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I a scale from 1 to palm rubbing; how rigged is this fucking debate going to be?

It'll be fine goy.

Cock rubbing

Stupid article, because it's actually the opposite. Trump's height towering over her and her midget podium says 1000 words.

Perception is everything.

get the fuck inside our livestream on twitch at /asperglord
getting comfy af

Will they give hillary a dick, too? oh, wait...

They didn't do that for Hillary vs Obama though.

the article was actually suggesting the opposite, that she would have the taller podium and a box to go with it.

Either way, some of the tv stations will probably just cut between closeups and try to avoid showing side by side front shots of the stage for just that reason.

first 2 debates rigged against Trump
last 2 rigged against Hillary

Mummy?

If that's the case, Trump will call it out.

hairy palms

They did this to "even the playing field". Because as much as we joke around here, people genuinely don't like short people and are more prone to distrust them. She needs a box to seem more likable.

They do that in all debates. Jon (((Stewart))) even had a hydrolic lift for his debate with O'Reily that he could adjust the height of.

But she can't step up on box unassisted lol.

>remembering that the taller candidate usually wins the election

Hillary officially stumped.

Hillary is at the podium
Forgot to take her immodium

she'll probably be wearing that super bulky outfit with braces and shit underneath it again.

>yfw Hillary falls over getting off the box

What is trivia you will not hear tonight for $500, Alex.

You and this article are fucking retarded. Hillary's podium is smaller because she is shorter. There is no step stool. This has been talked about all goddamn day. Faggots.

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If they do the walk out to the podiums from back stage on camera, i hope trump takes her podium.

The article suggests that, but it was already released days ago with the debate rules that Clinton was getting no step stool but a smaller podium, so the article is wrong. Trump is bigger, so he's getting a bigger podium, and Clinton is smaller, so she's getting a smaller podium so that she doesn't look like a dwarf compared to Trump when the camera is only on one of them.

A hose is going to be attached to a mechanism under her asshole that is hidden well in her poofy ass clothing so she can shit at will. This is how rigged the debate is

It's's almost as if Donald Trump is taller than Clinton and needs a higher podium.

wtf I hate height differentials now

if that's true, then why does the larger podium have a tall platform and little steps?

Suddenly a coughing fit
Pants begin to fill with shit

aw, does Hillawy need a booster chair?

ok den! here you go!

A stool is for her to sit on. An apple box is for her to stand on. Tom cruise needs an apple box for every single movie he's in. That's what Hillary is getting.

She has that covered.

>Clinton will be forced to stand sill under all the pressure because of this

Both podiums have little steps at the bottom, both candidates will be standing on the floor. What the fuck are you looking at?

The next debate requires both candidates stand without a podium, though, so what's the point?

lol op's a faggot

get your fucking eyes checked, kike

Nothing to see guys this is a common debate practice

>Literal soapbox

Have memes gone too far?

Stool behind Hillary's podium to add height.

They do this all the time

Nothing to discuss guys

They do this in all debates. You are fucking retarded.

It was just reported in live television that Hillary will be boosted to make up for the height difference.

Faggot.

the stool wont be behind hillary's podium until she drops one halfway through the debate.

Exactly

It happens all the time

Nothing to see here

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SHUT UP YOU FUCKING LEAFS I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

What's terrible about all of this is that they know the average voter is so stupid that they're going to be swayed into favoring a candidate based on height.

Humans are animals and they're so predictable.

THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME

Podiums are sized for the candidates. This always happens

This is a non story

No they don't.

I've heard they have a bunch of different ways to do it that don't show up on camera. They sometimes slope portions of the floor and as long as they only use specific camera angles it's not noticeable and the heights look more similar.

It's all to prevent subconscious biases people might have about height.

wtf are you talking about these all look equal

What kind of person would ever be biased by height?

They always do this you people

The majority of people are, you just might not realize you are.

Exactly

This is the first time a candidate has been given a special podium not to look shorter

Ok shills, point out another case of a candidate using a smaller podium and a booster chair during a presidential debate.

Hillary is a huge piece of shit and I hope she dies painfully

But, who gives a shit about the podium differences? Srsly?

Is she going to give the step a job on her staff and take it when she talks to foreign leaders?!

Wasn't this announced like three days ago? I don't think it's a secret.

Yes CTR, we understood the first three times

>every single woman trying to selfie with their face in the corner of the pic

Jesus, just take a fucking picture, you retarded cunts.

So you're not familiar with the constant shitposting about manlets? How's your first day on Cred Forums going?

LOL

Kek is here with us. Take our energy kek. Pass it to Trump. Let him achieve a total victory.

PRAISE KEK.

That's just a myth created by manlets to excuse their lack of success.

She's not using a god damn booster chair. This was specifically stated in the debate rules like 3 days ago and Cred Forums rejoiced. Fucking lurk moar you fucking faggots

Fuck I'm a manlet and I'd kill myself before I used some kind of pneumatic trickery.

Debate Pepe?

It's ingrained into every single human to find more dominant looking people to be better leaders.

It's just like the halo effect

All debates do this

Hillary isn't special ;^)

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No one would request it if they're the same height user.

Wouldn't a shorter podium benefit Hillary? If she's barely peeking over the top, and Trump has his full chest/stomach exposed, he would look like the stronger one.

Bullshit article.

At least this guy is having a good time

That was a Democratic primary, this is not.

Will they cut off when she gets off that wooden box?

>This is common in debates you faggots
Ok, can you give us another example of this in a Us presidential debate? I'll wait.

BTW- you realize they could not protect the emails of their top jew campaign advisors, right? Where do you think YOUR info stands in hierarchy of securing information?

and if...oh, let's say civil unrest breaks out i the US, you realize who has the guns and that it's not your side, right? and yeah, no one buys the canadian proxies CTR.

Then surely you can find examples of presidential debates with different sized podiums ;^)

Show one presidential debate where this has been done before ;^)

Yes, exactly. That's why she's getting a shorter podium and why the article and everyone in this thread is retarded.

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>my feet hurt
>hillary's diaper smells really bad
>these whores are so narcissistic
>i wish i was at home shitposting

I don't really give a shit user, but you'd be making an actual point if you were spamming photos of height disparate politicans at identical podiums.

Will you tin-foil idiots quit it? ALL candidates have valium injectors placed inside their podium in case of seizure, it's standard practice.

fucking misogynist White males.

nypost.com/2016/09/25/clinton-to-use-a-taller-lectern-to-shrink-height-difference-with-trump/
>In 1988, Michael Dukakis stood on a sloping platform that was hidden behind his lectern to be better matched with the taller George H.W. Bush.
>Jimmy Carter argued the “belt buckle rule” to debate negotiators in his 1976 matchup with Gerald Ford, who was 3½ inches taller. Ford’s lectern reached 2½ inches above his belt, under the agreement, and Carter’s 1½ inches.

Like kerry and bush, and Mccain and Obama?

lol, you are the same fucking "Brit" shill who was knocking trump and pushing Rato for months. someone found out the skype group, we actually have all your numbers. Going to try all the UK ones tonight, only 3 on there, see if I can get you.

Quads confirm

There's only 3 debates...

>This is the first time a candidate has been given a special podium not to look shorter

Think real hard on this... but why do you think that is? Could it be because we never had a height difference such as this.

Fucking

R E T A R D

But how will people know that SHE was there, what she looked like, what she was wearinng, what her makeup looked like, that she looked suuuuuper cute and Hillary looks like shit compared to her, all the other women too, evryone is shit except meeee and whatever male I've snared to serve and protect me, he's shit too but I tolerate it as long as he avides by my wishes and whims

>stupid

It's not even stupidity. It's a natural response to height.

Manlet meme is real.

>this picture

>Could it be because we never had a height difference such as this.
Exactly. I'm sure the chinks, saudis, russians, etc... would gladly have her stand on a little stool each time she has to meet them or give a press conference.

It's a FALSE ILLUSION. She won't have the fucking stool if she won and every world leader towers over her.

although if it comes to that, she won't be taking many trips bc he'll be managing her civil war here...

Manlets probably get weeded out during the primaries.
Of course Hillary barely had any competition and it was likely rigged anyway.

Did rand have an apple box at the primary debates?

Lol there aren't many of you, but you hillary shills are impressively persistent.

How much does Trump pay you, shill?
upi.com/Archives/1988/09/21/Bush-Dukakis-agree-on-debate-podium-sizes/9588590817600/

>trump comes out first
>takes hillary's podium

bump

THE PODIUM JUT GOT TEN FEET HIGHER

hahaha

>yes

Election in Russia tier rigged.

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Holy shit, Drumpfniggers BTFO

Thought it was a pool feed, meaning all channels will have the same video stream but overlay different graphics and different commentary.

Americans can't rig on our level,we got some psy-op shit

the goyim know shut it down

deeeeelllleeettttttt!!!!!!!!!!!

We learned from the best ;)

See

And then neck yourself, you braindead shill

yes, alright, thank you

help me out bros

I have to write a CV, it will be my first job ever - as a shop assistant - could you give me some tips?

3-4 sentences are more than enough. Just tips like "I'm team oriented" etc.
The moment I have to write anything about myself my brain shuts off.
Please bros, this is serious

Sorry for the picture, it would get buried without it

It's sarcasm.

>B-BUT MUH HILLARY SHILLS
BTFO. Now kill everyone in this retarded thread.

>Sept. 21 1988
What the fuck

Didn't read, what the fuck is that

Cred Forums focuses on the fucking height of a person more than hearing what they're saying

typical uneducated average americans

what the hell is your picture supposed to be? a hoof without the hoof?

bingo

nice trips

talk about your morning skin care routine

"fter I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine...."

it worked for me

Thanks for correcting the record :^)

Dead horse, hoof removed

This was already established earlier. Clinton asked for a stool to stand on and they denied it, saying they'd make the podium smaller. An imbecile wrote this article.

Decapped hoof.

Its important to remember that a hoof is basically a huge fingernail complete with bed.

Look up hoof decapping in YouTube.

It seems to be the case this is actually rare. I imagine it's a mixture of candidates generally not varying in size and the pride hit that people take by using the booster seat.

Apparently Hillary, being a female, it's okay to give her the booster seat and you're a muhsoggyknees if you mock her for it

SUCC

>typical uneducated average americans

I want you to scroll through this thread, look at the sheer diversity of flags, and then apologize for being exactly what you accused us of being.

Bump, hope trump calls her out on this.

>one ayy by this lmao

Two leaf faggots commenting on our election... Have you guys just given up on fixing the Justin problem? Or do you want us to be as cucked as you leafs so you feel better?

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Short podium for a short person.
Tall podium for a tall person.
Makes sense to me.
Anyway I hope Trump destroys Shillary with mad banter.

Doesn't the taller candidate often win the election? Hill-let confirmed for getting BTFO.

Are you fags even watching?

Fox and CNN have already spoken about and covered the difference in podium sizes. This shit isn't some secret.

Notice the key word "agree"

I see america is still covering the big issues.

It's actually not. Hillary was given a special permission to get her own custom podium.

Does Shillary's podium have a valium pen, grab bars, panic button, and oxygen tank concealed therein?

What's the chances of her seizing up and needing rebooted?

maybe that's why he lost

TWEET THIS

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Ask:
>Would they have done this if their heights were reversed?
>Would they have done this if Hill were a man?

Let her stand on a box, it's further to fall when she has a siesure.

Would be nice if she took a hard fall on live television.

That would be glorious

youtube.com/watch?v=MWHo52p8lGY