Be american

>be american
>get shot

>Be european
>get raped

>be OP
>get B&

>be British
>watch country become an Islamic caliphate

>Be Mohammad
>Get amnesty

I'm okay with this.
I'm okay with this.
I'm okay with this.
I'm okay with this.

>be britbong
>being chased by multicultural, diverse, and tolerant muslims
>cry out for help, the police comes
>they have no guns
>they get stabbed to death while i am gangraped

>mfw

you've had a lot more islam related deaths in your country tho m8

>be muslim
>get your existence subsidized by yurogays

>Be mexican
>Get stumped by a wall

>be Canadian
>win

Your country will suffer a major terror attack these coming few days.

>be british
>go to jail for tweet

>over a million kids have been rape by "refugees"
You're nation is almost dead,Malvina's soon

>be bee
>make honey

MALVINAS ARGENTINAS

This is the final, reddest pill

>be american
>get shot
>able to shoot back sometimes

>be brazilian
>get shot
>die
>politicians praise the murderes and spit on you

>be british, greatest empire on the planet
>overcharge some colonials
>get raped for eternity


I know it feels bad as fuck sempai

>Be American
>Die free

>be British
>10 years old daughter raped by Abduls

Yeah well, that's life.

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>be American
>refrigerate eggs

>be Arab
>get rich

>be Britbong
>poor bait