GREETINGS, KEK'S FAITHFUL

I HAVE COME TO MAKE A DEAL

IF KEK IS GOD, SURELY WE WILL HAVE TRUMP WIN THE DEBATE TONIGHT, AND SHILLARY WILL HAVE POO POO PEE PEE PANTS OR A SEIZURE

BUT IF KEK IS NOT GOD, THEN HILLARY WILL WIN, AND ANDERSON COOPER WILL MAKE TRUMP LOOK LIKE A BIG MEANIE RACIST MAN AFTER THE DEBATE

LET US MAKE A DEAL

IF TRUMP WINS THE DEBATE OR SHILLARY HAS A MEDICAL EMERGENCY, THEN KEK IS GOD, AND WE MAY ALL PRAISE KEK TOGETHER

HOWEVER, IF HILLARY WINS, THEN YOU MUST ADANDON YOUR PRECIOUS KEK AND WORSHIP ME

I WILL MAKE SURE THAT TRUMP WINS THE SECOND ROUND OF DEBATES WHEN KEK HAS ABANDONED YOU

WELL, POL, WHAT DO YOU SAY

IF YOU TRULY BELIEVE IN YOUR PRECIOUS KEK, YOU WILL HAVE NO PROBLEM AGREEING

IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN KEK, THEN I SEE WHY YOU WOULDN'T AGREE

A BRIEF DISCLAIMER: I AM IN NO WAY A DONOR OF THE CLINTON FOUNDATION

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Trump ain't gonna win.

discord.gg/ywSwa
Kek is literally a satanic denity.
Christians of Cred Forums unite.
KNIGHTS OF EUROPA!
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Begone. You have no power here.

This is Kek's domain.

We trust in His chaos.

SHADILAY SHADILAY

repeating digits and kek is raping the devil right now in hell, while jesus/god is watching and masturbating

Deal.

>protip: Trump already won, and Hillary is cleaning herself RIGHT NOW from her 5th dump in the pants this day.

SHADILAY

If I agree with you you are going to unite with Moloch against Kek. I don't agree with you.

Kek

Trump will crush her and she will shit her pants. Check numbers

probs most autistic discord i've been in

>l49P0asm

The result of gods' orgy

I say, fuck off Baal, Kek will always be our one and only lord.

What gives you the right to define what God's actions mean?

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Oh you kids

witnessed

does kek will your death tonight? if check for the magic double digits

HAIL KEK!

Kek mit uns.

hahaha, guess the dick is now in the other ass hmm Satan?

how are your owl worshiping buddies doing?

oh so sorry pal, RIP

Witnessed

But Kek is actually Satan

That being said, P R A I S E K E K

Trump will win and clinton will have a seizure on stage CHECK EM PRAISE KEK REEEEEEEEEEEE

Satab Utterly BTFO!

repeating digits and kek kills this disgusting subhuman in his sleep for this heresy shitpost

kek is outside of the reality of heavens and earth, he spits and sodomizes both satan and god

fuck off satan

KEK BE PRAISED

You're no match for the likes of memes, Satan.

Those aren't even dubs.

No Moloch go back to your dirty Jews.

Get thee behind us Satan!

Thou shalt not test Kek!

BY THE POWER OF THESE TRIPS, DEMON
RETURN FROM WINCE YOU CAME
*ROCK*

>not realizing that the origin of Kek in Egypt shares striking similarities with Lucifer.
>also Revelations 16:13

These are dubs.

Witnessed, brother

sage for offtopic underage

WITNESSED

Kek is not a God.

Kek is an Aeon.

God is a name for a Lord / Archon.

I am asking all Magicians of Kek to spend an hour before the debate begins clearing your mind, focusing your intent, and meditating. Do your meditation method of choice, i.e. quiet reflection, sigil magik, visualization, sex magik, energy work, prayer, or even just reading the dankest memes you have. All of us need to focus our willpower on making something happen.

Maybe as simple as a little trip up and cough attack. Maybe something as large as a full on seizure on live TV. Whatever it may be, our focus, intent, and energy must all be present tonight.

Kek delivers

Lucifer is knowledge, intellect , or the light. Original sin is primordial knowledge of good and evil.

This is just one of the mysteries.

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leave our glorious chaos frog god alone

Only the weak worship out of fear.

>tfw you had to read Paradise Lost for a college English course
>tfw you still think Satan was the good guy
wat do

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HANG LESTER HOLT

Baal gave us death crane, he's ok

Check out shit like Mark Passio

Shadilay my friend.

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I don't worship Kek I just think he's a swell guy and should keep up the good work. He's a good god he didn't do nothin'.

sorey bud, Kek has stuck with me so I'm going to stick with him

New swabia 17.3.17

YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE

Satan BTFO

Sounds like a fair deal.

nice

No dubs, you're a Skype.

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[muffled shart in the distance]

I praise him, because through him, we can achieve great things. He selects his voices well, and Trump will win.

All hail kek, the one true god.
Will satan ever recover?

KEK has bleseed you for being loyal! Praise KEK!!

REPEAT AFTER ME:

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ƘeƘ is with us brothers!

KEK is merely a god among many. He is merely our patron. He seeks only to form chaos, and let us reap the seeds he sows for us.

However, who wins the debate is in the eye of the beholder. While we may see trump wins, others may not, and vice versa. Your deal is on shaky, weak terms.

>kek
>not satan

>making deals with devils

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>Lets make a deal

No you red faggot

>Satan can't even get repeating digits

BEGONE.
youtube.com/watch?v=fBGWtVOKTkM

SHADILAY! SHADILAY!

>LET US MAKE A DEAL
no
fuck off fag