He's right you know

He just flushed his legacy down the toilet with the diarrhea those chili dogs gave him.

but i drink ketchup, therefore i dont put it on anything. im ok?

this post is shit tier imgur,

>drinking the tomato jew

>using sauces at al
I like my hotdogs as I like my vaginas, dry

Obongo plagiarizing Dirty Harry...

youtube.com/watch?v=Xz84GKxy7b0

He can't even be a man on his own.

True White Men write in Persian, user

JAPADOG MOTHERFUCKER

Love meat looks better though

Quints of truth

>2016
>putting mustard on pretzels

I'm pretty sure not even japs would eat this shit
Also nice digits

I split a stick of string cheese and put one half on either side of the hotdog. No toppings, just cheese, meat, and bread.

Hotdog with bits of pulled pork and BBQ sauce on it is the best

>retard from Chicago acting like he's the fucking king of hot dogs
Not news. Everybody from Illinois is an annoying piece of shit.

FUCKING LEAFS

This, ketchup sucks dick

i'm glad he's tackling the important issues.

You fucks will argue about anything.

Ketchup shouldn't be used by anyone.

>Burgers
BBQ sauce

>Hotdogs
Mustard

>Chips
Salt, vinegar, or mayo

Ketchup is kind of excusable on burgers, but the only people that eat ketchup are people with the pallet of an 8 year old.

Why American have a such a big Stigma with Ketchup?

>putting your ketchup on the fridge

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

Tomato ketchup maybe but onion ketchup me mum makes is top marks lad

mustard makes me want to puke so no thanks

Stop drinking coffee, drink chai tea.

- Barack Hussein Mohammad Jihad Obama

Its because hes from chicago. They take it very seriously over there

STOP SHITTING UP MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEE

Ketchup these days has far too much sugar in it. That's the only problem.

>king nigger said its bad it must be

can't get much more cucked than this...

...

I swear, you leaves are goddamn useless. Stop with the gets.

That looks mediocre at best.

Guess you don't eat french fries, huh faggot?

ketchup and mayonnaise is disgusting in general senpai

anyone that eats that shit should be gassed because that's where the real genetic waste detector is

>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW who don't dip their bananas in ketchup

While you're right about ketchup being shit, who the fuck puts mayo or vinegar on fries

Ketchup is a children's condiment.

Not everybody likes semen on their hotdogs, Obozo

Of course they'd be serious about shoving wieners in their mouths over in Chicago. Makes it easier to ignore the shootings and budget crisis.

>平成二十八年
>ベーコン巻きホットドッグを食べていません
シッギッティ

>british cuisine
Oh wait, that actually sounds good.

>mayo is disgusting
Google detected

>Using string cheese

String Cheese barely qualifies as cheese. I literally use it as dog food.

Sharp Chedder Cheese is best Cheese

crushed fritos , bacon, and light bbq.

You niggers haven't known true hot dogs until you try the Danish ones.

>All these faggots who ruin hotdogs with ketchup

I bet you all drink soda and can't handle liquor outside of a mixer. Fucking softcocks.

...

french fries.

but I also eat them with honey mustard

>any year ever
>not putting mustard on your pretzels, on your baked tomatoes, on your cheese platter, in your vegetable soup, on your icecream, in your late-night tea, on your Nutella sandwitch...

Nigga do you even mustard?

I agree. Ketchup is the one problem no one aims to solve. If anything, it has a direct correlation to adult children in the US.

Is cocio bottled diarrhea

Obama knows a lot about weiners.

What about semen? When should semen be used?

>Nigger unknowingly appropriates white culture
More at 11

Ketchup is the sauce of the gods you heathen

dijon mustard, saurekraut, relish, chopped red onions, banana peppers, get on my level faggot

No one over eight should be eating hot dogs.

>Toledo, OH
>chilidog
>not tony packo's

I hate this man. Never come back here.

Fight me nigger

Mustard > Ketchup >> BBQ Sauce > dog shit > mayonnaise

It's a drink for Swedes.

Looks tasty!

So I guess inciting race riots wasn't enough and now he has to incite condiment riots.

sorry kid, but these are MY dubs now.

Leave us alone leaf without Hot Dogs we literally only have niggers and murder.

the only thing that belongs on a hotdog is glorious heart chili from detroit

Ketchup is only for steaks. Maybe eggs. Never dogs.

I don't want to sink down to your level, I enjoy being white.

Don't tell me how to live my life!

im drooling right now

If you're going to take the time to cool some of that stuff why the fuck spend that time cooking a hotdog? That defeats the convenience of making such a shitty meal.

Steak cut chips have been, and always will be, vastly superior to MacDonald's tier French Fries.

>Pic related
Get some of these bad boys and a good ol' steak pie and just slather that bitch with gravy.

MAYO 2 SPICY FOR U WHITE BOI?

They only eat mustard

I fucking hate soda. And, once in a while I'll drink a mixer. I prefer beer or straight liquor.

Danish hot dogs are fucking disgusting. I have yet to meet a fellow norfag who doesn't get nauseous when thinking about it.

White man detected.

>ruining the flavor of the meat
You're like a fucking nigger complaining about how white food is bland. Stop eating garbage that requires sauces to taste good. You probably put ketchup on steak.

Probably mayo like a Europoor.

>1016+1000
>Not putting mayo on French fries
ISHYGDDT

W-what?

If you're eating shtty steak.

>anything but a little mayo on a hotdog
already disgusted by the faggots here putting chips and other shit on it

Can you fucktards ever make a bun that fits the meat?

It's like you aren't even trying and still think it's pre industrial age or some shit.

ALL EUROPEANS NEED TO REASSES THEIR FUCKING HOT DOGS (AND OR SAUSAGES)

>He doesn't put ketchup on fried chicken
OUT NOW.

tony packo's splits the dog open. wtf is this shit. no way bro.

perfection.

BRATWURST SUPREMACY

for once the eternal anglo doesn't have shit taste in food.

Acceptable for fries : ketchup, harissa, samuraï

I leave mine plain, but let me be frank, people can put whatever they want on their hotdogs.

Watch what you say about Swedes, motherfucker. I won't tolerate anyone on this board dissing brotier Nordic gods.

M E M E M A G I C
E
M
E
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A
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youtube.com/watch?v=Wxp0SDAiXmI

>POTUS being so irrelevant that he has to make meme-tier comments just to get some attention

He plays by Chicago rules, so of course, no ketchup, just a shit-ton of veggies tossed on top.

I hate that faggot, but respect his decision in this case.

Strongest stance of his entire career.

>mayo
fuck I means mustard

it's like ranch it just tastes like lard, I will never understand people that eat ketchup, mayo, or ranch unless it's made by the restauranter with fresh ingredients

really to be frank that shit is disgusting and any of you that are the 75% of the population that love any of those three abominations have under developed palettes and should kys

when the fuck did bongs learn how to make food?

This, desu. I love ketchup on my eggs in the morning. Niggers say "das crazy, cracka" but what the fuck do they know, they're niggers lol.

The Dutch put mayo on fries (see Pulp Fiction.)
Brits put malt vinegar on fish and chips.

found the kids in this thread

No one over 8 should care how people eat their food

I like things cold, deal with it taconigger

Ketchup on a hotdog is disgusting.

Mustard is the way to go.

...

I wonder if Biden informed him of 8 year old diets

literally looks like something out of clinton's diaper. can you even get a side of paprikas dumplings?

this post be first page shit

this post be archive trash
What the fuck Cred Forums.

>Discriminating against ketchupkin in 2016
LITERALLY shaking right now.

I like to trigger snobs in restaurants. Order most expensive cut med/well. Then when the waiter serves me ask for a bottle.

Mustard is shit though

This desu
Chicagoans who think their city is the centre of the universe are the most annoying cunts on the planet

>this post be
Stop talking in Ebonics, Jamal.

He looks dead inside. I feel bad for him. What if he is part of the reason for Trump??

what else is there for fries but ketchup and honey mustard? don't give me your vinegar bullshit. that doesn't stick, that's not a real sauce. that's like a pre-sauce.

>using ketchup
>at all

Extremely disgusting.

BBQ sauce as well, depending on the BBQ sauce.

kobe beef
>>ketchup

Me? I like to put ketchup on my crab legs.

bitch are you even trying

MAYO
A
Y
O

Fucking Americans seriously need to sort their shit out and realise that the Europeans have their chip condiments sorted out.

Also vinegar is fucking amazing on chips and you are wrong. If you want to fight about it I will come over there.

You can always tell lefties from these inane insults borne from a superiority complex.

"No one over 8 should put ketchup on a hotdog" this is the kind of thing I'd expect a pre teen girl to say to a boy she doesn't like, not the president of the United fucking states

Mustard nigga.

Mother
Fucking
Mustard
Neger

It's the most bestest condiment in the world.
Mustard
MUSTARD
MUUUUUUUUUUUUSTAAAAAAAAAAAARD

>tfw you toast some bread, put on some nutella, a bit of salt and peppar, a piece of ham, some cucumber slices and some mother FUCKING MUSTARD

Ketchup is for plebs and women

>People smothering hot dogs with relish, onions, mustard, pickles, cheese, mayo, peppers, etc.
>Upset over some ketchup and claim it "kills the flavor of the meat"
Hypocrisy.

>Mayo
FUCKING DISGUSTING.

Mayonnaise is fucking lard for fat-asses.

I fail to see the difference. But I bet I could taste the deliciousness of the detroit style heart chili.

Gotta get those calories I guess

>nutella
>ham
>mustard

:(

then again I put A1 on my French Toast

>thousand island dip
>on fucking fries

I'm glad Obama was finally able to provide some useful guidance during his time in office.

I don't give a shit what any of you fuckers put on your food. Just don't tell me what to do.

>Implying any condiment isn't just full of sugar anyway

Literally makes no difference. Sugar is pretty much just as fattening as fats

Chicagoans don't know shit about hotdogs. They think they do for some reason but they don't.

the fuck he is.

Hot dogs should be served with fried onions, a bit of ketchup AND mild mustard. The mustard must be put on in a wavy line, or you've fucking ruined it.

Burgers don't need a sauce, a bit of relish if you must

Steak just needs salt and a couple of grinds of pepper before they go on the grill

Chips just need salt and vinegar.

Bacon sarnies need brown sauce, but bacon and egg sarnies need ketchup.

Mayo is the spunk of the devil.

If you disagree with any of the above you should probably kill yourself.

>Not putting hot sauce on your eggs

yall europoors are fuckin weird if you put mayo on fries

says the Poutine dick rider

Only right if it's proper English mustard. French and even worse American mustard is for heathens and child molesters.

>not mixing ketchup and mayo
>not putting pepper on your baked beans
>not dipping onion rings in bbq sauce
>having anything other than ketchup or dijon mustard on a hotdog
>liking salad cream

Sauce shills are in full force today

yes, the stuff from the can is solidified corporate shit, sadly

why the fuck would you want noodles on your fucking hot dog?

Mustard is just ketchup for stuckup jewyorkers.

There is nothing wrong with ketchup.

Mayonnaise, on the other hand, is just a blob of fatty, bland, disgusting goop.

Nice quints.

hot cheese is above and beyond sauce. you'll pay extra for it. let's keep it in the same division, and keep it fair. who doesn't want cheese and meat on fries?

mayo is a base sauce, part of honey mustard, or other sauces. not interesting on its own.

Mustard doesn't have sugar. Neither does vinegar.

Honey mustard does, but it's a tasty exception.

>not using the catalog

Ketchup is sacred.

Ketchup should be put on everything, hot dogs, burgers, spaghetti, pizza, bread in general, etc.

>Mayo is the spunk of the devil

youtube.com/watch?v=wQ0wKv5CPtA

Otherwise spot on though.

Remoulade is objectively superior.

Why not both? Also, I bet you're a fat ass

American (((((((mustard))))))) is what I imagine comes out when satan pops a zit.
British mustard is godtier, but so is french too.
Dijon is marvelous when used correctly

>Mixing ketchup and mayo
I see people do that and I get triggered so hard.

(((ketchup))). Congrats on eating that tomato jew.

ONLY ACCEPTABLE HOT DOG

>British mustard is godtier, but so is french too.
Dijon is marvelous when used correctly

muh nigga

as a fellow chicagoan i'm not going to argue with this

I can concede to that

>Mayonnaise is fucking lard
No, mayo is eggs your dumb shit. Maybe American mayo is lard but glorious European mayonnaise is mostly eggs.

>Mayo + fries mastererrace out
Start fat merrilard

youtube.com/watch?v=UDi4hiiozeI

for all the shit we post, this country definitely got fries right

>Not putting Old Bay spice on fries

You have never been to Philly. We know all about junk food, Yo!

Does Chicago actually do anything good for the union?

Does anything beneficial or good actually come from Chicago?

you fat cocksuckers will argue about anything to do with food. Everyone on here claims to be broke, yet 80% of you order fastfood more than niggers do.

also, have we just abandoned any pretense this place is about politics or are the Jews trying to slide something?

I wonder what a Hiroshima would look like

no onions plz. onions make me die.

Dijon is okay for making honey mustard chicken, English for everything else.

What are your views on marmite?

>putting old bay on your jawns

I always disagreed with it because I hate Baltimore but it does taste great

Fucking European freaks.

I was looking for this. Thanks for not failing me. Any other shoops?

So amerifats don't put mayo on their fries? They put ketchup instead? LMAO

ketchup
mustard
sweet pickle relish
fresh crispy onion
kraut
jalapenos

the only wiener he should be worrying about is on his wife

You guys really are Kek's chosen people, aren't you? He works in the most curious ways.

This is true, my mom is from the finger lakes of NY and they all do this.

Pro-tip: New Yorker's are assholes.

they are hot dogs. They are entrails and little bits of meat they couldnt sell anywhere else all munched up and soaked in sulfites.

I can understand knocking people who put ketchup (or any sauces) on steak but ketchup on hot dogs? what next? no cheese on pizza?

******TRIGGERED****

So tasty

>Canada talking about Asian culture

Seems legit.

>reaches over glass at chipotle
>lectures anyone about food etiquette

>hot cheese is above and beyond sauce.
This. Cheese is so far beyond sauces that it's like comparing Rome to the barbarian tribes that bordered it.

Memphis dogs, best dogs.

Mayo

>Does anything beneficial or good actually come from Chicago?

Black on black murders; nothing else decent comes from Illinois.

Master race reporting.
What are you having for dinner tonight Cred Forums?

Fuck I'm hungry now

The west coat is being colonized please send help, America.

EVERYBODY LOOK!! HES SUCKIN A DICK!!

FFAAGGOOTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

French fries are the only thing ketchup is good for.

maintains his perfect record of never being right about anything

accurate

>average american meal

BAN ASSAULT KETCHUPS

Ketchup goes great with hot dogs. But I prefer mustard on my hotdogs.

Ketchup is for sandwiches.

Yeah, you should eat something for the upcoming debate neighbor. Get them energy levels up high with some glorious Belgische frieten

Bananas and ketchup?

Are you pregnant or just really high?

Ketchup is for macaroni

Mustard goes better with any sandwich you can think of. I can't think of ketchup on any sandwich.

>katsup

What a fucking cuck

Sometimes Cred Forums leaks into /ck/, it's only natural that the opposite happens from time to time.

>swede
>using condiments that aren't ejaculated from Muhammed

Nice try captain Sweden

>Brazil dog
>Carrots AND pico de gallo
That's disgusting.

>putting anything other than a type of mustard, mayo or ranch on a sandwich.

...

What the fuck Sweden

>eating the hotjew
>eating
who else photosynthesis here?

He's still King Nigger, but hot dogs are one of the few things Chicago does right. (On a related note, Lou Malnati's is the one true deep dish, Giordano's is for the tourists.) Chili cheese dogs are glorious. Cheese, bacon, and yellow mustard also make an acceptable combination.

How are you supposed to eat French toast without ketchup on it? Eat it dry? Like seriously....

As an American, Mayo on fries is delicious but frowned upon socially because it's seen as so fatty and rich it's disgusting. But I've had homemade mayo and dipped fries in that. Shit is so amazing

>Canadians can't stop thinking about American's

GAWWD, can you guys stop fantasizing over our big cocks, Jeez.

triggered

I swear this nigger goes out of his way to piss people off.

I FUCKING KNEW IT
FUCKING COCKMONGLER

it's a phonetic spelling from people with shitty accents.

Do you have to go to Chicago to eat a chicago dog? I'm interested in eating one.

>Sweden
>not black sausage in a snow-white bun

Hot dogs are not premium food. They're made to be cheap and flavorful. Ketchup and mustard are objectively the best toppings. When you start adding pricy shit, then you start missing the point.

>>Burgers
>BBQ sauce

What do you think BBQ sauce is made of?

We put everything in our "hotdog".

youtube.com/watch?v=eWl3AD1WlCs

Hey man ketchup chips are fucking awesome. The only ketchup thing I like at all

>Steak cut chips have been, and always will be, vastly superior to MacDonald's tier French Fries.
Agree

Of course you don't, but it's basically saying "do you have to go to Italy to eat good pizza?". The quality is going to be different wherever you go in terms of freshness with ingredients, ingredients used and the variations in the style of the cook.

Mayo is for that weird kid in school and vinegar is for faggots that want to taste man-ass with every bite of their fries.

checked

would eat yakisobadog

'ti's 'go 'za ain't got nothin on this 'go 'za user

Wa la!

You can make one yourself

allrecipes.com/recipe/134483/chicago-style-hot-dog/

It's actually a pretty great combination of flavors.

>Mayo on fries is delicious but frowned upon socially
Why can't the SJW fight for consumption equality or some shit?

You guys should be free to eat whatever you want

Nah it's good, do your own mayo with lemon and you'll see.

...

UNCLE BEN'S CHILLI DOG IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE THING TO GET

HALF SAUSAGE HALF HOT DOG WITH CHILI ONIONS AND JALAPENOS AND CHEESE NIGGA

Those look like shit.

Five-Guys has better fries for fuck sake.

You have no idea what you miss

Fuck those fucking thick ass fries. I have always hated those.

But I hate potatoes so...

me in the picture

>do you have to go to Italy to eat good pizza
Always with Italy and the pizza. Italy doesn't have the best pizza anymore. They haven't for a long time. The U.S. has objectively had the world's best pizzas for over a decade now. Italy can't even win pizza contests in their own fucking country against American pizzas.

salt.

>he doesn't do this

wtf im socialist now

>vegetarian
>cheese
Americans.

You guys need to educate yourselves on the finer points of chilidoggery, properly called a "coney dog". What do they call a coney dog in the magical coney place? A michigan dog. Michigan dogs can best be categorized into detroit style and flint style. Flint style is dry, and thus lame. Hearty hearty chili for all.

how would we make fancy sauce then?

Cheese is vegetarian. Vegetarians eat animal products, but not meat. Vegans don't eat animal products or meat.

He's still bitter about Kerry?

KYS. KETCHUP IS GOD-TIER!!

>chili shrimp dog

MUH FUCKIN DICK

>comes to Toledo Ohio
>Doesnt Eat Packos

fucking piece of shit, thats totally a rudys hot dog

That doesn't make any sense.

>Putting ketchup on fried chicken

Honey Mustard, BBQ Sauce, or Ranch only you fucking manchild

No one above eight should be eating hot dogs

Sriracha > Honey Mustard > Mayo > Steak Sauce >>>>>> Shit > Ketchup

Those disgusting, greasy, salty fries just made me sick. Thanks user!

But mustard is hot

oh... really???? OF COURSE I KNEW that!

It's disgusting, but for someone who puts a pile of mayo on fries, you have no place to talk.

>no comeback sauce
You can't even call yourself a purveyor of fried chicken.

steak cut is fucking fantastic

mustard, salt, meat and a beer and you are in good company even forever alone

My dinner. How triggered are you?

Appropriating Maryland's culture, you stupid cheesesteakniggers.

First time i've ever agreed with Obamao

Calm down, think about your blood pressure.

That's because they don't like hotdogs. Mustard is when you don't want to taste the food.

It's the same reason curryniggers, south americans and others have such spicy food: when you're making the stew out of mystery meat and lentils, it better be damned spicy for anyone to gobble that shit down.

pretty much what said.

Also its not hard to make a packo dog

you just need Hungarian sausage, a can of Campbells tomato juice and a stick or two of butter

boil that shit and you are good to go, slap a can of that sauce on it and you almost got the authentic experience

>mongol food for mongol people
Not even a little surprised desu

This is by far the best thing he's said or done as president. Good for him going out on a high note.

I thought you mexicans were, what's the big deal?

Yeah, if you like 100% soggy, limp (((fries)))

true white trash maybe, faggot.

>Having to specify that the cheese is vegetarian
What the living fuck.
Is this just pandering to white girl le organic culture or are people so fucking stupid they think that cheese contains-what, fucking steak?

Steak cut is fucking garbage.

So is mayo on fucking fries.

You Bonglanders are really triggering me.

I put ketchup on basically every meal but ketchup on bananas?

Google what?

Some of the best Hot Dogs AND best Chili cheese fries I've ever had is at Pink's.

Swedish food always comes with ketchup because it's so shitty you have to flood it to get it down.

Bro, we live in an age where bottled water and grapes have to be labeled gluten free. Some people are stupid.

Not knowing about Oaxaca cheese...

Mustard

>cold hot dogs you have to wait an hour and a half in line for
Pink's was extremely underwhelming for me. I prefer Oscar fuggin' Meyer's angus dogs.

Only good hotdog is a red hotdog

> guaranteed replies

>Authentic Finnish cuisine

Chipotle Ketchup. You half tards.
Sriracha Also acceptable. Yellow mustard is low tier. Brown or whole grain is the only acceptable mustard.

Gas the Chefs! Food War NOW!