TRUMP GENERAL - It Is A Wonderful Time Edition

Quick, post comfy Pence to calm everyones nerves.

Soon.

NEW THREAD ALREADY?

SHOULD BE A STICKY BECAUSE OF DEBATE

Post your debate face

First for a second round of communism manhunt

MOOOOOOT

Probably because he's technically broke. Especially with his election expenses.

Э C T E T И К A

kek is absorbing the power of our collective will. He is gearing up to focus it in one of the greatest nights of our lives. A night we will never forget, nor history.

PRAISE KEK

youtu.be/god7hAPv8f0
WE HAVE BECOME A BOOGIE WONDERLAND

Shadilay!
Victory in 9 hours 15 minutes!

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>threads are already moving super fast
>still 9 hours until the debate
THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THE TRUMP TRAIN

What're ya'll worried about? Sheriff Trump has got this.

>NEW THREAD ALREADY?

the last thread went fast because 50 people asked what time the debate was

HIVE MIND

The debate will have a sticky. But a good portion of the /tg/ regulars will stay here, because in the end, Trump general is the most comfy and the original.

>tfw birthday is same as trump's (not year obv)
>had a dream where mike pence helped me move
>shook his hand and said donald trump will be president and you will be a great vice president
>he thanked me with feels face

astrologically feelin good bros

IT'S MAGA MAGIC

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HIROSHIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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oH SHIT, i CAN FEEL THE THREAD SPEEED PICKINNG UUP AHHHHHHHHHH

Fuck! Which thread is real?

Also, Trump is going to jail.

youtube.com/watch?v=MqThICO9NM4

COMFY

Threads are starting to pick up speed. CtR will catch attention.

They will fear us.

>that Pence

How can one man be so comfy?

>tfw shills will get their doors kicked in soon

for a nigger, why is lemon such a faggot.

What the fuck went wrong

Shadilay brothers. Kek has spent many months preparing us for this moment.

:D

Unofficial High Energy Thread Theme

youtu.be/7JMqpbuWoys

thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/09/26/violent-crime-is-up-but-donald-trump-is-still-wrong.html

>Trump is right but he's still wrong

Insane

>squid girl
>dressed as a cat girl
>dressed as a trump girl

CHECKED

youtu.be/VuAZTWGfQTs
NO STOPIN US NOW

Little Benji is upset lads

we need a sticky for the debates

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MOST DAD PRESIDENTIAL TICKET IN HISTORY

AHHH

He's an android, of course

Reminder that we have THE BEST Awoos. They're the absolute BEST!

Every single one of you will get a loving awoo girlfriend after Trump wins.

For all the people responding, this was a glitch. They didn't post the same image.

Just look at him. He knows he's going to schlong Shillary tonight. He has the look of a man who's going into an exam knowing he's going to ace it without trying. The kind of unbridled confidence we need right now in politics. A true leader, and the first one witnessed by this generation.

Hopefully he mentions Fast & Furious too when guns/mexico come up

put me in the screencap

>this doublethink

any good polls lads? fill me in pls

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What else did the media say that "Even though Trump is right about (event), he's still wrong."

Mother fucker, I'm working on OverTrump 2 right now. I don't have time to MS Paint shit.

I want to lick Huma's mudchute

hmmmm

Remember to vote for Jeb on the Drudge poll tonight

Pence a cute. A CUTE!

Plan confirmed. Going to bed at 7 and getting up at 2am to watch this before a lecture at 9am.

I'm not missing this for the world. Tonight will be history.

These threads are going way too fast

Post some rare trumps, my collection is lacking

oh boy

Chicago signing on for the debates.
'go 'za incoming.

Why did metokur have to choose hitbox to stream? it doesn't load

Are we really in a world that being corrupt and a rapist is on the same level of being a dummy and sexist?

Why do you provide no evidence at all to suggest a guy who owns 30+ buildings isn't rich as fuck?

Yeah, so all the shills go there as we stay comfy at the General.

That nigga is so fucking wojak.

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DEBATE STARTS AT GMT 2:00am. Debate countdown clock: countingdownto.com/countdown/countdown-to-the-debates-countdown-clock

In America it'll be on NBC, CBS, ABC, Fox, WCNY, CSPAN, CSPAN 2, CNBC, Fox, MSNBC, Fox Business, Bloomberg, BBC World; as well as streamed on all their internet platforms which are globally permitted. Find an unlicensed stream of any of these channels if you're blocked.

The debate will be broadcast online by youtube (numerous channels, check the frontpage of youtube closer to the event), twitter, infowars, facebook, buzzfeed, C-SPAN, ABC, CNN, Fox, Hulu, Huffington Post, NBC, Sling, PBS, Politico, Telemundo, the Wall Street Journal, Univision and Yahoo.

It'll be broadcast on television by BBC News (in HD), BBC News World, Sky News (Australia, Italia and UK), ABC (Australia), France 24 (English, French and Arabic (lmao)), Al Jazeera, Euronews, CTV (Leaf), ARD (Germany). Check local listings.

DON'T ASK FOR A STREAM, IT'LL BE EVERYWHERE

We're getting a 1,000 post rolling sticky that deletes the oldest posts so it doesn't overheat browsers.

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THE MATRIX UPDATED

REEEEEEEEEEE

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIIT

He is

youtube.com/watch?v=1yBd5RY7GRo
TWEETER RECORDED user DRIVING THROUGH THE PROTESTORS

This winter Trump is pretty rare.

AMERICANS SAY WE DON'T CARE ABOUT AMERICA!

WELL, STATISTICS SHOW THAT ALMOST 50% OF ALL TRUMP GENS ARE MADE BY EUROPEANS.

NOW WHAT?

NOW WHO CARES?

WE CARE MORE THAN ANYONE BECAUSE AMERICA'S FATE IS EUROPE'S FATE. YOU ARE A EUROPEAN-ORIGINATED NATION!

I can only hope

Both Trump and Pence are manifested vessels of Kek.

i want the one with flat chest though

>ID
>CGP grey

>tfw I live in NY

>tfw my vote basically means jack shit

Fuck living in a deep blue state

GET FUCKING HYPE

youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

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According to a Washington Post article I just read, bullying an obnoxious black celebrity on twitter is morally the same as murdering an interracial couple or shooting up a church, so I don't know what people's standards are anymore.

The moderator is going to ask to explain the nuclear triad and Trump is going to overheat and yell at him for being biased

i prefer scat hatch desu

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The US likes to outsource. Won't happen when Trump is president

How are you MAGA Fucker getting ready for the debates?
My roommate and I are getting pizzas and plenty of Coke to binge on.

hello /tg/

Can anyone post the time of the debate in GMT +2?

much love

The homestate always votes for their candidate. MAGA!

>tfw regularly forget Pence exists
I guess it's sort of good he doesn't steal Trump's spotlight. Looking forward to the VP debate though. Pence is the clear winner there.

>debate in 9 hours which means its at 3am for me
but why

guess i'll be awake for the aftermath instead

It's okay user. She will be perfect just for (You).

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>Two black dudes at a pork festival in Iowa
That makes so much since it hurts

Please call me. I dont want ot miss it

>Not posting the original

Since day one of his campaign a silver-spooned draft dodger white man spent every minute trash-talking the American people, trash-talking America's military, trash-talking America's generals, trash-talking America's POW's, trash-talking America's families of fallen war heroes, trash-talking America's allies and viewed by millions of white people as this patriotic man who wants to make America great and got this close to the presidency. Black athletes like Colin Kaepernick who speak out about police violence and want to make America great for all are told to leave the country by the same white people. Nowadays, a lot of people are hiding their racism behind patriotism! They need to be called on their hypocrisy, racism and bull&hit. It is time for white people who believe in equality for all, believe we can make America work for all and believe America's criminal justice system is badly in need of reform to stand up and speak loud and clear. Not standing against racism and bigotry is standing for racism and bigotry. Period!

Why do leftists hate Putin so much? He's a bro.

We're witnessing their death throes now. It's beautiful

Do you think this election will be closer than 2000?

9 EDT dumbass you do the math

he's the one providing no evidence.

He owned several buildings at one point and was worth -250 million.

The burden of proof is on him to show he is rich.

He is the wojakiest.

Look at the smile Tiffy gave here, that hug must have relieved her of all the feels she had inside (by not being the best daughter, among other things)

God bless you swede bro

youtu.be/tPBDMihPRJA
i'M GONNA STOMP SOME LIBTARD SCUM INTO THE DIRT

NY is retarded though and thinks Clinton was born in NY even though she's from Illinois.

Is it to late to awooo~?

Please tell me that the music wasn't edited in

this is my rarest trump

I've only seen it posted one other time

i feel its finally time to let others include it in their collection

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It's gonna be a Trump landslide

My mother believes Hillary is already dead. What we're seeing is either a clone or a hologram, supposedly.

He's got a short temper, doesn't he?

It's 3AM in that timezone. Tough luck.

wew lad

It's never too late to awoo!

Any /trumpgen/ers in the Shreveport area need a debate watching buddy? I'll probably spill some sphagetti on you, but I'll forgive yours if you forgive mine

DEPLORABLE!

What's your denwa number?

chegged :DD

DRUMPFNIGGERS EXPOSED

DRUMPFNIGGERS ARE THE REAL SHILLS

>COUGHING FIT PANTS OF SHIT
>CAN'T STAND UP SHE HAS TO SIT
>EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
>SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
>PEE PEE PEE POO POO POO
>SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
>BY PEPE, KEK AND DONALD TRUMP
>LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP

>Post Trump Music

youtube.com/watch?v=I5sGBSGInUg

pence was a great choice of vp, forgettable enough when compared to trump, but well spoken enough and his bantz and smugness are good enough to run that little queer kaine into the ground

also pence is comfy. i was once a flynnfag but hes kind of boring

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going to the gym
wish me luck lads

Might wanna blur out the license plate.

>have jewtube playing on my TV for some background noise
>constant Shillary adds
>literally all of them are just "Trump is bad so vote Hillary"

If that's all they've got then this election is already over.

Thank you user. I have the energy to start the day now

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CAN YOU FEEEEEEEEEEL LIFE
MOVIN THROUGH YOUR MIND?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOOKS LIKE YOU CAME BACK FOR MORE!

COUGHING FIT PANTS OF SHIT

CAN'T STAND UP SHE HAS TO SIT

EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE

SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH

PEE PEE PEE POO POO POO

SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO

BY PEPE, BY KEK, AND DONALD TRUMP

LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP

Look at how the rats come out of the wood work when it's their final hour.

Look how they scrounge and scour for the smallest bit of scraps they can find.

Backed into a corner, the rat has no choice but to fight tooth and nail.

What the rat doesn't understand is that this isn't a regular domestic house cat chasing them.

It's a lion.

is that a hitler youth flag

Awoo!

pay debnts

Guys, when debates starts?

Who /readyfortonight/ here?

Thank you user

Occulus Rift pretty good tell you what.

They are getting stronger.

ANYTHING liberals hate is a clear indicator that it's a good thing

youtube.com/watch?v=rSV2oBUOWgo

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youtu.be/QYHxGBH6o4M
ONE FOR HILLDAWG

9 bongs

DEBATE COUTDOWN CLOCK

timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20160926T21&p0=179&msg=First Presidential Debate&font=cursive

>DEBATE COUTDOWN CLOCK

timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20160926T21&p0=179&msg=First Presidential Debate&font=cursive

DEBATE COUTDOWN CLOCK

timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20160926T21&p0=179&msg=First Presidential Debate&font=cursive

>DEBATE COUTDOWN CLOCK

timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20160926T21&p0=179&msg=First Presidential Debate&font=cursive

> not trusting Trump's choices from the start
> ISHYGDDT

9 hours

4 yтpa мcк

countingdownto.com/countdown/countdown-to-the-debates-countdown-clock
do the math yourself

WE'RE OVER 55% LADS

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HOLY SHIT

THIS WAS AT 54 THIS MORNING

ALL HE DOES IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT

> too late to awoo

you 'avving a laff there m8?

It's never too late to awoo.

Nice, a new addition to the collection.

>every time a leftist posts an asinine taunting message, another leftist gets their wings(after being dragged for 3 miles chained to the back of a truck)

ATTENTION FAGGOTS: PUT THIS IN THE OP FOR FUCK'S SAKE TO STOP THESE IDIOT YUROS FROM CONSTANTLY ASKING WHEN THE DEBATE IS

timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20160926T21&p0=179&msg=First Presidential Debate&font=cursive
timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20160926T21&p0=179&msg=First Presidential Debate&font=cursive
timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20160926T21&p0=179&msg=First Presidential Debate&font=cursive
timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20160926T21&p0=179&msg=First Presidential Debate&font=cursive

I propose the op having an hour countdown so that people stop asking how long until the debate.

so based

4 AM

t same time

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Didn't he sell it to Facebook for $2B in cash and Facebook stock?

whenever forever

i thought that was some kind of cello in the thumbnail
>typical classy refined trump
>lover of based classical music
>etc

then i click on it
>it's a lobster

Is that who I think it is in the back?

You just know we're going to see "Donald Trump won last night's debate and proved why he CAN'T win the election" headlines tomorrow morning

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Pretty cool glitch.
Praise kek.

Thank you, guys, you are the best!

Should have gone with this, desu.

AWOOs will be so high tonight that the whole world will here them.

personally i prefer the argentina is white meme but most argentinians get triggered the hardest with the malvinas one.

THERES A FACE SEARCHING FAR SO FAR WIDE
THERES A PLACE WHERE YOU DREAMED YOU'D NEVER FIND
HOLD ON TO WHAT IF
HOLD ON TO WHAT IF!

nice clock, Ahmed

Does some of you anons have a link or an advice where i can find the election program of Trump and Clinton. Wouldhelp a lot to understand the debates
thanks in advance, have a mummy

>nate shiller

Get ready for it to be 9% after tonight's debate.

Screencap this.

One tiny little innocent. ........?

Based Trump appealing to emotion and insulting his opponents instead of using logical arguments. Based!

MAGA MAGA MAGA

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do you think the debates will be streamed on twitch? the chat would make it 100% better

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Did you ever think you'd see the word Shitposter in a fucking "news" headline?

>not having adblock

MAGA MAGA MAGA!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo

WOLF GIRL, I'VE GOT A CONFESSION
youtu.be/QYHxGBH6o4M

Trump will win

I think they are going to be streamed on twitter

hi where are memes?

I FEEL YA MON

Who was the Cred Forums candidate before Trump announced that he was running for president in june 2015?

ARE AWOOS READY FOR BATTLE?

Debate hype as fuck.

Who else just fucking jamming and grinning right now? I feel the landslide coming, boys. This is ours. This is FUCKING OURS.

Cred Forums HAS FUCKING WON AT LAST

right here faggot

AND WE'RE GONNA KEEP WINNING

But seriously, don't put too much stock into these numbers until after the debate

Can I get an user to post the debate bingo card that was made last night?

Thanks in advance famalams

If you're a person of faith, pray for Trump to be steady, to not be baited and to come out on top. The country is at stake. Nothing less.

kek wills it

donaldjtrump.com/positions

As for Hillary, just ask yourself "What would Merkel do" and you have her program

DAMN, WRONG SONG. HERE YA GO
youtu.be/rjlSiASsUIs

Any /o/ fags here? What is this?

Self Check

Rand Paul and Cruz

Why can't the outright nazi tyes ever fuck off or at least hide their fucking powerlevels?

ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT. GOT MONEY ON MY MIND I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH

ALWAYS READY FOR BATTLE!

Paul

NINE

MORE

HOURS

COOLVIBRATIONS FOR TRUMP

youtube.com/watch?v=JQlZsxF9GMA

I'm Trump.

Thank you, Cred Forums!

We're going to win, BIG!

Let's make America great again!

Reminder that this is BEFORE THE DEBATES
HE'S GOING TO BE EVEN HIGHER

Hehe

low tire pressure

looks like a speed cluster. commonly found in a car.

REMEMBER THE LAST TIME HILLARY SAW TRUMP IN PERSON WAS AT THE 9/11 MEMORIAL JUST MINUTES BEFORE SHE PASSED OUT

VIDEO OF HER LOOKING AT TRUMP WHILE HE STANDS WITH CHRIS CHRISTIE AND THE REST OF HIS CREW

youtube.com/watch?v=v3YbmkqhSww
>youtube.com/watch?v=v3YbmkqhSww

YOUR TIRES ARE FLAT

While I doubt it was by much, Rand probably had the most support

>Implying the result of the debate won't be inconclusive
>Implying the media won't declare Shillary the winner anyway
>Implying people will believe it
meh

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How long will the debate be

You're gonna die. Sorry, user.

Looking forward to reading the frontpage of VG on November 8th

New awoo on a new day

Hail Victory

Hail Trump

One Nation. One God. One People.

You don't deserve a reply but it's your tire pressure

Is there a master list of every single attempted Stumping? That would be a great read on the 9th.

You drumpftards are pathetic. I go to a large university with students from all over the country, and not a single person I know is supporting Trump. You are delusional if you think Hillary won't win in a landslide.

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Maybe you should get to hanging yourself.

He was molested as a child really bad I think

nu-male millennial detected

Check your blinker fluid.

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Alunyas here, ready to kick your porky dog asses.

I LITERALLY CANT STOP DANCING TO DISCO. MY HIPS ARE DISENTIGRATING! HELP ME! youtu.be/U-GcL1Cd5b4

allan lichtman says otherwise

Donald Trump and his supporters are racist clowns who hate America. They defecate all over the constitution every time they open their mouths.

Trump needs to rely on these big brain-washing rallies to garner up support. These bigots cannot fathom that a black man has been so successful. Obama has thrived in office.

RECORD unemployment numbers, legalized gay marriage, 5% growth, best year for jobs since 1999, consumer confidence up, deficit down 60% in 2014, gas prices low, health insurance cheaper than ever ($85/month), car insurance cheaper than ever ($25/month from Insurance Panda), the 1% starting to be taxed more… all while white republicans bleated about Benghazi and took pointless votes to repeal the ACA.

It turns out that Obama is indeed “the adult in the room,” and yes, the Chess Master. Trump, on the other hand, is a man who represents everything that's wrong with this country. Yet, people will vote for him. The very same individuals who stand to lose the most. Wake up. He only cares about himself.

Our memes will blot out the sun.

We are the Jew, now.

They are powerless and in a panic.

youtube.com/watch?v=jgda5GGExNs

Too obvious. Nice trips though.

Remove taco

HEY GUYS

So I just an email from the Trump Camp, and they gave me a link to a debate survey to take

If you haven't gotten the link, here it is:

action.trump2016.com/debate-prep-survey/

where dis from?
nate jenkem?

So is this legit or is Nate Bronze just fucking with us so he can drop it after the debate?

Thanks Hans

>mfw I have to work until 12AM

They have fucking horrendous coverage as always. Really looking forward to all the reactions.

>i go to a marxist indoctrination center
>wonders why people don't support trump there

Just when I thought I couldn't hate her anymore.

reminder that the vice presidential debate is tomorrow as well

Replying to possible Trump post

The constitution was written by white christian men to found a nation which serves an protects the freedom of white christian land owning men.

literally who tier

Is anybody else nervous?

Thanks Hans

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TRUMP WILL WIN THE DEBATE
PRAISE KEK

S
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How do you think Hillary will feel the moment she walks out onto the stage and sees Donald Trump across from her standing here, when she suddenly realizes this is not a mock debate... this is the real thing. That is DONALD FUCKING TRUMP standing across from her and she has to take him on infront of hundreds of millions.

HOLY FUCK

STROKE / SEIZURE INCOMING

Which polls are causing this freak out?

>not watching the Official Presidential Stream

youtube.com/watch?v=vJ4CSmOqS5c

I am warning you guys, do not activate this dark magic. It is guaranteed to come with a heavy price. Who knows what could happen! Is that what you want?

Nice digits. Cirno wills it!

>Constitution
Ahem.

STANDING
ON THE EDGE

Look at the now-cast
Nate Pyrite has admitted defeat. It's all fucking over

Same here

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I need more comfy Pence pics.

>BERNIE TIER DELUSIONS

S-She'll win g-guys!

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> clinton minion

WHAT THE FUCK

meme magic will lead the way. No need to be nervous

CNN, Bloomberg, and Quinnipac

Wrong
It's Tuesday Oct 4th

Nobody knows with that faggot anymore.

More like fucking bored. Wish this thing would start already.

youtube.com/channel/UCoWIVzxp6oLjsGMGuzzmxig

Your muffler bearing is going out.
RIP

Noice!

we have the best dubs, don't we folks?

Praise him

youtu.be/umAurdHLNzU

Tire pressure monitor.

>phonebank
>donate
>it's going to be fine

Its bernie sandals all over again

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

Time to switch back into maximum comfy.

The last time Trump was this high in the nowcast was the fourh day of the RNC convention.

Oh damn

I'M NUCLEAR

I'M WILD

>Republican for Hillary

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>88

Top digits my Germanic friend.

ONE MORE PUSH

WHAT THE FUCK

what country is that faggot colored flag?

538. Liberals have really liked Nate Polyurethane since Romney.

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Kek has arrived.

NEW BREAD

NEW BREAD

NEW BREAD

NEW BREAD

WILL TRUMP MENTION JEB! TONIGHT?

oh right it is i just saw tuesday and thought it was the next day

Bampin'

Infowars licensed the stream and I will be watching it there

LOOK AT THE NOW CAST
WE MADE IT

Dude that means he's out of headlight fluid.

AAAAAAHHHH

The trend tells you all you need to know

Is anyone going to be at the debate tonight? If so can you yell out "praise kek!" After trump speaks? I'll fucking pay you

>Those dubs
>That flag

>mfw have to start new job today....FUCKING joos man.

Jesus fuck.

praise kek though.

Nah, just the (((city))). Many NY-staters thought she shouldn't have been allowed to run for senate.

Oh yeah cuz that will really help our guy baka

It means your tire pressure is low in one or all of your tires now never post again faggot

deviantart trash tier mascots

he means
>neocohen for hikllary

I think you're mistaking Hillary for Trump here.

Stay salty.

D-don't make me cry, Sweden.

You were supposed to lead us to the future...

It's an easy mistake to make these days. Their programs are practically identical.

NEW BREAD

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sure thing pal :^) :^) ;^)

He doesn't win the electoral college in the now cast

God fucking damn it I only watched 2 seconds but my eyes are watering uncontrollably now.

>Shill trips post
>Bad math
Checks out!

Yes he does, Nate Bronze doesn't want to admit that Trump won Colorado yet. But it'll flip, probably today.

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how do i get paid?!
fuck it fire with fire meine freund