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kek

Hitlery is going to cause a lot of alcohol poising if we use this list.

You forgot to add "Lies" on the Trump side, too.

This. That retard is lying all the time.

Actually, it's 22.

>B-B-BUT TRUMP

She could go red white and blue in the face on stage and people will still shill for her claiming patriotism.

>every time Hildebeast lies.

You won't have time to swallow

I am asking all Magicians of Kek to spend an hour before the debate begins clearing your mind, focusing your intent, and meditating. Do your meditation method of choice, i.e. quiet reflection, sigil magik, visualization, sex magik, energy work, prayer, or even just reading the dankest memes you have. All of us need to focus our willpower on making something happen.

Maybe as simple as a little trip up and cough attack. Maybe something as large as a full on seizure on live TV. Whatever it may be, our focus, intent, and energy must all be present tonight.

KEK WILLS IT!!!!!

They're both fat morons.

>lies

You trying to kill me OP?

>leaf

COUGHING FIT, PANTS OF SHIT
HILLARY HAS GOT TO QUIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO

THE LAST DEBATE, THE FINAL LAP
HILLARYS PANTS WILL FILL WITH CRAP
THE CROWD WILL SCREAM, THE CROWD WILL ROAR
WE MUST NOT VOTE FOR THIS STINKY WHORE

COUGHING FITS, PANTS OF SHIT,
THE STAGE, A HUNK OF POO WILL HIT.
DEMOCRATS WILL LOSE THEIR COOL,
WHEN HILLARY BEGINS TO DROOL.
ANOTHER STROKE, ANOTHER FEVER
KEK SHALL SMITE ALL NON-BELIEVERS!


ENDLESS LIES
SAUDI TIES
WHEN SHE TALKS
THERE'S NO SURPRISE
SHIT COMES OUT
INSTEAD OF WORDS
SHUT THOSE DOWN WHO TWEET LIKE BIRDS
YOU'LL NEVER HEAR HER MAKE A FUSS
THE DONOR CLASS COMANDS OF US
SO WHEN YOU VOTE PLEASE BE WARNED
EXPECT NO MORE
FROM THE CORPORATE WHORE

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
BEFORE ELECTION NIGHT SHE WILL QUIT
DEPORT THEM ALL
AND BUILD THE WALL
A NOOSE AROUND HER NECK WILL FIT

KEK AS MY WITNESS,
IN THE NAME OF TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR
SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP

unfair
hilary's 7 w any politician and ill just have to chug the whole bottle at once

>Drink every time hillary lies
>Get alcohol poisoning

Should add Hillary mentions her foreign policy experience but doesn't give specifics because the whole world burned under her.

Please do not drink before or during the debates. We need your concerted attention to move the winds of probability to present obstacles to global government and certain war.

>7. Lies
if I was anyone else but a Finn or Russian, I would die

guess we know who owns the serb proxy

>hate Hillary and Trump
>"Heh, this leaf's a CTR shill."

Take the dick out of your mouth, degenerates.

underrated bantz

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This.

yeah, mentioning CTR doesn't automatically disqualify you from being part of their team.
it's more suspicious that you needed to even mention their name when nobody did


Stop projecting your fantasy of cockplay onto anons, degenerate

All of Hillary's emails are safe in Mother Serbia.

Jesus Christ the lying part would kill me.

>Hillary
>7. Lies

God damn Giuseppe, we're going to die before the debate ends.

>Oy Vey

>Drink when Hilary lies

I thought this was a drinking game, not instructions to kill myself via alcohol poisoning.

saved. thanks man

>7: lies
This image is attempted murder

>7. lies
no thanks