TRUMP GENERAL - BEE EYE EN GI O EDITION

periscope.tv/w/1jMKgrpZdykxL

PERSUASION MAN COMFY COFFEE TIME

I JUST WANT MY PIZZA ALREADY

reeeee mine's better

Everybody Hates Nate

why the hell do those people like Hillary so much? WHat do they see in her?

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Is Trump the Funny Valentine of reality?
>Valentine's goal is that the United States stand over the rest of the world.
> Valentine chooses to put the United States' prerogatives above the interests of the rest of the world. Valentine respects ambition
>Valentine possesses a code of honor, first putting his patriotism above his own interests, and is a man of his words

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Post yfw Hillary shits her pants live during the debate

Need a new OP, pastebin is at the usual place:

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When is the debate?

FUCK KATY TUR

SHES SUCH A SLUT

>she's already fallen apart

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>Trash Nate

HIS LAST NAME SETS UP THE JOKE FOR YOU. WHY ARE LIBERALS SUCH AUTISTS

all hail bad trash nate

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-09-26/billionaire-donors-led-by-soros-simons-favor-clinton-over-trump

look a this shit, someone tell the bernie voters

Guys I'm kind of worried about tonight, and this election in general.

Obviously, they're going to pretend Hillary destroyed Trump in the debate, even if she shits herself on stage.

What if they just steal the election in November? There's nothing we can do :(

They don't like her. Nobody likes her. They like the fact that she's a woman that's not Trump.

W O M A N
P R E S I D E N T

TRUMP IS A LIAR! HE SAID I'D BE TIRED OF WINNING(I'M NOT) .

I can't wait for this debate.
A fluke event came up so I could get my schedule cleared for tomorrow.

Gonna be /comfy/ at 3am.

This is a horrible strategy. If she wants to win she needs to attack his policies and state why hers are better.

LOL that will give terrible optics. If that is the strategy she might as well stay home

Wow. We're really eating away at her.

No, THIS will be mocked for years

youtube.com/watch?v=VIiIsmLXues

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I wouldn't be able to handle all the memes. 2016; THE YEAR OF MEMES

Hillary's supporters are now the unskewed polls faggots

4 am for you

Too bad Trump's vision is based on movement like a T-Rex.

What a brat lmao
Trump is going to piledrive this fucking cunt into the molten center of the Earth

Nate...who?

I'm pretty excited for this lads, even though I'm not from there

>South Africa is the same time zone as me
somehow this doesn't feel like it should be true

THANK YPU PORTUGANON

>bad nate
>trash nate

Vagina. Not Trump. Liberal.

Nothing else.

will hillary be able to last for 90 straight minutes?

>What if they just steal the election in November? There's nothing we can do :(
This is why the 2nd amendment exists. There is plenty that can be done.

>Hillbots are now unskewed polls

Fake

>user, I heard you a Trump supporter. is that true? you a racist or something?

I guess I better s-shill f-f-for hill like you...

>High energy music leading to debate:

youtube.com/watch?v=SaCfjkBbaFM

DO THIS HILLARY
PLEASE
DO IT

anyone got new and updated absentee request ballot from FL, iowa, NC etc?

Dilbertman just said on Periscope that he thinks that 2016 is "Just getting started"

I got a look at a local north San Diego county democrat election place. It had lots of signs outside and on the windows for various dem candidates, multiple sign for each except one. Hillary only had one fucking sign, ONE lol.

Dog catchers had more signs lol.

>people STILL falling for fake Katy Turd tweets
Get your shit together guys

Fuck!

>British flag
>a time zone no one can possibly live in
How do you fucks keep falling for this?

Might as well not call this a debate but a town hall

>2016 is "Just getting started"

PERSUASION MAN JUST DROPPED A HUGE REDPILL

"DID YOU SEE THE WHY AM I NOT 50 POINTS AHEAD VIDEO FROM HILLARY?"

"SHE LOOKED DRUNK. I'M NOT SAYING SHE'S DRUNK BUT SHE LOOKS FUCKED UP. SHE LOOKED DRUNK."

periscope.tv/w/1jMKgrpZdykxL

HILLARY CLINTON IS AN ANGRY DRUNK

A N G R Y D R U N K

Yes and yes

I'm going to be laughing at lefties nonstop for the next 4 years. This election cycle must be soul crushingly humiliating for them.

just submitted a tip to the FBI

fucking alt-right piece of shit enjoy getting raped by that BBC every night.

Updated. What do you think?

I think it's because of "Crooked Hillary" and "Dangerous Donald" they've forgotten about last names

Katy Turd is one of the more unapreciated memes

>uk poster
>katy tur tweet

i dont even have to check cause i already know it's fake.

Roger Stone is going to go max smug today.

I can't wait till Obama has to hand the White House keys over to Trump

What's the matter, didn't get enough (you)'s in the last thread?

>people will actually respond to this post

He also called Hillary a drunk.

Fuck of nigger stay away from me.

washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2016/09/26/these-charts-show-exactly-how-racist-and-radical-the-alt-right-has-gotten-this-year/

We radicalized now

It doesn't even matter if Lester Holt or any other (((journalist))) pulls this shit tonight and I'll explain why:

Not only is Trump way stronger than Romney, but he has more vocal supporters. If they even remotely lie, there will be an army of people across here, Reddit, Facebook, and Twitter calling them out for weeks. The media will not be able to get away with it this time.

>You are not going to vote for that racist Trump, right user?

The country should have two time zones.

Sauce on that tweet fellow black man

archive.is/aR2G0

that's exactly right

I need (you)'s to get by

This looms over the debate stage larger than any other topic, moderator, podium size, crowd shilling, etc.

It's pretty fucking simple:

Will The Cunt last 90 minutes, mostly standing still, with no stool to lean back upon, without keeling over?

That's it

babe I'm whatever you want me to be

She's falling apart

Feels pretty radical.

"Do I know you?"

Trump has gotten this far. He knows what to do.

Yes for both. Watchu gunna do, Babaloo?

Of course I am. Now suck my dick, you bitch!

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>Cruz just fucked Glenn Beck hard
Even though you can tell he's having an internal struggle still, he absolutely blew Beck out of the water.

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Will you people never learn?
The polls are manufactured.
Trump will free fall in them after the debate, so that the media can dictate reality.

The same happened on convention weeks.

HOLY FUCK....LANNY DAVIS, CLINTON SHILL FOR THE PAST 25 YEARS, ON LITERAL SUICIDE WATCH ON FOX RIGHT NOW...HE KNOWS DEFEAT IS IMMINENT

SCOTT ADAMS LIVE NOW
GET IN FOR PREDICTIONS

periscope.tv/w/1jMKgrpZdykxL

kys, nobody respond to this spamming r9k shill fagget

That fucking Scott adams hillary impression
wew lad

>BLM burns down buildings and attacks people.
OH DEY GOOD KIDZ AND SHIET DAY DINDU NUFFIN

>We shitpost on the Internet
OMFG WE HAVE TO STOP THEM IT'S ALL OVER IF THEY WIN THESE MONSTERS CAN'T TAKE CONTROL WHAT'S HAPPENING
>I'M
>LITERALLY
>S H A K I N G

>30 minutes before debate
>Hillary seizures and rushed to hospital
>Trump has to go on stage alone
>basically holds a town hall for 90 minutes

My body is ready.

Due the misfortune of the location of my birth and lack of opportunity, I won't be able to, no.

I wish I could though.

>I had a tinder date with a girl that looks like that 2 weeks ago
>She was redpilled and told me she is sick of morrocans and turkroach calling her names and whistling her (easy to understand when you see her pic relate)

She stopped talking to me a week after our date :(

"Believe me" should be in the free space.

Of course not, baby

(but I would if I could)

Fuck off you degenerate coalburner

VAI MORRER SEU BUCETA MAMA HUEGO CARAAALHOOOOO

Yes I am, and you are too.

I hope she does. That would be absolutely glorious.

I can take over.

Is he really 50%?

And then Trumps says loud enough for an open mic, "thanks for tanking Hillary's campaign, golf next month?"

>implying you're more attractive than an America Made Great Again (tm)

hes just joking m8

I want screencaps if and when this happens.

is lewdposting allowed?

>tfw I found out the media was all in my head

>getting this triggered
It was a joke Hans, fucking humorless refugee fucking faggot

There is some sense to that, though it never occurred to me that she was drunk. If she's a known alcoholic, and she hadn't been drinking for a couple days that would cause major irritability and anxiety as well. Both can make some sense (as well as all the other weird shit she's probably on).

>Tfw my sleep schedule so fucked I have to go to sleep now to see the debate

Pray that I wake up in time, trumpgen

HE'S PAST THAT

Excuse me, I need to go to the restroom.

>Walk over to bar
>Sit down next to another qt and initiate conversation

>(((media)))

What happened?

They are shilling hard to lower the blow, Clinton camp whining hard

Lester will get BTFO by Trump. The left has alread sacrificed the future of their political party at the altar of the Clintons. They want Lestern to sacrifice himself as well, for nothing.

APRENDA A CONJUGAR OS VERBOS CORRETAMENTE

VIADO TEUTAO SUECO DE MERDA

I hue'd softly.

Well pleyed surstromming user, well pleyed.

I KNOW
I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN

There is something creepy about this statement.

I hope he gets his "give me back my pen" moment after the paperwork is all signed.

this one is more meemable

>Lyrics to a Creed song
It's 2016, people!

Cred Forums IS A BOARD OF PEACE GOYIM DEATH TO THE INFI- DEGENERATES

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youtube.com/watch?v=YoxuOXMvk-E
Theme of liberals

you always post the exact same fucking thing quuerbait, same picture same words, kys

There is no such thing as the media. Trust us.

They usually don't show the audience.

>What's the next step in your master plan, Mr. Trump?

CRASHING THIS ELECTION
WITH NO SURVIVORS!!!

It's incredibly ironic how the whole "Islamophobia creates more terrorists" bullshit actually worked, but with white males and Trump supporters. If it weren't media agressively shitting over the FUCKING WHITE MALES for last 3-4 years and enabling BLM/La Raza/any other scum, Trump would probably had never ran and we'd end up having another establishment GOP nominee like Kasich or Jeb! In retrospective, all of that SJW madness turned out to be a blessing in disguise for the right.

The pendulum is swinging back, boys, and it is swinging back hard.

What did Nate Steel meme by this?

I hate this nuclear button meme. Yeah, because a president can simply flip open a panel and just press a big red button to blow up the world. No clearances/security/codes or anything.

>no "Believe Me (believe me)"
>no "low energy"
>no "X - which is a TOTAL DISASTER by the way - a total disaster, you know what i'm talking about everyone knows it"
>no dishonest media
>no HER SPECIAL INTERESTS

Why even bother

>Lanny Davis sure that Trump 'will be sober'

This guy is completely out of it...there will be so many libkeks in meltdown tonight, the universe may implode

mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/411644377262718976

mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/590289599810928640?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

here you go you wog

How does he "adjust" the polls

So far many people have only heard of Trump as
>racist
>mean
>asshole
>destroyer
>divider

but today, millions will probably see him for the first time. He will prove to them that the media and Hillary have been lying to him and that is for all Americans and wants what's best for us and not (((them))).

We will more than likely gain support no matter what happens solely because people will see him for what he is today, and not what the media narrative is.

Haha

"I continue to believe Mr. Trump will not be president" - Obama

>Jan 21

""I'll take those Obama, oh and you're fired"

>you always post the exact same fucking
>What is a meme?
Why aren't you saying this to awoo posters, you fucking retarded piece of shit.
You are so fucking dumb holy shit hahaha

>Yes, in some sense, we are the media. But not in the blunt way you use the phrase. It’s so imprecise and generic that it has lost any meaning
So it is our fault that The Washington Post don't know the difference between a Blogger and a Journalist.

I love how the Dems decided to pretend it's 1983 again with all this RUSSIA IS HACKING THE ELECTION and TRUMP WILL PRESS THE BUTTON shit

I really wish Trump would BTFO that shit already

>These charts show exactly how racist and radical the alt-right has gotten this year
>the alt-right has gotten this year

You invented this label literally 3 weeks ago

>people still biting this hard on the Katy poster
this one was pretty good, i'll give you that

>what do you think her boyfriend would say
Scott adams is fucking killing me this morning
lmao

TELL ME ABOUT BEN, WHY DOES HE DISCREDIT THE HILL?

If anyone is going to start a large-scale war, it's Clinton

What are some Trump related patches Trump gen would like to see made?

Why would Russia want a president who starts a nuclear war?

Liberal logic is too much for me.

Everyone already knew that WaPo is pure opinion yellow journalism.

that's pretty rad man

Can't fucking wait

>tfw worrying about Trump winning
>Then I remember Brexit
>We made it happen
>This calms my soul

The year of DR 2016 will henceforth be regarded as The Year of Untethered Memes

FRESH VIDEO, POTENTIAL NORMIE REDPILLING!

youtube.com/watch?v=hT7cFtrbeMo

blond awo themed one

>That said, while the “Knight” in his username may be a nod to the “knights” of the Klu Klux Klan

Fucking wow

TODAY IS THE DAY

>this is how delusional WaPo is

Besides the Lions. A AWOO definitely

Brexit and Trump are completely unrelated goy

I love these periscope streams

Rich Pianna?

>DEAR READERS

hahah god these people dont care about ratings whatsoever

They have become Romney people

Please let trump win

The entire media is actively shilling against him over here for some reason.

I mean, we can't even vote in this election, wtf?

Anyone have the webm of Jeb looking around at everyone then rolling up on his tip toes? That shit is hilarious.

>sako patch
>sweating man.jpg

>Jonathon Morgan

>Jews are going to tank Trump's numers after tonight no matter what
>there isn't a god damn thing we can do about it

So mad

Is it me or her sister is much more attractive?

(Don't steal this newfags)

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Tonight is the night ! Trump wins Hillary shits herself and collapses! We did it Cred Forums!!!!

damn that's gud

>going to rely on the issues
>where she'll lose the remainder of her "at least she isn't Trump" voters
:^)

Homosexual

Those fucking kek-approved and pol memetics division badges

Anyone else ready for that sick, anxious feeling we're going to have when the world stands still and they announce the winner Nov. 8th?

They don't want any swedish cucks to get any pesky ideas about "soveriegnty" or "natioanl identity"

Hes pissed at all the paid shills calling him out for being honest. Tbh it could only get worse from here, if he was subtly suppressing trump support he should just release all of it and show how well hes actually doing.

Not like hes being called the uncle tom equivalent of pollsters already

Mind posting them?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.r9k

>DUDE
>HES JUST IRONICALLY WEARING A MAGA HAT AND WATCHING HITLERS MOST REDPILLING SPEECHES
>LMAO

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I'm tired of waiting fuck

That's not how it'll work. They'll call the states as they come and we'll have a pretty clear idea what way it's going hours before a winner is announced.

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zerohedge.com/news/2016-09-26/hillary-clinton-unveils-guest-list-debate

lel

and clinton outrasing trump 20-1 with billionaires

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-09-26/billionaire-donors-led-by-soros-simons-favor-clinton-over-trump

>Dat Sako
>Some years ago on an /ak/ I posted "Around Finns the Ice is thin" in response to a Sako heavy breathing gif
>Its on a patch
Is this what it means to meme?

>there isn't a god damn thing we can do about it
That's where you're wrong kiddo

>Trump is a Putin plant
>Trump will start a nuclear war

I don't know who the fuck in the world will mess with US + Russia.

How many more hours? 11 right?

Could me the normies fucking last name. The character assassination attempts are laughable at this point

>tfw blacks become white supremacists

The "Chicago firestarters" one.

And millions will receive their first red pills straight from the jews. So many people will watch Trump massacre Hillary and hear endless drivel about how great Hillary was.

Don't worry, only 11 hours to go. At least I get to sleep.

>if we keep pushing this for the 6,000,000th time, maybe it'll finally work!!
Why are leftists so retarded?

10 hours, 20 minutes

10 and 15 mins

The worst part is that he put the hat 2 days before we made a thread about him and his turtle, asking him if he was lurking Cred Forums, if he cuold wear the hat.

This fucker is one of us.

Should've asked off from work today.

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10 Bongs 18 bings

lol, wtf

He also posted a video with him and a toad. Has Kek enlightened him?

What is it with the Nordic countries and crippling (You) addictions? Is it a sunlight thing?

will clinton talk about black on black crime?

Neocons like Obama Hillary Bush need enemies to fuel the military industrial complex.

dankie mnr

Praise Kek (pbuh) for a shart in debate.

He seen the writing in the wall. He sheds many tears for his motherland and how it is being ravaged. Slowly, his and our motherland will be prosperous and clean again

that's awesome

Have we decided on a hash tag or anything for the debates? #unstumpable?

Never interrupt your enemies while they are making a mistake
>Trump-Art of The Deal

>if Trump says he likes blacks, it would actually mean he doesn't

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over, and expecting different results.

>listening to ted cruz break glenn becks heart live on air

thank you user who made the thread saying to tune in

How desperate have we been to call upon such darkness? The reckoning is coming my friends. Happenings of this magnitude cannot come without a price!

I need those flags user, who here /afghan/ /iraq/ posters

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Ftfy

What is the best stream to watch the debate?

can't you read?!

Just wait...

Well, this is a disappointment... I was hoping for a high energy performance, but Trump just isn't on his game tonight. He just won't be able to make this up in the next 20 minutes. Ah well, we still have 2 more debates coming up, hopefully he'll come more prepared for the next one. Anyway, that's it for me tonight, I'm going to bed before I get any more depressed.

>houston shooting is being pushed as le workplace violence meme on fox

these kikes hang first

Just got home from work.

What the FUCK happened? Did Hillary die?

are niggers dying, or are blacks? how many whites?

>dear (lack of) readers

>heres why youre not allowed to disagree with what we write
>youre all too stupid to think for yourselves

t.liberals

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>Did Hillary die?
Yes, on 9/11.

Thanks based Norse. Although I think you should rest so you can be up for the debate.

Make a couple, pass the baton, go to sleep

Tired of winning?

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Will the debate be live streamed?

Did you accidentally copy paste the wrong script? lmao

>538 election update: The new polls don't show Trump winning

>Did Hillary die?
user, I...

of course

No you stupid goy! Nate is just getting it wrong and it's not in line with the latest models! I-It's not like we took him seriously when Hillary was ahead.

Someone should make a drinking game for the debate tonight.

Infowars IMO , check their YouTube they already have a link up just not live atm

>the Leslie Jones trolling unironically being compared with IRL murders

What the fuck are these people on?

Thanks for this sneak peek.

Nate Jenkem rigged his model so that 80% of polls got a 1-2 point (((adjustment))) towards Clinton from where they were before and this still happened. He's got to be shitting depleted uranium bricks.

God those are some great tits

Many thanks, and will do (or try to do).

That's a big stream

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HOUSTON, TX

ACTIVE SHOOTER!!

It could be the based CTR insider leaking tonight's gameplan in advance.

For reference see [1] for the last time he did it.

[1] archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/88054173/#88056598

Regressive leftism is a hell of a drug.

Nice pasta CTR

I mean, he moved out of Sweden and settled down with a nice Italian girl, so he has to know what was up.

Guys what do we do when Trump loses? It makes me sad thinking about it

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>DUDE FUCK PEWDIEPIE

KEK WILL HAVE HIS VENGEANCE UPON THE HERETICS AND DOUBTERS

Beware ye who did not believe in Pewdiepie, for ye shall recieve kek's wrath

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Never forget Cruz's huge lead in Indiana a couple days before the vote.

Nate dirt folks.

FBIanon claimed that they have used body doubles before.

Trump already won the pre-debate. 90 minutes of standing with no commercial breaks or mic cuts.

wew

Thanks for posting the script early!

(you) (you) (you)

He won't, Hans. Believe in the power of Kek.

>When you realize Nate Copper is the most honest and accurate pollster we have left
January can't come soon enough

Cred Forums will be shut down in less than 10 hrs.
screencap this

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CO flipped

Wow Cred Forums btfo

Whoops, looks like the concern shill pasta has been posted too soon.

Ah, well we know what to expect then.

I think the "non-commercial breaks" was a strategy to fuck with Trump.

I hope he dont suffer from small bladder that a lot of old ppl has it.

1:30 hours stand up without being able to pee is fucked up.

He better don drink liquids in excess before that.

As hype as tonight is, it won't decide the election.

What tonight is is the first time Trump has had a real chance of taking a serious lead over Clinton.

the hero we needed but didn't deserve

No it definitely hurts Hillary more. Trump probably pushed for it.

We will pay any price to Make America Great Again

>Hillary will win VA

>She is within the Margin of error in fucking Loudoun County

>BEFORE SHE COLLASPED

Top kek, see pick related

>Commiefornia
>Blue
That map is bullshit.

I hope Hillary doesn't suffer from the shit filling her diaper after the first 15 minutes of the debate.

Absolutely any map without a red ME CD2 (where Trump will likely be +20) is shill and should go straight to the loo

CAN YOU FEEL IT?

He practiced for 5 hours straight already.
>select all images with an auditorium

>Maine District 2.
>Recent polls all read +10/+11.
>Blue.

>IA.
>Trump up in every poll by a significant margin.
>Not AT LEAST light red.

>As hype as tonight is, it won't decide the election.

If he makes Hillary buttblasted enough, it will.

She can't take critizism well without turning Frigid.

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when he did debate prep, he stood for 5 hours and answered questions from his advisors. No bathroom breaks and 5 min break where he took a sip of diet coke. Hes good

>jfk nixon 1st debate did not decide election
>carter regan debate did not decide election

>he doesn't know an aboslute blowout in the first debate is an actual deathblow
>he probably thinks timid mealy mouth romney's first debate was a "victory"

>media-acknowledged lead
You've seen the crowds. You know how it is.

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This. He's probably been training his bladder for weeks now. He knows she can't stand and stay coherent for 90 fucking minutes.

NEW BREAD

NEW BREAD

NEW BREAD

NEW BREAD

>Utah
>lean-red

Into the fucking trash

Beck just had a total fucking melt down live.
It was beautiful.

Trump regularly does 90 minute rallies. It hurts Shillary.

I wish this was real.

What do you think of this alberto?

What time is the debate guys

B R A V O N O L AN
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What kind of strategy is this?

Holy shit can't wait for the debate, it's going to be 3 am here but its worth it.

10 hours from now american friendo

Diet mountain dew, you fucking shill.

>WHITE ARYAN MALE
>ITALIAN gf
>JAPANESE culture obsessed

There is only one meaning of this...

>538.com, run by Jew Nate Silver
>Hillary in Jewish Gematria is 538