Pre Debate Thread

Get in here and lets talk about this debate.

How excited are you atm? Will Hillary die? >yes

what do you want to hear trump say?

Other urls found in this thread:

vocaroo.com/i/s0lLGApS0xdJ
thefederalist.com/2016/09/23/the-hillary-investigation-reeks-of-corruption/
breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/09/25/clinton-campaign-manager-unable-to-answer-questions-on-hillary-coverup-operation/
dailycaller.com/2016/09/23/the-immunized-five-meet-the-people-covering-for-hillary/
youtube.com/watch?v=I7F6pPDZS8g
vocaroo.com/i/s1qjo4sr3YtZ
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=124&v=xpRkPFu63to
youtube.com/watch?v=1XuvPgLrInk
youtube.com/watch?v=855Am6ovK7s
newgrounds.com/portal/view/679224
youtube.com/watch?v=NiaHhgiu0_I
twitter.com/USATODAY/status/780490984639651840
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

I hope he says awoo

I'm mostly excited for the death panel streaming it tbqh lad

Pick your poison, Drumpf or Shillary

I don't know how you pathetic Drumpfniggers fool yourselves into liking this clown

You need to go back

>COUGHING FIT PANTS OF SHIT
>CAN'T STAND UP SHE HAS TO SIT
>EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
>SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
>PEE PEE PEE POO POO POO
>SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
>BY PEPE, KEK AND DONALD TRUMP
>LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP

I can't wait to see Hillary flip out and lose it on live TV.

Or they must have her so medicated she'll be stoned and slurring her words.

What time is it going down my nigga

god bless

Kek wills it

Is there going to be a sticky and youtube or some other link on Cred Forums?

nice dubs, Drumpfkin scum

Praise kek

Checkd

>Can't Stand up She has to sit

Didn't she stand at the Commander-in-Chief Forum, against Trump sitting the whole session?

Point is, the debate will be all about policies and discussion, don't hope that Hillary will die.

I guess il ckeck myself also Praise kek.

vocaroo.com/i/s0lLGApS0xdJ

The Justice Department’s Hillary Investigation Reeks Of Corruption

thefederalist.com/2016/09/23/the-hillary-investigation-reeks-of-corruption/

Clinton Campaign Manager Unable to Answer Questions on ‘Hillary Coverup Operation’

breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/09/25/clinton-campaign-manager-unable-to-answer-questions-on-hillary-coverup-operation/

The Immunized Five: Meet The People Covering For Hillary

dailycaller.com/2016/09/23/the-immunized-five-meet-the-people-covering-for-hillary/

There'll be no commentary, just laughter for 90 minutes with no commercials

Checked

shut up faggot

If singles Trump will win!

If Trump really wants to turn the tide of the election, he should make himself the standout anti war candidate.

Point out Hillary's previous votes for nearly every conflict we could have gotten ourselves in, talk about the speeches she made supporting the need for the Iraq war, talk about her wanting a ground invasion of Syria, talk about her probably going to war with Iran, and talk about her entering anothe Cold War with Russia.

If she's brought to light as the true warmonger that she is, her independent support will evaporate and the left will have to do massive damage control as the new war party.

God dammit faggot don't meme this into a loss

Top fucking kek!

Hillary will not die, chances are she has a coughing fit or a seizure which would be worse overall for her since she either decides to pull out later on with no time for a new candidate as such or she literally limps on to the end for power.

If she did die do the dems have a chance to wheel bernie into the race?

Anybody know where they will be streaming it?

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Anyone else think that the MSM is leveling the polls this morning so that after the debate they can say that she BTFO'd Trump and give her a huge bump?

Fuck the MSM.

there will be sticky with links later in day

It's too late

DRUMPF ON SUICIDE WATCH

HILLDAWG IS GONNA WIPE THE FLOOR WITH THIS CHARLETAN

When is it starting bros?

Does anyone have an actual drinking game for the debates?

Not a meme drinking game where it is designed to kill you, I mean a real drinking game. I want to get drunk with my fake friends ;_;

I'm afraid that no matter how the debate goes down and who wins they are going to use this as an opportunity to rig the poll numbers in her favour.

I can't fucking wait its going to be an absolute Holocaust.

Kind of wondered what dere trump and Hillary is

youtube.com/watch?v=I7F6pPDZS8g

Breaking news. Turns out Trump had one of his hotels hacked which proves he is incompetent with e-mail technology. Hillary will bring this up at the debate tonight and completely obliterate Trump out of the water. It's over. I'm now a #Clintoris

They were literally both sitting the entire time

drink if they mention
health records
Iran
Trump University
emails
breaking up families through deportation
school choice
Benghazi
Drumpfs tax returns

I was thinking of the TDS steam specifically, but perhaps they'll be included there as well?

I know he's going to do great, but I'm still nervous as fuck.

I can't believe the day is finally here.

This has been the best ride ever, and it's about to get kicked into hyper-drive.

Are they going to give Hillary the questions beforehand?

She stood up for no reason and said INTO THE MIC "let me stand up!"

Just a few days later she fucking collapsed on 9/11, so that backfired.

Yeah I totally expect my hotel to have a DOD standard of cyber security. Shameful display by Trump.

With them dubs it always was Sven.

9 hours 45 minutes

Drink the heaviest drink you got whenever they say "racist" or "black"

Drink the softest drink you got whenever Trump says "mess"

Feelsbadman I'll be getting hammered alone as well

first time in my life I am interested in this debate, gonna record it and comfy browse it tomorrow.
Clinton wont bring any juice to the table but fuck me trump is going to be entertaining.

and I feel for you guys that your political system is giving you this shit to deal with.

The moderators are going to kick his ass desu. He's going to get Allepo'd or Candy Crowley'd.

vocaroo.com/i/s1qjo4sr3YtZ

>Turkish Genocidal Maniacs

>88
>11
Absolutely checked. Blessings of Kek upon you, noble spell-weaving poet.

When does it start and where can I watch it?

>Homura
>dandere
I always forget that Homu was a sweet innocent little girl before she became an obsessive lesbian psychopath.

For years her strength of which she feigns
now whittles in the light of many names
of men and women she ordered to die
for no man can survive lie after lie
in the wake of a majestic, triumphant few
who laugh and meme in a vibrant hue
mocking the queen from pepe's lair
revealing the skidmarks in her underwear
the more she coughs, our light grows stronger
can she bear our shitposts any longer?
Certainly not, her final days have come
her piss bag shall explode as we will hum
our anthems in glory as we make way
to cement her defeat on election day
but before we do, when the debates begin
Trump will expose her dastardly sins
and promptly turn her grin upside down
inciting incontinence, her pants will be brown
as putrid shit dribbles down her leg
a puddle will appear like a golden egg
for Trump to point, laugh, and yell
"how sad! your shit has a foul smell!"
"get her out of here, I can't take anymore!"
and the the world will kek evermore

People said that about the Brexit referendum too and look what happened

>The scene will open with the thunderous americlap.
>The feeble Hillary will weakly trudge to the stage first. The crescendo of americlapping will fall to almost inaudible levels.
>Next, the God Emperor Trump will calmly mount the stage. The americlapping will regain its full strength.
>After the niceties, Trump will be the first to answer the initial question.
>Trump's response is so glorious that Hillary cannot recover. The damage is critical.
>Hillary regresses into a coughing fit and must be escorted off the stage.
>Trump gives the thumbs up, the crowd goes wild.
>Trump goes on to win the presidency.

I can't wait for the slaughter.

>what do you want to hear trump say?
Eat shit and die

Holy shit, NYT is predicting this to be the biggest debate ever with 100+ million in the US alone who will be watching. These usually only get around 50-80 million.

Trump speaks directly to the American people. It's extremely difficult to use the media in the US to communicate a message they disagree with. They're going to have rigged questions and rigged fact-checking. Nevertheless I think Trump knows how to break through this bizarro-world the media has created and his numbers will go up after this debate, though cooked polls might not show it for two weeks.

I think he should call her Whitey Bulger 2: Clinton Boogaloo.

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i've been excited all day
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=124&v=xpRkPFu63to

Woke up with the debate on my mind at 11:11 and played Shadilay as loud as possible.

I've never been more hyped.

Trump will finally prove he's the best candidate today, and will earn the heart of all true Americans.

what time does it start

WHEN DOES IT START AND WHERE CAN I WATCH IT

>killed killed

Calling him that won't cause him to lose. It just makes you look like a child.

>and will earn the heart of all true Americans.

nice, I like your style bro
>if they disagree they are not true americans

hes already done that. he just has to seal the deal for the folks on the sidelines once and for all.

9pm EST.

I'll let you do the conversions

It's EDT

2am UK time (BST)
There'll be hundreds of youtube streams

I hope someone here streams it I want to watch with all of you guys like during the z trials.

I plan on ordering a nice cheesy pizza to eat while I watch

Why do Drumpf fags even bother?

It's fair to say since Trump = Nationalism and Hillary = Globalism. It's perfectly acceptable to think less of them as countrymen.

This logic is confusing to me though, if he is down in the polls and you really want him to win, wouldn't that motivate -more- people to go out and vote for him?

PRAISE THE KEK

PRAISE

What will you eat tonight?

Polarisation

>doesn't even realise

Kek, Hillary schlonged again.

A taco bowl

Was thinking about cutting meatballs in half, putting some spicy cheese inside tortilla scoops, put the meatball half on top, and top with some diced tomato.

It's a seriously good snack.

A cheesy pizza... I just said so, why ask?

There's nothing wrong with polarization if it's true and supported with facts. Hillary objectively holds global interests higher than America's. That's a fact jack.

rare

I'm so nervous. What if he fucks up. What if she makes him look stupid.

any bingo's made for tonight?

Kek wills it

Does the word "unstumpable" mean nothing to you?

Literally nothing can go wrong.

youtube.com/watch?v=1XuvPgLrInk

This is what everyone who isn't a Trump supporter or Hillary is expecting. I don't think Hillary is this stupid, she knows Trump has laid the "clown" trap just for her to walk into it. She will not try to stump him. She'll just keep the "dark divisive" narrative up.

Trump will win

polarisation is always wrong because it pushes one into a political corner without questioning anything.

and with only 2 main parties this gets magnified even more.

remember, politics is supposed to run a system for the good of a country. especially important in a republic.

Peanut butter-flavored Oreos, milk and peanuts

Don't worry Trump has been planing for this for ages. Hillary may actually get bantz'd to death live on stage.

How long until the debate starts?

Shhhiiiiieeeetttt

Around 9 hours according to the live stream link

youtube.com/watch?v=855Am6ovK7s

Fair enough.

Yesterday I took a dump and a nugget stuck to the side of the bowl. I've had skidmarks get stuck, sure, but this one was like it was fucking super glued. I had a lot of saucy food yesterday so I had to poop a lot. Two poops and flushes later, the nugget still didn't release. I finally pissed on it before bed and it broke it up, but I think it was a sign that a major happening involving poop is upon us and this could be it.

I want to hear Emperor Trump call Hillary a cunt.

Already got some leaked footage: newgrounds.com/portal/view/679224

I'm not getting my hopes up, but either way they are saying this is going to be the most watched presidential debate in history.

She's going to call time-out with her hands or at least need a potty break because well she IS A GIRL

Sandwiches and lamen.

>Peanut butter-flavored Oreos

Where the fuck you found those?

>Fair enough.

well that was unexpected

>Get in here and lets talk about this debate.
no. get lost weeaboo.

how long until the debate

9 hours
when is the bingo ready

lolwat

His strategy seems like simple negotiation tactics. Start with big requests than slowly work your way back to smaller more reasonable requests.

These are the people we need at the negotiation table. Now a delirious old woman that passes out and shits herself when the temperature is above 80'f. What is she going to do with foreign politicians? Shame them into an agreement? Sad.

globally as well.

but it has little to do with politics or the direction the US will be taking.
or should I day, outside the US, not sure about you guys but for us its the sheer entertainment that will make it the most watched debate in history.

what anime is that

>Where the fuck you found those?
I go to the US a lot

Though they probably have them in Sam's Club too if you search hard enough

What's the main live streem?

RT going to have it?

So they'll probably shake hands and smile beforehand but do you think they'll do the whole shake hands and smile and talk to each other briefly thing when the debate is over?

Praise Kek!

aw i miss it

There's gonna be a Facebook and Twitter stream I think. And probably all the news sites. I'll probably just use DirecTV's site.

>Sam's Club

There's none in SC, sadly.

NBC and Youtube, I guess.

I HOPE THE MOTHER FUCKING DEVIL DRAGS YOU TO FUCKING HELL AND RIPS OFF YOUR MOTHER FUCKING FLESH YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH BECAUSE YOU WILL NOT FUCKING TALK TO ME LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING UGLY MOTHER FUCKING FAGGOT YOU NEED TO DIE AND I HOPE YOU DO .. YOU DESERVE TO FUCKING ROT IN THE FUCKING GROUND WITH MAGGOTS EATING YOUR FUCKING EYEBALLS THE FUCK OUT I WANT YOU DEAD... FOR FUCKING SPEAKING TO ME LIKE THAT DO EVERYONE A FUCKING FAVOR AND JUMP OFF A FUCKING BRIDGE YOU PEICE OF SHIT NOBODY ... YOU ARE GARBAGE AND YOU ALWAYS WILL BE YOUR MOM MUST HAVE BEEN A REAL CRACK HEAD TO HAVE RAISED SUCH A DISGUSTING FUCKING FAGGOT LIKE YOU.. YOU NEED TO GO.. LEAVE THE OXYGEN TO PEOPLE TO DESERVE IT BECAUSE YOU SURE AS FUCK ARE A WASTE OF MOTHER FUCKING OXYGEN .. FUCKING STUPID WORTHLESS BITCH .. DON'T BOTHER REPLYING BECAUSE I HAVE SAID ALL I NEEDED TO :). YOU NEED TO GO CHUG A FUCKING GALLON OF MOTHER FUCKING BLEACH YOU STUPID UGLY WORTHLESS ASS FUCKING BITCH BECAUSE YOU WILL NOT FUCKING TALK TO ME LIKE THAT I'LL FUCKING OWN YOUR ASS BITCH YOU ARE GARBAGE TO ME AND YOU ALWAYS WILL BE SO WHY DON'T YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING DISGUSTING FAGGOT MOUTH AND GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF I WANT PEOPLE LIKE YOU FUCKING DEA DYOU AREN'T WORTH NY FUCKING TIME OR MOTHER FUCKING EFFORT I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A FUCKING TRUCK YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS ASS BITCH ... YOU NEED TO GO... END IT DO THE FUCKING WORLD A FAVOR ... DON'T BOTHER REPLYING BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING BLOCKED MOTHER FUCKING FAGGOT

Dagashi Kashi

praise kek

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suicide is always an option

What will Trump do if Hillary openly questions if he's lying about his self worth??

infowars has the stream and I will be watching there

Now that's what I call MASSIVE FAGGOTRY

>awoos at you

>There's none in SC, sadly.

Oh wow

Want me to buy some for you?

Nah, I'm ok.

>that's what Bilbo Baggins hates!

I'm overwhelmed with hype. What the fuck do I do?

I took a holiday from work tomorrow. 15 Buds in the freezer. I feel like a kid on Christmas Eve.

Also just shed a tear watching this:
youtube.com/watch?v=NiaHhgiu0_I

Ive been drinking ales since 10am here in Virginia.

Probably going to have to take a nap then pick up a fresh batch of 8% ales and a pack of Marlboro for the debate

plz kek

awoo

anybody got a good link for euros?

Should I skip BJJ to watch the debate with Cred Forums?

Feels like I'm preparing to go to an important sports game.

I hope Pepe makes an appearance.

Fuckin A right

WEW

Whatever my wife feels like making. Probably a big salad. I'll ask if she'd be willing to do a taco salad.

I am asking all Magicians of Kek to spend an hour before the debate begins clearing your mind, focusing your intent, and meditating. Do your meditation method of choice, i.e. quiet reflection, sigil magik, visualization, sex magik, energy work, prayer, or even just reading the dankest memes you have. All of us need to focus our willpower on making something happen.

Maybe as simple as a little trip up and cough attack. Maybe something as large as a full on seizure on live TV. Whatever it may be, our focus, intent, and energy must all be present tonight.

Kek will deliver

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How long until it starts?

Is it worth staying up to watch it? I will literally get no sleep.

So are non-americans actually fucking allowed to watch this thing or what?

Whenever I post about it I just get called a fucking jealous europoor for giving a shit.

Fucking what?

2am for us bongs m8

just stay up you won't be the only one

I'm too scared to watch it as it happens. What if he messes up very badly?

Go to bed at about 7/8 then get up for it at 2.

I've got a 9am lecture and this is my plan.

The anticipation is killing me.
Thankfully I have a shift from 1-5 so I'll do that, come back and get fucking HYPED until 9.

Anyone watching Alex Jones' pre-debate stream starting at 8?

i don't watch him live but i think i will tonight

what can i expect?

>allowed

wat user...

The best fucking time of your life lmao

I feel sorry you've never watched his rallies before.

Dominos. $7.99 Large Three Topping Carry Out Deal. Double pepperoni and feta cheese.

Maybe some poopcorn after, I don't know, I'll be too busy with Cred Forums in one tab and the stream in the other.

Fun. He'll probably call Hillary a demon or a goblin at least a dozen times. And he'll sound like he's cumming in his pants whenever trump talk and say shit like "ugghh this man needs to be our president". Also Lee Anne's big tits.

What are you guys drinking tonight?

>tfw bought a bottle of gin to make gin and tonics for tonight and drank nearly half of the bottle before bed last night

>dat video

Holy shit, goosebumps

I am currently preforming an ancient Gaelic Druid ritual to ensure Trumps continued good health during the debate.

WHEN is the motherfucking debate? I don't even know the date. someone give me a date/time in this timezone or I'm gonna kill nigger babies

2 am Ireland, so it should be 3 or 4 am tues Hungarian time.

Today in 8 and a half hours

This. I cant count how many times I have to link people to Trump's antiwar statements. Everyone thinks he's literally hitler

3 in the morning today

who fucking cares about your lecture, I have to be up for work.

You probably need some sort of license issued by the queen to watch it

I hope hillary gets another seizure.

Salty/10

thx you saved some subhumans today

Pls kek let that evil CUNT die on stage

Got a bunch of beer in the fridge, might go into the bourbon a bit.

Any anons in the prestigious battleground state of PA feel like meeting up and watching this debate tonight? Delco fag here.

Lol apparently Hillary had a mock debate just this morning

THIS IS IT

SHES FINISHED

PRAISE KEK

I'm going to sip bitter tears eat victory while smoking camels
With side of smug

YES

quickly tell me where and when I can watch the debate

Buffalo Chicken Sub and Bourbon, what else?

yeah, let's meet up

It's gonna be on everything. Every US news channel, those news channel websites, Facebook, Twitter, probably a lot more. It's hosted by NBC but I think it's free to be anywhere, no commercials or breaks or anything.

!

GET OF THE STAGE YOU FAT FUCK!

That's sadly not how it works. When there is a narrative of a candidate tanking and losing support, it will encourage people to not take them seriously and not support them, because others aren't. The media did this with Sanders

Anyone getting anxious? I am, but I think it's mostly because I have an interview tomorrow. Not really nervous, just anxious. I think Trump will show up big league tonight

Anybody interested in a private Cred Forums youtube stream?

Going full Ameribro for tonight's glorious occasion. Burgers and ice cream.

>tfw been on top of my carb and sugar free diet for months but I'm disrupting this for Trump's glory

It's at 9 PM Eastern US time

couldn't tell you what time that is in Europe just off the top of my head

1AM in Great Britain

Going to go to bed early tonight then wake up at 5:30 to watch the debate on youtube after.

All Cred Forums and news tabs closed to avoid spoilers.

Good night.

The crowd will start chanting USA USA

The crowd will start chanting USA USA give protesters a taste

Post me some delicious leftard panicking, reddit/tumblr/twitter.

Taco bowl. With an extra side of guac.

if anybody at my shit school wants to have a watch party, hmu. at plaza

pic related, I know there's tons of you here

>Hillary, Shillary, Pillar Of Lies
>We Shudder With Joy At Your Desperate Cries,
>For Support In A World That Does Not Need You,
>For Hope In A Campaign That Reeks of Your Poo.

>Shaking and quaking like an emaciated jew,
>The hordes will be pointing and laughing at you.
>Trump will smile, his eyes will glow bright
>As the world jointly celebrates your endless plight.

>When the results are in and the ballots are cast,
>You’ll end where you deserve to,
>Dead fucking last.

3 am CET, is that right?

WILL THE DEBATE STAGE BE STACKED WITH HILL SHILLS???

Yes sven.

The audience is not allowed to cheer or boo. They are just suppose to sit there and be silent.

Bacardi 151

Anyone know where I could get the debate in audio form tomorrow morning? I want to listen to it at work

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Someone made a full list of tonight's events:

Also, RIP Hillary

I CAN'T WAIT MAN! I will watch the debate for like 15 minutes, get bored and probably watch football!

I really hope its just like this user

Spaghetti and Meatballs because I heard Italians hate it when we use meat in pasta.

Hillary will be very low energy, and might possibly pass out literally. No matter what happens, the MSM will say she won. They will find 100's of different synonyms for "defeated" such
>Hillary destroys Trump at debate
>Hillary eviscerated Trump
>How Hillary won every moment of the debate
>The moment when Hillary won the debate
>etc.

Trump has apparently been doing prep despite previous reports. He is watching every debate she has had for example

if post ends in anything other than dubs trump will get bodied by hillary "weekend at bernie's" clinton

What would be the best channel stream to follow if I want decently fair commentators and such?

Swedish TV will stream the debate but I really don't have high hopes for it being fair and unbiased.

I also found an NBC YouTube stream but isn't NBC leftist leaning?
youtube.com/watch?v=855Am6ovK7s

Will Fox do a stream that's not region locked and would it even be worth watching?

Well. Trump lives.

can I ask you guys tomorrow how it went and get a legit, unbiased answer as to how much trump fucked hillary up? I would be really disappointed if hillary would be good at this, but I dont want the Cred Forums version of the coin, just a neutral analsyis

For me, it's the McChicken Sandwich.

holy shit, witnessed

Guys, where can I watch the debate online for free. I live in Canada and theoretically have a vpn at my disposal.
I want to watch the Don.

Got some beers for me and my friends. We made the rule that if Hillary dies on stage you have to chug an entire bottle of Fireball

i dont have coffee, nor energy drinks, nor beer. how am i going to be awake at 3am????

R8 ME

then dont go on pol you stupid fuck

watch it and come to your own opinion you stupid uneducated german retard

how long till debate?
don't understand american time for shit

Mac and Jeezy, Roasted Corn on the Cob, Cornbread and Apple Pie. Tonight is going to ooze freedom.

6 hours 15 minutes

How many bongs til the debate?

It'll be on at either 1 or 2 oclock in the morning GMT, from what I can gather.
I'll be asleep unfortunately.

well never mind

It's not a game you know, it's serious. You people are treating it like it's E3 or something.

Just checked, it's on at 1oclock GMT/London time.

In my city (Toronto), one of the local cannabis lounges has a marijuana game for tonight's debates. They are playing it at the lounge.

Its something like of a candidate does or says a certain thing you take a rip from your bong, or some shit.

I'm not going, I'll be watching from my comfy apartment bedroom.

In about 10 bings, there will be 6 bongs until the debate.

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LARGE CHICKEN PIZZA

U SHOULD BE WORRIED FOR SHILLARY. TRUMP IS A MASTER WORDSMAN

When does the debate start at UTC?

I am not that involved in american politics you fucking cunt

>Will Hillary die
She will collapse and die on live broadcast while gigga-nigga injects her with every substance known to medicine

doesnt change the fact that you can form your own opinions and instead need to rely on others to tell them to you

youre the definition of an anti-intellectual

1 AM

Sounds like a punk song

write another verse and someone rock that out

roughly 5 hours 50 minutes from now

What European time is the debate famalam?

>tfw its the middle of the night
Where can i watch the vods?

[praising KEK intensifies]

so its either:

>TRUMP STUMPED
even dubs

>SHILLARY EXPOSED
odd dubs

>BOTH SHILLS
trips

>ASSASSINATION
quads

>ISIS
quints

boring debate
no need to watch

How many more hours until debate?

I have work tomorrow and it's like,10 o'clock right now.

I honestly think that a terrorist attack will occur during the debate. Not necessarily there, but somewhere on US soil and it will be brought up as BREAKING NEWS halfway in, and then they'll see how the candidates react.

>Trump immediately pulls out red circular dialing phone and calls in air strike
>Hillary tactically shits herself

5 hours and 45 min from now, satan.

You still in here? Prospect Park here,

Praise Kek!

britfag here roughly what time does this shit start uk time? i'll pull an all nighter to see it

If he says "Crooked Hillary" even just once tonight, I'll go to sleep like a baby.

MAGA
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:,)

b8 for sure

KEK

2.00 de la madrugada del martes, hora española

Always dependable Hilbot 2.0 going to make me some extra money tonight,

no.. it's 6 hours, 2am my time.(i hope)

O fug

Will she even SHOW UP?

PBUH

The Queen has to write a note for you.

it's sad he's not inviting gennifer, i thought he was based.. turns out he's not AS based.

R8 my db8 plz

sloppy ploppy

3/10

Anyone watching the CNN countdown coverage?

What is this website

Checked

>trump will win

You mad, USA, why your debate at 3 am?

>work at school
>4th graders tell me that Hillary is dead and they heard it that morning
>excuse myself and check my phone
>shes still alive

The republican propaganda machine has a huge range

poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurglepoo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle

Because it's airing at 9pm here...

bodog.
Most betting sites should have a political section tho

Pepe is there.
It is already over

Es a las 3

I'm leaving my history class early with my MAGA hat on to watch our god-emperor commit 1st degree homicide on this witch.

C R O O K E D
R
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Trump will bully Hillary and she'll forget what to say. Mark my words

Witnessed

Fucking California makes all these nationwide events take place late at night. Some of us are wageslaves, you know?

amen

Is Grunty confrimed by Kek as a prophet?

this pleases the lord

What IF Trump is a plant by the elites.

What if the whole point of him doing this is to give rise to the conservative patriot pro constitutional Americans... only to have them be sniffed out and then destroyed either emotionally or financially.

What if Trump is getting paid billions to do this, because after all he's a man to loves money and will stomp on others for it. That's just how business works.

nah, I don't think he will attack her or bully her. He needs to show he has a proper policy agenda and not be negative as his haters all think he's a misogynist pig. In fact, he might just pretend she's not even there, diminishing her.

Fuck Drumpf, he's tricking you all thinking he will 'Make America Great Again'. Really think an orange reality TV star could be a president? Lol. He's only doing this for the money he doesn't care about the average citizens.

At least Clinton has political history and KNOWS what she's doing. You're honestly retarded if you think Trump will be for the greater good.

inb4 >SHILL! XDD

Fuck off cuks, at least i get paid to promote the person that can actually save America.

I saw a goatse in here

He needs to hammer her on the trail of dead bodies she's left behind and make jokes. Anything less will be disappointing.

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I've got 10k that she won't finish the debate.

I'm banking on meme magic.

Where do we watch it with a mobile device ? Without or with the strict minimum of lag

praise kek

do these lyrics work if you sing them to shadilay?

vocaroos please

>$.03 has been added to your account

Praise Kek!

Saya is a very cute girl

To the tune of the 67 spiderman theme song

>eating the boycotted cookie

Hillaty is finished

>trump says something
>"I CAN'T EVEN! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I WON'T DEBATE THIS SEXIST RACIST BIGOT! LITERALLY HITLER!"

This will be her exit ticket,, when the painkillers stop working

Holy shit that sounds good.

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VOTE VOTE VOTE

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Will the debate be uploaded on youtube? Unfortunately it starts at 3am in my country, and it's too late. :

I took a holiday from work too. I had burgers for dinner. American dream happened tonight. Lets hope tomorrow I don't jump into the Thames after he calls her a cunt on stage or something and throws it all away.