>yfw all starwars movies are rebel alliance propaganda >yfw you never see the suffering endured throughout the galaxy because of the jedi >yfw you will never see a movie showing how Palpetine created jobs, restored trade routes, established order, secured the hyperspace routes, made the galaxy great again.
What suffering did the jedi cause you ask? All technology from medicine to space travel were the same things the old republic had (thousand years). Yep, the jedi enforced the stagnation of technological progress in the galaxy because they thought it would only lead to war. They are literally the gun sjw gun grabbers of star wars.
>has a library of knowledge they keep to themselves about the old repubilc >Socialist levels of taxation that made galactic commerce. >Padme existed but she dies because of bullshit jedi rules, "yes we have a clone army but the medical technology that comes from that is too dangerous to be trusted with the goy- i mean the rest of the galaxy". >why do you NEED a lightsaber? I MEAN COME ON PEOPLE IT'S 33 B.B.Y >your people are in civil war? you have slaves n shit? let me consult my feelings on this
Then comes Palpetine, high energy madman that shows the jedi for what they truly were. He was simply the spark to the clone wars in all fairness. Think of how many systems were pissed off enough in the first place to form a coalition fighting for succession.
Then the jedi fuck it up again and this time the yuzong von arrive and over 300 trillion people die in the fighting.
>tfw you will never see something like this on the big screen
Nice star wars EU reference. However I am not sure if all this is correct. You make a lot of assumptions about the Empire.
Jeremiah Baker
Just let your neurons fire off for a second.
A military as powerful as the Empire's (forget about the death star that thing is icing on the cake) means that an even more fucking ridiculous economy has to exist in the galaxy to support it. And a good economy benefits everybody.
>yfw you realize the republic didn't even have an army of the republic >yfw they were a bunch of socialist hippies
Adam Rogers
i hate jedis so much
1) Jedi have a congress with what some might consider a demon (Yoda) to be the head of it.
2) An angry token black nigger gets to do anything he wants. (Mace Windu)
3) Interfere with the affairs of sovereign planets, and empires, merchants and trade corps.
Jedi are fucking socialist scum. They are the masturbatory Mary Sue of a socialist Marxist. The never use an army but use highly trained special agents to infiltrate and destroy "negotiate".
Jeremiah Wood
>1) Jedi have a congress with what some might consider a demon (Yoda) to be the head of it.
yes yoda was a manlet cuck
>2) An angry token black nigger gets to do anything he wants. (Mace Windu)
Mace was probably the most redpilled jedi before vader because he embraced the darkside without turning to it.
>3) Interfere with the affairs of sovereign planets, and empires, merchants and trade corps.
It was only a matter of time before war broke out with or without Palpetine. Where was the response from the republic when naboo was invaded? Why was it so hard to send a fleet over to BTFO the trade federation? That shit would never have happened under the Empire.
>space niggers invades planet for gibmedats >based imperial fleet of star destroyers arrives the same day >executor class star destroyers making the galaxy great again
Juan Powell
I don't see how anyone with more deep knowledge of fluff in sw can be on the jedi side.
Isaiah Brooks
Luke Skywalker was a religious fundamentalist, and a terrorist.
Noah Hill
>Mace was probably the most redpilled jedi before vader because he embraced the darkside without turning to it.
m8, just because he is black is doesn't mean he embraced the dark side, it's genetic, not force
Aiden Martin
Why are we still talking about the jedi? Don't you know it's CURRENT GALACTIC YEAR?
Luke Harris
Actually, you have a good point here.
The Jedi council is an elitist group that exerts enormous influence on governments and the military of the Republic. This group is only open to those who are born with exceptional Force abilities.
This is equivalent to cronyism and birthright privileges which are a major problem in our society as well.
We could equate the Jedi council to the political party insiders who peddle influence and make decisions based on their own agenda. They are the ultimate lobbyists.
>Though more prominent among dark side users, Windu was able to master the form without falling to the corrupting influence of the dark side
Nathaniel Gomez
>consider yoda a demon >in a galaxy full of infinitely different life forms Sure the Jedi are shitty, but you're just a fucking idiot.
Ayden Torres
>without falling to the corrupting influence You're retarded and your OP is retarded. I hate fucks who try to talk about shit they have no idea.
Zachary Roberts
The Empire kept the trade routes safe from scum and villainy like the Hutt cartels.
Jason White
Typical brainless rebel alliance scum.
>hur dur ur retarded hur dur >refutes nothing >hur dur
Connor Reyes
Clones were the master race
Nathan Allen
>doesn't get a joke >goes full autism >muh rebel scum
Benjamin Gomez
\o/ hail hydra
Nolan Anderson
keep in mind that the whole rebel saga was more or less similar to the founding and succession of america breaking away from england, however these days its england thats doing a brexit meanwhile america is picking our noses and utterly distracted. aparently this story happened a long long time ago. also consider that no one these days co-relates the rebel alliance with the united states anymore and consider it very very strange and sci-fi and other-worldly, its more or less the opposite in america these days or like the empire, even vaders helmet is similar to german ww2 helmets. I guess the baby boomer hippies could only relate to their parents through this movie because they wanted to lash out against their parents. sorry for rambling and babbling thanks for reading my crap.
