Kek summoning thread

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AYYLMAO SHADILAY KEKU
O SHADILAY PEPE
SHADILAYYLMAO KEK

BLESS THE LION

Hillary coughing / shitting starts 2am here. What about the land you are in?

Once kek goes mainstream, about 1bi person start saying his name, he will appears.

Bring us victory tonight! Praise be!

>r/the_donald

sage

>Upset because of random numbers and memes.

Donald will be the next president

kek is here

The will of KEK everyone.

Hillary Clinton will have a major seizure during the debates, and the media won't be able to cover it up! Kek wills it! (though she won't die or become a vegetable yet: we need the stupid cunt for the elections)

Hillary will get overwhelming booed at the debate while trump gets cheered.

What you guys should have done is created a single hypersigil to spread around before the debate. Too late now....

May my digits be a testament to Kek's greatness.

Literally nothing will happen. Singles will confirm this.

Lord Kek, hear me from the edge of the known, send me your light and bring me forth for I carry digits. Digits retrieved from the limp and weak body of Hilldog as I catapulted her into the end of time as if she were a childs doll, only to be surrounded by her last words, the answer to a question.

"What does it feel like to know Trump will win?"

Singles don't confirm shit, you moron.

Secret meme technique: thousand dubs fury

shadilay
Praise be

youtube.com/watch?v=ZaOptjNhKPU

>COUGHING FIT PANTS OF SHIT
>CAN'T STAND UP SHE HAS TO SIT
>EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
>SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
>PEE PEE PEE POO POO POO
>SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
>BY PEPE, KEK AND DONALD TRUMP
>LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP

oh lawds is i in heaven

Have you not seen the other threads? Kek is here.

Hillary will pass out

Oh boy.... im ready for this

I'm pretty sure the seizure is happening. This guy called it last week in an epic kek get thread.

Hillary Clinton will not die tonight. She will, however, be defeated by Trump the Prophet. This is Kek's will. This is Kek's edict. Praise him.

Singles confirm singles do confirm shit.

Glory to the Bull-Headed One - The Brazen Bull - Our Horrid King Besmear'd in Blood, Moloch.

He will sweep the Frog God away and offer up your bodies as fitting sacrifice to his Gory Majesty. The Master will have you - you will drown in your own blood as a cringing slave or offer yourselves up to MOLOCH.

Make your choice now, and be swift.

Hillary will not appear today, guys.

This fugging thread

Oh kek, bless this post and bless Trump in the debates if it is your will.

Is sky news a safe way to watch the debate britbro, or will the bias be unbearable

OP here holy fuck Ive witnessed Kek's power at work.

Forgive me great one!

Hillary will cry tonite

posting for gooks
pepe 4 prez

>tonight's

You should use proper punctuation when summoning gods. You just made Clinton with the election.

Confidence.

High energy.

Positivity.

Perfection.

don't even need a script for these digits

Kek is not summoned, Kek pleases himself with what he wishes.

Praise kek

PRAISE BE TO KEK!

Lord Kek harbinger of chaos

We Ye faithful acolytes beseech thee with pure heart and mind

That ye may grant our petition and overlook our flaws

Lord Kek grant thine power to the noble Trump against the demonic horde of Clinton

Let your spirit speak forth through Trump your instrument and manifest the deceit of Clinton

We pray: DEUS KEK DUES KEK

KEK forsaken us

Clinton will win

KEK wills this

PRAISE

Hillary will cough to the point the entire nation just feels awkward and doesn't know if someone should come to help.

TOP KEK.

ben carson will rape chelsea clinton backstage

kek praise us
praise kek
trump will win

poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurglepoo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurglepoo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle

No more dubs

He forsaken us all

KEK TAKE MY SACRIFICE AND LET SHILLARY SHIT HER PANTS TODAY!

Trump will win big league.

He forsake you

Your sacrifice to him is impure

KEK says to make trump win, Cred Forums must STOP ALL RACEMIXING

Dubbs for hillary shitting herself, tripples for a stroke

KEK SHOW ME THE WAY
Scott "persuasionman" Adams was right all along and Julian Rapesange will take Hillary to prision with his mighty leaks.

Praise Jesus.

I summon Captain Planet!

A frog will slip out of shillarys vagina on stage.
Praise Kek.

Praise KEK who makes Cred Forums pay for its hypocrisy

KEK wants Cred Forums to RACEMIX with niggers

hillary will fuck trump if repeating numbers
otherwise trump winning

kek has forsaken us

HE HATH SPOKEN

POL CANNOT RACEMIX WITH ANY BUT NIGGERS

>1911
Kek wants you to shoot yourself.

You wong

KEK will not forsake if you racemix with nigger

Kek sent you the following digits: 911
Your fate has been decided.

Yada Yada leave kek alone

>1945
well I guess kek wants me to be part of the CCCP again

KEK wants RACEMIX with nigger only

911 to nigger by racemixing

Crash planes on nigger tower

kek would never demand something like that

He wants you to fuck a bigger nigger

He just did

Look at the choos your dubs has wrought. That is his true will.

Lord KEK demand white-nigger interacial

Coughing fit
Pants of shit

youtube.com/watch?v=iz67V0spqeY

>choos
chaos
also go fuck yourself

Look at KEK demanding white nigger racemix

Hillary will get into a short coughing fit, Trump will then offer water.

Lord KEK speaks

HE DEMANDS WHITE NIGGER RACEMIX NOW

KEK WILL GRANT IT

AFTER WHITE NIGGER ALL RACEMIX

HE GRANTS WHITE TO RACEMIX WITH NIGGER

That video is good!

LORD KEK DEMANDS WHITE MIX NIGGER

LORD KEK DEMANDS RACEMIX WITH ASIAN GIRLS

He's already with us. It has been proven again and again. There is no need for threads like this. He is here and he will bring forth the happening

Kek, no dub and trips?

WITH ABO GIRLS RACEMIX

The sacrament of KEK!

Kek mit uns

Trump will shock the world with a stellar debate performance. He will bombard Hillary with corruption scandals and effectively smother the biased moderator's attempts to steer the debate away from this topic. Eventually Hillary will crack and try to shout over Trump, taxing her throat. Within two minutes, this will lead to a coughing fit coming on. She will try and fail to quell it with water, only making it worse, and coughing a little onto herself in a pathetic display that will be gif gold.
All while Trump convinces the nation and the world that she is little more than a political mafioso. It will essentially be an aggressive interview between Trump and the moderator by the end, as the network tries to minimise further exposure for Clinton. Once this settles in, Trump will call out biased questions, demand Hillary be quizzed equally hard, and revert to his successful style of vague but quick verbal counter punching.
Try and tell me this isn't plausible. You know it is, shills. The Clinton campaign ends tonight.

PRAISE THE GOD OF CHAOS AND THE BRINGER OF LIGHT

I BEG FOR GREAT HAPPENINGS

PRAISE HIM!!!!!

POO PEE POO PEE POO POO PEE
HILLARY SHITS HERSELF ON TV

Angela Merkel gets shot in the next few weeks.

PRAISE KEK
"SO MOTE IT BE"

(OP) #
>When Hillary loses, the Reddit and Tumblr tears will sustain me for weeks, maybe even months. I shall descend upon this board like a wolf upon a lamb, and bask in the unending impotent glory that this board will pump out. I will gaze upon the suicide threads (reddit) and rage posts (tumblr), and drink deep of their whining. When they actually start livestreaming their own suicides and self-mutilation, I'll know true ecstasy.
>I don't think my penis will ever be harder than it will be when a million fedoras and landwhales cry out in itty bitty we wuz khangz/religion of peace penis fury simultaneously.
>They'll try to convince themselves it was a rigged election. They'll try to convince themselves that the neo-Nazis had pulled a fast one on them.
>"We will riot!" They will say. "World War Three!" “American Holocaust!" they will cry.
>Time will pass, and they will do nothing because they only talk. They are too cowardly and weak to do anything
>But best of all, none of their bitching will balm the pain of knowing that their Queen, their hero, will go down in history as an embarrassment, as an amusing footnote at best, as the back stabbing traitor who lost to Pepe the Frog. The entire nation KNOWS that Trump is a loud mouthed asshole, that he’s practically bathed in the tears of millions of spics and liberals, and his administration will surely be mired in every offensive thing he’s ever spewed. But all this only drives home just how little the American people think of Hillary. After all his bullshit, his bigotry, his racism, they STILL see Trump as being superior to Hillary. When the denizens of Reddit and Tumblr come to this realization, they shall know true, soul-crushing, all-encompassing despair. Exquisite shall be their pain. I will look into their eyes and watch their spirit break, and won't reach my climax a moment sooner.
>I need to fap.
PRAISE KEK

Praise KEK

Right above your post, shill. Kek doth not forsake. Today is the day Hillary Clinton falls.

Hail thee, Kek! Savior of humanity, and deliverer of justice!
Hail thee, Facebook Frog, vessel of memetic fortitude and good bearings!
All hail!

>Organizing a Mass Meditation just before the Trump debate

Those who want to participate the meditation will start 30 minutes before the debate starts, we will send our positive energy to Mr.Trump.

>HOW DO I MEDITATE
Find somewhere comfortable and quiet to sit, it can be in a chair or on the floor, as long as it's comfortable.

Close your eyes and focus on your breathing.

Slowly start saying the mantra "Trump" without moving your tongue or lips.

Do not try and stop your thoughts or empty your mind. As you continue with this process, you will inevitably find that you drift away from the mantra. It is human nature for the mind to wander. Do not try and stop your thoughts or "empty your mind." Whenever you become aware that your attention has drifted away from your mantra to thoughts or any other distractions, simply return to silently repeating the mantra.

After approximately 20 to 30 minutes, stop repeating the mantra.

>You can use a timer on your phone with to get the timing correct.

If meditation isnt your thing, sacrifice or sex magick is also allowed.

Here goes...

HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I beseech thee, Almighty Kek!

Accept my humble sacrifice of OC and imbue our Emperor with savage bantz!

>tfw so close

MORE OFFERINGS FOR THE MEME GOD

Kek demands more sacrifice!

>If meditation isnt your thing, sex magick is also allowed.
Jerk for Trump's victory? That could work!

...

>those double dubs

Shadilay laddy!

Kek's will be done!

kek is with us

Kek is with us lads

Cred Forums needs a new white supremacist.

>tfw so close

WHAT KEK DEMANDS KEK GETS
Have this Scott as a sacrifice for your meme magic
May his guns point to repeating digits.
Praise Kek

FUCK

Kek be praized. Trump triumphant.

He feeds. He grows. Devouring memes and cucks alike.

Better to offer him the former than to become the latter.

Praise Him!

For what purpose?

But here's your wish

The christcucks sure are butthurt today

Praise be to Kek.
Place upon Hillary Clinton the wet poo poo in panties. Give Donald Trump victory if that is your will.
Praise be to Kek.

COUGHING FIT

PANTS OF SHIT

CAN'T STAND UP

SHE HAS TO SIT

EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE

SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH

PEE PEE POO POO

SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO

BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK, AND TRUMP

LIVE ON AIR, SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP

DEBATES WILL BE A FIERCE FIGHT

SHE'LL CALL OUT THE ALT-RIGHT

AS THOSE WORDS WILL ANGER KEK

SHE'LL BE IN SHIT UP TO NECK

SHE FAKES THE STRENGTH OF A LUCHADOR

BUT THE TRUTH WILL SPILL ACROSS THE FLOOR

PANTSUIT STAINED FOR ALL TO VIEW

THE DON'S REVENGE WILL CATCH HER TOO!

KEK pls give hillary diarrhea

>COUGHING FIT PANTS OF SHIT
>CAN'T STAND UP SHE HAS TO SIT
>EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
>SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
>PEE PEE PEE POO POO POO
>SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
>BY PEPE, KEK AND DONALD TRUMP
>LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP

WITNESSED

GIVE US A SHILLARY SHIT SHOW NOW

global-mind.org/gcpdot/
Let's make the dot turn red, lads.

PRAISE O MIGHTY KEK

I give to you my frog spirit oh mighty Kek !

>Bush dynasty dethroned
>Clinton dynasty dethroned
>Hillary lives long enough to see Ivanka Trump elected first female president
>George Soros flips the switch on Hillary's life support exoskeleton
Is this how the party of Omar Mateen ends?

>global-mind.org/gcpdot/
TLDR. WTF is dat?

COUGH COUGH COUGH

Global Consciousness Project realtime data, you lazy Ruski.

>COUGHING FIT PANTS OF SHIT
>CAN'T STAND UP SHE HAS TO SIT
>EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
>SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
>PEE PEE PEE POO POO POO
>SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
>BY PEPE, KEK AND DONALD TRUMP
>LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP

do you hear us Kek?

please, lead us to victory!

COUGHING FIT

PANTS OF SHIT

CAN'T STAND UP

SHE HAS TO SIT

EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE

SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH

PEE PEE POO POO

SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO

BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK, AND TRUMP

LIVE ON AIR, SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP

DEBATES WILL BE A FIERCE FIGHT

SHE'LL CALL OUT THE ALT-RIGHT

AS THOSE WORDS WILL ANGER KEK

SHE'LL BE IN SHIT UP TO NECK

SHE FAKES THE STRENGTH OF A LUCHADOR

BUT THE TRUTH WILL SPILL ACROSS THE FLOOR

PANTSUIT STAINED FOR ALL TO VIEW

THE DON'S REVENGE WILL CATCH HER TOO!

Kek

I feel like coughing after thinking about this

praise kek

focus mememagic on hillary coughing