Cred Forums humour thread

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The only funny iteration of this meme

A Tactical Tampon

Tampon

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what movie is that from without the memes on it

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Fake and gay

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Its a tampon. Some company that makes holsters sent that kike that got ptsd from shooting a gun one for tampons.

Empire of Dust

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Empire of Dust.

It's on jewtube for free. Good watch.

>scared of dogs after they barked at her
>loves mudslimes even though they rape and murder your people
Fucking Merkel.

This one got me good.

kek

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that's depressing tbqh

The fuck kind of number is 70,00,00,000

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pic related is how i describe life

Kek love Texans

Connect the dots.

Shopped.

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MASH ALLAH

>brown ID
>that flag

kek

>tfw playing Civilization 3 on Diety

I feel you senpai

Hillary Clinton

Keep up the empire of memes posts up if you can

Now we know that If someone tries to kill her for destroying Europe, It'll be Ramsay Bolton style.

He quoted the epitaph on Oswalt's wife's grave.

>scared of a black lab
lol what the fuck

top cringe.

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top kek laughed out in train reall good

Guys...

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damn that's brutal haha
I loved King of Queens and him as an actor, just shitty that they have to push their agenda SO hard.

Good post

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source?

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what the fuck is this and why do you people keep posting it?

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why is it in russian?

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Damn that's cold blooded

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get your lol on at Cred Forums.org

>that feel when we have an embassy that everyone loves and eats at

Op, merkel uneasy around dog.

She is muslim

youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ

Does anybody have that picture with text:

>"where do you see yourself in the next 5 years?"

Then there's some medieval crusade battle going on and and arrow pointing to a knight on top of a wall with the text "here", or something like that.

rare alex jones in exchange

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This... This better be fake

Quintessentially British

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It's a humor thread. Now I'm just depressed

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shlomo even managed to get paid to browse Cred Forums. Fucking Jews.

funny but so tl;dr

Checked.
I've seen a webm of this gook. What's the full sauce? Is he based or someshit?

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Brilliant. Keep them posted in on my mobile so can't really help

vocaroo.com/i/s0lLGApS0xdJ

ƘeƘ

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jesus christ

so this is how bongistan became so royally fucked

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>ifunny.co
Do you wipe your ass after you shit?

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Funny, I was thinking about this when people were saying NO BULLY HILLARY

Jesus...that is a wicked burn. I'm disgusted AND awestruck

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No that one is real. He went to /mlp/ and sperged out afterwards.

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According to the rest of the boards, the majority of American people, and the people from western Europe will have read this marxist hogwash.

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cuck.txt

كانت مثمرة والماعز

wtf?

I don't know what to say but that is horrible enough to be true.

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why do i always lose to the shittiest ones

>Every fucking thread

Hiroshima knows...

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Fuckin kek

youtube.com/watch?v=zo-uHtaJ1Ts

Sadly true

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>women dating the biggest piece of shit they can find, even when they have children.

not even once.

She was not scared of the dog.

She was scared of how did Putin get it.

You know, older ladies and big dogs...

what happened? Did he died?

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Fucking BASED

holy FUCK that is brutal

he held his breath and passed out

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my apologize

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Lets hope you killed the cunt

>I read that as MEMERS SAVE 40%

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Genius

God bless that man

youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M

Giving validation to the claims of niggers that whites are violent savages.

In reality, European historians recorded war with painstaking accuracy and that allowed English speaking nogs to critique our history without even knowing their own.

God damn it, lost already

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fighting for freedom and chimping out because someone with a gun got shot while resisting commands is two different things.

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relevant

Is this shit why Cred Forums hates "animeposters" now?

>Leaf

This was in reaction to that stupid demiboy propaganda poster.
Thanks for the second chance to save it.

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#BASED indeed

thats genius

i was expecting the husband was a cuck

The story is about a cunt fish who learns to not be a cunt. I swear to god this place is tumblr 2.0

It's a fucking black lab. How retarded can you get?

I'm not going to bother looking up what this is, but can somebody explain to me what anal vore is?

That was good, I lost pretty hard desu

Underrated and saved for Cred Forums keks

I know that book from the picture but what was it about again?

[spoiler]Cred Forums would still bang this[/spoiler]

I saw this today on my way to the gym today. I keked wholeheartedly.

400 meters away someone had written "Mohammad fucked pigs"

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F

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Ayyyyy!

Requesting that montage of mudslime Twitter users using the #voteremain hashtag to vote via Twitter for the European referendum.

iirc there's a screencap of a Cred Forums post explaining the trick. It cracks me up everytime

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I learned the definition of the word "vore" (or rather, I learned about the existence of the the fetish from Cred Forums.

It's basically either inserting somebody COMPLETELY in your body, or the other way around. I'm not gonna open and read this disgusting shit you replied to; it makes me sick.

How can there be people that can be turned on by this/

witch vasenkas war. not much fun to read

It's hard to be a little girl in a greentext story

F

getting sucked into someone's asshole, like a cozy glove

>4 new york plz

do Americans really write like niggers?

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kek, this has to be fake

>Seen butts
>meh
>want to click away
>suddenly feet everywhere
>fuck yes
>fap
>cum

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First the flag

then the fag

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SAVAGE
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V
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thumbs up

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Here is one for the slavs that enjoy dark stuff

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Oh my sides
But most likely its some jew making the profits lel

>flag

translation: I dumped my fiancee for black cock and the nigger left me now I have nobody

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Love this shit

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it was basically a post about some faggot explaining to his family what his fetish is. Probably a troll post since I honestly can't imagine somebody would lack the self awareness to realize inviting over your family and extended family just to show them what you jerk off to is a pretty stupid idea.

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Holy shit

Even if this is fake I'm mad as shit, if this is real I want to give this user a hug and I hope he killed the scumbag.

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Abbreviation of plaza.

not so fast, fuckeroo

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like gay sex but instead of just the dick its fucking everything

I read it and even as a child I hated it. If you're born special everyone will hate you unless you give up what you have to them. This is somehow a good thing.

I don't think they shipped females though
Weaker and prone to womb based malfunctions

Don't know if true or not, it's worded kind of like fiction, but it still gave me a phantom pain

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danke , lol Baba Yaga , fängt schon mal gut an. Bin russe :^) kenne noch die alten Cartoons.

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Holy fucking shit that was raw

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>0 Toilets

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>literally ripping of a Milo quote

Disgusting.

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Haha, take that you stupid crippled cunt!

NONONONOONO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NONONOONONONOONONO

FUCK NO

i'm ashamed of the fact that i've seen this image before

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Lmao
After years of reading bullshit about child support and alimony, this is a rare treat.

this anoan is utterly consumed by subjugation to the female gender. even after all that he still serves. whatever encoding in male DNA that causes us to do this is nefarious indeed. if women are naturally inclined with their negative behavior, men are naturally inclined to enable it. and so another generation deepens the trench.

God bless that man, fucking LOVE The Witcher series

>first the flag
>then the fag

What if its the other way around?

What if that was milo?.

what a hot universal overlord.

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I thought about doing this, but it's too cucky DESU. Being a pimp is really no different than being a prostitute or jew

>Sad!
I can't, not read everything in his voice.

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>can cyber with a qt3.14 without the guilt of knowing its a man
I can deal with this degeneracy.

ANAL VORE

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Checked

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INFIDEL SKILLED
IN ALLAHS NAME

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Why is this so perfect!

Clockwise from top middle.

Stormfag
Deus Vult
Muh Guns
Conspiracy!
Autist
Hippy
Retard
Commie!

Keked hard

here you go friend

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A ZiS-3! Someone has good taste in anti-tank artillery.

LOL

it literally is

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This is very old.
Cred Forums posted it constantly for a time and most likely it came from Cred Forums. Meaning old 2006 Cred Forums.

There are several more panels all done in pencil crayon, showing Goku fucking Vegeta and then later Vegeta giving birth in a very graphic bloody way.

Happily I consumed a lot of alcohol whule browsing it and have forgotten most of the details.

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+1, what?

Is that frustrated Fernando?

yes, he was found dead from eternal bleeding

Not funny, but justice boner too. Shame he had to go through that tho.

This is a crazy coincidence if true...

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Love this author.

and hit the back of his head on one of those pointy things, did he dead?

Russia and Iran have seen some shit

I read "When you realize its another shoah"

Guess I'm buying Witcher 3 next

No, spaghetti, that's not why. When you do a heavy deadlift it activates most of the muscles in your entire body. As a result your blood pressure skyrockets as you pull. Veins expand to accommodate the extra pressure. That's why veins bulge when you exert yourself like that. He drops the weight and becomes upright immediately. His veins do not contract immediately and there is a sudden dip in blood pressure. This, accompanied with standing immediately after the lift causes his to pass out.

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From the archives of best responses ever

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What is the point of 'coming out' as being turned on by something?

Humm
Lets see what i got

Funnyjunk doesn't have a watermark

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Does anyone reuploaded one of her videos?

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>hacker named Cred Forums
>actually typing anonymous in the name field

oh man, clueless old people

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Saved

did his game ever come out, i wanted to buy it.

dude

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Judaism and early christianity declared pigs unclean. This was mostly because people didn't know how to prepare the meat and it was dangerous to eat. Christ got rid of this, christians had bacon, and all was good.

Jews are just stupid.

But my real point is that there was a reason not to eat pigs, but there is no reason on gods green earth to not love dogs.

It would be one thing if it was wild wolves, or coyotes, but dogs? Really?

Fuck you Muhammed.

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women telling stories, trying to make it more interesting than it really is

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>I'm sure it will work out :)
scary

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I want this done with nigger twitter speak

kek

kek

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When are the debates, central european time?

Lel

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>women

wew lad

kekk

10/10 Would expell moores with any day.

>tfw she's afraid of black labs but not black """"people""""

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is this a meme? I'm seriously asking

I remember reading this but have no idea what it was about

You mean you don't talk about pornstars with your brother?

I had this experience recently when I wanted to buy some programming books.

There is actually nothing wrong with this text. Surprising amount of honesty for a woman, and I feel quite similarly about the issue, been approached by uggos before.

fake and gay

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Do you have the meth pedophiles one?

you mean Kingdom Come

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That's not the Witcher series.
It's Kingdom Come.
Witcher is still based though.
youtube.com/watch?v=M1WJj70Gz6I

I feel so bad at laughing at this

youtube.com/watch?v=Bfxl0-sgJE0

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Lao Yang is based as fuck.
Empire of Dust is vastly enjoyable

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I dont get it

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What does this have to do with The Witcher?

There are forums of weird people, the deeper you dig, more sick it gets.

Sink?

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Im gay and have given up online dating due to the sheer amount of uggos.
It's also ridiculous that ugly people will shame you for having standards but shit on other ugly people for not being up to their standards.

Ugly people are as bad as chads

Which one of you fuckers was this

No sink. Mod must be a Polish.

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I was askin if you had that image tho.

>screaming tulpa
For those who never visit /x/ a tulpa is like an enhanced imaginary friend that has been brought to life.

tl;dr SU tard makes peridot tulpa and tries to rape it.
>putting your weight in kg makes you seem thinner

REEEEEEEEE I FUCKING HATE THIS BOOK DELETE THIS REEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not the loli
anything but the loli

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>being on a different continent = not cheating
That's what my ex thought.

kek

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Why am I a Mohammed, moron? I'm saying her allegiance lies with Muslims and the dog hate is a testament to it.

Och vad fick du luft ifrån din jävla svennebög?

*except the French