Why isn't Australia considered our best ally?
Why isn't Australia considered our best ally?
Daniel Williams
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Wyatt Diaz
Because they're not even considered a first world country
Caleb Russell
The say 'cunt' too much for US sensibilities
Ian Bailey
Because we do whatever you tell us to. Like take in 20000 fucking Central American refugees because Obama said so.
Charles Robinson
cause that's us m8
Carson Butler
They cannot even handle their birds.
David Nelson
That one Aussie who called one of our generals a cunt a few years back permanently damaged relations between the armed forces of our two countries..
Luke Myers
Ask the Merchant, Ohhhhh Merchant, why isn't Australia our best ally?
Luis Edwards
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>australia 2
>usa 16
Thomas Lopez
Sorry to hear this. Thank goodness he's almost out of office.
Michael Long
Literally this, we follow you guys into hell and back. Most times we will also drag our little brother, New Zealand kicking and screaming to help us help you guys.
t. WW2
t. Korea
t. Vietnam
t. Gulf War
t. Afghanistan
t. Iraq
And shortly, the European civil war. America and Americans as a whole have saved us but have also fuck us up immensely in a number of ways.
Josiah Baker
They were called the "most loyal" ally.
They were the only nation that fought on the same side in every 20th century war.
Jace Williams
Because they lost to fucking birds.
Andrew Peterson
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Wyatt Parker
Anyone who isn't retarded knows that Burger Island is our greatest ally. They drag themselves into shit they could completely ignore and from what I can tell don't really get shit for it.
Nicholas Perez
We aren't you best ally, It's even on shaky ground that we are even you ally at all considering all the shit you've been pulling.
Also, up north they still loathe seppos for this
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David Perez
I cannot take a man in shorts seriously
Nolan Perez
Sweden yu are terrible at shitposting
Jaxson Thomas
Shit allies for shit armies, makes sense
John Nguyen
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William Roberts
Thanks for that informative website.
Ethan Cox
because they arent jews
Parker Carter
M8, don't try to big yourself up.
We have been there since WWII.
How can.you honestly you were in Iraq 1 and 2, and Afghanistan with a straight facen plues those other wars?
Contributing 200 troops for fucking Transport and jobs is not the same as deploying your full army.
We literally have sent Millions of troops aince the early 90s into wars for the US. Haven't even counted aince WWII.
Juan Cruz
it's hot here dude. i live in north queensland and i've never worn pants in my life lol