Are you on the isis hit list?

phoenix is a major city

610 Pagoda here.

>solvang for california

wtf did those danish emu and ostrich farmers do to isis

I'm close enough to take a quick trip to have some fun when the time comes

>Farmington, NM
Nothing will be missed.

>Carlsbad, CA
I work 10 minutes away. Have a lot of friends there.

>Maryland
>Upper Marlboro
Literally just a gas station and a Wendy's

They called my suburb out by name in one of their video rants last week plus a landmark kek.

One of their top executioners lived up the road from me as a kid.

The Americans droned his ass.

Palm Coast here. This shits spooky but our police are good people we'll be fine.

>Connecticut

Huh I'm surpr-

>Manchester

Fuck.

>no Missouri

>trying shit in southside Hampton Roads
More than half of the people who live here are either SEALs or 275lb black athletes with guns.

Some of the more obscure locations have importance to the United States Military. Monterey California, while not a huge place on the map, houses the Naval War college. Carlsbad has several military installations. Minot, North Dakota houses a strategic Air Force base. Colorado Springs houses the Air Force academy. See what I am getting at?

Rapid City here

What's in new braunfels?

tfw moved from Reading to Malvern for work
So many white people and Asians. I really like it here

I'd expect places like NYC, Boston, etc. to be on there too.

Brunswick?

rip CT bro

If they dare, they will feel the wrath of Florida Man

btw the only muslims I see around here are either highway patrol sheriffs or taxi drivers, that's the spoopy part.

Fuck isis leave sc alone

>my town isn't on the California list

>Colorado Springs
Bring it.
>Reno
Good choice

>What's in new braunfels?

A river stream and tourist destination :^)

>orland park, Illinois

for what purpose

The next town over is on the list except it is spelled incorrectly.

New Hampshire here, not surprised we aren't on the list, sand niggers tend to be scared of armed populations.

>Virginia
>Every fucking city in Hampton Roads but my own

Fine then. Cunts.

Schlitterbahn water park. Easy hit.

>state not even listed
feelsgoodman.jpg

me ;(

I am from the US and I'm scared of Florida, that's where all the crazy comes from.

>not alphabetized by city or state

Nope

>phoenix
Shiiieeetttt.

Good luck with Norfolk

Just asking because a close friend of mine lives there and it seems like a bit of an obscure place

Bedford here. What would they fuck with my shitty podunk town?

Seriously though, this place isn't that big, and Norfolk is so overcrowded that all of the E4s I know get BAH. The place is lousy with military, current and retired.

Obama is a secret Muslim whose been arming them behind the scenes, so they're leaving Chicago out of it as a favor to him.

What the hell ISIS, is Ohio not good enough for you?

My brother works at schlitterbahn and just told me that they have a siren in case of an emergency like this.

>mfw I realize Milwaukee isn't on the list

this is kek country, only the insane survive

>Shreveport, LA

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish the dumb fucks would. That town is so gang infested any Muslim would get shot on sight.

That is good to here.

Bullshit.
The best places to hit in Texas are Texas City and Pasadena. Those would cripple the entire country.

All the cities on that list are in the middle of nowhere.

t. Homeland Security Officer

Pottstown area here. Lots of nig nogs but I don't see many sandniggers

>Georgia
>Griffin

Why?

> no New York
What the fuck, man. Why isn't my city on here? Am I buy important enough to die?

san antonio here, im a bit spooked

>Phoenix
Fucking do it you fucking pussies

>tfw ISIS will never destroy Apache Junction

>Solvang

it's because there are target groups living there, maybe even some covert targets they're putting pressure on

fake and gay

What reason do they have to hit a gay club then?

Kek, mf2; eternally neutral

>San Antonio

Can confirm this, have several members of my family in both the army and marines and as soon as I read the Texas list, I could tell.

nope

So, gunfags, which of these are open/consealed carry states?

>San Antonio

How come he want me, man? Is it the military/air force presence here?

Bonners Ferry? What do they have against dirty meth?

>michigan: Dearborn
Literally Muslim capital of the US
Please let this this be real

they're nuclear silos retard

the hell would anyone want to do with lake orion

Colorado Springs reporting in. Most of these cities have military bases. don't they? The Springs is OC, maybe we'll give them a hard time.

I mean in the sense that even the caliphate considers us flyover country

The terrorists just want to go to the water park. They're intrigued by reports of a water slide that, like them, decapitates infidels

kctv5.com/story/32728072/source-boy-who-died-at-schlitterbahn-was-decapitated

Goodbye Tiger Direct

top kek

Too obvious and much security.

The only two places I've ever lived are on the list
Come at me senpai

>Avoiding Tennessee

Damn. That's unfortunate.

Sending comfy vibes from NJ.

>Nebraska
>Bellvue

Isis confirmed retards, who would even attempt to attack that shithole

t. used to live in bellvue

>Bring it
This.

Springs is safe.

>PA didn't make the list
>Birthplace of the fucking constitution
>Held the DNC (fuck you HIllary)
>Muh Cheese steak

Well, fuck you too ISIS.

I'm on the Carlsbad/Oceanside border ._.

There's no strategic or even terroristic value here. Hilarious. I think some brown Muslim intellectual got buttmad that people get to live here, honestly.

>Reno
Why me ;-;

no, fortunately my city is progressive and tolerant enough

source for this shitlist

>Colorado Springs

Ahmed-clock downtown and kill all the fucking homeless implant "traveler" fucks that are ruining this town please

In the same exact area, RIP

For once in my life I'm glad I live in Ohio.

>Middleburg

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THERE AINT ANYTHNG THERE AND IT'S ALL ALREADY ARMED REDNECKS. GOOD LUCK SANDNIGGERS. YOU WOT BE GETTING VERY FAR.

>tfw Delaware

Don't give away the plan Achmed. Wtf?

>false flag to attack refineries and show Americans how "dangerous" oil truly is to citizens and our economy.

Islamic center is near sea world and the medical center.

>Colton, WA

WHAT THE FUCK LOL. That is a town of 500 people in WHITMAN COUNTY. What the fuck is up with that. I didn't even know where that was and I've lived in WA for over 30 years.

>tfw PA
>tfw delco

I'm surprised nowhere in New Jersey is on this list

San Antonio has two nicknames.
Alamo city, obvious.
Military City USA. More vets and bases than anywhere else in the world. Also we're a nuke target by world powers (Russia, China, etc).

>Monterrey
It's Monterey
>Newberry Park
It's Newbury Park

Can they even find their "targets"?

>Wyle

Wylie TX.? It's a single road with houses on either side. Half the restaurant options in town are in, or attached to the gas station. There is a junkyard somewhere down near the end, and a bait shop. I'm pretty sure that's all there is.

Any attack there would be reported as "The attack happened down the road from Firewheel mall in Garland."

> commiefornia

Thats right isis niggers can't fucking handle based butt county suck hella dick yall

>Indiana

>tfw PA
>tfw Montco

Pretty dank to be a Pennsylvanian right now.

do your homework, nick

Why would they shit where they live? I assume this is a list of known potential terrorists / sympathizers. The muzzies in Dearborn are more likely to hit the affluent communities nearby. (Ferndale, Ann Arbor, West Bloomfield, etc.)

If Wyle is supposed to be Wylie texas then yes...

Why the hell would ISIS attack Dearborn? That shit has the highest concentration of Muslims here

There's nothing wrong with Reno you fag, it's the one part of NV the keeps it from becoming deeply blue

Montco here, good thing our gun laws aren't shit like the surrounding states (looking at you Dirty Jersey and Maryland)

Why would they attack military targets? You do that when you stand a chance. Their goal is to be "annoying", to make people panic over them. That's why you call it terrorism. You don't cause that by exploding a few fighter planes.

There's an armory here I want to say yes, also a Muslim community 20 miles west. I'm genuinely worried but also ready to fight back

>Minot
>Ward county has one of the highest immigration rates in the country.
o fug :DDDDD

Looks like a lot of military towns and training areas. Good luck faggots

>Indiana
Michigan city - meh
Bolivar - literately where?
I would expect Indy due to the amount of mosques on the west side, then again the Sikhs in the area would love a chance to remove them.

Bring your guns to the Lucky Taco, we stage from there

>Phoenix, AZ

Bankstown.

I think they just name checked those suburbs because of the alliterative effect alongside "blood".

>Wyle, Texas
I'm assuming that's Wylie but wtf! I can't relax around skittles now.

Oh yeah, and what a gay threat;

>Muslim cunt sitting in Raqqa threatening to stab me for Allah.

>Meanwhile his cousin who is here will stab me for my phone or shoes.

What's the difference Achmed?

Carlsbad pham reporting in!

It's a shithole scourged with heroin. Can't walk down it's strip without walking upon used syringes. I lived there for four years, most depressing city there is.

>Florida
>hitting all those unimportant towns
>not Tallahassee, Tampa or Jacksonville (biggest east coast military base)

>Merritt Island, Florida
fugg

Really. The south burbs have nothing of value.

What if Isis made this thread to get better targets?

Stay in CA, pls

>Barkhamsted
I've lived in Connecticut all 29 years of my life and this is the first I'm hearing of this mythical place.

Don't give them any ideas mate.

Tampa already has it bad enough.

who would hit nevada its the party shit hole of the world,everyone goes to party and have fun probably Muslims too.Also the only thing you would probably kill is a few old fucks nogs and spics.
t.nevada

...

Wtf is in Abilene. lol stupid mudslimes gonna blow up a ghost town.

Why Farmington, NM? I can't think of a more irrelevant place.

>Shreveport
Shit my dad is there
>Colorado Springs
Close to me so I could be there at the time of the attack

Shreveport is 50% niggers though so hopefully they bomb one of those areas

They better not kill my dad I actually like that fucker

my name is griffin

>seattle
>not major city

That was Kansas City.

In Michigan, Dearborn has the highest population of sandniggers. Why would they attack there?

Like they could make the springs any worse? Well maybe a little, like pueblo bad.

Arizona makes Texas look like Massachusetts. There's a gun behind every cactus. ISIS so much as flinches here, they die. After the gays in central rape their bearded asses.

Phoenix has a shit ton of cops. drive five blocks, you'll see 3-8 cop cars

Once I got pulled over for going 70 in a 55. Ended up having three squad cars in the empty lot I pulled into

They didn't even give me a ticket (white boy plus super short, coplike hair)

Also: constitutional carry

>Griffin, GA

Hahahahaha hahahahaha.

Are they going after meth addicts and white trash? There are more guns in Griffin and Jackson than all of the Middle East. Good fucking luck ISIS.

It's your time to shine burger bros. You talk abut your guns so much I really hope to see you use them to take out these terrorist threats. Godspeed Americlaps!

>Solvang
Sage

Not even 500. More like 350.

It doesn't have a stop light, store, restaurant, bank, or gas station. The only thing remarkable about it is that the girls basketball team has won the state 1B championship like 8 times in a row.

t. A guy from Colton, as unlikely as that is. Go wildcats.

where is the fucking source

Best I can tell it is a tiny "town" just south of North Manchester, Indiana (Wabash County). Only thing somewhat nearby is a biorefinery. Unless they hate corn, I don't see why it is on a list of anything.

>Carlsbad

Out of all the places.

No
:(

Shreveport and Bossier are our irrelevant cities. What the fuck are they thinking

>Charleston

Fug, don't kill me ISIS

Say goodbye to the mall.
For real though. What the fuck. All Orland has is shopping outlets.

Ayyy Upper Pottsgrove

i repeat

where is the fucking source

>phoenix

san marcos here ;) wyd?

>wyd

I don't understand.

I live in Oceanside, if you're wondering, though.

Watching the debate in Oceanside tonight

>when isis forgets about canada again

I'm in Ohio, so no.

WTF. WHERE'S OREGON. WHAT? WE TOO GOOD FOR YOU? FUCK YOU ISIS. I HATE ALLAH NOW

why target Dearborn in Michigan? thats where they live

how is it out there?

Warm-as-shit right now; 101F earlier.

No, we're the one's who yell Islam didnu nuffin after another muslim blows up.

The Maryland sites are stupid and pointless.
Upper Marlboro will be sad when they lose 10% of their 15 people population
Enough nignogs, rednecks, and people concerned with the former two are packing. Shit, I had at least 12 shootings while in high school

So good to live in a flyover state and not fly-into state.

They would just pick some random nowhere place like Imnaha or LaPine like they did with the other states.

Some autistist threw darts at a US map to find ISIS. Good work, Nostradumbass.

Nope, I'm in Wilmington, DE.

>No Utah

PRAISE ELOHIM

610 Hamburg reporting in.

Heat doesnt matter to me. How is it as a place to live lad.

>CIA hit list
ftfy

>TFW grew up in boyertown

Ah. It's decent. I mean, you still have spics here and there.

I don't really encounter many niggers. I think Carlsbad is better, but what can y'do.

That's how you know this is a bullshit list. Lake Orion? Not Rochester or west Bloomfield or new center area or greektown...gtfo

im not, but a guy i know personally is. Bellevue NE

a lot of them are on or near military bases

I never understand why Vegas doesn't make Nevada

I hope those sand niggers don't allahu akbar Castillo De San Marcos in St.Augustine.

WUT?! ISIS GONNA HIT RENO, NV, BUT DOESN'T CARE ABOUT LAS VEGAS?!

So much for wanting to hit the most evil of infidels in Sin City....

>New Braunfels
I wish a nigga would

It was cute when you tried this shit in Dalass/Austin AKA pussyville.

You're going to meet the baddest motherfucker on the planet if you towelhead fuckers even ask directions to HEB

Yep. They didn't even spell monterey right kek. They hate us linguists in training. We've been briefed on it plenty.

Lived here my whole life, it's fine, as long as you stay in the normal parts.

isn't this list more than a year old?

Yes, actually.
Should I be scared?
t. calicuck

also hello fellow Carlsbad pollacks

>Solvang
Rofl, wtf they gonna do, blow up a windmill? Why won't these stupid fucks ever blow up hollywood, they need to be told they will get extra jihadi virgins if they take out a smug western celebrity. It's not like it wouldn't help their cause either, can you imagine what the media reaction would be like if they blew up jennifer aniston or george clooney. DO SOMETHING RIGHT FOR ONCE YOU STUPID SAND MONKEYS, YOU CAN LITERALLY BRING UP AND GUNS AND BOMBS U WANT RIGHT UP THROUGH MEXICO INTO THE HEART OF LA

Come get it, goat fuckers.

ANDERSON'S SPLIT PEA SOUP MUST BE PROTECTED

uhh have you seen iraq and syria lately

>Illinois: Orland Park
For what purpose? ISIS is retarded, if you want to bring down America, Orland Park is fucking completely irrelevant to hit.

I am in, merritt island, florida, I wonder why? nothing here except kennedy space center maybe

How did rhode island make in on there?

...

It's almost like the generalizations about them are ridiculous...

Daniel Island is pretty close to a naval facility. Nuke sub training if memory serves.

Why carlsbaf?

>Thinking NJ could be made worse by WMDs.

Yes, actually. In Illinois, Orland Township. Let the scum try to take our village, we're ready for them.

>Anacortes

Phoenix fag here, I dare them. Literally everyone carries a gun and is suspicious of non-whites.

I'm safe. They'd have come innawoods to get me fampai

No, retard. ISIS leaked the home addresses of soldiers. If they were active and lived near a base, that city would show up. If they were in a guard or reserve unit it would show the BFE nowhere town where they are from.

Oi mate same here.