Cred Forums doesn't "get" modern art

Really makes you stink

Vid TOTALLY FUCKING RELATED

youtube.com/watch?v=gGlJgU9x8tM

how perverse

Absolutely degenerate.

underrated

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What the fuck

EXACTLY THIS

youtube.com/watch?v=gGlJgU9x8tM

The Magritte-style clouds on either side make the giant butt look extra sophisticated

good documentary. if u posted it before, i watched it. wholeheartedly agree. he makes some good points

bit of a pretentious cunt though

>beards are manly

A R T
R
T

The 20th century was one big mistake

Sweden yes?

>poz

(((modern art)))

Daily reminder Jews score lower than whites on spacial intelligence part of the IQ test.

what a shitty goatse

You could say the same about postmodern fags not "getting" traditional beauty.

BTW do you remember pussy riot? Prior to their church "performance" they actually a lot of other "art". Like fucking in a museum or showing frozen chicken in vagina in a mall

here's some art work I stumbled across...really feeds you food for thought.

That building combo looks like hot shit

i thought you didn't call it pussy riots

toronto is an embarrassment

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this looks cool as fuck

Literally a money laundering scheme that poor brain dead fools actually believe.

savage

white "people"

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I remember this

Shit thread is shit. Please slide

You make it sound like you were there waffles..???

My next post will be Art. better take a seat fags

i took the bait. here ya go

beard fags on suicide watch

youtu.be/HdZ9weP5i68

Yes I was there, in the thread when it was posted.

Why are we not taking advantage of it? Surely Cred Forums can into modern art.

>human_centipede_deleted_scenes.jpg

Well you can say that she got a cold ice cock

Never thought I'd get to post this screencap

m.liveleak.com/view?i=dc9_1365627093

This post is art
do NOT reply to this post

youtube.com/watch?v=eiw0fw_sJOk

Good times

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I remember them being whipped by Cossacks when they tried to stir shit up in the olympics

So satisfying.

Ceci n'est pas un post de merde.

Someone should hang for this.

Modern art is the art of getting grant money.

Hurry, post Cred Forums masterpieces

Kek

There's nothing good about modernist and post modern art, especially this trite nonsense. It's just an erosion of standards and elitism of the art community

shit i lost , best comment so far.

>That chin
>That jaw line
>"her"

>Takes 2 min to open can
>Dis an uhh ghhh *grunt*
Seriously what is that

disturbing

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bahhhaha who kicked the shit out of such a progressive man, we got a video? so much joy knowing that fucking idiot got a kicking

They look white to you?

Not my proudest fap

>people in the crowd thought they were coming to some erotic art show
>5 hairy nu-male faggots and 2 ugly women eating shit, literally

just look at their faces lmao

Is that really him? Video? Honestly that dude was way worst than Cuckold Carl and Aids Skrillex

I think I've seen this movie before.

This has potential...

There's a video of that too, somewhere. I remember the fat neckbeard not being able to get hard and just pretending to fuck the blonde.

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>that texture
Fucking Source engine.

One of my rarest

That's the funny thing about it though.

Wealthy people spend millions of dollars buying modern and contemporary art, un-ironically. A guy I know who's a partner at a law firm, has his entire house filled with retarded art like that. Paintings that are a canvas completely painted red with a green line down the middle.

modern art is a window into the mind of a jew and why terms like "degeneracy" were formed

i like how all dudes in the public turn their faces off

I understand you.

My contribution is pic related. My pain.

> a revitalization of erotic grotesque or aesthetic movement hasn't happened yet

Beardsley didn't die for this.

Hardly the only such idiocy this guy has pulled off. Pic related.

Seriously, just parse through his list of works. It's all a mess and this thread hasn't even seen the worst.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Libeskind

I like it

Someone have the ebay listing of the user that made sheckels by putting up a screencap of someone saying "this is art" or something

His aesthic inspiration is malignant tumors rendered in triangular form using a mixture of frosted glass and artically darkened steel, apparently.

Revolt against the modern world senpai

Thank you. $10 million shekels and it's yours.

Alternatively, for just $5 million shekels, I will give you this one I just made.

ACT FAST, though. It's not going to be worth only $5 million shekels for long.

You mean modernism.

liveleak.com/view?i=a4d_1204458756

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Whats the building on the right?

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puts hand in pants
sniffs hand

hee hee... reddit! reddit the bacon!

How is that even legal?

i'd love to be working in the museum and thow that in the bin and replace it with another blank canvas, then everyone would be looking at my masterpiece instead

>not a single blonde person in the room

kek, look what we did to germany

wow the addition blends right in

Terrible anatomy but those nips are nicely rendered.

Well meme'd have an upboat :^)

sorry dunno who ever it is, i just found it on Cred Forums one day and saved it. I not even sure it's the same guy but clothes , hair , nose , eyes and facial hair look the same to me... if it is a bear ... sorry 2black2see.

Reminds me of the corrupted memory on my old video card causing texture fragments. Pretty sure that's not what he had in mind though.

>In 2008 LA Times critic Christopher Hawthorne wrote: "Anyone looking for signs that Daniel Libeskind's work might deepen profoundly over time, or shift in some surprising direction, has mostly been doing so in vain."

>In 2006, in the New York Times Nicolai Ouroussoff stated: "his worst buildings, like a 2002 war museum in England suggesting the shards of a fractured globe, can seem like a caricature of his own aesthetic."

>In the UK magazine Building Design, Owen Hatherley wrote of Libeskind's students' union for London Metropolitan University: "All of its vaulting, aggressive gestures were designed to 'put London Met on the map', and to give an image of fearless modernity with, however, little of consequence."

>William JR Curtis in Architectural Review called his Run Run Shaw Creative Media Centre "a pile-up of Libeskindian clichés without sense, form or meaning" and wrote that his Hyundai Development Corporation Headquarters delivered "a trite and noisy corporate message".

>In response, Libeskind says he ignores critics: "How can I read them? I have more important things to read."

i thought that was the point?

That's exactly the point of deconstructionism, m8. And there is literally nothing wrong with that. Except that people are forced to look at it since it is public space.

I like it

Looks even worse from above.

We as a culture have become so obsessed with sodomy that we literally create shrines to it.

He messed with Methodman.

Except its a horrible work of art. Why would I want a recreation of that in the real world? Just because I interpret it as something, doesn't make it good art. If it reminded me of a triangular piece of shit, would that still satisfy the point of deconstructionism? For fuck sakes what the hell is wrong with you people?

Because modern art is 99.9% having the right person marketing your work.

>literally meme arrows

> tfw retarded libshits would consider goatse.cx high art ahead of its time

>your_momma_new_toy_has_been_delivered.jpg

I'm not defending it. I want ugly modern buildings to fucking disappear from the public space as much as you do, but this shit still has artistic value, as much as I hate to admit that. It's kind of like a glitch in the matrix.

You cheeky devil

Posting a classic which fits this thread perfectly

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this must be some staged porn or i really lost hope for western europe (that for sure is not Poland, we are still true european)

Daily reminder that the only part of the original design Libeskind that made it into the final design of 1WTC was the height.

Because everyone knows he sucks and was like, "Ay yo hol up, we gonna let dis dude design this shit...I mean, really?"

And then they changed literally everything.

this jew can explain.
youtube.com/watch?v=d7ez-gIt08I

>modern art

first its post modern and second none understand it. thats the whole fucking point of it.

Hurts to look at, it's like 3D artifacts in a video game

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Inside of this can there is litterally what is written, there are 90 exemplars of it, medium price 70.000€.
The number 18 was sold for 124.000€
The number 54 was sold for 182.500£
This is Art

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>SO PROGRESSIVE
>SO TOLERANT
>SO JEW

check this one out my man. I did it with my eyes closed

Modern art is a money-laundering tool, nothing more.

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look at their hair color , i don't see any white there

damn this is some art , rate my art m8

When SHTF I will march to modern art museums with my buddies in arms and tear those places apart, like nothing has ever been torn apart before.

Daily reminder that modernism is much worse than post-modernism. Ian Fleming even named a Bond villain after the architect of this abomination.

Too much

dumping my modern art collection

Reminder that this kind of shit was in style in Germany before the Nazis came to power.
When you hear about book burnings they were burning degenerate shit out of sex museums and tranny studies centres.

The time is coming once again, except this time all the western powers are in the same fucking boat, so there will be nobody to stand against the purge when it happens.

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Australia you are our greatest ally

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huh?

what did you guys mean by this?

madman

Consecutive numbers are an art form too

Nigger, this shit never stopped being popular after the 1920s. The difference is that back then it was nothing but clever meta commentary. In the 1960s people just didn't got the joke and took it at face value.

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>wanting to stand in front of a giant asshole for 5 hours "oohing" and "ahh"ing

Liberals should all be killed.

Does anyone have the image that says
"atheist art" and shows modern bullshit
"christian art" and shows renaissance masterpieces
?

I, personally, like Malevich a lot.

check this out !
This is the expression of a whole community of 70 million people who inspired me for this masterwork
i call it " The French Flag "
shit's worth billions

and keep FEEDING you, and FEEDING you

Beautiful, I can see the struggle of the artist trying to accept a world where he doesn't fit in.

for once I agree with a kraut

This one too, but guys might find it offensive.

mIEN NIGGER

this is beautiful

should we start making and selling abstract merchants?

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this looks like a building from hl2

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R A R E Skype
A
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This is an amazing Rare Merchant, mr merchant, really nice

This is my post modern interpretive art.

Literally 2 minutes in MS paint

the epitome of degeneracy, Jesus Christ

This doesn't look so bad.

I see this area packed with mudshits in the near future.

made this in 30 seconew

My sides are in orbit.
How did art degrade so much?

>"Look how grotesque and absurd I'm. Isn't it shocking and ground braking? Meaning?! Art is objective you shitlord!"

bretty good

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>mfw cause of death of the author this is a valid way to view the art

What a masterpiece of art

r8ing 12/10

another artistic masterpiece

I actually like the water part there, it's pretty cool. The rest is just shit though.

kek, you motherfucker. I fell for it again.

Ruthless.

What the fuck? Is that Gilbert Gottfried in drag pairing them?

R8 my art you faggots

Comfy AF

>Buy a blank canvas
>Swap it with the "original"
>Sell the original to a retard with too much money

Seriously, though, you can take random screenshots of different sections and make a thousand times more interesting modern art than anything they were trying to do in whatever they were actually trying to do.

Pic related.

Why is that there are almost every sing time WHITES involved in such degeneracy? You never any see blacks/ hispanics pissing colors, shiting rainbows, stretching their anuses in public "art" exhibitions. It's always some blue-eyed nordic looking middle class male with a hairy ass . Not even Jews are into this kind of depravity.

Behold the rarest merchant in existence.

>Only 1 copy was ever produced in 1971

Copying or saving this image in your local Merchant folder
is strictly against the law and you will be persecuted to the full extent of the International Law,

This one isn't so bad compared to the other ones ITT. At least it is recognizable as a building, and the postmodern masturbation is confined to some meaningless colors and shapes on the facade.

i'm a legitfaggo and this is... revolting.

kill me pls

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TAKE THIS DOWN RIGHT NOW FUCK THIS TRIGGERS ME SO HARD

It's almost as if less is more.

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What year is this

Ha faggot, stolen!

KYFS

It's still pretty bad man, don't let the extreme displays ITT numb your perception of what's acceptable.

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>modern architecture

Weimar Republic.

youtube.com/watch?v=6aGvEmx7_7U

>hating on brutalism

It's a shit style for housing projects like those, sure, but outside of Britain it can work well.

I actually saw that giant spreading pair of arse cheeks on BBC news the other night, with a bunch of muslims sitting underneath it, was quite fitting really...

good lad

PUT IT IN YOUR ASS SLOW LIKE TTTSSSSSSSSSSS

>tfw we would actually live like the left picure if not for greed and jews
This is probably worse than the dark age.We live in the illusion of development.

Fuck, I wish that was a webM with sound.

SHART

KEK, screen shot crop wasn't even centered. Fuck.

/modernart/ - Vaginas & Assholes

My greatest work of Art

Jewish corruption of whites.

>polish jewish descent
>born 1946
you could have stopped this

It's contemporary art, not modern art

That's probably what they were trying to do, a bystander just took a picture of the awkward and peculiar situation. It wouldn't make much sense for this whole scene to be the "art" when there are random people all over it and someone drawing it.

youtube.com/watch?v=I4EomaF0LtA

Brutalism only works when

a) surrounded by nature
b) when it uses unorthodox geometry

Everything else needs to be torn down asap. It makes me suicidal to look at.

That's pretty creative.
No such thing as modern art. This will one day be old art.

Modern art is a money laundering scheme.

A bunch of people bandwagon on it not realizing this.

underrated post

>of Polish Jewish decent
It's not even funny anymore Cred Forums.

pst...link?

looks like some shit Lovecraft described in the Cthulhu mythos

>modern means contemporary

American education at its finest. Hint: We've been living in the "modern" era for about 100 years now. In fact, this is the post-modern era since the 1980s.

it was never funny to begin with
you should laugh anyway, because it's either laugh and set everything on fire or cry into your drink

Brutalism never works, architecture peaked in the Victorian era we even made Bombay look nice

Maybe it is?

>not gaping
We had goatse long before this.

What people are mostly bitching about here is a specific style, postmodernism. Even a century from now, these works will still be postmodern. Like other similarly named movements, it refers not just to art and architecture but to an entire social philosophy, which happens to encapsulate all the stupid bullshit Cred Forums is also constantly fighting against.

Modernism as an architectural style mostly died out in the eighties.

>art

Youby dooby doo

Someone said contemporary art and they thought he said contemporary fart so he did one.

Somebody please shop the classic butthole spreading pic onto this. GET IT DONE

Victorian architecture and anything built in the 19th century looks great, but you can't deny that is pretty comfy. In fact, historicist architecture can sometimes go a little overboard, like pic related. Literal statues for simply houses take things a notch to far, imo.

Modem art is just like lefties: ugly, wrong, and invasive.

Yes I can deny it looks comfy because it's ugly a shit but liberal atheist communist socialist faggot Germans are brain dead and don't know a good thing if it asks it to wait until marriage before sex and rather take a homo dick up the ass.

welp time to flatten Dresden again

>What year is this [Ribbentrop photo]

1938 according to Wikipedia Commons

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art nouveau > post-modernist / futurist = historicist >>>>>> dogshit > modernist

Modernism only triumphed over art nouveau because it was cheaper to built.

hurts the eye

>modern literature

That shit doesn't look comfy at all. It looks shit because it's shit.

This is as far as it should go. Even then, I would have done something different with the balcony railings/barriers.

Yeah I said it. I don't like how FLW did the balcony railings on Falling Water. Fuck you.

Just ducking kill yourself you have complete shit taste, anything modern in regards to architecture is complete garbage. I'd rather Yonge street be lined with wood cabins than shitty modern buildings

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>only works when it is hidden by natural beauty

Don't excuse the inexcusable user

Building is ugly and stupid, should be torn down this guys a hack and completely over rated.

Shut up, leaf.

;_;7

>one of the most underrated memes on Cred Forums

I get it
youtube.com/watch?v=lNI07egoefc
vimeo.com/101804860

Yea, they're all busy working for BLACKED.com

I hope there's another war so I can bomb your piece of shit country, literally everything bad in the past 100 years has come from your piece of shit nation. Every German needs to be wiped from the face of this earth. You invented modernism and Berlin had the first Tranny clubs in Europe. Degeneracy is in your blood

I hope that room has air ducts so poisonous gas can move freely.

>tfw anal vore fetish

I've been to falling water. It looks OK but it does not feel habitable. It is damp, cold, the wind wips through the balcony, and the rooms feel austere.

It is meant to be a house, what is the point of it if it doesn't feel like people are meant to inhabit it?

butte :-DDDDDDDDDDDDD

What makes you think there's no gas in there?

Would spend shekels on shirt with

>blue
>shart

Could I call this a blart?

When you got yourself TITAN aug.

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Alright Cred Forums, if you think these buildings are so bad, show me a better piece of modern architecture that doesn't call back to classical designs.

I'm waiting.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Corbusier

Nice try shifting the blame, french frog.

>don't understand modern art
>feel dumb when people talk about it
>gets upset at call it all shit

loving
every
laugh

Cred Forums once more reveals itself as the stupidest board on Cred Forums

go back to /trash/

>Cred Forums is now an art criticism forum
kek

>Cred Forums

because we're better at everything, so obviously when we put our minds to it we're better at being degenerate pieces of shit

That would be art nouveau. It builds and improves upon the past instead of burning it down.

Art is culture and culture is politics.

BASED SLAVS
fucking rekt those feminist cunts

>198 replies on an obvious bait thread
wew lads

"Art" my ass.

Germany's BDSM is famous for being way harsher.
N-not that I know of such topics.

i would pay that for a post of painful truth

Just made some new art goy.

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>any of this garbage
>good art
>HURR YOU JUST DON'T GET IT

>Art is culture and culture is politics.
damn this is what cultural marxism education do to someone!

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1 - Architecture is the soul of the nation.

2 - Modern society is soulless and rootless

1 + 2 = impossibility of contemporary design to even come close to the beauty produced by men in a spiritually healthy epoch

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w-what... why does this exist?

Build the wall.

Actually it's really simple and basic.

Don't see how a brain-dead donkey couldn't figure this half-baked pseudo-pretentious drivel out.

The initial post is obviously b8, but at the end of the day we're discussing how shitty modern art is.

Trying too hard there leaf.

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Hmm.

Damn maybe I can scam rich white people into buying my shitty art and have some sort of ovscure symbolism for it.

awful my man kys

Consider that at our best we are reduced to mimicry.

The really sad thing is we aren't even in an engineering age anymore. We couldn't even build the Golden Gate Bridge again if we needed to.

Well, can he?

It looks *better* because of the trees surrounding it, but that is true of almost any building. The structure itself is still garbage.

Finally, someone said it.

When you have to give someone tens of millions of dollars, but want to do it legally, trade some easily copied canvases in private.

I speak nothing but the truth

that looks dope

are you an artist?

>nothing BUTT the truth

A FUCKING LEAF

youtube.com/watch?v=gGlJgU9x8tM

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Modern art is easy to understand. Just look at the last names of art critics and the owners and managers of museums for the past 50 years, and it's very easy to understand.

You guys literally can't stop talking about us, this thread has nothing to do with Canada, I know your women have our big cocks in their minds all the time but you guys can stop thinking about us for one second can't you?

Cool, paint it with the same color consistently and it might actually sell.

But you can't you lack the technical talent.

>A

>FUCKING

>Asian
>big cock

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It's like a metaphor for what's happened to Germany

Wow, how new und shockingkh

>stealing from jews
are you mental ?

This

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I am. Are you a real life Jew interested in purchasing my latest work for $10 million shekels?

I've been there it seemed like I couldn't stay for more than a day or two if I lived there. Even with modern amenities. It's just weird and I wouldn't be able to sleep every time there was a thunderstorm for fear of the house going over the cliff.

Shit I didn't see the flag. The Jewish mafia is after me now. Oy vey!

That's how you won 1812 too eh? You kill your enemies and they win ;)
Ok nigger

You didn't win 1812 leaf
also how does it feel that when you set DC on fire it was put out by god himself the same night? Meanwhile we torched York completely.

The flag's still here cuckboi.

>lol dick Asian fucc boi gets offended
>brings up a war that Canada didn't even fight
>calls me a nigger

WEW LAD

You must be fucking RAUNCHY with jealousy. Does your sister cuck her Canadian hubby with a big American stallion?

Just sold for $6 million.

>defend your territory from invaders
>y..you didn't win! We won because we invaded you and didn't gain any territory
K
We didn't want to take over America
Maybe big in the waste

I kind of think the joke is funny though. An artist literally sold his shit.

>We didn't want to win the war
FTFY

>We didn't want to take over America

>implying you could've

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_New_Orleans

>Maybe big in the waste

So all of Canada?