These threads are moving so fast. Idk if me and my tendies can keep up guys????!!!!
Michael Wood
FUCK NOW WE HAVE 2 THREADS
Jonathan Martin
>make literature great again
its too late. literature has been shit for the past 50 years and theres no sign of it ever recovering.
Isaac Myers
If Trump loses, we all lose.
Joshua Lopez
wtf just happened?
Luke Hernandez
ALL THE BETTER FOR THE MEME MAGIC
Ethan Martinez
When will the "holocaust" survivors finally die off?
Adrian Carter
I like Stephen King. He's been a libshit his whole life though
Jace Powell
Crusadernigger always does this.
I hate him
Aiden Gonzalez
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Tyler Turner
AWOO >I NEED HELP WITH TWITTER (HOW TO USE IT EFFICIENTLY
Nathaniel Carter
Is there actually any good horror book that he wrote? He had a lot of great ideas for books that were made into good movies but i mean books on themselves. He always meanders around the plot and either never explains anything or explains it way too much.
Xavier Morgan
READ THE IMAGE; THIS IS A SHILL THREAD
Abandon thread, go to CTR still trying to split the threads
Ryder Bennett
IT'S WAR TIME BOYS
Elijah Brooks
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Carter Price
crusader approved non-ctr faggot thread
Luis Campbell
They are still produced. We will have holocaust survivors in 3016 as well.
Jose Ross
Don't be a fucking nigger
Just because he's a shilling leftie faggot doesn't mean he's not talented. He's fucking incredible, yes his books are amazing.
Carson Bailey
I read Kings latest book the other day and I seriously think he's thirsty for black dick
What does that have to do with black dick? There was a black kid there but it was the fat kid who had the massive dick who literally tore the girl up
Jordan Robinson
Why do celebritards keep saying how scared Trump makes them? Like no shit you're scared, the media has been fear-mongering about Trump the entire election. Making you scared is kind of the whole point of fear-mongering.
Parker Diaz
yeah world is just so lucky the Nazis weren't good at killing the jews
We still have more holocaust survivors than jews in Europe
TRUMP has never had to deal with a debate like this.
One on one with a knowledgeable opponent.
Go back and look at the Republican primaries and in those debates he always backed off from talking when policy and how to pay for things came up. In nearly all of them he only spoke about 10 minutes total.
TRUMP has always been heavy on generalities and always leaves the audience wanting when pressed for details. This is going to be 90 minutes of policy and how governance actually works. There will be no hiding while others argue and swooping in with a quip at the tail end.
He's done for.
Jaxson Rogers
Crusadernigger took over
Colton Gomez
there going to be a stream of the debate?
William Lee
You're done for.
Xavier Rodriguez
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Cameron James
Scott Adams has been less subtle and neutral lately what does this tell
King wrote better fiction before he kicked coke That said, the way the last miniseries based on his book portrayed Lee Harvey Oswald as a crazed Bernie bro was breddy funny
Owen Thompson
Big Sam with the Clinton gaffe.
Will this be an issue at the debates?
Jason Reed
even fox news is pushing the Trump racist narrative. I thought they were done with that bulllshit. They know this hurts hilary right?
Ian Rodriguez
Pretending to be a holocaust survivor is the Jewish version of those assholes who dress in military uniforms and pretend to be 'nam vets even though they're like 40. They'll never go away.
Kayden Campbell
Literally shaking
Jason Bennett
It's interesting to me.
50% or damn close to it of the population supports a trump presidency.
For months now the media has not hesitate to call half if the populace ignorant, fear based, declining last ditch holdovers of the evil and stupid.
That's an amazing narrative.
Alexander King
GET THE FUCK IN PEOPLE
Grayson Russell
HOW THE FUCK LONG DO I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL I CAN POST?
Andrew Cox
>King outs self as angry lesbian >says surprised we didn't know
Dylan Foster
holy fuck dude
this will destroy trump's campaign
Oliver Hill
>watch 2 and a half hours of boomers giving us their opinions
Nah, I'll wait until the actual debate
Easton Jenkins
this
i haven't watched the news..
ever
Joseph Collins
Not long, a couple of minutes
Gavin Sanchez
>A hack is afraid of people that get things done Nothing new. His novels are dime store trash and he knows it.
Grayson Gutierrez
Much like in comic books, we're just on a sliding timeline at this point.
Carson Morris
They can't really prove he was there.
Can't Stump Won't Stump
Lincoln Clark
Can someone hook me up with some debate Bingo cards?!`
Who are Cormac McCarthy, Gene Wolfe, and Thomas Pinecone?
Jack Jones
Get in there my autistic comrade
Alexander Watson
*tips fedora*
You're on the 4chinz like the rest of us you pretentious fuck. You're a contrarian- if something is too popular, you hate it. If you were born a century from now, you would have King's collected works and bitch about how the youth don't appreciate something classy like stephen King's IT.
the man is the Charles Dickens of our time.
Angel Cruz
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Jack White
where is Trump? why hasn't it started yet?
>is hillary dead?
Nathan Davis
King will never be near dickens. The guy is a fucking formulaic hack. Name one thing he's written that's even near the quality of dickens.
Julian Sanders
Reminder to watch on C-span like a true patrician.
Luis Rodriguez
IT, for example, is a better coming of age novel than Great Expectations.
Ryder Garcia
drumpf
Wyatt Green
will you guys please give my threads 1 bump
i want to spread the word and help fight the shills
Jason Howard
We got until 9 PM EST until is starts 2 hours 18 minutes from now
Oliver Price
Someone linked me clintons official site as a source.
You cant make this shit up.
Carter Hughes
Debates aren't about knowledge. If knowledge was all that mattered they could each just lay out their views on their websites and that would be the end of it. Debates are about seeing how people operate under fire, how quick they can outthink an opponent in a tough situation, and Hillary is barely even registers as a blip on his radar when it comes to maneuvering the discussion.
Michael Anderson
oh shit
i thought it was at 6pm
>fucking timezones
Carson Lewis
>IT >a story about a sewer spider defeated by underage sex Nigger. Please, Nigger. No.
Kayden Phillips
i should probably stop drinking this beer then
thanks for telling me!
Camden Garcia
Can we get 'DAWN OF THE FINAL HOUR' images?
>DAWN OF THE FINAL HOUR >DAWN OF THE FINAL 45 MINUTES >DAWN OF THE FINAL 40 MINUTES >DAWN OF THE FINAL 39 MINUTES
Isaac Phillips
This is objectively false. King doesn't even do horror as well as other people.
Great expectations has characters who have literally become actual archetypes, like havisham and Pip. Name one thing King did in IT which has affected literature the same way Great Expectations did.
Also, last I checked, IT isn't being taught in high school or entry level college lit courses as a seminal coming of age work like Great Expectations.
Samuel Clark
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James Nguyen
If double numbers, Trump will lose.
Dylan Russell
How did people not know this about Trump? I used to support him, but this is fucked up.
Jace Turner
Not an argument, but you knew that before you started trolling.
Asher Green
So I'm sure this will be brought up in the debate...
They all claim he is racist and anyone who follows him is.
I claim he just wants to enforce the laws already established by the US.
The lefty fucks never really counter this. Do they want lawlessness? If so, I should be able to do whatever the hell I want to. Speeding ticket? Why pay it? There is no law and order here. Decide to drive drunk? Who cares, no law here.
Alexander Taylor
This. But he will have to appear gentle in order to appease women who are looking at his appeal to women in other countries as well. "Do we want a bully in our White House!???"
He should focus on facts, cutting to the core of each scandal. I bet you he will name at least a few, and make heavy contextual links to her past lies. The guy really is smart it's just that NBC will try to make him look even worse this time... Clinton will be back on "In Between Two Ferns" in Lala Delusion land. She needs to get fucking taken down already, the American People have READ STRAIGHT THROUGH THE HEAVILY REDACTED FBI REPORTS!
Michael Foster
I was always looking forward to the debates during the primary season, but now that it's for the PRESIDENCY, I'm suddenly nervous as hell. There's so much riding on this one.
Just like Dickens, king writes for the masses, churning out penny dreadfuls that get snubbed by contemporary critics but are grudgingly awarded "classic" status over time.
It's already happening- King won the O. Henry Award for literary excellence.
Hudson Jenkins
tripdoubs confirm The one thing he needs to watch out for is "shushing" her. Talking over her a bit is fine but saying things like "calm down" which works on el rato would be countereffective against a woman, in the viewers' minds.
Nathan Davis
the shit show is about to begin... the moment we've all been waiting for. I can't take the pressure
Jace Lee
i dislike King
here's some copypasta on why-
Sentence structure. King often breaks up his sentences with parentheses and hyphenated thoughts. Despite whether you prefer it or not as a reader, I wouldn’t suggest his sentence structure as something to strive for as a writer. It’s pretty unique to him and he seems to have made it work (at least to some people), and imitating the style may not end well (trust me, I know).
Mason Ross
stephen king is a fucking hack and nothing he's ever written has been any good until heavily filtered through a director's lens. you'd think with all the schlock horror he writes he'd be a little more careful though, cause now the curse is going to get him.
Tyler Hernandez
There is a fucking mispelling in this meme, what terrible formatting and outdated references
Jacob Lewis
i do like movies that are made from his stories
but i dislike all the christian undertones in his work
Shouldn't Nate Silver try and be a little less pronounced in his political preferences if he wants to maintain his reputation as a pedlar of objective data?
Jonathan Campbell
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Caleb Jenkins
the old guard is going to be shot
Nicholas Carter
Anyone else watching MSNBC lose their shit about how Trump could beat Hillary? >Y'know, when Marco attacked him during the debates it was really effective! Fucking lmao
Caleb Turner
i was trying to find that image of all those jews dancing on the beach laughing and i searched 'jews in the shadows' and a bunch of pictures of anne frank came up
i keked
Daniel Ortiz
is this the...comfy thread?....
I'm getting sleepy lads...
Angel Campbell
Fuck Steven King the fucking idiot he doesn't know that he is retarded.
Anthony Clark
Cspan playing some bomb ass piano and violin right now.
Ayden Scott
If society survives the coming centuries she's going to become a legendary figure
Dylan Lopez
get fucked
Carson Rodriguez
T W O H O U R S
Lincoln Clark
my man its only 16:03
Alexander Cooper
suuuuure
Asher Cooper
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Ian Bennett
im wearing this shirt right now
Liam Parker
SHILL THREAD, abandon
SHILL THREAD, read OP image
Tyler Robinson
YOU CAN'T SLEEP NOW
Sebastian Martinez
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Connor Davis
TRUMP GOING NUTS WITH THE ADS ON YOUTUBE, IS IT HAPPENING?
Colton Torres
Why does Murica have to be in a different time zone?
I'm already falling asleep here
Ian Green
Good writer. Dimwitted on politics though.
Aaron Powell
GIVE ME HYPED UP MUSIC TO LISTEN TO WHILE WAITING FOR THE DEBATES TO BEGIN
Carter Robinson
anything made before 50 years has been shit.
Bentley Rogers
r8 & h8
Angel Peterson
Awoo~
Easton Brooks
hi guys
i dont have much time in here, prepping for debate party
just realized this fool doesn't have HD cable, so im trying to find an HD jewtube stream so I can cast it - looks like the cnn stream is 480p (plus, fuck them)
Anyone know of an HD stream on jewtube?
Many thanks, and MAGA
Carson Hall
>Every goddamned person on the planet has compared Trump to Hitler
Carson Jones
>Poortugal sucks tripfag cock and wants to split threads
>THIS IS IT >IT'S MY CHANCE TO GET OUT OF THE PIT AND GAIN FOLLOWERS SO THAT WHEN THE ELECTION IS OVER, MORE THAN 2 PEOPLE WILL WATCH ME PLAY MINECRAFT >IT'S MY JOOOBBBB, MOM!
Lovecraft is overrated, honestly. He's alright, but I found him wordy without ever actually saying anything spooky.
Jordan Bennett
Is this seriously going to break viewership records? Getting nervous m8s.
Justin Anderson
you know those diary entries are fictional, right?
Kayden Barnes
realistically speaking, what's the worst-case scenario?
Evan Walker
You need to be watching on C-span.
Anthony Foster
T-MINUS 2 HOURS
WESTERN CIVILIZATION HINGES ON THIS DEBATE
GET FUCKIN' HYPED
Carson Murphy
Trump is assasinated and Pence becomes the defacto republican nominee.
Isaiah Brooks
2000 people watching the blank WaPo stream 2000 people watching the blank RSB stream
clinton doesn't die
Sebastian Edwards
this is the /comfy/ thread
Aaron James
Oh now I get it. I guess many news broadcasters will stream the debate directly from their websites but I'm not sure if in HD though. You will be bound to YT, I think.
Lincoln Anderson
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You know that one Jap who got katana'd on stage? Expect Hillary or a hired goon to run on stage an attempt to kill Trump.
Hopefully he's packing heat and wearing body armor.
Being in the same room with Clinton is a danger hazard.
Joseph Thomas
thank you satan
Owen Gutierrez
alex jones is so fucking based
Jackson Jenkins
Write a book Stephen because you sure fucked up on Dark Tower.
Evan Roberts
Saw him walking down the street not 3 days ago with an "I love my job" shirt on. Dude is such a weirdo. Literally no one but tourists treat him as a celebrity. A couple of hecklers who I definitely don't know or had anything to do with put a bunch of trump signs in front of his house some months back and made the local newspaper.
yeah stephen king has a bunch of virtue signaling garbage in his books. protip - he's very fucking overrated as a writer.
Joseph Wright
does anybody have a direct feed of the debate i can put into VLC?
Hunter Wright
Jesus CHRIST why did you post that webm. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lincoln Clark
that's what a hillary presidency would feel like
Anthony Taylor
>Lou Dobbs and Bobby Knight backslapping
Maximum comfy
Michael Taylor
>master of horror fiction He has written maybe 3 good books.
Christian Gutierrez
I will never read another book by S. King, but Pet Cemetery creepy as fuck. Get it from a thrift store.
Asher Watson
I'm so goddamn hungry cant this shit hurry up already!!
Sebastian Jones
You're in denial trumpfag. Sad!
Jonathan Nguyen
What channel
Oliver Moore
How come all the "artists" and other people who relate to arts, media, music and other crap seem be mostly against Trump?
Sebastian Russell
Where'd everyone go?
Gavin Davis
Artists these days love to be willingly ignorant about politics ("too boooring!!! :("), counter-culturally liberal (they're grandparents are the conservative ones, adn old == bad), and quick to agree with the ratpack so they don't get criticized (they're really fucking fragile, like REALLY).
sheltered writer who lives in an all white isolated state furthest from the mexican border...
what would scare steven king to death is being dropped off in an Atlanta ghetto
William Butler
From interviews I've seen with him, King is the epitome of stuck up liberal. He finds every moment imaginable to interject liberal talking points to try and get cheers from the crowd (if talking in front of a crowd). It was really disappointing when I first realized he's a douche. First I saw this is when him and GRR Martin basically interview eachother. Now, based on Martins stories you might think he's like som ehuge liberal, but he NEVER in all the interviews I've seen with him interject liberal politics into things. In fact, I've seen him get rather annoyed when people bring it up and usually what he has to say triggers liberals. King is a douche.
Carson Howard
And there are some things in Ice and Fire that have me wondering about George. The biggest is the blonde haired, purple eyed beautiful race with magic blood that he calls the TarARYANS. George just might be a crypto Nazi.
Jose Hughes
(((Stephen King)))
Lincoln Butler
Please listen to me.
This is important.
>Do NOT think about hillary, the more thought you give HER instead of TRUMP the more she grows stronger. This is basic meme magic.
>Now go, go and masturbate to trump, get hyped on him, just think about him, channel all your FUCKING MEME MAGIC IN HIM DO IT RIGHT. NOW.
>You have to give every moment in your life right now to Trump, you have to give him every little bit of Energy you got by thinking about him, channel YOUR FUCKING MAGIC TO HIM >REPEAT DO NOT THINK ABOUT CLINTON >DO NOT THINK ABOUT CLINTON
Here is a country song to boos you a little bit up,
CITIZENS OF THE WORLD UNITE AND CHANNEL YOUR MAGIC TO OUR GOD EMPEROR!