

Based Anglos.

Anglos win again.

2 world wars, 1 world cup, 1 brexit, Deutsche bank, and now the EU.

But Anglos are nothing compared to your country and race.

But I'm a Bedae anglo expat.

europe is home of the cuckold, of course europeans will be BANKED by that big black db

Are you english teacher?

Cheerio mates from this side of the Atlantic

Enjoying a local orange ale at 10 am

why are you posting the fake version?

Gib?
Gib

Reversed Czech

Game over.

Perfidious Albion strikes again. God damn it feels good to be anglo.

Factory owner.

My father and his father and his father's father used to work in factories, Now I own one.

I used to work in Dubai as a contractor in the oil fields.

Deutsche Bank is an oxymoron anyway. There's a reason we are rich and they are not.

If Deutsche Bank collapses then many more banks will follow.

Namely HSBC and such.

Nobody will miss them. The cash they sit on is worthless anyway - its just a question of time until the dollar and euro collapse as currencies. Buy gold or and pray, that's the best you can do now.

>Deutschebank is governed by massive autists
What else is new?

(((DEUTSCHE))) bank

or better yet, buy a gun and kill ourselves!

enjoying that proxy?

This will fuck the whole world guys.

A gun is going to keep it's value over time, assuming you treat it normally. 1000 dollars won't, they already do not. Thanks to your fed printing money like there is no tomorrow mainly. If you have a bank account you are getting robbed. People are noticing the scam.

>nothing to see here

twitter.com/zerohedge/status/780416897233850368

Why should I kill myself?
Because I'm scared? Losing money? What?
If I had a gun and wanted to end my life then I would go into shooting spree at some local kebab store or gay club

Dollar won't ever collapse

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HAHAHAHAHA.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

But the Euro will

That's what they said about the voc and yet ...

in many places guns and ammo are appreciating faster than inflation

>All stocks going down
>Oil and Baltic Dry going up

Seems like governments are pilling up supplies

I work at Deutsche Bank AMA

FUNNY ISN'T IT

Tell me how well everything is going.

Whats up dad
How are things going?

Funny how you are still inside the burning building?
You havent got out yet Nigel

Look who's talking.

Pay debts cuck

Now it is literally the worst time to pay debts
I have stockpilled all things necessary for the Greece collapse that never happened
It might as well be a Eurozone collapse for all I care, if anything it makes me happier
See you innawoods fellow stalkers

As well as everyone here knows they are

Upper management is shitting themselves and doing a bad job about hiding it

You won't get out of denbts to the international jew, Eurozone collapse, shitskin invasion, tsunamis, zombie apocalypse etc all irrelevant the international Jew will take back the denbts

Google petrodollar

How many suicides so far?

>I work at Deutsche Bank AMA
You should make a thread about it

No joke 2 guys jumped off a bridge in NY last year

DB is fucked.

Shorting German 30 and S&P 500. Feels good

What is the cause of these problems exactly.

This change to pounds quickly

are you jewish?

Easy lad the Pound isn't looking too good either. We're all fucked. US will be the only economy left in the west.

one thing I was thinking about with this potential economic collapse, it's a good thing we don't have vast hordes of violent third worlders in our country dependent on taxpayer money. hahahaha that would be the worst.

We've always been superior

yeah the american economy is robust as fuck m8. healthy and sustainable

user...

They have a strong industry.

> got all my money from DB

It can sink now

haha i know right? good thing nothing is crashing right now :^)

>60%

we have to remember when entering EU exit negotiations to not just strive for the best deal for britain; it is also important we secure the worst possible deal for the rest of europe.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Cryan

Still lagging effects from muh 2008
Promises have been empty to turn things around
Internal survey shows very low employee satisfaction and pride working at db

No

Considering we have our own central bank?

We were never inside the burning building to start with.

U mad about that? I bet you are.

just find a Rothschild and twist its nipple until until it gives you money.

Change into pounds or CHF.

Invest in subprime!

£ is fine and will increase in value again when people start buying it up in panic of Euro play money being the joke that is and them starting to realise it.

sequential dubs indicate the right decision was made.

D E V I L I S H ! ! !

I hate to be captain hindsight but who ever thought uniting countries like germany/france and boutique economies like greece, spain under the same currency was EVER a good idea?

>that suicide/suffocation bookmark

I am not actually, good for you
But wouldnt the fact that you are still tied in the trade union affect you too?

>using leenucks

poorfag confirmed

Take all your money out of DB NOW!
If you keep it any longer they will introduce a withdrawal freeze and you will never see it again.

This happened in every major collapse.

Cash or Gold. But not DB.

ENGLISH translation :/

the government won't do shit to stop the crash

Considering we buy more than export and our exposure to EU debt is minimal?

Sure it will affect us but not too badly.

Feel sorry for Eurozone nations though, see this is why you don't sell your country out, or use another nations credit card to fund your lazy lifestyles.

Germany knows best goy, don't question the Germans! DO NOT QUESTION THEM! THEY ARE RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT AND EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG AND RACIST!


This is now a smug Pepe thread.

When the share price dips below 10, it's basically insolvent, right?

>Cash or Gold. But not DB.
Hell even buying copper cables would be better at this point

Even my digits know what's up.

PRAISE KEK!

Now would be a good time to buy DB shares.

You think Merkel will let DB fall? Lmao. It wont fall.

yeah I wonder who wanted that

the only problem that UK has is the 5 million sandniggers that live there not economics

Ahh fantastic! Really smart lets import a million retards with violent tendencies and pair that up with imminent economic collapse. God Bless and I hope you bought a crossbow

>implying we will not default as soon as DB crashes and EU stops funding us
>Implying we didnt just prolong our default by breaking EU economy in the processes

No. Leave the franc alone. Ruin the japs economy and leave us alone.

I'm investing 50k in DB stock tomorrow. This can't go wrong. I'll finally make some money.

Wow France really got the short end of the stick

>NEW LOW 10.61
>NEW LOW 10.61
>NEW LOW 10.61
>NEW LOW 10.61
>NEW LOW 10.61
>NEW LOW 10.61

Not enough liquidity to bail DB out, it's actually pretty fucking bad and funny at the same time.

Change it for gold, pound, swiss francs or even dollar. This is going to be bad, not just for you as a DB customer but for everybody using euro as currency.
I have 3/4 of my spare money in swiss francs and the 1/4 in pound sterling (got a good deal on it thanks to brexit). I only use euros for my everyday needs, everything that's for sparing go into swiss francs.

Denbts will no longer need to be paid

PRAISE KEK

t. homeless greek

It was a good idea at first. Germany was raking it in at the expense of the fringe economies. Then we learnt that Goldman Sachs had helped hide Greece's dodgy finances and it all went tits up. Just plain old greed. Like the sub prime loans in murica.

2.8 million (4.8%) of population.

Stop confusing the % with the raw number. Cheers.

Top kek!

Double kek.

How were they thinking they could fix these effects other than selling rotten assets?

2017?
What was meant by this??

Secret KEK message

holy shit

Please hit 10.50

t. adbul muhammad, british citizen - sharia enforcer

Tell me where you live
I might want to by your house for 2 litres of lasts year olive oil and a can of sardines later

>eternal aryan btfo once again by eternal anglo
top kek. based brits

Deutsche Bank stock dropped as much as 6.5%...6.5 fukken percent REALLY POL REALY

>Jews are behind EU
>Push for policies that destroy economy
>Buyout industries for pennies on the dollar
>Push for recovery to inflate new Jewish wealth
It happens every time. Save up now to buy low.

It's lost near 1B market cap in a day

DB is fucked

>we -7% nao

>t. Ibda bin Poppadopolous al Raheem bin Greece had all its islands annexed by Turkey al Jihad bin Mohammed al Mohammed bin Gyro.

Can't we just nuke germany?

Obviously let out all the non-germans to neighboring countries first and then nuke us.

We just can't life in harmony with the rest of europe. Regularly ruining it.

The brits are right hating us and I hope this genuinely does become a muslim country and europe is finally rid of us.

2.8 million is a helluva a lot :(
When I went to London I felt disgusted

You're better off investing in Greek prostitutes and making your own brothel in Asia.

I heard Greek women whore themselves just for a mere sandwich.

You'll be making a lot profit in Asia.

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You missed my point.

DB wont fall. It can't fall. Its too big to fall. I would love it if it did but i know that it wont. Its too valuable. The elite will protect it.

It is a lot and it's worse because they are concentrated together instead of being dispersed out.

I feel disgusted by London, Leicester, Glasgow, Leeds and pretty much any city.

This may be just bait but don't do it.
It will crash and your stocks will be fucking worthless.

If you think DB is going to collapse, you're a racist.

>move all non-europeans in europe into germany
>build a wall around the country (and make germany pay for it)
>let the native germans be vibrantly enriched out of existence
>station armed guards on wall
>europe saved

IT MADE 10 BILLION LOST ONE BILLION DO THE FUKKEN MATH FROG

>Its too big to fall.
Didn't I hear that sometime a few years ago? Something about "2big2fail"?

Another day.

Another freshly squeezed pint of Aryan blood in my gut.

>7.14

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

don't get so upset

>Its too big to fall

>Everyone will pay their mortgage!
>Hehehehe let's sell these junk bonds and slap on the triple A rating (no one will check hehehehehe).

Pic related.

>-10.60

Weew fucking lad when does it close?

The Jews leached onto France and Britain first but since Hitler they've become hosts and leaders in your country. It's not your fault my friend. If you are an ethnic German and not some dirt monkey then I wish you the absolute best

>America will be accepting European refugees in your life time.

T-thanks Merkel

Collapse of eurozone is imminent.

54 and a half... I would never have guessed.

no!

That's literally it. Sell out postbank and start cutting jobs. Most teams have been reduced at least 25% and most by 50%.

They're also bringing jobs back from India and hiring contractors to do it in a revolving door fashion

I've got 40 euros sitting around from a trip in the past. Should I convert it to pounds or keep them as a historical memento for when they aren't a recognised currency anymore?

>We'll just use magic to keep it alive :)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Because Anglos have an independent mindset while the Germans are still stuck living like it's the 19th century.

Buy a gallon of primo stallion semen, it's worth more than it's weight in gold.

Yes and do it quickly, not that you'll get much for them but now is the best time.

Get smug bitch.

Convert them to pounds now, then buy 10 million Euros next week

I am not. Anglos are bros compared to the eternals aryans. I just want you to genocide the muslims

I am not proud to be ethnically german.
That is what everyone hates. Especially the brits.

Aren't you as an american also sick of germans in your country? I mean if we nuke germany your life would also improve.
No more germans coming to your country.

Yea very unfortunate because the architecture and history was absolutely glorious. The people seriously fucking disgusted me, nappy nigs and Arabs with beards with the dual purpose of mops and on top of that rude as all living fuck.

10.55 it's habbening...

>-7.54%
>-7.54%
>-7.54%
>-7.54%
>-7.54%
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

It will rally!
It must rally!

crossbows suck, get a regular bow and arrow, it takes longer to reload a crossbow and it's only really a mid range weapon, a long bow has twice the range and faster reloading.

Is Muhammad gonna give her the ficki ficki?

>10.55

We in freefall now boys

When somebody breaks the law and the judge orders him to pay a fine, there's always the jailtime option for when the convicted cannot pay.

They should do that with Deutsche Bank managers.

Literally nobody likes them. Put them in jail for a couple of thousand years.

stop being mean to me or I will tell the mod...you fukken frog piece of shit

Let it die already

ITS IN FREEFALL
EVERYBODY GET IN HERE

Don't listen to this fag, get a crossbow.
What are you gonna do during a SHTF scenario, plop the longbow on the ground and start firing like a turret, or are you gonna be running like a madman while firing? The latter.

HAH!

I know, I live it and see it daily. The thing that pisses me off the most? The ones that spit, I despise spitting and they should introduce the death penalty for it. Fucking diseased pieces of shit should dangle from Tower Bridge.

RIP the econony

>Deutsche Bank
>not ruined by merchants, poo in loo and anglo
Pick on

be doomed

ficki ficki occurs in fast food restaurants, not trains

Yes m80s, turn all your worthless Eurobucks into the Great British Pound where it will be safe. We'll look after your hard earned quids.

TRILLIONS IN DERIVATIVE EXPOSURE

BUCKLE UP LADS

Seriously DB has been fucked for quite some time. They can't unwind their positions and that 14BB Uncle Sam wants because the EU fucked with Apple will literally crash their firm with no survivors; CoCo holders are going to go HITMFP if the clause gets tripped.

EXCITING TIMES

>I hope this genuinely does become a muslim country
Disgusting, then we'd have a muslim neighbor. Bring all the Germans over to the US southeast/southwest and nuke the remaining folks in Germany. You can help bleach the weird mixes we keep making.

Absolutely this
Whenever a toursit wanders off the group and gets lost to the point we have to mobilise SAR units it is a German 9/10 times
They have the strongest herd mentality you can find on a person, they are absolutely useless when alone

I am so sick of people thinking there's gonna be a European caliphate or something like that. There WILL be a tipping point when we say 'enough' and start removing kebab that will make the 6 gorillion look like Happyland.

You only see the ZOG propaganda and faggot-ass hipsters from the big cities in the media. I am in the Dutch countryside and I can assure you that we will NEVER bow to those camel jockeys with their shitty Christian fan-fiction.

holy fuck that looks comfy

If it manages to stay over 10.50 it might rally before close. If it goes below that... well only kek knows.

>I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, Oh Lord

The funny thing is, we actually will. Mainland Europe doesn't deserve to be helped, especially after what Hollande said today about Calais and the UK.

Fuck them, they deserve to burn.

lemme correct the record here
The DB CEO declined her offer to bail them out.

hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/c/cc/Doom_ability_doom_04.mp3

You'll bend the knee when they come to your house like the jackbooted thugs they are.

Shame you live in a noguns country and are fucked when that happens.

hsbc and the swiss bank must fall in order for the great collapse...

>using botnet for all your needs
>using windows or OSX, the jews of OS

Enjoy being tracked and bleeding data everywhere

What did Hollande say? Also his popularity is in the tank.

When you realize the german commy state will save your ass up to 100k.

de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Einlagensicherung

gib job pls

i can do that

You know deep down that it won't rally.

If he lives in the city I doubt he has any place to practice. Crossbows don't require much practice to be any good.
I don't know what you're going on about buddy. Germans are a very fine set of people with great world impacting achievements. It's quite sad you've come to that conclusion about your country, the schools over there must be turning your history upside down. God bless you my friend

draghis mouth will keep DB alive

Friendly reminder - even if Merkel says, she will not bailout DB, there is a deposite guarantee of 100k Euro per person in the most german banks. Multiply this with number of private creditors of DB - there you have a minimum bailout sum.

He basically implied we haven't done anything to help in Calais. Even though we've given them millions of £ and are building a new wall and have built a load of fences there.

irishtimes.com/news/world/europe/hollande-uk-must-do-their-part-to-deal-with-calais-crisis-1.2805800

It will close bellow 10

>Implying there will be a german state left to do this

Greeks sacrifices itself to save europe again.

The EU sacrificed Greece to keep the Euro. DB failing would destroy the EU. I dont think it will fail because politically it means too much

Is this a real crash or a China c. summer permanent general tier crash? We had far too many of these already.

...

9.8 confirmed

What time does DB close?

No wonder 90% of the French disapprove of him.

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What's your day job like in DB? I'm applying for a internship there this summer and I'm interested to know more about it.

KEK WILLS IT

it closed already at 10.55

There's only so long they can keep it on life support.

this is a real crash

They underestimated our convinction

4 bong and two bings

Well...

Almost down 7%..

Dont buy DB shares. Go short EurGbp currency.

Can we get a patch like this, made????

I only stayed in London for two days in my week in Europe unfortunately didn't go to the country side. But yea it was really a nightmare I felt very uncomfortable and it felt like any other U.S. city but with more dissapoinment since it's freaking LONDON the headquarters of one of the greatest empires ever. As I said earlier this might be a good investment

What is Live data?

Gonna have to make some popcorn for this.

Closing hour?

why is your thing delayed by like 20 minutes?

It closed already at 10.55

Who else here looking forward to when those eurocuck aryantrash mountainniggers have to change there euroshekel into GREAT BRITISH POUND... Why.. Its almost as if the eternal Anglo is jewing the Jew behind the scenes!

>Germans are a very fine set of people with great world impacting achievements. It's quite sad you've come to that conclusion about your country,
Literally the first time I have ever seen a positive comment about germany or germans.

The schools didn't do this to me. The internet did.
Every time I saw someone from a different country talks about germany it is nothing but pure hate.
Across the political spectrum. People on facebook hate germans just as much as people on Cred Forums. Maybe for different reasons sometimes but the end result is that everyone hates us.

And if everyone hates you so much you start to wonder if the world wasn't better without us.
That is why our birthrate is so low. I definitely don't want to produce more germans for the world to hate.

>It's like they knew this was going to happen.
EVERYONE knew this was going to happen. You'd have to be a blind fool to think Germany and Greece could coexist with the same currency and economy. Denial is not the same as ignorance.

AND I'M FREE

FREE FAAALLING

>Why are the Anglos so based and smart?
They aren't
And if you took their dick out of your mouth you would see that
Bongs are retarded
Farage knew the UK was half of the spine of the EU's economy with Germany being the other half and without one the other was fucked along with all of Europe.
Funny thing is the idea to be Jews with the money was the UK's idea and it just so happened that Germany got really good at it

So it will open at 9.8 then be dead by the end of the day.

thank you m8

All that spitting is one of the main reasons multi-resistant tuberculosis is coming back. Thank the arabs for that.

More on-topic, it would be interesting to see DB close below 10. Nice psychological barrier breaking and it's only Monday

It closed at 10.54 1/2 twenty five minutes ago... Why are you living in the past?

not bad son. we are re awakening the european kinship & community. the caliph is buthurt and trying every emotional appeal they can to keep us divided, but we will win the argument.

now go maga dammit. im sending my kekes for shill to shart her pantsuit.

Is Bitcoin a worth while switch? It's literally the only currency (((they))) don't have full control over, although it seems over valued right now.

Time difference.
My chart is off the NYSE.

Well then, I'll trust you.

How does it feel to be the Jews this time around?

See..

Based flip.

>Anglos are retarded
>Moves to an anglo country
Ah yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

Surely, they won't let DB collapse. Won't the Krauts take a page out the the US "too big to fail" playbook and bail out the bank?

Never. It's not like the Saracens are packing major heat over here. If they come to my house I'll throw a homemade napalm bomb in their face.

You try saving a bank with multiple times the Eurozone GDP in exposure.

I want to agree with you but all the anecdotal evidence says otherwise. The elites will throw anyone under the bus to save their ass. I think they would gladly inpose harsh austerity to save their problems.

I guess that is karma.

Kek

Why does it matter if it is down on NYSE?

We'll table this EU idea for later. Perhaps under more competent leadership.

I insist, there is something intrinsecally wrong with germans.

>Bitcoin

Literal meme tier.

Don't listen to the idiots on /biz/.

>internship
Literally don't unless you have no other option. Interns (if you stay till fulltime) get locked into 35k no matter what position or degree you have.

What you do is a wild guess as you're assigned randomly. I have a comfy position that allows me shitpost but I have friends working 55 hours and being treated like shit

>the time to buy is when blood is in the streets

ITT: people think that the eternal Anglo is not about to claim the final victory over mother Europe.

my brethern, do we have to worry too?

Because it's listed on the NYSE and burgers are still selling the stawk. It's a shame autistes don't know how this works

we fyt

Remember the SNB depegging CHF last year?

At least WW3 won't be between European powers.

you guys need to realise you got absolutely played. id be furious. fuck the propaganda saying you cant mention ww2.dont be a coward. german people had many greivances aside from warfare against the jews.. the jewish communists tried to throw a coup in germany...people want you to be germany, not turkey2.0. german PORK saussage etc. nobody hates germany, we feel bad for you at this point.

get your nationalistic identity back and have some pride in your people, like (((they))) do!

If you buy low and sell high, it's just as good as anything.

>caring that much about peoples hate
you're pathetic

The french have been awfully quiet for a long time
Dont you worry?
After every european war the French are the only ones to always end up with more clay

Why did it stop at 10.55 now?
Did the markets close?
I have no idea how the stock market works.

If Deutsche Bank goes under then HSBC and Creddit Suisse are also most likely to die.

Eurozone will collapse.

DO IT AGAIN BOMBER HARRIS

Well Germans became defiant to the banking system and no longer let them plunder Germany so all hell broke loose. Germany lost and since you were the first to call out and act out this fraudulent system they have made you an example to every other nation by completely falsifying your history and of course the victors write the books so you have all the unjustified hate on your shoulders.
Please stay strong do your part in saving your lands that your ancestors fought so hard for and many did not live to see the freedom they wished to bestow upon your fellow people.
You most definitely have a purpose in life and one of those is to have children.

And it didn't rally. Not a good sign for tomorrow for Deutsche Bank.
The Age of the Aryan is over. The Age of the Anglo has come.

HAH! Hi there German diaspora, still sore about WW1 and WW2 and the Euro and Eurozone and now DB?

Cry more.

A crossbow or a shotgun, crossbow is easy to get, no licence, even metal BB gas powered guns are destructive and useful. Or a nailgun from B&Q. Anything really.

The Germans do not have the liquidity to keep chucking at DB, it cannot be done. Other nations that have banks with investments in DB also cannot have money chucked at them constantly to stop them going under.

It cannot be done user, it will go down, it's just a matter of when. Sorry but Germany's day is done.

Maybe 2-4 years ago when the price tanked.

Face it in a apocalyptic scenario your bitcoin will be worth nothing.

lol

Explain why.

> Electric blackout, government rations issued

> B-bat muh coin!

And what if the fed help bail out DB?

Yeah. We just need to stop shipping it to China.

Your stock market is closed right now.

It's listed on NYSE too, though.

I don't know what kind of shitstorm is happening in After hours trading.

There never was an "Aryan Age".

The Anglo age has never ended.

The sun still hasn't set on the British Empire.

worked with a guy who used to work for their London branch
he didn't have many good words for them
chaos and lots of bullshit, even for a financial industry
DoucheBank nickname didn't come out of nowhere

>not getting Nok

Fools

Only shitskins,anglos,butthurts and inbred soviet commies hate you.

Germans are great people with the most greatest history and innovations.
You tried to save europe in 1939 but were betrayed and devastated.

Nobody hates you kraut.
We just want you to be uncucked again.

Jesus, mate, have some guts. What the duck happened to that German aggression and ferocity?? I mean, feeling bad about Internet comments??? Seriously???

DB is basically giving their stock away to employees and even still we don't want it

>t. eternal boer

So what do i switch my money to pounds or swiss francs. Explain it to an economic illiterate

VERY big fan of your posts flippy dippy

Arrows are more deadly than BB guns. That bad boy does serious damage at 40-50 yards and dead accurate

That ugly as fuck mannish woman in your pic lol

In the UK just about everyone who gets offered a position in DB went through the summer internship process first. Is it different for the US?

What's the bank culture and working hours like? Are your colleagues friendly? Are your bosses mean?

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you underestimate our power

I mean why short EUR/GBP

Buys it time, that's all.

>Hurp let's get into even more debt to service the debts we have! Totally not a problem guise! Jajajajaja mein bratwurst iz zee itchy!

I just want to make the world a better place.
And the vote is in and everyone has decided the world is better without germans.

I literally just made an Earl Grey tea

Honestly the best thing about the Dollar is that when shit hits the fan people run back to America. They invest in our dept or other shit.

The Dollar wont collapse until we are no longer the leading empire. Either quietly or in a true world wide shtf scenario.

When you banks go bust people will prop up the dollar just by hiding in it.

Also when is this DB going to die you have been cock teasing this for months.

>You tried to save Europe by killing millions of white people and ending the era of colonization
Yeah no fuck off socialist rat.

typical slav

>Russia
>ever wanting war
No.

Am economic crash may be required before kebab removal is politically tenable.

Look at 2008 if you want to kek.

>as an "Aryan Age".
>The Anglo age has never ended.
>The sun still hasn't set
yeah literally who loves you. Meanwhile everyone else hates you ;)

You valiantly fought all the world's mightiest nations twice in one century, and still became the mightiest country in Europe by the end of the century.

By the way, people on Cred Forums literally and openly talk about the joys and beauty of a world without niggers and sandniggers, so they have it much worse.
People are just so woefully and regrettably disappointed in how far Germany has fallen. Rise up again, Germany.

Cement, Precious metals, rubber, oil, water, etc etc etc.

Will have more value than a stupid bitcoin.

Plus bitcoin is controlled by the Chinese now.

50 cent party shilling so hard for the shillcoin.

I'm a beady Anglo myself lad.

Expat.

I'm a proud Cumbrian man.

*An

>t. Anglo
Cheks out

LÖSCHE DIES!

>people keep saying lol LE GERMANS DID THIS THE GERMAN PEOPLE DID THAT LEL

>AFTER 1945

THEY ARE THE UNITED STATES AND THE JEW'S FUCKING PUPPETS. THE GERMAN PEOPLE HAVE NO SAY WHATSOEVER. THEY HAVE A SHAM DEMOCRACY THAT IS THERE ONLY TO FULFILL THE GLOBALIST AGENDA. THID IS NOT THE GERMAN'S DOING? BUT THE GLOBALISTS WHO ARE IN CONTROL.

OF COURSE THE GLOBALISTS WANT TO DEFLECT THE BLAME TO "GERMANS" INSTEAD.

in times like these i'm actually glad i don't have much savings on my bank account. Also is it a good idea to change from Sparkasse to DKB?

The Global Anglo upperclass is the finest human stock no matter where we are planted.

How did they not see those papers are worthless since 2008? Also, did this bank get money from the ecb for qe?

>Shatvia
Who?

Lol, it wont be an islamic caliphite. You know the germans when thier money collapse they know its the jews and they transform into locust the take the continent cleasing it

youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ

It's the same in the US. If you get an internship and aren't a mong you'll get full time. I've been lucky enough where everyone in my department is brotier but I do have friends with shitty bosses and invalid coworkers. It's all luck.

But as that other user said I've never heard any good from the UK branch.

Dont listen to either of these faggots get a gun and ammo.

Even in the most cucked parts of europe find some eastern europeans they will know where to buy one.

Huh. I thought German banks must all be orderly and conservative but evidently not.

Did he say which banks are the nicest to work in? Or even better, are you in the financial industry yourself?

I sense the eternal Anglo and eternal teuton are playing am elaborate game to jew the rest of Europe

>Socialist
>Kills millions of Europeans and the era of colonization
>Authoritarian
Carry on licking their boots slav, don't come crying to us when they stomp on your face.

Eurozone - bad! Falls down the skyscraper while blowing the shotgun barrel.
UK&CH - good! Based Nige (upper left) foresaw this bullshit and showed Brits the light & the way.
The Swiss have also been based, armed to the teeth, gnawing on that cheese and always ready to blow up the mountain crossing the moment SHTF.

Any more questions?

This is an ANGLO board not an ARYAN one!

You must speak ANGLO or begone!

Yeah good luck with that

t. China

2008 changed things. DB is very large and very well politically connected. They simply will not be allowed to fail. The political consequences are totally unacceptable to the oligarchs and elites.

>Huh. I thought German banks must all be orderly and conservative but evidently not.
DB is run by an Anglo.

BEADY!

>Face it in a apocalyptic scenario your bitcoin will be worth nothing.
Same for any fiat currency. Also have fun with your gold or something when martial law makes it possession and transactions punished by death.

Time to start selling guns to stupid metrosexual eurofaggots.

do Flip girls really sell themselves into sexual slavery for a few dollars, or is that a meme?

>mfw it's subprime all over again

>B-but it's honest and true and Conservative, totally no corruption or naughtiness going on!
>Totally legit goy.

They did nothing against the law though. They were just shit at their job. It's like gassing all poles because there's one toilet that isn't clean.
> perfect description of German autism

This actually a happened during the Great Depression in the US.

Huh. Interesting to know. Thanks a lot.

Are you considering switching jobs given how DB is doing now?

>Enjoying a local orange ale at 10 am
"The beer I had for breakfast, tasted good, so I had one more, for desert".

>be a oldfag in Cred Forums
>see the rise of gas the kikes
>all of the kikery is exposed
>kikes become the standard of excelency
>kikery becomes the virtue to be pursued

Reality really is stranger than fiction.

Donèt you see? This is what Germany, and Europe fucking need. Why do you think nobody is fighting for their country while it gets invaded
by millions of outsiders? Because everyone is too fucking comfortable with the status quo. Which is dangerous as demographics are changing more rapidly than economic situation is deteriorating. I promise, once things go to shit and people lose their daily comforts, Ahmed will be on a one way train ride back to fucking
Aleppo.

I don't think they learned their lesson because the guy I know in mbs is the busiest mofo in the place

I don't know if we got any qe but I imagine thats gone from the fines and libor scandal

99% white country
Is London even european anymore?

>slav
>tfw i dislike slavs and some poo in loo anglo calls me slav.

I have
100k USD
25k in Silver And Gold
A shotgun and a M16

Now I just need another dog (my doggo just passed) and a 3d woman

Feels good to be a burger

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you resistance only makes my cock harder.jpg

better believe it, Boris. The beauty of the White Aryan woman will not perish from the earth.

Banking is necessary. Banks are not.

Remember these words. All major banks will be replaced by FinTech anyway. Personally i cant wait to tell my employer to send my salary straight to my Google Pay/PayPal account.

Yea it's an open secret most people have their resumes floating around

A German died in some UK bank from working too much.

>Bitches can't keep up with our hours.
>Mother fuckers don't know bout our cocaine addiction.

Is this b8?

I'd rather have ethnic Germans than spics

Cheer the fuck up m8, be proud regardless of what others say, I don't let the fact that my nation is the most hated in the World get me down personally.

>Russians
>White
lol.

objection!
sardines aren't slav

>not living underground armed with guns and other necessities.

Man will probably revert back to the tribal ages.

In the tribal days.

Power goes like this.

Intelligence = Brawns(weapons) > Money

Whereas in the modern world power usually goes like

Intelligence > Money > Brawns(weapons)

Yes.

You can have sex with a dirty whore for probably $1-2.

Semi decent girl would be $10

Semi upper class girl would probably be $30-50

Upper class girl would cost $200-1000

1% girl would cost any branded bag like louis-vuitton, prada, etc

also 10 american cents for a blow job with poor girl.

even nogs are more human than ruskies

>Anglo
>White
kek

>Nah thatcher 2.0 will cuk them just like the original did

As far as I can remember, just 2 weeks ago I've read about DKB which stopped to open a "Girokonto" for normal people. But I'm not sure, check it first.

>Posts a slav
Nice way to prove my point. Shitvia.

Triplets confirm!

You can, by embodying that German ferocity Instead of the self-pitying cuck. It's unanimous that we all want niggers and sandniggers gone, and we all want to see the rise of Germany (and the rest of the West).