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>gary johnson
>aleppo
>any color

Alliance?

Blue Man Group V2
Blue
Austria

dark red
croatia
autistic sperglord faggot nigger

Behold my pali, niggers

game doesnt start until now famalam

MUPDATE

Aw.

Fill Austria, spill germany.

>those trips hahaha well memed.

spill in every direction.

fill croatia and overflow into balkans

The 1000 Year Reich
Whatever Color, Pref Brown/Grey
Berlin

faggot, you're supposed to roll separately from the mupdate

long standing tradition

Oman> Yemen> sri Lanka> somalia

>OP
>Playing by the rules

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i know..? thats why i rolled in a seperate post, right now my shit is 8, not 444

fill england

shutup bitch

make tge mupdate

British tourists
Spain
Gold

Fill Iran

>Liberia
>Any colour
>African Canada

Is OP here still?

alberto was skipped for being an afk cunt

MUPDATE #2

yes, i was just waiting for alberto, but i guess hes afk.

spill further into karelia and scandinavia

Sri Lanka> somalia> ethiopia

Fill germany.

FILL SPAIN.

Fill Austria, fill Czech. Croatia, wanna ally up? You can have the balkans and anything south if I can have Hungary and anything north.

HOLY KEK

Fill Austria, spill Czech. Croatia, wanna ally up? You can have the balkans and anything south if I can have Hungary and anything north.

Other points are for sudan

fill croatia and then SUCK MY DICK FAGGOT

spill to serbia

But I got a 69...
Fill Iran, Spill Pakistan

I mainly just want to fck your mom in her ridiculiusly loose ass

fill england and scotland

Spill Slovakia after Hungary

CAN I JOIN?

Taking that as a no then.

Guess nobody told you this was a 18+ board?

>Cyan
>Tibet
>Great Mongol Khaganate

guess nobody told you that your mom is a fucoijg whore

An alliance my germanic friend? We can split the east between us.

>Orange
>Algeria
>Future Empire of Swedinistan
ROLL with this post OP

Sure thing. I'll take the balkans and you can have france and anything west?

I'm not that interested in anything east of poland at this point so do what you wish with that.

Sounds fine. You want czech or you just going south?

you're not taking the balkans you fucking niggerbrain

I plan on taking that, yes. No farther north than that though. I'll leave a path open for you to reach poland.

Expand in every direction

pali

fixed the iranian 69 roll and accounted for it, alot of you didn't account for your spillage so i had to do it for you.
if you spill PLEASE reply to your post and include it.

ty.

Fill tibet, spill nepal.

Fill Spain. Spills into Portugal.

ok faggot apparently you didnt want tocount my double 00 and decided to give me miserable 4 territories in an ALREADY STARTED GAME. way to go.

ROLL
- Keep filling.

nigger.

OP STOP TAKING MY ALLY'S LAND DAMMIT

Fill the balkans, un-occupy german land and poland or something.

Germany if OP doesn't let me unoccupy feel free to invade that part of germany

first post doesn't count in my book negger

gotcha boss

Fill germany, spills silesia/poland.
You mind if I have bayern? Clean borders clean life.

btw keep expanding spurdo mekiele

Fill Sudan> Chad> Niger> mali

finish ireland, spill france

Yeah, didn't mean to take that, sorry.

Fill Russia

expand

Ally?

Start in albania
light green
Hellenistic Empire

Ok

Fill territory for bonus, expand East.

his point is that starting him off with 4 territories in the middle of the game gives him a vast disadvantage

hello again, retard

exactly, otherwise i wouldnt care at all

still not giving it to him. BTFO. how will he ever recover

mupdate 4

expand all directions

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fill albania and greece

Fill rest of germany, spills netherlands/poland.

Expand Northwest for +2 bonus

fucked up by not linking

ROLL

KEEP FILLING THAT HELLHOLE

Destroy Croatia for insulting my mother.
Spill Romania and Ukraine

are expanding into me?

Fill the rest of Portugal. Spills into North Africa. Also, if there's enough take those Spanish islands in the Med.

Fill Russia

Start me in Russia. Go ahead and start me with four territories, I'll win anyways with my master plan.
>Doctor Doom
>Latveria is the name of my nation
>light green

''no''

You did not counted +8 bonus bro fix it please.
Fill Sudan> chase > Niger> mali

checked and keked
why do you always join risk games with your name as "gay retard"?

Ally my Anglo brother?

fill france

I'll take over the Hellenistic Empire, fill Albania and spill Greece.

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Triples ho shit mein neger, fill all territories south from the countries mentioned here→

Yes, was thinking that myself. RULE BRITANNIA

OI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

So:

Im opening my ears for offers about NAPs and Alliances. Im advising that i can produce a migrant tsunami into my enemies lands who will live from their taxes, sucking their resources dry for the war effort.

You do know there is an actual real-time online version of risk for free on multiple gaming sights right?

Cheers

I assumed you weren't there for a while. Any other nations I can take over?

oh fuck.

Ditto

Just came this turn.

Maybe t. alberto barbosa, 60%

I chose this name because its fun, this name was based on idubzzz from YouTube

m.youtube.com/watch?v=IqWzmofBm8Q

m.youtube.com/watch?v=jf-RoS2ga_k

Sometimes I play as UNLUCKY BASTARD, KEK, PEPE, I may chose other names later.

In case you do not see my post.

If you only weren't counting the first post and will allow for a second to roll. roll to expand.

tfw I'm about to get BTFO by pajeets for the 2nd time in a row

I'm good for a NAP providing you let me expand into Western Africa, including all of Morocco.

youtube.com/watch?v=VkjpaxBlKIU

how old are you

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL!

one of you idiots can claim BARBOSA and be a portuguese KANG

MAP UPDATE #whatever

21 why, I like being retarded

take israel and jordan and iraq

benis expand into rossia and take that danish island

fill france

ROLLIN>G

Fill that shit

Please dont kill me yet

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Defend against attacks, if spill take +2 bonus.

Finish Portugal. Spills into Morocco.

Finish Serbia and Romania, spill Bulgaria

Fill rest of germany, spill into danish mainland, netherlands and poland. You want a NAP suomi?

The Commonwealth
Any color
Kaliningrad

fill greece + bulgaria, spill go to anatolia

Eliminate pink please

Suomi, I can be your vassal? Pls?

>Not accepting Doom
>calling Doom an idiot
Amateur OP, I forgive this trangression, but I've measured the OP's patience and taste for the game and my projections only predict this game to last twenty more turns, fifteen if OP wishes to watch the debate. It will end in an anti-climax.

Fill I for Barbosa

Claiming barbosa and attacking southwards

No. That spot is mine

Emergency just came up, give all my territory to blue man please.

Enjoy

He came first and has the better trip so it's only fair.

Aw, Austro you can be the new Reich I guess

Hey no quit ceding thats a nigger move. Even if it doesn't affect Blue Man at all it's still unfair for the rest of us. Leave the spot open for someone else.

hey cleon!

O-ok then

Fill Portugal

AN UPRISING HAPPENS IN THE REICH! PEOPLE REVOLT AGAINST THE AUTHORITARIAN GOVERNMENT AND WE DECLARE OURSELF AN ALLY WITH THE BLUE MAN! THEY SUPPORT THE DECISION TO REVOLT!

Too late. I think I've already killed Barbosa.

rip
he wuz kangz

Well uh, if Reich is out then you wanna ally up, Alexander? I'll let you have France if I can have Germany, then we can split Benelux.

hell ya nigga

no nigga

he ded

SOMEONE CAN TAKE REICH'S SPOT, FIRST COME FIRST SERVE FAGGOTS

MAP UPDATE

He's alfred, I'm alexander. :l

Hey, Wessex?

I'll take reich rhen

Only fitting to take over huh

defend, fill romania
spill anatolia

My mighty armies in Egypt will fill Egypt.

Admire these repeating numerals

Invade Poland.

HEADS UP, I MESSED UP, ABOUT 1/2 OF CROATIA IS BEING SEIGED BY BLUE MAN GROUP

also spill to baltics

>mfw straights

Oops. Sorry Alexander.

You wanna stay friends still? I feel it's only appropriate for Germany and Austro-Hungary to be on good terms.

Fill Ukraine.

roll pls

fill france

Finish pink> fill Senegal and Ghana> fill lybia

BONUS (+3)

- fill tunisia and start filling libia

Fill Morocco. Spills into Western Sahara.

No, please. He already has a player...

Invade Poland
K, I need friends

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My diplomacy is such a clusterfuck right now

Keep this thread bumped

thread is a bit of a clusterfuck.

updaet

also spain y u no include further spills

kaliningrad take, spill to BELARUS :dDDDDD

I need Egypt, senpai. Can you just go somewhere else?

Fill that one tiny country between romania and ukraine, spill urkraine

Rolling

BONUS (+6)

TAKE EGYPT AND MAKE EGYPT GREAT AGAIN

Comtinue to fill Poland

Defe and if attacked> attack orange spain

>2224

FUCK OFF

I push out the Swedecucks!! I AM THE KANGZZZ EGYPT IS MINE

Im sorry Wyatt. If you really want it I could give you your spot back

Pls let me flee to Cyprus. You need my diversity.

defend
fill dirty gybbo :DDD
spill anatolia

finish France, spill Corsica, Sardinia, Sicily and Libya

sure go and move to turkey to keep alive

Very well. We wuz once Kangz of Egypt, but now we will migrate into supple Europa, enriching it with our diversity.

wad is a lebbo :DDD

gets all of rossia :DDD

I'm dead ass retarded I meant bulgaria

fuck me and my burger education

sorry blue dude

defend
fill bulgaria
spill anatolia

Take that country I between me and France spill to invade towers Paris

next time I'm using a map

Into Turkey, my white friend

Any abandon factions?

GODDAMNIT

Green can i have my land back pls

finish ukraine, spill italy i guess. don't touch red

fill libya, spill algeria
you just couldnt let me kill the googles could you. fucking race traitor

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doctor green, gr8 mongols, gary johnson, darkred, and thats it

rip Swedecucks

ok but can we be in an alliance?
blue man group is cool

BONUS (+4)

take back libia and defend this faggot

I'm down for an alliance.

FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK ME. MY INTERNET FUCKING CRASHED.

Retake Morocco.

I'm sorry, there's no way for me to move. I'm just following history.

FOR HELVEDE, not a single good roll in the whole game

Defend if attacked.
Steal only that region of mauritania that belongs to orange, no more from him.
Destroy orange please including the islands.

ok

OP cede back romania to blue dude

you were supposed to just wait there and defend a while. i even island hopped to keep from killing you

Error, I said orange, what I mean was golden, spain, sorry, they both look orange

Fuck you faggot.

Op any chance of joining somewhere on map with 4 territories?

I'll take black as new colour any free space on map

You gotta join as a declaimed nation like the Mongols

I need help against gay retard lad.

Hooooo so nice, show me a little bit more of English kindness

I think I have a way to make this work for all of us. Would you mind following my lead?

Great I'll join as mongols will settle for any territory

Colour black
Name Claymon the True

claiming mr green
spill uzbekistan and kazakhstan

You took advantage of my internet crashing. Kill yourself my man.

Fuck it, lead away friend.
I'm comfortable where I am now but i'm down to help my allies.

Op can I join as Mongols?

Claymon the True
Black

Thanks op

im trying to help my ally who went afk a round back and you invaded me... i kinda need france right now

There's no black. He just crossed out gray and wrote black because dey wuz.

Bro, it looks like that we both have the same enemies, what do you say about an alliance?

Sorry, I didn't know, I though that you quited, like greenmy ally, and maby more players

I just realized i never fully took control of Croatia.

Hm.

im gay - i dumbs

map update numbero nueve

take russia NOW NOW NOW

Im joining as new nation of mongols ass extra player, I'll take black or grey

roll

BONUS (+4)

MAKE LIBIA GREAT AGAIN; IF ANY SPILL FILL EGYPT

defend, push back stink "niggers" that take over glorious greek anatolia

blue I'm gonna need your help against green if he is invading anatolia

So you're not gonna add me op

Stop fucking attacking me then, attack Orange who attacked you first. I want fucking Morocco back.

Fill Morocco and those islands.

?

Finish Croatia, finish Italy.

If i fill those then don't do anything else.

NAP?

Enrich the Hellenic Empire! Take Turkey first, then Greece.

The refugee hordes move North, Europa...

Invade and conquer Denmark, spills to conquer Sweden!

pali

YOU'RE FUCKING CYAN NEGER

Oh shit nvm.

Use the leftovers to invade green if he starts pushing into anatolia.

SHEEEEEIIIIIT

You did not played this→→Defend if attacked> fill india

Op did you give me cyan?

If so push south and fill plz

(Bonus +12)
attack clayman north india

GR we still allies?

hell yeah neger

Alliance? I purposefully moved south not to attack you

We seek a friendship with you. We only wish to migrate into Europe. We have no quarrel with you and you can gladly take Turkey after we cross into Greece.

You deserve being attacked and annihilated for being a liar, i never attacked Yellow dude

Germany, should I just start invading green anyway?

Op abort last roll attack green

Yes I did, it's just that he defended. Was my map wrong?

?

I shall attack them from the east two if alliance I shall seek no gained land

Yes, we still allies bro, someone is conquering Russia, try to conquer smaller nations to gain points bro.

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It's your war party. My only sights is Scandinavia.

Op check em I want all those tiles

I'll attack next turn, you can have the land if you want.

you change sides mighty quick my friend

we can start an alliance if you vow to go south and let me have the small kazakhsta, tajikistan and kyrgyztan or whatever it is. you get china, india and whatever you conquer south through haunted islands

I just know I'm gonna get raped by green on my own so I will attack only defensively if anyone helps my cause I will give over all gained land

and fix your teeth you filthy anglo paki shitskin bastard.

Dude you just went all in last round after I avoided conflict what was my options? I shall purely seek south if you return stolen lands next roll?

Something may happen when I get the niggers out.

mab den

if i fucked up please tell me, you guys kinda clusterfucked it with clayman

btw major war in north india

*popcorn*

fix the map, had dubs
continue killing orange

PUSH BACK THE NIGGERS!
RACE WAR NOW!!

dont worry i fixed

Someones butthurt.

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take kazakhstan

bonus is 12

Attack Orange in Algeria.

You dumb fuck I've literally gained nothing
I even had a 0!
Invade and conquer Denmark, spills to invade Sweden!

Continue the migration into Greece

Your bonuses are off. I took a province in Greece.

*tAKE SOUTHERN RUSSIA

roll *pls halp* edition

KILL THE RED IN MY LAND

or whatever

dubs please, dubs please

Resist if attacked> eliminate golden spain

Any more spills into Finland

Push back against green invaders and fill

PALIS OP

PAAALIIIIIIS

sorry

also if it wasn't obvious I want kangs out of greece and anatolia

INVADE THE CAUCUS, NEXT ANATOLIA

TO VICTORY, BLUE COMRADES

DAMMIT ALMOST A PALI

Please leave me alone. You need diversity.

sorry it's over

defend
fill kazakhstan, kyrgyztan, tajikistan

Ally? I shall help you take green

What the fuck is your problem, lad?

Stop fucking my shit up.

I gotchu senpai, lets push these negroes outta turkey

wrong dude

also, off by one

Not over yet bitch I'm gonna be a thorn in you're fatass

Also, hurry up and finish this game soon OP. I need to finish this shit before the debate starts.

good deal meister kang

Who is yellow south of me

OP is relatively fast compared to some.

Gay retard

>In you're fatass
You are losing it, user

you are asking him to fight against his ally

Anyone else stoned/wasted waiting for this debate? Pumped lads

Hello, can you give me your territories in India?! I really need it for both of us, by the way carefully with dark blue

I gift all my indian territory to the greatest ally history has blessed me with - gay retard

Based Bro
Here, I give you this rare pokemon

I shall defend you're southern border if you let me live, you can focus on dark blue

So much for that alliance i guess.

good thinking brother, I was 4 seconds slow

you back to claim this empire?

im not dead btw

map MIGHT be a bit innacure by a few spots, but its nothing too bad

You ignored my request and let me get boned by green

defend
take anatolia!
RACE WAR NOW

Push west against green if spills defend if keke wills it op

defend against kazakhs

pls... just let me have Jan Mayen atleast BLEASE

off by one gg

I'm neither stoned or wasted, but I am comfy.

Invade Crete from Cyprus, push into Greece.

Nah, You can have it.

>op plays
>op wi-
>....
>op doesn't win?

>he said as blue invades green

Keep pushing into anatolia. Take grey and stop and light green. Defend is attacked.

Defend
Conquer Belarus and eat send Europe
Spill to fill Russia

holy shit nice roll