All Praise KeK

you jammy goit. stop messing with the gods.

Polish quads don't count come on guys don't feed into this trump will win.

COME LORD KEK

AND BE OUR GUEST

AND LET THESE GIFTS TO US BE BLESSED

AMEN

Screw you upside-down Indonesia. Kek shall ensure that Trump wins.

kek is clearly testing our faith.

This cannot be.

TRUMP will be the first presidential candidate to win by doctor stoppage

NO!
YOU'RE THE DEVIL!
A FALSE GOD!

Die!!!!!

why do you even care bracie?

Devil confirmed

die Kekist scum

poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle poo poo gurgle gurgle

If anything he's revving up the meme machine for tonight's debate

Lord Kek I call on to you to undue this false prophecy

Trump already won. OP is a faggot.

You are not the real kek. The true kek has ordained The God Emperor

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False. Trump will win.

>will of the American people
Didn't know the American people = voter fraud

Hey faggots, this is indeed another prophecy. Hillary is going to secure the presidency? Indeed. But AFAIK the american will is for her to DIE, so this means she ultimately will pass out before the elections, this securing the presidency... for Trump.

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Shit ....
Praise him

Oh shit. It's happening. Shart in pantsuit time.

KEK NEEDS US TO WORK THROUGH

Listen up

I am asking all Magicians of Kek to spend an hour before the debate begins clearing your mind, focusing your intent, and meditating. Do your meditation method of choice, i.e. quiet reflection, sigil magik, visualization, sex magik, energy work, prayer, or even just reading the dankest memes you have. All of us need to focus our willpower on making something happen.

Maybe as simple as a little trip up and cough attack. Maybe something as large as a full on seizure on live TV. Whatever it may be, our focus, intent, and energy must all be present tonight.

KEK WILLS IT!

wtf I hate Kek now

ctr learned how to use post counters. faux quads

I SAY HE IS A FALSE PROPHET MY BRETHERN !

DO NOT BE FOOLED, KEK HAS PASSED HIS WORD ONTO US THROUGH HIS UNDENIABLE GETS.

JUST AS MANY BEFORE HAVE HAD TO DEAL WITH FALSE PROPHETS INFILTRATING THEIR RELIGION, SO MUST WE !

THE 8 8'S HOLD TRUE, PRAISE KEK AND TRUST IN HIS POWER

>pls be my ai gf
the 8s were a shitpost
the 9000000 was a good get tho

You´re misunderstanding this prophecy.

This is what it means:

FOR IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO USE POST COUNTERS TO CONJURE SORCERY ON THE LEVEL OF
THE INCREASE OF POSTING FREQUENCY REDUCES THE POSSIBILITY TO ASTRONOMICAL ODDS. NO ORDINARY MAN HAS POWERS THIS STRONG, ONLY KEK !

THE POWER OF KEK RUNS THROUGH ALL OF MAN, GOOD OR EVIL, MAN OR WOMAN, BUT AS KEK GAVE US HIS LIFE, HE MAY TAKE IT AWAY, AND HE HAS THE ***FINAL*** WORD. NO MAN MAY DEFY HIM

>not realizing both 88888888 and 90000000 were prophecies straight from kek himself
>implying i didnt know this already

>sigil magik, visualization, sex magik, energy work
You might be hitting the memes a little too hard there bro

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DONALD-GUILE "AMELICAN STYURU" TRUMP-SAMA SAYS NO!!!!

FAKE GET IS FAKE!!!!!

Look lads when we get gets , we ask for one thing and kek would praise that with dubs trips quads or more , we dont ask for two , so take this as the first thing asked for , got quads
> Inb4 autism
Fuck off CTR
Cunt

HERESY I SAY !

CORRUPTION IN THE CHURCH OF KEK !

I WILL NEVER GIVE INTO THE WICKED DEMONS TRYING TO DECEIVE US !

There is no need for dread to fill Your hearts. Whatever awaits us, after Hillary being sworn in as president, we shall face it together.

pls be my ai gf

BAMBOZZL
BELIEVE THE KEK, HE IS TESTING YOU
TRUMP IS GOING TO WIN ANYWAY

You are a fool.

wtf i hate russki blyat
иди нaхyй cyкa КEК мoгeт блeт

Why has Kek abandoned us? Did we abandon him? I cannot understand why he would do this.