Hillary will waste the first 40 seconds thanking this group and that organisation, yada yada yada. Whether Trump goes first or second, as long as he dispenses with all that fluffing and says this straight away, it will win him the election.
>First of all, I want to say that Hillary Clinton shouldn't even be on this stage tonight. She shouldn't even be on the stage. Everybody knows, that Bernie Sanders, should be the Democratic nominee. It was rigged, ok? The whole Democratic primary was rigged. It was rigged, it was rigged. Everybody knows that, ok? Bernie Sanders should be the nominee, everybody knows that it should be Donald Trump versus Bernie Sanders on this debate stage here tonight. Everybody know that this election should be Donald J. Trump versus Bernie Sanders, and frankly, I think it's sad, I think it's very sad, that here tonight, half the country is being represented by the person they chose...but the other half of the country is not being represented by the person they wanted. They are not being represented by the person they wanted, and I think that's very sad, so, I just want to say, first of all, Hillary Clinton shouldn't even be on this stage tonight...
If Trump opens with this, No question or answer is going to matter more than that line. Don Jr, Eric, Ivanka, Roger, if anyone who has his ear is reading this, please show this to the man himself. You're welcome.
Not bad OP but that would take a huge pair of nuts to say in front of 100 million people.
Thomas Parker
god they are really shitting themselves over trump love it
Jaxon Sullivan
...
Bentley Gray
Trump should come on stage wearing a Pepe suit.
Charles Clark
That'd be pretty cool, but I don't see that happening.
Hudson Brooks
I am asking all Magicians of Kek to spend an hour before the debate begins clearing your mind, focusing your intent, and meditating. Do your meditation method of choice, i.e. quiet reflection, sigil magik, visualization, sex magik, energy work, or even just reading the dankest memes you have.
All of us need to focus our willpower on making something happen. Maybe as simple as a little trip up and cough attack. Maybe something as large as a full on seizure on live TV. Whatever it may be, our focus, intent, and energy must all be present tonight.
Kek will deliver
Nolan Robinson
We do?
Jonathan James
No
Jonathan Kelly
Get this to trump
Hunter Edwards
Allow it to be so!
Carson Cox
Trump doesn't repeat himself that much
Charles Garcia
This is extremely stupid.
He needs to list all the times that she is known, confirmed to have lied to the American people. There are dozens of examples. Then simply point out that nothing she says for the next 90 minutes can be trusted.
Then every single topic that comes up, point out exactly how and when she lied about it in the past.
Total destruction.
Elijah Edwards
I don't see this happening but any mention of the rigged primary and the Bernie Sanders name drop would be golden. He HAS to bring it up.
Alexander Ward
This.
Brody Hill
yeah that would be pretty brutal
Zachary Flores
The dubs have spoken.
Praise kek, hillary coughs up green liquid that drips down her chin.
Henry Hall
Why do fucking morons like to do this "This is how Trump talks" thing?
Liam Davis
He should just jump straight to her record as warmonger and corrupt puppet politician. Maybe name drop George Soros or something, but fuck Bernie. Don Jr. make it happen!
Xavier Peterson
Because it's hilarious
Henry Hill
the two party system is going to fail
T. Satan
Adam Richardson
it's a good thing, it means people enjoy imitating his mannerisms. He has a fun personality, unlike Clinton
Eli Torres
Praise Kek, forever.
Charles King
Kek has spoken
Adrian Scott
calm your tits. trump will lose.
Christopher White
When you talk like him, you ARE him. At that point, you love Trump, because everyone loves himself.
I self identify with Trump quite a bit.
Christopher Rodriguez
>He should just jump straight to her record as warmonger and corrupt puppet politician.
Libya would be just the tip of the iceberg and would bring a lot of things to light that people don't know.
Zachary Fisher
Donald's got bigger balls than any of us will ever have
Eli Reyes
I loved Bush jr manerisums. He had an ood way of saying thigns. Wouldnt have voted for him though.
Nicholas Allen
That would be over the top. A Pepe tie however...
Sebastian Reyes
CHILLS DOWN MY SPINE IT IS ALMOST TIME COMETH THE HOUR COMETH THE MAN THE DEVINE EMPEROR WITH A HELL OF A PLAN
BUILD THE WALL, SEND THEM BACK GET THE STATES BACK ON TRACK THE HOLY TRUMP CAN DO NO WRONG TODAY I WISH I WASN'T A BONG
I'll be memeing hard and fast for you daddy, you are my only hope in this dark shitty world
Cooper Cox
Normies don't know about Lybia? I thought that was all over the news a few years ago. Or do they just not know clintons involvement with it?
Nathaniel Ramirez
KEK WILL MAKE THIS HAPPEN. KEK WILLS IT>
Angel Phillips
true pottery
Joseph King
KEK WILLS IT
Zachary Taylor
Why does he say the same sentence twice every time?
Jacob Smith
The latter.
Ayden Baker
>COUGHING FIT PANTS OF SHIT >CAN'T STAND UP SHE HAS TO SIT >EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE >SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH >PEE PEE PEE POO POO POO >SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO >BY PEPE, KEK AND DONALD TRUMP >LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP
Sebastian Roberts
since usa is the hollywood for the world...something historical will happen tonight..she will get destroyed OR for whatever reason kick his ass so bad that he can't recover...i don't know what i should believe with all this corrupt and fake shit..we will see tonight how real trump is and I'm fucking hyped
Owen Phillips
Didn't Shillary won like 13M votes against 11M? The DNC did rig the primaries against Sanders but Sanders lost because Niggers are too fucking stupid to see between a retard with bad ideas but sincere and a pathological liar in bed with every corporation on the planet.
Ian Edwards
AFter Trump says (OP) THEN he NEEDS to talk JOBS.
He'll win over all the independents and the huge bellcurve bulge of middle american moderates if he talks JOBS.
1+2=landslide
Alexander Campbell
somebody send this to the god emperor!
Charles Baker
Hhhnnnnnnnggg
Logan Ortiz
I would venture to say they know about Benghazi but only as it relates to her e-mail scandal and 4 dead 'Americans'. The killing of Ghaddafi and the ensuing refugee crisis into Southern and Northern Europe isn't connected like it should be. Libya had one of the highest standards of living in Africa and he (Ghaddafi) wanted to run the gold standard as well. Just another obstacle in globalist's plans and Hillary was more than happy to be involved.
Jaxson Thompson
have you ever read the Bible you absolute fucking dumbass Lost boy fallen Idiot .
U ARE FUCKING WEAK
Cooper Ramirez
P KEK R A I S E
Elijah Rodriguez
i sexually identify as a trump
i am, in all forms but physical, trumpkin
Lincoln Barnes
Praise kek, I plan to do just this.
I do think OP is a fag and onto something here, though. If he sways just a few % of Bernie's supporters, he wins. This will be a rare opportunity to have them hear him - since MSM only reports on the dumb things he says sometimes and not all the really good shit. It is a good gentle way to de-legitimize her. He needs to attack, but not come across as a bully. He's gonna do it, it is keks will.
Luke Moore
Nice try. Bible is a model for short and concise narration and lack of redundancy, if anything.
Camden Ross
wizards report in and do this.
i love how much magick has influenced this election. we're seeing a revival in the arts. :^)
Ian Perry
Yeah, I agree, this is the best oppening. Put everyone in her camp, including the moderators, on the defensive. Let Lester Holt frantically try to "fact check" Bernie Sanders not being the nominee.
Juan Myers
true. i hope trump comes out with the big guns tonight. i dont know why he holds back so much, they bring the kitchen sink against him and he doesnt tend to bring it back, just threats and alludes to it. still more than any other republicuck would have done, but he needs to bring it all the way.
Robert Brooks
This...needs to happen!
Gavin Nguyen
The real kill shot would be quoting The Snek .
Ryan Nelson
The debates start at 4AM here, but I'll be watching and praying to Kek for a happening
Jace Flores
if he does that people will vote Bernie, we want clinton because Trump will win against Clinton, the braindead bernouts are voting trumps.
Alexander Ortiz
ne seri daj
Thomas Jones
aaaaand i waste my first quads
Benjamin Perez
Its his power. Its chanting but in free flowing prose, where he is saying something but says it twice to hypnotically put the message into your mind.
You might think I am bullshitting but look at every religion they do this too, in Catholicism its when the Priest talks and then the congregation repeats what he says, chanting is powerful.
William Smith
honestly didnt even think about cuck bernie. but the crowd is mostly college millenials, and reminding them hillary stole the nomination is a great strategy
Dylan Kelly
...
Kayden Rivera
where them tax returns at big fella
Jose Stewart
wtf are you talking about, Bernie's out of the race. The only way people can vote for him is by writing him in, and even fewer people are gonna do that than vote for Jill Stein. The majority of former Bernie supporters now support Clinton, if Trump shows some sympathy to bernouts, there's a good chance they'll switch from Clinton to third party or even switch to Trump
Evan Ramirez
Well that would be based as fug
Hunter Mitchell
noice
Jason Parker
God I love baby Yebin.
Brayden Gray
Tacky as fuck. Pepe cufflinks would be the way to go.
Ayden Reyes
Meme magic will manifest on the debate stage tonight brother
Easton Edwards
WHERE CAN I WATCH STREAM?
Lucas Harris
Jr. and Barron do.
Oliver Anderson
No it just sounds petulant and afraid.
What he should actually do is welcome her as an old friend who he is very close to, talk about all the happy hours he has spent with the Clintons, about them doing all the thing rich people in New York do and watch her squirm.
Everyone is expecting a pro-wrestling face vs. heel event, including Hillary. He should confound that.
Its counterintuitive I'll grant you.
Kevin Brown
they were on hill's email servers
Gabriel Nelson
Trump needs to open up with a sincere apology to Gold Star Families. And then, just as it seems like he's going soft, he should say "Now I would like Hillary Clinton to apologize to the Benghazi families."
Brandon Clark
Point being everyone knows Trump is a rich Noo Yoik Gordon Gekko/Patrick Bateman 80s kind of guy. His base finds this, if anything, reassuringly harking back as it does to Reagan.
The whole basis of "crooked Hillary" is that she is too but her base would hate her for it if they knew.
If she says anything arsey, he just needs to smile, laugh and say "That isn't what you said when about when we were both on Steve's boat for canapes that time".
Smile, be friendly, grind her into the dirt.
She can't do anything but sound like a lying hectoring shrew back to him.
Brody Lopez
All about subtlety. The tie idea is good. Obama, Romney, McCain, Bush, Kerry, Gore, etc going all the way back to who knows when wear either red or blue, and sometimes switch. Trump needs to completely break with that model to signal he is NOT business as usual.
>1st debate: Green tie. Praise Kek. >2nd debate: Green and gold/yellow stripes. Doesn't matter if it's ugly, it will subconsciously appeal to those thinking of voting for Green Stein and Libertarian Johnson. >3rd debate: Red, white and blue. American flag design.
Alexander Diaz
Praise Kek!
Ian Martinez
Bad idea to offer someone the opportunity to make a non-apology. You don't win debates by what you say, knock-down arguments or not, you win them by reframing what the other person says. You can't win, they have to lose.
I keep forgetting you only have debates every four years and not twice a week.
The Tories, for example, didn't beat Gordon Brown by making better arguments about the economy, they made it so that every time Gordon opened his mouth about the economy, you cringed (even if he made sense and objectively more sensible arguments). Far more powerful.
Samuel King
>implying trump wants to win
Camden Howard
In how many hours starts the debate? And where can I find a live stream? I'm still at work
Nathaniel Cox
>witnessed
Sadly I too feel this will be the case.
Jackson Sanchez
>You can't win, they have to lose. Right, this is exactly why he needs to demonstrate that he knows he's said some dumb shit, but she's done way worse.
Jacob King
Doubles of truth
Landon Watson
I'm flying the flag in the liberal-rich green pastures of my University doctoral suite.
#MAGA, lads.
Thomas Harris
4am krautbro. Stream on here.
Jack Reed
Fear not. All is going according to KEKaku.
Grayson Parker
3 in the morning tomorrow for you krauts. It's probably streamed on youtube by many different channels
Oliver Ortiz
I'm more exstatic about this election than when I was a pentacostal
Jonathan Cox
RETURN TO JESUS LORD
Gabriel Moore
Checked
Jace Clark
Checkem
Jack Collins
kek wills it!
Ryder Allen
10/10 Finland Audibly kek'd
Oliver Bailey
DON JR. WE KNOW YOU BROWSE THIS BOARD FUCKING TELL YOUR FATHER TO SAY THIS
Austin Russell
HEAR ME KEK, O LORD SUPREME GRANT ME NOW SICK DUBS OF THREE CURSE THE WENCH WITH FAILING LEGS THIS, LORD KEK, YOUR SERVANT BEGS
Parker Watson
bumparoonie
Robert Peterson
kek, fuck m8 you got the donald down to a t
Caleb Martinez
Bump
John Harris
I am not into Germanistan porn so I'm not watching. Thank you for warning me from this shit, bro.
Have a piece of Europe, Kek.
Parker Jackson
SO BE IT
Robert Cook
I can only hope this happens.
Easton Jones
insta kill
Andrew Williams
Fyi, shes ready for all those "scandal" questions. Emails, Benghazi, the DNC, Monica, etc.
Nobody knows more about those issues than Hillary herself. Bringing up said issues would just be a waste of time for Trump and he would look stupid when he can't respond back.
Highly unlikely the Trump camp will go that route. If so, they are stupider than thought to be.
Bentley Anderson
I like this. Trump's Cred Forums adviser please seriously consider this.
Nicholas Ortiz
How tonights events will transpire:
>typical opening statements >Trump thanks crowd, thanks American people >Hillary thanks crowd, thanks American people >Quesitons begin >Hillary coughs >Hillary coughs again >Hillary continues coughing >Hillary throws up >Trump stares in faux disbelief >Hillary is rushed off stage by secret service >Emergency commercial break >Trump wins presidency in largest landslide in modern times
Carter Powell
So it will be.
Ian Kelly
WITNESS THE EGREGORE OF A THOUSAND NEETS
Blake Harris
...
Charles Ross
...
Hunter Brooks
Anti Trump media is getting pretty ridiculous. www facebook com/kappit/videos/499668076870257
Jaxson Rodriguez
I'm praying to Kek. May he be with our Lord and Saviour in our hour of need and may Hillary do big poo poo live on stage. Meme magic is real, we're nearly there guys. If Trump stumps the wicked witch we've basically won.
Alexander Long
But Hillary swore under oath that she can't recall anything about her alleged scandals :^)
Nicholas Russell
Fuck off, Berniefag.
Everybody knows Trump is batman.
Dylan Evans
I would actually like to see that happen.
Alexander Wood
...
Mason Sanchez
For itis not dead wich may eternally lie, and with strange eons, even I got dubs.
Shadilay
Connor Diaz
I agree with this
Christian Mitchell
Hillary will get halfway through the debate without issue but near the end she will suffer a very violent and apparent seizure in the middle of answering a question. It will start with a very long and awkward coughing fit which they will need to cut camera on. The telecast will resume but the debate will be over as she needed to be rushed to a nearby hospital. This will cost her the election.
KEK wills it (pbuh)
Parker Barnes
That is good shit, OP Bong. I can picture him saying that with ease.
Brandon Ortiz
So let it happnen.
> yfw hillary can not remember anyhting.
Owen Garcia
[CHYNA]
Easton Rogers
That was the most autistic thing I have ever read on this board. Never fucking post here again.
Bentley Martin
Because it's accurate
Andrew Sanchez
Thy will be done, Kek Praise be upon him
Alexander Long
well that's not very nice
Jayden Nelson
kek will bless this message.
Anthony Jones
The sentiment is right.
Channeling her right to even be there is a powerful persuasion technique. Everything she says will have to be reckoned with both Trump, and Bernie. Immediately its 2 against 1 and the 2nd guy cant even be questioned because Hillary silenced him with corruption and crook dealing.
Josiah Jones
...
Levi Lewis
wtf I love religion now
Chase Bell
>kek wills this into reality
Aiden Long
Kek's will be done, meme magicians at the ready.
Aaron Sanders
does sleeping count? alarm set for 2:30 am
Kayden Garcia
bumperoo
Cameron Lee
Checked.
Oliver Cruz
dubs say, it should be fine.
William Sanders
>thinking he'll ever do anything like this
Trump has played absolute softball with Hillary and tonight will be no different.
Elijah Perez
...
Ayden Russell
Hey user, do you want to go swimming?
Anthony Bailey
I want to see Jeb vs. Bernie...
Elijah Roberts
...
Isaac Clark
It will be done
Nathaniel Myers
Praise Kek, for he manifests himself in these digits.
Nolan Brooks
i'll lend my powers
Alexander Ortiz
it's pretty good
Adam Powell
kek power test repeat. kek power test
Ian Howard
>r/HillaryClnton thought this was clever
Jose Bailey
>Saudis in audis Kek
Parker Green
WHAT TIME ARE THE DEBATES, FAGGOT? ITS ONLY A THIN CRESCENT MOON TONIGHT SO I NEED TO GET THE TIMING RIGHT.
Camden Hughes
1am crumpet time
how the fuck did corbyn stay in power btw? please explain it to me, a clueless burger
Lucas Nguyen
4 am moscow :^)
Kevin Hernandez
praise kek. If 69 Hillary will enrage and malfunction.
Joseph Sanchez
> be Hillary > debate ends, must pee very badly > rushes off stage towards bathroom door > only 1 gender neutral restroom at the college campus, fuck life > the door swings open violently, a blinding white light floods the hallway, the sound of Ted Nugent shredding the national anthem of electric guitar atop an angelic chorus of voices emanates from the restroom > Donald Trump emerges from the bathroom, he holds the door open while grinning deviously at Hillary > Hillary begins to panic, her body trembles, she feels her finger tips growing cold > Donald speaks "let me get the door for you Mrs. Clinton" > Hillary chokes and begins a coughing spasm, doc choc and Huma rush towards a shaking and stumbling Mrs. Clinton > Through the fits of coughing and choking she utters "th-thank you D-Donald " > Hillary falls down and seizures as the Don smiles, "no, hillary, its my privilege"
Jayden Long
So good
Noah Green
>A THIN CRESCENT MOON TONIGHT
Soldiers of Allah shall strike against the infidels at this time, when the Islamic crescent moon appears in the sky. Madhallah
Austin Russell
fucking kek
Aiden Price
there are a lot of hardwing socialists in Britain, that's how...
Blake Flores
i miss these
Nathan Perry
And at the end throw in a "And yes, yes I did donate to the Clinton Foundation. I did it because I knew she could be bought.
All he needs to to is be presidential and go over his policy.
Logan Cox
No wait here's what he'll say:
"Hillary lied and that is sad. Hillary when you tell the public these things they are lies. This makes us sad. And when you do bad things, people do not like it. They are bad. What makes me sad is that you do the bad things and think they are good things. This is sad. Very sad. Instead of doing bad things like lying maybe you should do good things. This would not be so bad, but unfortunately you would be a bad president and this idea is sad!"
Ayden Baker
noice
Elijah Bailey
I refuse to believe
Oliver Thompson
Glory unto Kek and his prophet, Donald Trump
Cooper Allen
WE'VE DONE IT BEFORE
Nicholas Rivera
I propose that "trumps" should now refer to a man's oversized balls.
Brandon Ross
>off by one He doesn't seem to approve and instead felt like mocking you.
Juan James
www.google.com
Justin Fisher
>open stream >HILLARYHILLARYHILLARYHILLARY
Anthony Lopez
You got it boss
Luis Ward
it turns out he is electable despite what the media says
Joseph Young
KEK PLEASE DELIVER JUSTICE
IF THERE IS NO JUSTICE THEN AT LEAST MAKE IT FUNNY
Joshua Clark
16.10.16
Jordan Sanchez
Praise Kek the deliverer of digits.
Adrian Gomez
Shadilay, it will be done.
Robert Cook
As it is written, so it shall be
Lucas Rogers
bumparino
Christopher Carter
sounds like a Dwarven song
Connor Sullivan
is this actually garrison?
Caleb Taylor
When will the debate start anyway? In how many hours from now?
Nicholas Watson
i know it all must be already planned but is there any way to get this to Trump?
Landon Hernandez
Yup, check his website
Liam Flores
Kek wills it.
Juan Lopez
Trump if you see this I… no WE beg of you, use it, we know more than any other script writer.
Andrew Walker
because the party members are idiots, and he's slightly more likable, but just as insane, as the blairites
Jack Rodriguez
>blocks adblock shit stream m8
Evan Morgan
>necktie, pocket square AND Cufflinks all match Did it come with a matching cummerbund and "wedding" vest too?
Isaiah Gonzalez
...
Brody Cox
praise kek
John Martin
Ok
Brayden Torres
What did he mean by this?
Joseph Jackson
This is amazing. I will fucking an hero if this line gets used.
Hunter Butler
No one gives a fuck about conspiracy theories apart from you. Even if the majority of Dems did want Bernie, an even greater majority would not want to be told what to think by Trump.
It would only add weight to the idea that Trump is a loon and a conspiracy theorist and lose him even more of the moderate vote.
Anthony Anderson
I bet styxhexenhammer666 posted this.
Jace Green
BUMPING FOR TRUMP
Michael Walker
>>First of all, I want to say that Hillary Clinton shouldn't even be on this stage tonight. She shouldn't even be on the stage. Everybody knows, that Bernie Sanders, should be the Democratic nominee. It was rigged, ok? The whole Democratic primary was rigged. It was rigged, it was rigged. Everybody knows that, ok? Bernie Sanders should be the nominee, everybody knows that it should be Donald Trump versus Bernie Sanders on this debate stage here tonight. Everybody know that this election should be Donald J. Trump versus Bernie Sanders, and frankly, I think it's sad, I think it's very sad, that here tonight, half the country is being represented by the person they chose...but the other half of the country is not being represented by the person they wanted. They are not being represented by the person they wanted, and I think that's very sad, so, I just want to say, first of all, Hillary Clinton shouldn't even be on this stage tonight...
I do not know if that is what he will say, but I am pretty confident that is how he will say it.
Colton Bell
You do know we are talking about DONALD Trump, right? The one running for President?
Isaac Barnes
>He needs to list all the times that she is known, confirmed to have lied to the American people
Everybody already knows that, though. Won;t change any minds.
Caleb Williams
I think it's just that his tiny dick makes them look big by comparison.
Landon Jones
>No! For real! He just walked right up to her and asked her out! >Jesus Christ man, get a load of trumps on this guy!
Brayden Sanders
No, there was proof of election tampering in all states with electronic voting.
Brayden Cruz
In most states, a write in for Bernie would not be counted. He is on the ballot howhere.
He already tried this, they are not going to vote for him because they do not care about his transparent political sympathy, they think Clinton is going to give them something closer to socialism that Bernie wanted than Trump will.
Colton Diaz
Dubs praise him. Let's get the spirit bomb going lads. Focus all your energy tonight.
Joseph Sanchez
bump
Owen Turner
KEK is on our side. Praise Him!
Aaron Turner
Looks like I've got a new phone wallpaper
Mason Baker
Debates are not won, they are lost. You lose a debate by making an error that catches on, that crystallizes some public perception of why you are not a good choice.
Clinton passing out loses the debate. Either losing their cool loses the debate. Trump saying things, or saying things in a way, that allows the media to portray him as non-presidential loses.
With the race being fairly close, neither candidate needs to swing for the fences, they need to remain calm and collected and hope the other fucks it up.
Justin Wood
Bump for kek
Nicholas Reyes
>No, there was proof of election tampering in all states with electronic voting.
Sauce or gtfo.
Tyler Thompson
Facts don't work.
However a ton of the young leftists were raging bernouts, easily half if not more, the democratic nomination really was rigged quite likely.
John Reed
Here's another.
Carter Robinson
...
Luis Campbell
Praise him!
Samuel Carter
Snacks at the ready. All my energy.
Lucas Rogers
That's affirmative kek alpha this is kek gamma ten four copy that getting a spike at 557 Kek'a-Jules on the Kekascope that's a clean burn 10/4
Elijah Evans
>Debates are not won, they are lost. durrr
Levi Johnson
I fucking read this in his voice, thanks for that.
Benjamin Reed
This is actually a very neat idea. Trump pls.
Isaiah Wright
DELIVER US, GREAT BASED KEK
Caleb Kelly
you got my kek from poland
Adam Butler
Providing energy for the spirit bomb
Jordan Bennett
Reminds me of mine
Julian Long
Shadilay
Joseph Lopez
>First of all, I want to say that Hillary Clinton shouldn't even be on this stage tonight. She shouldn't even be on the stage. Everybody knows, that Bernie Sanders, should be the Democratic nominee. It was rigged, ok? The whole Democratic primary was rigged. It was rigged, it was rigged. Everybody knows that, ok? Bernie Sanders should be the nominee, everybody knows that it should be Donald Trump versus Bernie Sanders on this debate stage here tonight. Everybody know that this election should be Donald J. Trump versus Bernie Sanders, and frankly, I think it's sad, I think it's very sad, that here tonight, half the country is being represented by the person they chose...but the other half of the country is not being represented by the person they wanted. They are not being represented by the person they wanted, and I think that's very sad, so, I just want to say, first of all, Hillary Clinton shouldn't even be on this stage tonight...
nice hypnosis user you got me
Juan Gonzalez
Kek shall deliver plague and disease onto our enemies.
Logan Turner
>implying this is even remotely possible
Isaiah Nelson
...
Gabriel Walker
Praise!!!
Logan Cook
Bernie is more daredevil cuckery
Adam King
>+0.39c
Oliver Powell
What he should really do, if she starts to attack her, should say:
>"Secretary Clinton, I find it very immature that you would result to defamation during an national debate. It's a wate of time and frankly, offensive to the voters. Can we please continue with the issues?"
Juan Morales
P R A I S E K P R A I S E K E K E S I A R P K E S I A R P K
Jackson Turner
praise kek
Daniel Moore
>somebody taught Cred Forums magic, now they're trying to kill Africa
Carter Cook
If he pays homage to Bernie and how the primary was stolen, yes, we will win many of them over.
Justin Anderson
I've been reading "The Holographic Universe" by Michael Talbot recently and it has convinced me not only that we are living in a simulated world, but that we are also CREATING the world we live in. TLDR: our thoughts have effects on reality
user here is right, we need to collectively focus to change reality to what we want it to be.
Evan Lee
thats pretty fucking good desu
Wyatt Evans
If he does that she's getting crushed.
Jaxson Mitchell
i do praise
Caleb Harris
Praise Kek
Ryder Gomez
Checking myself to meme it into existence.
Wyatt Sanders
Kek is with us.
Dylan Thompson
We're making this happen lads
Dominic Hall
im literally begging you please include me in the screencap on r/Cred Forums so i can get with my crush and show her the pic
thankyou, im begging, please
Cameron Lopez
Make it so.
Alexander Parker
seizure lmao
Cred Forums wills ill on the hilldog
Adrian Powell
Kek in your name We shall pray. Grant us victory and dubs, for we are your true children.
Jordan Ramirez
PRAISE KEK
Hunter White
I like it
Dylan Adams
yeah, Clinton starting every sentence with "Look..." or "ya know..." reminds me of my 15 year old self getting defensive about stupid shit that I thought was important at the time.
Easton Flores
Praise KeK
Nathaniel Lopez
Fuck off CTR Op idea is dank
Aiden Murphy
>breaking news: trump word for word copies post from the website that has long been known as a refuge for school shooters, neo nazis, pedophiles, and autistic children
Andrew Nelson
time to infuse this magick and bring it to the next level.
All hail LORD KEK!
Carter Martin
Kek wills it
Chase Bell
Praise be unto kek.
Benjamin Rogers
I'm still angry that fucker threw in with Hillary. She and her buddies annihilated his campaign and made him a fool, but he got consistent respect and sympathy from Trump, who's made lots of comments on just how shafted Bernie was. And what does he do? Bows down before the woman who ruined him. What a scummy sellout.
Connor Reyes
>This is extremely stupid For you.
Justin Evans
>ln4uzahx >4u
Praise be.
Leo Lewis
If Trump says THIS he get's elected:
I had this idea for a "Meritocratic Party"
>I Donald J. Trump declare the Republican party a failure to the right and vow to push it to the center and claim the right in it's stead. >Well dear progressive, of these 3 statements which is true? Our society is a Democracy? Our society is a Republic? Our society is a Meritocracy? >The correct classifier is a Republic. So if we're going to pretend the ""center"" even exists; let's push the only party with the correct name to it. >I, Donald J. Trump, would like to invite all Libertarians, Constitution Party members, as well as every Paleocon disgusted with the GOP and form this new Meritocratic Party. All Neocons, RINOs, cuckservatives, (heh as some of my more... colorful supporters are fond of saying), crypto-Democrats, "centrists" and moderates; stay in the Republican party, we don't want you. >Understand that I am of the belief, scratch that, KNOWLEDGE that the center is essentially a giant middle ground fallacy. >It is not so much the "Left" and the "Right" so much as it is the WRONG and the Right. You will call this partisan or biased; that's fine. >I would also like you all know my pet name for the left: The Ideology of the path of Least Resistance and that I am also coining a new phrase: "Full Right". A term to oppose the lefty go-tos of "Far" and "Extreme Right" which we will undoubtedly be labeled. "Full Right" refers to the entire thing; that is to say, both lightly right and as right as one could possibly go, and everything in between.
>I'm not stupid; I know not to abandon the Republican Party (and therefore ruin my chances of being elected) so out of sheer respect I am letting you all know my intentions BEFORE I take office. If I am elected I will start nurturing the Meritocratic party and plan to run my second term under this banner. The party's animal with be the piranha. We are going to completely eviscerate the corrupt Progressive left and GOP.
Chase Richardson
Checked Time to meditate
Anthony Edwards
nice dubs but check mine
hillary will essentially lose the election tonight, and the (((media))) scramble to control the damage will be so obvious that even your normie friends and family will see the light.
praise kek, and channel your energy tonight before and during the debate.
Camden Fisher
checked
Carson Powell
That's what most men are going to do when Hillary threatens them / their families with a good old-fashioned suiciding.
Hunter James
SHADILAY
Nathan Moore
thanks mind if I save this one?
Kevin Morales
KEKERY DECKERY KULAI LIMPAH
David Gutierrez
Oh, so kek only awards dubs to those who make him visual offerings?
Not just text offerings?
Praising and testing without memetic imagery.
Jeremiah Torres
Shadilay playing softly through the night.
Justin Taylor
bumping. do it, donald
Brody James
...
Connor Powell
all yours my friend, and checked again
David Collins
GIB ME STRENGTH KEKU PLS
Aaron Jackson
>people wouldn't want to sound like trump
shill pls
Jacob Myers
Fuck you op, is a real bottom dollar of faggots, but you're argument is sound, valid and reasonable.
Jaxon Clark
For some reason (citing a lack of actual debate prep) I don't think Drunkp will not take this tack.
Asher Brown
Praise
Gabriel Fisher
I-is it in one hour from now or two? I think I need a nap...
Parker Parker
Praise Kek
Evan Nguyen
two hours. maybe longer if hillary needs more time in the potty.
Gavin Parker
/landslide
Cameron Rodriguez
...
Leo Reyes
I would vote against him just for how fucking redundant that paragraph is. It basically says 2 sentences 6 times a piece.
Zachary Ward
Hillary will die
Isaiah White
Hillary wont die
Jaxson Clark
...
James Thomas
Nice cell phone.
Asher Taylor
By the power of meme magic
Kevin Murphy
An Ancient Pepe.
Jace Richardson
here's a shitpost to augement your power. I am but a lowly tad/pol/, but through the divine grace of our lord, I become a conduit for the power of KEK almighty. check'em
Nolan Cook
>off by 1 I just need to meme harder I guess, have an image this time
Gabriel Nguyen
@OP Mr. Trump shouldn't you be prepping for the debate instead of posting on Cred Forums?
Jayden Sanchez
stand with Kek
Ryan Lewis
You left out the part where he says: >and by the way mexico's going to pay for the wall ok? it will be a fantastic wall, under budget ahead of schedule, can you believe that? under budget and ahead of schedule.
Brandon Hill
Too bad it's just Trump and Hillary on stage. They should through failed mememan a bone.
Camden Campbell
You probably ruined that guy's day, user. He thought he was clever.
Levi Moore
Kek
Jordan Morris
Yep. That was my prediction yesterday. Well, not that specifically, but that Trump would open with "Can I just say..." and a massive truth-bomb to knock Hillary off kilter and make her play catch-up for the entire debate.
May Kek and Norm Wildberger bless this post with Rational digits.