Trump General: 3 HOURS 45 MINUTES Edition

Thank you based OP.

I'll get some sleep now in order to catch the debates fresh.

Checked! Let's get ready for the debates!

Is it (You) from yesterday?

>During the debate Trump says, “I am currently the president forever,” and, because the moderators fail to fact-check him, it is accepted by America as true.

Streamlinks

youtube.com/watch?v=vJ4CSmOqS5c

youtube.com/watch?v=855Am6ovK7s

youtube.com/watch?v=L6QElWIKfDk

debates.twitter.com

going to be up all night laughing when trump chokes and you idiots are on a massive damage control campaign

DRUMPFSHITS BTFO

All hillary has to do is pic related, and she's president

How much longer until President Trump debates Bill Clinton's wife?

I am asking all Magicians of Kek to spend an hour before the debate begins clearing your mind, focusing your intent, and meditating. Do your meditation method of choice, i.e. quiet reflection, sigil magik, visualization, sex magik, energy work, prayer, or even just reading the dankest memes you have. All of us need to focus our willpower on making something happen.

Maybe as simple as a little trip up and cough attack. Maybe something as large as a full on seizure on live TV. Whatever it may be, our focus, intent, and energy must all be present tonight.

KEK WILLS THIS

TRUMP WILL WIN TONIGHT.

Trump is going to win...
MAGA

Holy fucking kek, that's a spicy meme. Saved.

Dubs of truth state that Hillary will embarrass herself tonight

Time to shut her lying globalist mouth live in front of more then a million Americans

AWOO

Might be

Frog in your throat ~ Shadilay Shadilay

Hillary will collapse on her way to the podium, kek wills it

i'm so H Y P

FUCK I CANT WAIT SHEEEIT

THIS MODERATOR GUNNA BE A SHITHEAD I CAN FEEL IT

JUST YOU WAIT DAHNALD

I'LL CRASH THIS DEBATE WITH NO SURVIVORS AND RECLAIM MY DELEGATES

It starts in 4 hours and 45 minutes actually. Put your alarm on for 3 AM.

We're SO CLOSE, I can TASTE IT.

itsalmo.st/#presidentialdebates

Count down cunts

Wow I'm excited to see Drumpf lose his temper and look like a bumbling idiot in front of millions of people nationwide.

I can't wait to come back here and see all you fat neckbeard drumpfkins whine about your fallen hero.

HOW DO I WATCH THE DEBATE

SOMEONE LINK ME PLEASE I'M CRAZY

>acting like a fucking child

Hahahaha, please do this - I'll laugh

Why is Savage pissed off?

Clinton is desperate to mobilise the young voters Obama/Bernie had.

She's even resorting to memes now
>You can't make this up!
She used that in one of her speeches.

I'a Kek

so no arguing, just drop bombs.
unless said argue provides lulz

Based Bill.
twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/780501850944602112
twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/780501850944602112
twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/780501850944602112

No, its 3 bongs 43 bings from now.

youtu.be/ZaOptjNhKPU
COUGHING FIT PANTS OF SHIT
CAN'T STAND UP SHE HAS TO SIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE PEE POO POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY PEPE, KEK AND DONALD TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP

It's 2am here actually, nigger

Imagine if Trump really says that. It's over

I want to do lewd things to Papi.

this is the realistic landslide outcome

I know why you're obsessed with the chestlet.

I forgot you're tranny central. That's why you like Tardi.

The debate will be on twitch right? anyone got a link?

MR. PRESIDENT
TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITY WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN AND THE GIRLS ARE PRETTY
WONT YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE

youtube.com/watch?v=GHEUsGhUtgg

>Praise Trump
>Take my energy
>Trump wins
>MAGA

He's right, take a look at this shit, one comment about Hillary and I already got one twitter.com/jeffreyjonsmith/status/780514542715412480

Its going to happen

lmgtfy.com/?q=debate stream

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TONIGHT HILLARY WILL LOSE THE ELECTION

I eagerly await her trying this and going into a coughing fit.

KEK WILLS IT

good thought

COUGHING FIT

PANTS OF SHIT

EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE

POO RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH

PEE PEE POO POO

SHE WONT MAKE IT TO THE LOO

IF THIS POST ENDS IN FIVE OR EIGHT

SHE WILL DEFECATE AT THE DEBATE

hahahah the bots

we need to report them to jagex

>4 hours

I'll be memeing Trump as a helicopter pilot.

May as well include rhode island and wisconsin if you want full blown best case scenario

Trump now leading in Colorado at (((RCP))) ...
realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/co/colorado_trump_vs_clinton-5751.html

Daily reminder to not care about MSM polls and focus on spreading the fire.
Remember badass Farrage. Remember Brexit polls before the vote.
Remember this delightful taste of fresh salted tears gushing in the streets this morning. How good it felt.
MAGA

okay but what if people tune in late?

>massive damage control campaign
Best description of CTR ever

PAY DENBTS

Post your MAGA wallpapers

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Why is ma boi NM blue
swtich it up with ME and itd be perfect

WHAT IS YOUR BATTLE CRY??

>THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=E7oMBq1vkCM

>IL but not WI
>no NM
>no VA
>no OR
>ME CD1
>realistic landslide

FUCK OFF

THIS IS THE FINAL RESULT

MY PREDICTIONS ARE THE BEST PREDICTIONS, BELIEVE ME

3 hours 41 minutes now senpai

Guys, i have exclusive PA poll. Should I post?

3:40 until 45th President Donald Trump
debates Mrs Bill Clinton

See

WHERE'S THE FUCKING LINK
I JUST SEE NEWS ARTICLES

In the first debate, Romney supporters BTFO of Obama supporters (on social media) and swayed public opinion for perceived Romney "win".

Obama supporters were far better prepared for the next debates and they BTFO of Romney supporters.

The TV networks will be posting the shitposting stats from Twitter tonight and weighing it into calling the winner like in 2012.

DO NOT JUST SIT ON HERE SHITPOSTING WERE IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER.

Rev up your fucking twatters and lets get a win tonight lads.

All I have to say is..
Fuck Trump
Fuck that faggot cocksucking frog "Kek"
Fuck the ridiculously stupid gun laws the US has
Fuck white trash in all countries everywhere
And please, please, please let Hillary win.

soon

>landslide

>no VA

Now hold on there pardner.

Dahnald earned those delegates fair and square.

>they actually think she will win Florida
Should we tell them?

The asshurt in these threads will be truly epic today. I can already see it now

>Hillary: "Mr Trump, I've heard a lot of fluff and slogans from you, but what exactly do your policies consist of?"
>Trump: "W-We're gonna b-build a wall!"
>Hillary: "that's not a policy , Mr trump"
>Trump: *literally shits his pants while stammering "M-make America great again"

Streamlinks

youtube.com/watch?v=vJ4CSmOqS5c

youtube.com/watch?v=855Am6ovK7s

youtube.com/watch?v=L6QElWIKfDk

debates.twitter.com

Do it, nerd.

New facebook post

If I was Trump strategist for this debate my strategy would be the same Eminem used in the final rap battle in that 8 miles movie: to preempt every single accusation by the adversary right on the opening remarks (if they have that in the debates and if Trump goes first):

> my adversary will call be racist, xenophobic, sexist, islamophobic
> a fascist, a racist and deplorable
> it's not up to me defend against those accusations, just look at my past and let my deeds talk by themselves
> I desegregated clubs, employed women, blacks and latinos at the highest positions
> walked side by side with Al sharpton and Rosa Parks descendants, moderators can fact check that on the spot, I don't care
> I same here to talk about policy and that's what we should talk.
> My opponent probably wants to avoid that because, as usual, appealing to emotions and labeling their opponents is all they ever known.
> my policy is clear and even our opponents know it by heart:
> the wall will be built, Mexico is going to pay for it
> jobs will return to America and the choice will be hire locally or pay the tariffs
> America will be great again and for all Americans

Maybe she should cough instead, it'd be more noticeable.

youtube.com/watch?v=vJ4CSmOqS5c

read the thread

Go ahead but we ain't clicking anything you post Belarus

>71 Chevelle
Patrician taste

My legs are tired of sitting down

>COUGHING FIT
>PANTS OF SHIT
>EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
>POO RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
>PEE PEE POO POO
>SHE WONT MAKE IT TO THE LOO
>IF THIS POST ENDS IN FIVE OR EIGHT
>SHE WILL DEFECATE AT THE DEBATE

Doy

The simpsons always have a joke for everything, including this debate.
illary is going to be so drugged up just to appear there she wont be able to make coherent sense.

this is the true final outcome. If america wasn't communist about gambling i'd put money on exactly this map

Nervous?
I'm so pumped I think my heart might explode

I've got most of my family and friends voting Trump, but my mom (born 1956) is still on the fence. Her biggest issue is preserving the Roe v. Wade decision, she will vote for Hillary if she thinks Trump would try and overturn it. If anyone has a line to the Trump folks, let them know they could probably get quite a few women voters to switch to Trump if he addressed this, assuring them he will not outlaw abortion.

Please accept this old internet currency as payment for getting this info to the big guy.

Shadilay

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Have a wank or something, but keep high energy the entire time

holy shit true

remember this is Hillary's last chance to save America from the Nazis

If he gets MI and PA then I think Trump would also win VA.

I'm skeptical of maine though

Let's hope the meme magic brings victory to Trump.

>people worried about the debate being rigged
>completely forgetting about the fox debate where it was the moderators+cruz+rubio against trump
>completely forgetting they only fact checked trump with info graphs

guys its just gonna be another monday night debate for trump. chill.

That or NH instead of CO.

will the debate be on twitch?

Haha exactly.. Trump is unprepared to have an intelligent debate about the issues. I hope the fucker has heart attack under all the pressure.

>no RI
>no NJ
It's like you don't even try.

Threadly reminder:

Jonathan Karl, from ABC News, last week spilled the beans on the overall MSM strategy for the debate:

>Illary's campaign is going to saturate social media [this will include rigging online polls, spamming twatter and fakebook, etc] to manufacture a spin that Illary won the debate, no matter how badly she does
>MSM will then report that social media clearly reflects an Illary win

tl:dr: CTR tasked with rigging social media and online polls tonight, and the MSM will report it as confirmed Illary win at the debate

You ready for this shit, TrumpGen?

Dahnald.

You hadn't thought I had forgotten. Right, Dahnald?

You knew this day would come. The day I take back the delegates you stole from me. To take my Positive, Constitutional Campaign with True Conservative Values to the white house.

The day I took back everything that was taken from me.

But, Dahnald, I have one last trick up my sleeve.

I know what tonight is, Dahnald. Your battle against Hillary Clinton.

You may have stolen my delegates, but Hillary is looking to take THEM, Dahnald. Yes. The Electoral Delegates. The most powerful Delegates on this god-given earth.

She cannot be allowed to harness the power of the Electoral Delegates.

Dahnald.

I will do you a favor. I shall lend you my delegates. The ones I have so carefully kept hidden. You may use them. Use their power to defeat Hillary, and save the Electoral Delegates.

But remember, Dahnald.

You owe me.

DAHNALD!

I WILL DISTRACT HER WHILE YOU SECURE THE DELEGATES

NO ARGUMENTS

JUST DO IT

/r/ing the side by side bingo cards... one of things Hillary might say/do and one of things Trump might say/do during the debate.

The drugs to keep her standing will definitely be effecting her ability to hear her ear piece

>this is what Shillbots believe

VAE VICTIS!
AVE IMPERATOR!

>
what

>COUGHING FIT
>PANTS OF SHIT
>EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
>POO RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
>PEE PEE POO POO
>SHE WONT MAKE IT TO THE LOO
>BY PEPE KEK AND SPURDO TOO
>SHE WILL GO ON STAGE AND FUCKING POO

WHY IS SAVAGE PISSED?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

I tore down some enemy propaganda today.
>feels good man

BATTLE OF SEPTEMBER 26TH: DEBATE

>/r/ing

youtube.com/watch?v=BshqMopwv2E

Just cover me with a bucket of blood family

We will out do them. DEUS..

if I have a wank now I might fall sleep later. I can't take that risk.
I'll see what to do.

>our democracy

We're a republic, not a democracy.

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>posting nudes of Hillary

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CNN staff laughs over Trump Campaign claiming it is an arm of the Hillary Campaign.

They then proceed to attack Donald Trump for 30 minutes.

It's almost as if they expect their average viewer's IQ to be lower than room temperature..

Wrong guy. Arguing with the Thai tranny, not you.

Obama prolly

CTR samefag convos. Sad

She can't go up or down steps w/out a guardrail

> cnn
> hillary crowd behind the stage
> fox
> hillary crowd behind the stage

so murricans ... where are the Trump supporters? did noone show up?

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>tfw watching the debates with my school's College Republicans club (that has been purged of cuckservatives since at least Indiana and is fully on the Trump Train)
>tfw you'll be sorrounded by a harem of Trump qts
>tfw free pizza and wings
>tfw shitposting with you guys on my phone

It all comes down to this night, lads

He's going to look like a complete retard compared to Crooked Hillary, I guarantee it. Sure, Hillary's a corrupt lying bitch but she isn't a literal retard like Dipshit Don.

>knowing that Trump will be unable to present feasible plans and policies to the American people, what could he actually do to win the debate?

Do you Trumptards really think "le banter" will suffice at this point? I hope so, but this isn't the fucking primaries lads.

>tl:dr: CTR tasked with rigging social media and online polls tonight, and the MSM will report it as confirmed Illary win at the debate
makes sense you guys rigged the cic forum polls

Based

FPBP

Awoo~

DAHNALD, THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME. TAKE THE DELEGATES AND GO, I'LL HOLD THEM OFF

No one can think Trump is seriously against abortion. The man is probably RESPONSIBLE for half a dozen abortions himself

>inb4 Jeb shows up and shoots up the debates

>25% of Federal Employees will quit if Trump is elected

TOSS OUT THE TRASH
TRUMP 2016

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good job comrade

good job.

They do.

How many people here have just had their twatter account locked/suspended today?

I counted 6 in the last thread...

Sasuga, Donadoru-kun.

Reave for the white house, I wirr distract hirrary
Now go ! Banzai !!

PAY YOUR DEBNTS

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Taken off New York station with #1 ratings without notice with some commies

Putinshill defending drumpf. Sad!

Another one

Haven't read it either

No one rigged anything, they were just advertised here. Only a few thousand people are on Cred Forums at any given time. Even MSM admitted she did poorly.

DIGITS CONFIRM
CUTTING OUT WASTE, FRAUD, AND ABUSE BEFORE HE'S EVEN STARTED

Please tell me how important it really is, I can't decide whether to watch it or go to sleep.

Watched some earlier debates and raids, they are all just hyping up the crowd and talking shit about each other instead of getting down to what is really important. Should I waste my time on hearing this?

lmao newfag

DEVS VVLT

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Yeah the only reason to quit is if you're guilty of something.

Good job senpai

Better shills than you have failed

jeb fuel can melt steel delegated

nice

>Runs into mob of political pundits
SUPERRMAAN
>closes eyes

WHERE MY EURBROS @

ALREADY PAST MIDNIGHT HERE

for what?

RADIO TALK SHOW HOST AND TRUMP SUPPORTER MICHAEL SAVAGE HAS BEEN TAKEN OFF MID-AIR AND REPLACED WITH 2 FUCKING ASSHOLE HILLARY SHILLS WHO LAUGHED AND SAID IT WAS A COUP.

HE'S PISSED. STILL ONLINE, BUT NOT ON AIR ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND ABROAD.

tunein.com/radio/The-Savage-Nation-p20626/

THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED.

twitter.com/ASavageNation

Power vacuum for Cred Forumsaks to gain control

I've seriously watched "The Lion" and "MAGA" 20 times a peace. Gets you so fucking pumped. He's gotta fucking win.

Fucking good. I'd say about 40% of them are useless anyways.

where we watching the debate tonight tg?

3424

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That'd be a pretty nuts opening statement

AWOO!

Full Tang

That would be fantastic, it would make it much easier to purge the executive branch of Obama-appointees

I don't understand how this is a threat.

It's like when lefty celebs say they're gonna move to (((Canada)))

So, who is riding with Trump??

Request this fgt

Good, Trump doesn't have time for quitters

Bants are literally the only way to win a debate
>You are no John F Kennedy
>I paid for this Microphone
>You keep moving further over Jeb, pretty soon you will fall off the end
>You are higher energy this time Jeb, I like the energy

His air time was straight snaked.

Phew if they quit it would be a lot easier, current bullshit unions make it hard to remove federal employees that suck ass

>allowing unions for govt jobs
>nigga we are the union

how do i delte??????

checked

23:25 here, my spqr brother

All I have to say is "Fuck you"

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New Pennsylvania poll (Mercyhurst, 9/12-9/23, LV, MoE 4.8%):

Hillary- 42
TRUMP- 41
Johnson- 4
Stein- 3

And this:

>As Figure 1 indicates, of those voters who are most enthusiastic to vote in the 2016 presidential election, 51% say they will vote for Donald Trump and 47% for Hillary Clinton

mercyhurst.edu/sites/default/files/uploads/Edit Simple</em> MCAP Polls /mcap_presidential_poll_fall_2016.pdf