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>Aloo Bhuna

>Bob Aloo Bhuna...
Seriously? A potato curry?

This.

As in Dick Head?

This is fake yeah?

>Bob Aloo Bhuna

no, bradford is a fucking shithole needs quarantining

the more I see and hear negro behavior, the more I'm convinced that they truly are a missing link

HEY BOBALOO

>some bastard has squashed a frog
I would have laughed my ass off no matter how rancid it smelled on that bus.

please somebody get me out of this fucking city. it's literally a meme

Lumb lane is where all the prostitutes hang out in Bradford, FYI.

MAXIMUM

>Pogba

I knew I recognized that haircut

That woman looks unrepentant as hell. Scandalous. Triflin'. Rachet.

kek'd

Common law is fun

So sad we have this soulless codexes

>bob aloo bhuna

hmmm....

underrated as fuck

Do you guys not have any Jamaicans in your countries?

They're always doing shit like this

Bradford is the Northern English version of Detroit, for any burgers wondering.

The government allow it to be a paki refuge. No money is put into the city at all; the money instead goes to the nearby city of Leeds where it's not a complete shithole.

It's 26.8% Asian, and had race riots in the early 2000s.

I... quit...
Help me!

They truly are not ready for civilisation

>ride bus in London today
>balding sweaty nigger clipping his toenails
>nigger sleeping across two sets of seats (each set is 2 seats, so he occupied 4 seats and the walkway)
>nigger eating his boogers

>Bradford is the Northern English version of Detroit

I thought it was Birmingham
Or Retterham
Or East London

Turns out most of your cities are the British version of Detroit after all

FART IN CART

>says the country with the largest muslim percentage in Europe

for you

>some bastard has squashed a frog

REST IN PEACE FROG-O

>Birmingham, Retterham and London
>Northern England

Kek I was in town today (don't go there much) and there's more niggers than ever. Made me feel a bit suicidal.

>maximum impact
kek

Sharter on a charter

Dude I went down once and there was 20 Palestinians waving their flag in front of the college and then I got sold weed.
20 feet away from the same college.
Nuke this fucking city. It's such a blight.

The Last King of Scotland, banned from public transport in the UK. Shameful.

I'm weak.

you remember that guy who said birmingham was a muzzie zone and that you couldn't go there without a hijab and everyone laughed at him? well imagine that, but with bradford or charford or buckminster, those are all charver/nigger containment zones

Can she dab though?

MUM??

IT'S DEY CULTCHA

no wonder hitler managed to annex you. i'm surprised your army didn't march into the ocean with this geographic knowledge.

>Wake up
>Scrub teeth with warm rag
>Go to bus stop
>Lady keeps farting in my fucking mouth
>Get off bus
>Have to stop and pray for allah for an hour
>Late for work but chavs keep harassing me
>Shine shoes for 4 hours
>More allah prayer
>Shine shoes
>Go home
>More farts

at least you got weed. you could've been mugged instead.

Thanks Tyrone

kek

For how much I got I pretty much was.

>Pogba

Chicken tendies will fuck your guts up, guys. These fucking nogs live on mac and cheese and chicken nuggets.

Fat and stanky

this one only drank rum and ate beans. she would've been homeless if it wasn't for her pimp.

Go on.

>homeless
I don't think you understand nigger privilege in America.

have you tried telling them to check their nigger privilege?

she has to be related to Forrest Whitaker. That's uncanny

>Squashed a frog

Mmmm something smells delightful.

>bottom talk
wtf, i love english language now

>Squashed a frog

Her eyes remind me a bit of Forest Whitaker