I'm Syrian

Ask me anything

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Do you like fish sticks?

How's your evening?

Fine
How's your morning?

What are you going to to... about Aleppo?

Who do you fight for?

How screwed is the western media portrail of what's happening in Syria really? Is Assad seen as a tyrannically people suppressing dictator or as a democratically elected leader by the Syrian people?

jihad muhammed allah jihad allah?

Visit /sg/ more often

No one

سني ولا شيعي او ميهمكش ؟

Why dont you have a german flag?

Is it really dangerous there? Are there any places that are still civilized and safe?

Most Sunni Syrians see Assad as a dictator and most Alawi and Christian muslims think that he's a great leader

I don't fight for anyone

Post Syrian cuties, also are there a lot of women left behind from the exodus of Rapefugees?

ملحد

Of course it is but I live in the one of the most peaceful places in Syria

.ماه نيقر

>Christian muslims
Can you...rephrase that?

Do you agree that Sunnis need to be exterminated or ruled by Shias?

Why do you allow other smaller countries to cuck your coastline?

Most Syrian women are being left in Turkey not Syria

So, how many times do you see fighter jets fly by?

>Christian muslims
Hmmm

How do you feel about Israel/Palestine? Do you generally like the Palestinians? If there were a big war there, would you accept Palestinian refugees?

if we send you Obama and Hillary will you publicly hang them like we did to Saddam for crimes against your nation?

There's a Russian army base near my city so everyday

Is a unitary Syria possible, or would it be best to split the Sunnis off and form another state with the Alawites and other minorities?

Not bad. Just finished my morning class and I'm getting ready to drive back home and make myself some lunch. I'm thinking pastrami and swiss in a bagel with some dijon

What's Aleppo?

I feel bad for Palestinians but I don't really hate Israel and we already have about a million Palestinian refugees in Syria

What are your thoughts on creating a nation state for the Kurds just under the Turkish border, like a Kurdistan

Whose fault really, do you think, is the cause for all of the shit that's going on in your country?

Is Isis as bad as they say they are. Do they uphold the Shariah as the sunna and people are happy or they are really khawarj who want the destruction of everything including muslim . (Muslimbro here)

بتتعاطى؟
وإذا إي طيبة البذرة؟

It's impossible for Sunnis and Alawis to live with each other anymore

Where you live? Near Bassel al-Assad airport or different airbase?

Who would you say is the best hope for Syria right now?

what's aleppo?

I don't live in an ISIS controlled territory bro

Who do you support in the war?

Why are your people invading Europe and turning it into a shithole?

What did you offer Merkel so she would help destroy Europe by accepting you? Are you in on her plans to rebuild the Third Reich?

What would you do if ISIS took over your land?

what happens when al nusra reviews your browser history?

If al Assad stepped down in 2011 nothing in Syria would've happened

>he believes "refugees" are Syrian
All of the middle east and north Africa are going to Europe as an open invitation.

Al eppo?

Bingo

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>I don't live in an ISIS controlled territory bro

OK bro. What do you hear though from your territory. Are they living safe and good or they hate ISIS?

There's no hope for Syria right now

No one

yes we are fucking them hard. I offer them 10 usd a day and they are falling deep.

>merchant detected

Literally nobody here likes ISIS

whats the most the most valuable/scarce item over their right now that everyone needs/wants but no one has?

R.I.P

t. Vladimir Molotov

why are you shitposting on Cred Forums?
don't you have ISIS to fight?

No but I have some porn later to watch

Everything is available but it's all so fuckin expensive

Have any of your family died or left?

what would you do if you were placed in charge of syria?

Do you regret not living under Jew rule?

About 20-30% of my friends and family left the country and I know 3 or 4 who died because of the war

Do you have any hope for the future? Do you have any plans about what to do with your life beyond the conflict or are you just getting by day by day?

The media gives the impression that the whole country is nothing but desert and war but I want to know how the regular people will live in the long term.

Is true that you can buy Syrian cuties from rebel territory for affordable price?

Based. if you need help eliminating them from your country call us anytime.

Hey, are the West Bank and the Gaza Strip, like, real places where real people live? Or are they mostly just fucked up shitholes?

I would take everyone's guns

Gaza is like Detroit,the West Bank is a little better

Saints or Falcons tonight?

Come and see. You got better chances to survive since you won't get shot by niggers if you go out.

why haven't you left yet? where would you go?

Arabic Christian

There's no future for me or any sane person in Syria
I'm just waiting to finish college and leave

Do you think Assad misjudged when he decided to go his fathers route and crush the revolution? Did he thought the revolution was small enough to crush? Did he thought it won't spread? Was he blinded, perhaps by his fathers ''succes'' at Hama(might be Homs, i can't check right now) and he thought he could do it as well?

I personally don't think Syria can ever be a unitary state under Assad without large scale genocide. Do you think they, Russia/USA, will cut Syria into pieces or will Russia abandon Assad sooner or later.

Also there are numerous reports of Assad releasing extremists from prison, as to place the card that the opposition is extremist. Is there any truth to this? All reports here are very muddled.


Also if Assad would truly retake all of Syria, how long would you give it until the fighting begins again? I think 10 years at most.


Thank you Syria user. Journalist here who actually wanted to come to Syria, I was actually in Jordan when the fighting truly begun and decided it was to dangerous to go anymore.

Hope I'll go for couple of weeks, whenever the war will end.

shit one lad.

what is a normal day for you?

No, I identify as a heterosexual fish.

I need to finish college first

Are those places ever going to become part of like, actual Israel?

do you acknowledge that a lot of the "refugees" are just migrants who want free shit from Europeans and sexually assault women?

Not funny.

Half Persian here, what do you think will end up happening?

Also don't bother with the shitposters and answer only questions you want.

I saw to many people, from interesting places, that could've been a treasure trove of information, being pushed away by shitposters.

Don't let them get to you.

If Assad responded positively to the protests in 2011 the war would've never happened

What're you doing in college?

Also a question not about Syria but concerning Syrians.

What do you think of Tammam Salam's plan of making Lebanese citizens of the 1 million Syrian refugees there, as to outvote Hezbollah?

Did Alawites and Christians also join those protests or was it from the very beginning a Sunni thing?

>if assad would've given in to the demands of the ZOG and let his country get cucked

ftfy

You do know porn is haram according to your religion, right?

It would, west want another puppet

At first a lot of Christians were against Assad too

what percentage of your country is uninhabitable due to the war?

Porn is the only thing that units the Syrian people

It would definitely improve our situation there so I definitely support it

Stay safe, bro.

I thought porn was taboo in the conservative Syrian society, or is it more like an open secre
t?

Syrians are human bro. Of course they have porn.
>posting some titties

I don't really know about all Syrians but most of the people that I know in Germany have already finished studying German and are know applying for college

Thnx

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Where do you live?

thicc asf senpai

Not anymore

How much shekels does ISIS usually sells Kurdish qt's for?

Can you understand aramaic? One Syrian in /sg/ claimed that some of you can.

why don't you answer? this is the slowest AMA thread in the history of Syria

What brings you to Cred Forums Syrianon?

Is this really happening, two Syrian user's?

A small Christian community can speak Aramaic, not the rest. Def not muslims lmao

99.9% of Syrians don't understand Aramic

I've seen at least 5 Syrian anons on /sg/ tbqh

"Germany"

I'm skeptical. Post timestamp Abu.

It's just one small town called Der Ma'ala

Fuck.

What percentage of girls over there are as white looking and pretty as this? Would buy senpai.

where do you live?
region of syria

Latakia

Greetings from Damascus bro

Are you Alawite?

On the Mediterranean

What do Syrians in general think about Israel? Are you secular? Do you live in an ISIS controlled area? Do you plan on immigrating to Europe? Are Syrians in general secular?
Thanks in advance, your Jewish overlord

What country would you be most thankful for in helping in this troubled time of the war?

you are alawite?

This why your country is in the shitter. Your lot would rather run and hide in some foreign land than stand and fight against those who oppress you. Syrian men are coward.

Wuz u kang?

Why did you have to ruin Lebanon.

Salam Syrian Bro!

I'm an atheist but my parents are Sunni muslims

Exactly. Could you be honest with me, I have an interesting question to ask:

What are some prejudices and biases Muslims have against Christians in Syria and other Arabic countries?

Trump or Hillary?

Also, what is your level of education? How old are you? And some of the background for your life plox

Take a hike, kike.

Do you Hate Us bruv

Yes please answer this guys...

We're taught in school to hate Israel
I'm an atheist so of course I don't live anywhere near ISIS
Most Syrians aren't veryreligious but I wouldn't call them secular

Damn, would have loved an Alawite, r someone coming from an Alawite family at least.

There is just so little information on them. I could barely find anything.
I just found Iranian propaganda from long ago, when they where saying Alawites aren't even Muslim...etc

So little information on them. If you do have some knowledge on them I would be beyond delighted.

Thank you.

I don't support anyone who's fighting in Syria so I won't fight with anyone also I'm a skinny nerdy dude

What do you think the best solution to the conflict is?
Assad, rebels or neither?

Buy cuties from Syria is just a myth?

Lemme answer this one for him. Generally in Damascus we used not to hate you like real hate but after the airstrikes oh yes, hate is a small word to describe what people here feel toward USA

It would be fucking hilarious to see this happen to the US and see the amount of weaseling selfish capitalists would enact to save their own skin.

Syrians love your culture but hate your government

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alawites

Neither

I think most people hate you
Even here desu

What do people want over there?
Or what do you want?

I already read that. Wikipedia is not that reliable as many think. No where near speaking with an actual Alawite.

Most Sunni Syrians see Christians as classy and educated people but they hate them because they support Al Assad

It's a mix mostly.

Most countries hate/dislike the US government but at the same time everyone wants to be like the USA.

It's a mix of feelings.

People just want the war to fuckin end

But they have to admit that it makes sense for them to support the only group that is capable of winning.
Otherwhise some rebel groups would either take all their stuff and let them leave or just kill them.

Fair enough, most of us get it, alot of us are also ignorant.

I'm "supposedly" a Sunni and I support al-Assad also most of my friends are Christian, so not everyone bruh

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Fuck I wouldn't want Ireland to become a culture-less shit hole like shart land

Do you think Assad should stay? Where are you precisely ? (Just the town huh)

Do you support him in the war AND in a post-war Syria?

I know but most Sunnis don't like the regime

When will Assad and Putin just go for the solution and genocide all the Sunnis?

Any Christian who supports the rebels in 2016 is a fuckin lunatic

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What do we do with all the refugees?
Learn them how to rebuild their country or just send them back?

Leaf lurking.

After you finish college, what country do you plan on immigrating to?

They're already doing so in some places

how is Germany these days?

syrian rapefugee in france here, i'm 3rd year computer engineering and i now speak fluent french.

sorry to burst your bubble burgerman but we're not here for the money, we're here to build our future.

Correction: You're not here for the money.

I screen capped this post for the next time some ass-hat tells me we need to take in more god damn Syrian refugees

Favorite movie and game?

Why not rebuild Syria when trump puts his safe zones plan into action?

They rightfully hate you. Amerisharts have been ruining the entire world with their proxy wars in the last century

> Bombs their army and supports jihadis
> W-why do people hate the US
What you need to do is stop funding every fucking terror group on the planet.

You won't like the answer my leaf friend

You should understand that isn't burgers who want all that, you know (((who))) is.

شيعي ذو التيميت راد بيل

OP, if I was a syrian citizen as a toddler and now decided to go back to Syria for wtv purpose (no longer a citizen), would I have to serve in the SAA? Or is that just a story my father's telling me to keep me away from the country? i have an older bro

Do you like shit? Do you go outside?

Do you support your countrymen taking advantage of western countries and killing, raping their women leeching off welfare and destroying Europe?

kek, rekt

Please send Syrian qts my way please.

Earl

What was life in Syria like before the war?

Gotta love Cred Forums

If you immigrate to Canada, he wins.

Most the rapists are Afghanis and Algerians

Post the screencap, I'm too lazy

How is the exodus of militairy aged single men regarded by Syrians? Is it cheered upon?
And do people fear a brain drain?

>the rest of the world hates America

Like we give a fuck. Dumbass potato

Does our air forces actually bomb opposition and western coalition positions?

I got u

Yep

Delete this

What kind of Syrians we got as refugees? And why they are so problematic?

See why can't Syria start a campaign like the sneaky kikes and their sexy soldiers?

You could be next greatest ally, just keep posting cutie syrians.

Since you aren't very religious, do you still strictly follow the cultural practices that comes with Islam? (Question for your country and you personally)

why haven't you joined isis to remove degeneracy yet?

Idk

this

you seem pretty based. you are welcome to come here, especially since you consider yourself atheist. i would reccomend toronto because of the diversity. you will find a syrian qt3.14 for sure.

There 2.7 million Syrians in your country so there is no "kind" of Syrians there

Shia related regime is why...

oh shit, that isn't good.

>check flag
>check language in post
>check flag again
>continue scrolling since there's nothing to see here.

If we were to "liberate" you and then train you, would you perform better than those fucking afghan monkeys that drop their shit and run at first sign of trouble?

I'm an atheist but I do celebrate eid
Some Syrians some don't but most of them fast during ramadan

Bakr-eid best eid?

What Russian forces bomb ? ISIS positions ? Coalition ? Or they don't care ?

The war has been going on for 5 years so good luck finding anyone who's gonna join the war

he answered

Spotted the Sunni, are you a ISIS sympathizer?

I mean, are those people from mostly Idlib, Raqqa, Halab or from every region of Syria? And why they are so annoying Erdo loving cucks?

Uneducated Americans like you is the problem we have with not recognizing the WHY in all this.

Because they are oblivious to his policies and know that he is just the guy who took them in.

They don't even give a fuck about civilians

How many times have you been beheaded by ISIS?

You said it yourself
>idlib, raqqa, rif halab

Yeah most of them come from the Northern parts of Syria and they Erdo because he accepted a shitton of them

What about things like your marital practices and allowing women to be without a male family member?

Why did Lebanese ruin Australia you filth. .. cronula 2.0

So what would happen if the US, and thus US citizenry, supported full scale intervention on Syria? Like akin to 2004 era, without the WMD excuses.

What does Syrians think about Paris attacks ? Nice ?
And France in general ?

NOPE, Shia supporter, Sunni's are the Jihads with the ideology of wahhabism, and salafism.

How are we russians seen by local pop? good guys? ebil?

I'm the one who beheads

Only in fucking Saudi Arabia, Afganistan and some parts of Yemen, now nothing of Oman though, that shit happens.

What's your honest opinion about syrian refugees in Europe?

btw what do my syrbros think of the God Emperor?

look dude, there are assholes everywhere, everyone i know here, and that's about 100 out of my 500 fb friends, we are all studying and working simultaneously, and we're doing pretty good so far, heck we're pretty popular with european women, something about guys who are emotionally scarred and have their priorities in check is sexy it seems.

Those things might still be important in certain parts of the country but not in my city

What music do you like?

So if you actually plan on coming here, what do you think of trudeau?

obviously under his rule he is going to let you into the country without a headache in which you will support him on this aspect, but what about his other policies?

a syrian immigrant almost killed his hungarian wife just a few days ago. he beat her in a mall.

hungarian government made a survey last year 75 of syrian refugees are illiterate

fuck off from europe you filthy arab scum, you're just like afghanis and pakis.

Some Syrians changed their profile pic to France flag

*75%

>Ask me anything

Can I come and live with you guys? We have too many Syrians in my country.

You mean Trump?

Even though the Paris attacks where retaliation of the France airstrikes earlier that week?

You literally sent the worst kind of your people. They love Erdo, despise secularists ('cuz we're pro Assad lol), fight locals everytime.

How do you think this war will end? Partition? Regime change?

The eternal swede's plan finally coming to light. Transport all the Syrians to some frozen hell and steal their cozy spot next to the Holy land.

yeah

forgot Assad also holds the same title

inbred scum, only whores date your monkey kind.

Is your city highly influenced by western culture then? (Music/fashion/the dating scene)

What do you have for breakfast?
I usually have boiled eggs with toast and an apple. And loads of tea.

Nice wit there Ahmed

Soft regime change in my opinion. The USA will drop the opposition and Russia will drop Assad,

But someone from his clique will take over.

About 10% of Syrians are illiterate and the vast majority of those are old people so this study is bogus

Sssshh. Don't ruin it, nigger.....

If you have a vagina yes

Do you think the conflict in Syria will escalate even further?
Also do you support Putin bombing ISIS positions?

Don't bother with the Bozgor. They are all idiots.

It won't

Get the fuck out of France.
If you don't leave France, we will make you leave.
Arabe de merde.

I understand and I applaud your and your friends efforts, but you said it like every 'fugee was there to build a future and completely negate all the negativity around the crisis that you can not ignore.
Also the women who like you, are poor useless brainwashed women makes sure to redpill them or else give them a mark or something so other men will ignore them since they are useless.

400.000 migrants passed trough my country last year, the state told they can barely register them because only 25% of syrians know how to write.

I guess we received the village hillbillies then?

The US is going to want a Shia ruler for (((reasons))), but of course not Assad.

The next year or 2 is going to be about setting up the opposition to the Saudis, unless greatest ally has a better plan.

Unless you dont pay for your own education, then you can fuck right off

NO WHITE HONKIES IN MY ANCIENT KANGDOM REEEEEEE

fuck off you arab ass kissing traitor, you know nothing of the syrian scum because your country wasn't overrun with them last year

Shia and (((they))) do not see eye to dollar

Transitional government with fair elections was the only option in 2011.

Do you think the war has been transformed into sectarian war or it's just the opposition's claim?

Once the various militias, factions, splinter groups, and outlaws finish killing each other and the shooting stops, how the hell are you going to rebuild an entire country?

Where are you going to get the money to rebuild entire cities? Last time I checked, Syria doesn't have a lot of oil.

Your choices are: Stay in Europe and collect gibs for life or return to a burned out hellscape.

shiiet, meant to

we got 200 in 2 weeks, this month.

What is a Leppo, OP? I'm asking for a VERY VIP.

Serious question: You guys are alright, secular and stuff. Which muslim shitholes would have to be removed from the planet to create secular states more like yours?

10 million hungarians watched closely how syrian
scum trampled through our country, looting, demanding, whining filthy arabs ruined tourism, and cost us hundred millions

(((They))) won't have a choice. Plus (((they))) are getting tired of the Saudis.

Gulf War 2 when?

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Saudi Arabia and Iran I guess

Are you Syrian?

>where will the money come from?

(((Us))) and (((them))).

Yeah Assad could have avoided this had he left power in 2011.

Now he is in a funny situation, he can keep Syria somewhat stable, but he is also the one who prevents it from fully uniting again.

I think first Russia and the USA will end ISIS, and afterwards USA will drop the rebels, but once Syria is fully controlled again Russia will demand Assad to step down.

That's the only working solution I can see. Of course without genocide.

If you plan on leaving, be sure to collect all the documents associated with your college program, especially the syllabuses for each class. Multiple transcripts copies are a must!

Are the Russians good boys or bad boys?

Maybe or maybe I'm an Algerian cunt pretending to be Syrian so that I can get asylum in Europe

Lol This

Saudis will come first, and soon. They are already cracking on the inside.

So how do we (the US and company) deal with Iran?

(((They))) and Saudi Arabia are butt buddies, but yes they are getting tired of them. Will they bend to Iran's requests if so? They have yet as of late.

This grand Chess board gets interesting as the weeks go by, Turkey with there "failed coup," then tying back up with Russia, EVEN thought it was Turkey who benefits greating of what their end game was SUPPOSE to be

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qatar-Turkey_pipeline

An through Turkey would of supplied East Europe with this gaspipe, only to cut out Russia out of there monies. An this is just one defacto of it all

Based Rapefugee

Nope. They want a sunni because Israel and Saudis want a sunni.

(((They))) are only buddies with the Saudis because of (((us))). Do you really think the Juden wants to work with muslims?

Once (((we))) officially drop support for the Saudis, shit will hit the fan.

If you didnt fight us that wouldnt happen, you have no one to blame, your country is a fucking shame and your people are too
Are you aware of that?

how many goats have you fucked?

Aren't you supposed to be allies with Iran?

LEAF KNOWS

This is a question for our horny women

It always blows me away how ignorant some of you can be.
Assuming the average age is mid-twenties in here, some questions that you retards ask are supposed to be common knowledge and common sense.
No I'm not talking about meme questions like what is Aleppo.
It's like you actively choose to be ignorant about trivial shit.

He's sunni, doubt it

>I think first Russia and the USA will end ISIS, and afterwards USA will drop the rebels, but once Syria is fully controlled again Russia will demand Assad to step down.

This. Except SAA won't control the north because lack of public support there.

Agreed.

MORE HAPPINGS!!

Yeah but they're completely governed by sharia law

See:
Saudi's luck is running out soon, and non muslims want whichever sect will trade with the west (and russia).

Turkey will be involved in the deal without a doubt.

Most likely to make you accept a Assad ally as leader they will drop the Kurds and force them back in a united Syria, most likely though with greater Autonomy.

Are we seen as the good guys or evil?

>sand monkeys fighting on the other side of the world, in an eternal conflict over "muh religion"
>"why doesn't the west understand us??"

You are more complex then that Russian user.

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Hello, my whole village is swamped by refugees.

What's Bashar's, praise be upon him, stance on remigration?

I'm Turkish so I'm curious what you think about Turkey?

Seems possible but I don't think that Russia will demand Assad to step down

Welcome back to the big leagues, ruskibro.

t. Sadam al-Butthurtysunni

Idk

Nice high school grade analysis burger bro.
Coupled with that impeccable reading comprehension I must say you got me good.
"uuuuh do you have guys have, like, uuuum, TV in that North African country of yours Syrian bro?"
This is how half of you sound like.

Sunnis will be genocided in syria after the war, so he won't take them
Alawis/christians who left the country are traitors so he won't take them
2025 Syria will have like 15 million people, with sunnis just under 50%

Why would you drop them? The Syrian war happened to cut off Iran which is the enemy of Israel and Saudis so if anything they are next. Saudis trade with the west quite generously but even among muslims their dynasty isn't really popular. As for Jews working with muslims I doubt the ruling elite gives a fuck.