PRE-DEBATE HYPE THREAD

Kanker reporting in. Debate starts at 3am local time, 1am now, so I'm fixin' me some midnight snacks. Shit's gun be gud.

I feel sorry for Eurofags that have to stay up until some backwards hour just to watch the God Emperor perform his eternal stumping.
But it will be worth it, Heil Trump!

the debate will start at 9:30 pm, feels good man

8pm here.

Already bought some snacks to get comfy in bed watching the debate.

2 hours left.

3 am here

kill me pedro

straya reporting in, currently 9am and debate in 2hrs. skipped work, ordered pizza, live thread open next to the stream.

too comfy

Who's watching live?
youtube.com/watch?v=_9m_hzXE7f4

>tfw so fucked by timezones it actually works out somewhat ok

noice. watching eurofootball is pure suffering though

so a coin flip decied were thy stand on stage left or right.
>clinton won

is it over already?

00:04 here, im ready to go

Biggest question though; which one of y'all cunts can get me a stream?

Is there gonna be a stream and a chat?

Do you non Americans feel like Americans during debates?

le epic troll : ^ )

youtube.com/watch?v=al262Pd5Q_U
alex jones is doing one

currently shitposting on twitter ready for the fight night

There are some Americans meeting up at a bar here in Melbourne this evening to watch a replay

I kind of want to go for the kek's and shreks

2 hours lads. I've already jacked off 5 times today

>No Gary Johnson and Jill Stein
>America is the land of the free they said

Why should I fucking care if all candidates running for the Presidency will not be present?

are most Americans outside the USA democrat or republican?

It's being broadcast on NPO.

About 1 AM here, debate at 2:45 AM. I'm staying awake to watch it. After all, we're a US crypto colony.

>class starts exactly when the debate does

Geen TV helaas, zit in een studentenflat...

because everybody else is irrelevant

>trojanoski horseshitski

It's at 9PM (EST).

2:10 am here

i bought potato chips and dip for the debate

They were both under the 15% threshold to make it into the debate

Jill Steins polling is within the margin of error, she might not even have any supporters

I've met a few americans, while I would tend to say Democrat, can you imagine trying to be an out and out Republican overseas given what some people already think of America having a gun under every piece of dust

anderson looks qt today

2am

Feeling sleepy lads. Gonna get a coffee and play some vidya.

If tonights debate goes well, western civilisation will be saved. That's how serious it is...

It makes me sad, but Trump will lose.

9am at work.

Can't watch so I'll be running g off whatever memes you idiots come up with untill I can watch it when I get home

youtube.com/watch?v=vJ4CSmOqS5c&feature=youtu.be

Don't know if it's regionlocked.

NPO kun je ook via internet live kijken:

npo.nl/live

What's it like to be a honduran intellectual?

It's gonna be amazing.

Nice record correction Shlomo !

Who's ready for hillary to shit herself and for bill to have a stroke in the audience?

defeatist cuck

>not throwing a sickie

Fuckin unaustralian

Sweet fucking christ I cannot wait

>americans
>in melbourne

Yeah i would go just incase trump kills it, the butthurt from them would be too good to miss

IM HYPED
IM SO HYPED

Was Hillary already BTFO?
Dumbass liberal student or devious plot?

Thrown too many they ask for doctor certificates. Had to come up with some fake illness to get a blood test from the doctor last time

debates.twitter.com

is this a good place to watch

Did you watch the presidential forum? It was a fucking disaster. I want him to do better, but the retarded way he talks will probably scare off moderates.

Tell your gender studies professor to fuck off.

You are the man in the situation.

Shekels have been removed from your account for such poor b8.

livestream get in here >> youtube.com/channel/UCfEVk3eo5M1snSXpjC4ORcw/live

>hilary passes out during the debate

can you imagine this place? the catalogue would be worse than when bane posting was at its peak

if you didn't take work off today to watch this your a pleb

12 o'clock right now, should be on around 2-3 in the morning
need to wake up at 7 tomorrow as well but I don't want to watch the replay

offical pol stream?

Newfie here so 8:43. Got the snacks ready and can't wait to watch Clinton die live.

In a hard-to-describe fashion - somewhat. I personally always have this feeling when I look at Trump, like I am seeing what my forebears thought of when they heard "America"; as if some huge and ancient promise was flaring to sudden awareness before me. That if all ends in bloodshed over here and I find that I can not win, there'll be a new dawn and a new start for me somewhere while this man still stands. It is the promise of liberation. And maybe of justice.

Yet at the same time also an echo. Like a voice like his, condemning corruption, naming the enemy, once inspired those that I descend from to do as they did in that doomed last war. Like maybe those two-thousand years, from Arminius' stand through Luther's theses and Old Fritz' campaigns up to the last Hohenzollern Emperor and the Third Reich all lead up to this; to a German-American who makes the latter wake and maybe once, in due time, restore the former.

And in a way then I feel both more intimately what "German" means, and perhaps even what "American" is supposed to be. Needless to say, I'm hype for the debate.

>be Gary Johnson
>crash the first presidential debate
>(with no survivors)
>trump agrees to let me debate if I can answer one question

>Where's Allepo?

>mfw

see

Do you feel in charge ?

All you foreign fags waiting for murika to elect the rite person to fix the world need to get your own shit in order.

see

any links to livestreams?

I'm not gay so I'm watching Monday night football

9:17am not going to uni this is way more important MAGA

youtube.com/watch?v=al262Pd5Q_U

see

Debate just finished for me
AMA

donaldjtrump.com/splash-debate/

In what way?

youtube.com/watch?v=ylrxrUO_hhk

GET HYPE

Al is most likely relaxing at home and watching the debate.

When will Hillary's canceling of her appearance be released to the media?

youtube.com/watch?v=L6QElWIKfDk

yeah okay queer go watch niggers take a knee when they national anthem is being sung, while you watch commercials made by jews to get you to buy the newest merchantdice

MSNBC has the absolute best coverage so far. i recommend everyone switching to MSNBC for tonight.

They will either use a double or a shit ton of crazy drugs to keep her up

Sven for Trump reporting in.
Debate will start 3:00 am our time.

Why not use donalds website?

It's just such a meh game with mediocre teams

he pay you a small fortune ?

Am i the only one that's a little nervous what with the debate probably being rigged and all.

I'll need some time to check my privilege first

A bit.

I know the German gave an autistic reply but America heavy I influences our culture here, if Trump wins and succeeeds our country will most definitely follow suit, along with others.

Your culture has infuluence over us way more than Europe does.

>not watching on c-span
Idiot.

Jag är med dig.

italy reporting in. it's 1:20 am here one hour and half left yet I think I'm going to sleep

>not gay
>watching football

The CIA has been working all day on their plan, they are going to stage a false flag attack and blame it on an "immigrant", Hillary has been injected with several viruses with a secret CIA tech blowgun.

Trump is going to "save" some woman and he will absolutely win, he will be held as an american hero.

The boys at langley will kill Hillary soon after, but shhhh dont tell anybody Cred Forums, and dont dare screencapin this :)

The pieces are in place, the clock is in motion.

Anthony Cumia, Gavin McInnes, and Pat Dixon will be commentating the debate for free tonight.

compoundmedia.com/live/

Hmm this is a good point

>wonder if there'll be any MAGA QT's there
>probably not

Is it possible to get CSPAN in HD?

I'm brazilian, where can I watch the debate?

CIA ?

Yea, on tv.

You have a tv, right user? You're not a neet, right?

Bra det broder!

not exactly.

me, the odds are too great for me to be confident of another jeb humiliation type debate, its gonna be fact checking 24/7, breaks to stop momentum and underarm bowls for hillary.

im scared

Goodell has changed the rules so much that the game is unwatchable.

Fuck linear algebra. This debate is going to be WWE tier

Some of us have actual jobs, you basement rats.
Good night suckers. I watch it tomorrow.

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>CNN
taima.tv/r/Predator_TV

do your dubs give you valor over me ? do you feel in charge user ?

Sadly, it is getting there

Live chat and stream:

OVERTUBE dot ORG

Starts at 4AM local time... and I have to get up at 7AM for important work related meetings.

I don't give a fuck tho, not missing this for anything, my boss can fucking fine me :)

ABC News 24 and ABC iView will have the live debate mate

If Trump kills it I kind of want to go to the debate watching thing with the Americans later.
But if an American turned up to an Australian debate watching thing it would be kind of weird, so conflicted

wtf of a name is Hofstra, what does it fuckin mean ....

Goodnight user.

Sleep tight.

well played...HOWEVER.

Don't be scared Donald won't fuck this one up.
If he gets fucked it is because of the moderators or something else.
It will be evident for the viewers and it could even benefit Trump if the moderators are biased or in one way or another impairs Trumps performance.
Just grab a beer and relax mate, It'll be fine.

your dubs, and its infrastructure has been important. then how ?

Yes, but it may just be because I live in Southern Ontario so I'm practically American culturally speaking.

You have autism

Fine or fire? Bosses can't fine employees for random shit under EU rules, as far as I know.

It's a quite common last name here in Holland, doesn't mean anything.

how many bongs n bings lads?

SVÄRJE RAPPORTERAR IN!

taima.tv/r/Predator_TV
Comfiest stream.

>confortavel como a foda

Oh shit! When's the debate? Tomorrow?

Time to show true digits.

1 burger and 31 fries lad

Will trump mention the emails

LETS GÅ NU GRABBAR

rather watch it on youtube with you cunts commentatng on the side.

Fuck what some seppos think, go down there and laugh if trump humiliates her

>If he gets fucked it is because of the moderators or something else.
oh no doubt, but you all remember the fact checking that happened to romney which stumped him, it was completely false but nobody goes online afterwards to see if their fact check is correct or not they take it as they hear it and then switch off

Nigga this is Bulgaria, there are no rules here. I get fined regularly for up to 20% of my salary.

Dutch name, 'Hof' means 'Court', and -stra usually means something among the lines of 'of the'. So basically "he who is of the court", which immediately implies a (((Hofstra))).

a necessary dub

2 hours, gonna watch on Fox and tweet like a motherfucker.

Are you guys ready for some serious meme magic? 100 million malleable minds, and they're all ours.

IMMODIUM IMMODIUM CRAP ON THE PODIUM

IN THIS CORNER

DONALD TRUMP (16/0/0)
A newcomer to the political stage, possible child rapist Donald Trump has steamrolled his competition faster than he steamrolled homes in Atlantic City to build his luxurious casinos. With a near-superhuman ability to dodge questions and bend reality, he certainly presents more than enough challenge for his rivals. Bent knees, obnoxious hats, and shitty posters follow wherever he goes. Will he be able to word salad around his opponent, or will he be found dead from an apparent suicide?

6:30 AM
This is my first time following the elections and im pretty hyped.

Most Merchant Mariners are without a doubt red. With some being verifiable 1488. I love it.

STICKY NOW

You foreigners realize that if Trump wins you'll never be able to move here and bask in his light ever again right?

>If he gets fucked it is because of the moderators or something else.

God forbid Trump fucks up and its his fault right

México here. Debate starts in 1:30. Gonna skip Jiu Jitsu night at my MMA school for this. I just Want to see hillary's demise and the effect if the withering curse.

Gonna be enjoying a nice protein shake.

AND THE CONTENDER

HILLARY CLINTON (???/1/0)
There has been no Drudge article, no shitpost, and no heavily sexist tweet in the last twenty years that hasn't been aimed at actual murderer Hillary Clinton. The wife of Donald Trump's best friend, Hillary Clinton has dominated the political scene for the last 10+ years by deftly eliminating all threats to her ascendancy. Will she be able to covertly poison Trump during the debate? Or will she be another victim to the unstoppable Trump Train?

True, But remember that Trump is alot stronger than Hillary.
He will not be intimidated by anything.
i personally think he will be on the offense all the time and won't have to defend against much.
It will be a Stump for Donald, Hillary will not be able to comeback properly versus a skilled candidate like Donald.

Who is this semon demon?

who cares, is not like i would be able to live whitout my sides anyways, i am going to die in this debate, is all commfyness now

Whites are still welcome.

I've always lived under that assumption.

youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=o_a3uNkDIxE
youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=o_a3uNkDIxE
youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=o_a3uNkDIxE

Debate Stream

SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE Cred Forums

00:34 here, 1 hour 26 minutes until debate. Up at 6:20, lecture at 9:00. Wish me luck.
Getting comfy with chicken sandwiches, sensations, monster and fags.

only poor people go to US to make ephemeral riches. If you got money you can lead a comfy life in the shithole called Honduras. I still would like to visit to see some scenery and colonial architecture though.

Anyone have the Hillary wojak?

nice dubs but lol foreigners are foreigners and the god-emperor is anti-immigration in general

Any user have the debate drinking game

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Kayleigh is pure

I don't think we will see any major failures by Donald.
Hillary will be the defendant due to her recent illness.
I think all arguments against Trump will deflect like water does to roofpanels.
He can't fuck this one up.

Why is the #debatenight tag on twitter filled with pro-Hillary talk?
We must do something

GIVE ME AN OFFICIAL Cred Forums STREAM GOYS

PRAISE THE CHAOS GOD

HILLARY WILL CHOKE

NAZI FROGS SHALL SPREAD ACROSS THE LAND

anything for the memes and kek famalam

How long will the debate go on? I may need to get more alchohol.

>>>youtube.com/watch?v=Z19xTcyTn10
check the catalog leaf
BANTER FOR THE BANTER GOD, WALLS OF THE WALL THRONE

6 hours

Why oh why does time fly so slow when waiting for the good things

90 minutes ?

A stool has been installed behind Hillary's podium for her to stand on, see pic.

Who /Latino 4 Trump/ here??

New meme coming in

Cheers lad gotta get that predebate fap in

I don't think I'll survive

Guys I've ignored news all day because I didn't want to hear Skypes argue about the debate points and possible outcomes. As a result, I don't actually know what time it starts. Any help?

Prepare to charge!

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I'm both extremely excited and nervous at the same time. I'm really worried Trump is gonna choke.

Please reassure me guys. I want Trump to destroy her w/ all my heart. But I have to be pessimistic. Better to expect he'll lose and not be disappointed, than to expect he'll win and be let down.

Please show me a sign Lord Kek.

One hour 18 minutes from now.

Right here

youtube.com/watch?v=7PtvIr2oiaE

1 hour 20 minutes until the great KEK smiteth the WHORE with shits, coughs and fits

It starts in one hour and twenty minutes.

7:41 am, it will start on 8 am here.

POST YOUR DEBATE PUMP UPS!

youtube.com/watch?v=FIcxqVRLEWI

in one hour

new hampshire here

about to go to an debate party/bonfire, some dude is going to project it on the side of his barn

im pumped

MAGA

Thanks boss.

NIMBLE NAVIGATOR

HERE
>mfw I can't vote for the Emperor God

Don't worry. He'll choke and lose.

That's pretty n'wah

Business idea:let Hillary win the election.

youtube.com/watch?v=JQ8tJJ2gxFE

youtube.com/watch?v=vJ4CSmOqS5c
I nominate this stream as the Cred Forums official stream

>trump kills the debate
>the incoming cant stump the trump video

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

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>youtube.com/watch?v=s9lcr-wsYOk

not
>youtube.com/channel/UCfEVk3eo5M1snSXpjC4ORcw/live

stream with unmoderated comments

DELUXE GIGGA NIGGA ARMAGEDDON 9000 HOLOCAUSTINATOR EDITION

>this fucking propaganda on Sky right now
>"low educated whites vote Trump, college educated whites vote Hillary"

No mention of who the low-educated Hispanics and blacks are voting for.

COUGHING FIT

>watching british sky news
>asking around a table what they gonna vote for
>black guy: hillary
>#1 white guy: trump
>#2 white guy: 'uhh... i hope the people win'
and after the first white dude shakes his head the second white guy pushes in a shy 'trump!' in before the camera cuts away.

the social pressure in america must be huge for trump supporters. can't even appear to be a trump supporter on british tv. jesus

If Trump performs badly my test is going to drop

I have to hide my affiliation because the people around me don't seem to understand that I am voting for the future of my future American children, not the futures of immigrants.

The entire argument against Trump falls apart when you consider that he is placing American exceptionalism before patriotism to a nation that most 2nd and 3rd generation Mexicans have little connection to other than family. But my family and some of my friends don't seem to get that I'm voting for my future American children, not Mexico.

it's gonna be alright man

let Jesus take the wheel

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A toad revealed himself on my front lawn for the first time this year PRAISE KEK. Both my parents chanted Pepe!

Get on your twitters and tag the CTR factwreckers with hashtagCTRSHILL

Calling it now

During the 2nd half hour of the debate the power goes out and Hillary disappears backstage for "protection" for the rest of the night.

>we want to help the poor and downtrodden
>LOL ONLY DUMB POOR PEOPLE VOTE TRUMP

id be insulted if i was poor desu

ayy

>crypto colony
what does this mean?

that fucking air horn is going to be driving my neighbors mad

Starts at 4 am here. I'll be watching Trump sodomizing Hillary while normies are asleep.

>those flapjack titties

Lol.

POLL - Have you always supported Donald Trump? If not, who did you support first?

VOTE: strawpoll.me/11310578

GET HYPE WITH YOUR FAV SODAS

1 H 12 M

pneoumonia is an extraterrestrial I told you first before STDs did ..guwwwwwwwwwwoops

a jewish colony

will this be entretaining enough to stay awake for it?

>Svea Rike Rapporterar!

>THIS IS WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN:
Donald is going to banter Shillary into walking off the stage to avoid feinting or a tantrum, media will then claim this to be a bold and brave move. She will then avoid any and all public debates.

when it comes to the Disunited Failed States of Autism, there can be only LOSERS

youtube.com/watch?v=oG537-jwKl4

Starting at 2:45 AM here

I'm going to watch it stoned af

>GINGER ALE
GOAT
>not san pellegrino blood orange
baka lad

youtube.com/watch?v=5ecEb4tEPic

i do hope this ends up as a big shock to them when they vote and see that half their coworkers voted for him but simply stayed quiet. It does you no well to identify as a supporter to these people as you risk losing your job etc. Look at any news sites facebook page, any commenter who spits truth is always with a fake facebook account, a real account opens you up to the childish shit of contacting your employer and ruining your life.

The same shit unfortunately this place has started doing

I supported Kasich

>I like pizza

Do they air it on TV or do you have to stream?

>This guy!

are you okay-kay-kay ?

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I AM PURE FUCKING HYPE

Just got home from work

Got chicken wings

Got beer

Got some whiskey

FUCKING /COMFY/

WHO READY HERE??

CHECK MY 4

It's extremely important to blow up social media DURING (not after) the debate. It sways who people feel is the winner, and everyone likes a winner.

So get the fuck on Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, start some fucking smoke signals in your backyard, whatever you gotta do. MAGA like a mofo tonight.

kill yourself fag, sprite is fucking awesome, fite me

So how does the audience work for this?

Will Trump/Hillary get boo'd for something they don't agree with or is it more civilized and quiet?

Don't own a TV
Gonna watch it on (((Spiegel Online)))

>club soda

83 year old detected

Kek, beautiful flag

This will probably be most liberals first time actually watching Trump speak instead of reading poorly made gifs on tumblr. This could be a mass redpilling.

rolled a couple of spliffs and got me some snacks

how much more time?

That's the fucking worst soda tier list ever holy shit.

Sprite and DrPepper/Pibb is great, Pepsi MAX? FUCKING KILL YOURSELF! COCA COLA IS FOR SKYPES

RARE PENCE ON CNN RIGHT NOW

>drinking the liquid Jew on a Monday.

How's the construction trade, pleb?

>audiences in a debate

fucking why

>sodas
Ahmed pls

9:52am here lads

MAGA

FUCK

I'm so nervous lads. It's that pre-game butterfly feeling. I feel like I used to when I did competitive swimming.

1 BONG

is life good in china?

link to cnn stream?

Ordering a stuffed crust now
Gonna be gud

what was your 50m crawl time lad

same, didnt realise how invested i actually was in a meme election on the other side of the world

It's in 1 hour and 7 minutes...

Based.

how the fuck can you eat that shit? i work at dominos and the cheese we used for stuffed crust is absolutely disgusting

It's raining outside and real chilly. I got some coffee ready to start brewing. It's going to be comfy as fuck tonight.

Yeah I feel you man. I'm voting trump but my gf gets really butthurt because she's illegal and so is her friends and family. Ive been keeping my political leanings secrets because she gets really scared of being deported.

>you will never be a qt chinese trap
why even live desu

svenska snacks!

Was years ago m8. Don't even remember.

i had it before exams all the time

awwwww sheeeeeit

im gonna go collect some stream links, better do that now boys

Hillary will win

I can't breathe this is golden.
"Why are black people proud to be black half your race is addicted to crack" JESUS MY SIDES.

politico.com/story/2016/09/debate-trump-clinton-caucus-228654?lo=ap_d2

>“Hillary Clinton has spent a public lifetime of being held to a strikingly different standard, and this debate will be no exception,” said the Ohio Democrat. “She will have to answer every single question flawlessly, exude gravitas, look presidential, channel Bill's and Barack's oratorical mastery, not raise her voice, not cough, wear an acceptable pantsuit, smile enough, be likable, not laugh and have a good hair day. Donald Trump will just have to show up.”

>“She has to stop [Trump’s] momentum with a strong debate performance, and she has to be able to stand on the stage for 90 minutes and look healthy for 90 minutes or the whole issue of her health comes back with a vengeance,” added a Virginia Republican. “All [Trump] has to do is not say anything racist or sexist and look like he could be president.”

wow it looks like the odds are really in trump's favor, i guess everyone expects him to wi-

>76% of democrats think clinton will win the debate
>59% of republicans think clinton will win the debate

HAHAHAHAHAHHA
literally everyone expects trump to fuck up and choke. everyone has way higher expectations for clinton yet they still pick her to win.

it's estimated that up to 100 million people will watch this debate. trump is going to choke and lose the entire election tonight. trump is fucking DONE.

I bet you say "pop"? I only said soda so plebs know what I'm talking about. I live in a 100% anglo saxon gated community in a $1.5 million home and we call pepsi etc by its civilized name. carbonated juice.

Trump will probably have to let current illegals stay and just keep out future ones.

hmm maybe I'll have some chicken tendies for dinner.

Tell me about Supreme and Meatlovers, are they legit?

>domino's
There's the problem m8. I get pizza hut's stuffed crust.
Also keep in mind American tastes are a shit.

PRAISE KEK.

Don't forget goys

3am here i believe, shit i have to be in uni from 8 to 18 today

Nice men själv är det bira som gäller!

fire up trump

POST DEBATE MUSIC

OFFICIAL HILLARY THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=61dCo8BSFlc

>carbonated juice

That's what Americans call freedom of choice m8.

9 am dude. I'll be watching this debate on CNN Philippines.

>tfw i want to watch it on my tv but im too comfy in bed

i so happy right now. it genuinely feels like the world will be ok. I love Trump so much

I hope they both get killed

>tfw already ate all my debate snacks and its not for another hour yet

Politico? Lol

Almost 2am here. Had a coffee a few minutes ago, I'm going to witness this. I'm not supporting either of the opponents, however I'm curious about the magnitude of such an event.
Right now I'm watching CNN, are there better streams?

yeah i guess so

best is peri peri chicken imo but its a bit expensive. i get it for free though

all depends on whether your store is run by pajeets or not though

6:57 here, 1 hour till game time!

Can't wait to see Drumpf make an embarrassment out of himself!

hello Khan

Lime La Croix should be in god tier.

Lotta loyalty for a hired pizza maker

yas queen youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_3506259923&feature=iv&src_vid=tFn_X7lMdjY&v=M8NAypD-djo

someone make a new thread for the boys

niggerleaf please. Bawls? Soda water? Capri Sun isn't even soda, same with Nestea. What is wrong with you? Oh, right, you're from Mexico North.

is paraguay even a real country?

atleast you can post

Do fucking pushups during the speech.

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Hispanic4Trump

I wish I was American so that I could vote for that smug bastard.

no, but you can pity us for being so pathetic

youtube.com/watch?v=O_wc6viyzsE

best debate feed here