PRE-DEBATE HYPE /COMFY/ CHAT

LADS, WHAT IS THE MOST PATRIOTIC BEER TO DRINK TONIGHT?

TRUMP BETTER NOT FUCK THIS UP LIKE THE FORUM. I hope Hillary falls into every trap and just get's destroyed with comedy like Yeb!, though I'm /worried/

CNN - youtube.com/watch?v=_9m_hzXE7f4

Did you shrink your pineapple, croatia?

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watching with my ZBT bros, rate my drink famalam

i've banned a thousand times, and a thousand times i will come back

bud light

Those are so fucking good. I wish I had one right now while watching milo

51 minutes, 9 pm EST

Pizza master race, reporting in.

GET FUKKEN HYPED LADS

Got a bad feeling about this, same feeling i got before Alex Jones went into the Piers show.

52 mins on bbc sky news pretty much every news channel

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>people screaming "BULID THE WALL" on Fox News' stream
noice
I think I'm gonna have some spaghetti w/ bolognesa

POST YOUR BEVERAGES

Boys I'm gonna grab more eats cya at the streams unless I crash and die.

Also first for feet

infowars.com/watch-alex-jones-show/

Infowars is live and Margaret is on.

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PREGAMED AF NYUKKA

Trust the Don Argentinabro

3-DIMENSIONAL CHESS MENTIONED ON CNN

MEMES CONFIRNMED

Can I ask for some Hillary vs Trump memes?

Like the one with Trump as Bane and Hilldog as dubsguy. Others too. My blood requires shitposting on facebook

POST YOUR HYPE MUSIC

youtube.com/watch?v=zHpEzk0u6v0

"3 dimensional chess"!!!!! Kek lads CNN said it!

Who ya got tonight? Trump or Hillary? Falcons or Saints?

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Thanks

Lights go out after 40 mins and Hillary disappears backstage for the rest of the night for her "protection"

STREAMS PLEASE
T
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A
S
P
L
E
a
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>heresy

youtube.com/watch?v=-N4KiSvOz8w

I'm brewing my own

nigger

Pic to prove I'm not a shill. I am super fearful that this debate will end him. I'm almost certain this whole thing is a MSM trap that's rigged from the start, part of a whole maneuver against his campaign.

I can't watch this shit

digits confirm trump gets assassinated on stage

Can't wait for Drumpf to get BTFO

Guys, any IRC chat channel anywhere?

THIS WILL HAVE HIGHER RATINGS THAN THE SUBERB OWL

CANT WAIT FOR ALL THE SICK TRUMP BURNS

WILL SHILLARY EVERY RECOVER?

I'll see your feet later.

Who unironically excited about this?

leaf-mind

I'm a technically illegal alien living in the United States. I've been here the entirety of my life. I'm so grateful that this Trump guy is going to flounder and implode on himself.

Also, I've had multiple white girlfriends. I got one pregnant, but she can't even make me pay child support because of my alien status.

Fucking kek

MAGA m8!!

you filthy stinking banana-peeling welfare collecting lazy felonious spear-chucking google

YAS QUEEN youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_3506259923&feature=iv&src_vid=tFn_X7lMdjY&v=M8NAypD-djo

reporting for duty sir.

not yet, but it's standing by.

who's /wine/ here?

Who /comfy/ here?

HOJA
O
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A

Hillary short-circuit incoming

HOJA
O
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>his penis isnt on camera
shit gif

youre right, no ponit in worrying now. no more dreams, just Trump now.

Wings in the oven boy

/comfy/ working on an essay and shitposting

so excited boys

How dare you faggot

BIG GUY
I
G

G
U
Y

Stay comfy stalker :^)

Comfy and ready to MAGA.

Why would you not be?

Hilary support here :)

I am so /comfy/ senpai. Who streaming this shit on info wars?

LETS FUCKING GO

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Fox, CNN, or Trump stream?

I'll be enjoying some Korean barbecue as we witness our American emperor.

Pre-debate coverage from generic media pool camera, no anchors

for those of you wanting a clean view

super comfy here. I have a sampler loaded with Centipede samples. I'm going to have WAY too much fun

Good shit lad. Gooks and Japs know how to eat healthy

Mods, seriously delete this shit.

Monster has clearly been fucking advertising on pol for the past few weeks and I'm sick of it.

DO YOUR GODDAMN JOB.

Busch! Lets go hunting boys!

This is gonna be one to remember lads, the happening is upon us

Fox 10 benis ftw.

>CNN
>Ad about blood clots
Kekekekekekek

whats our stream

>Hillary wins
>Nuclear fallout
>Everyone meets around a fire
>One guy with a shitty guitar starts playing youtube.com/watch?v=KRRGYEFZF4A

american beer is shit so youre screwed either way

god help us all

These are so fucking crucial. Regular monster is ass, but these are the stuff.

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Nigger

>/comfy/ Kinsey stream w/ chat

youtube.com/watch?v=jaIY0smBR9I

>Amy Jewmore supporter

youtube.com/watch?v=-N4KiSvOz8w

comfy

Who else xXxCOUGHING420LIKE710CLINTONxXx tonight?

youtube.com/watch?v=bl9yIpCncKs

What are we listening to boys??

I have to wake up in 11 hours, how long are the debates?

>not recognizing tongue-in-cheek

Budweiser faggot. Not bud light. Heavies only. Bud light is for fags and queers.

trump, saints

Why does woolf look like a pedo in the boys locker room guy shifty as fook

50 bings

Call my kush Aleppo, cuz it's got me stuck

The only thing worth listening to

youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo

gee, How many pounds Christie havs??

Drink your famous (stolen) goat piss drink bud.

>Tfw you will survive the fallout and spend your days drinking in Skadovsk whilst Beard plays comfy music

youtube.com/watch?v=DUPQtixaGlU

We're all gonna make it :^)

neutral stream

youtube.com/watch?v=uMSHSu1yT9M

I've never been so comfy, lads!

Who else /watchingwithfratbros/ here?? my whol frat is pro-trump. daily reminder that frats are the ultimate redpill

drinkable/10

all these people on sky news in bars watching the debates, who goes to a bar to watch a fucking political debate?

WHO ELSE /READY2DIE/ HERE

Can't wait.

Don't have any snacks though. Probably should have stocked up.

Was just thinking about this game earlier today.

COUGHING FIT PANTS OF SHIT
CAN'T STAND UP SHE HAS TO SIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE PEE POO POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
BY PEPE, KEK AND DONALD TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP

rare

DEFECATE
AT
DEBATE

You sure about that?

youtube.com/watch?v=hBGU_VTHEJA

>women don't get paid as much as men and that's wrong

This gonna be gud.

>Mark Cuban
OY FUCKING VEY WASSUP GOYIM!!!???

B A R S

IS THERE A FOX NEWS DEBATE STREAM

ALL I SEE IS CNN AND THE RANDOM YOUTUBE ONES

>implying I'd actually recommend piss-water

just waiting for the debate to start

STREAM LINKS PLEASE FOR LAZY AMERICAN?

that all yours?

like 2 puffs here, been saving it for this night. Nowhere to get more.

post maga wallpapers

go to trump general

but thats not bacon-chan

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REMINDER: POST ON SOCIAL MEDIA BEFORE YOU POST ON Cred Forums. We must shape the narrative.

Rin is purest Katawa, and best girl

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anyone else worried?

>ZBT
>Zero Bitches Tonight
>The only uncool Jew frat

>laughinggirls.jpg

Start drinking man. Also, get better cat food.

WHO /COMFY/ HERE?

youtube.com/watch?v=w6dCBUAjwog

CNN google getting uppity lads.

The hype is real

what does rin even do

I'm worried, what are the chance for Trump fucking it up?

youtube.com/watch?v=EhNzAXhDbfo

>all those white people crammed in that tiny room

imagine the smell of wet dog

IM VERY EXCITED FOR THE DEBATE
BUT THE ONLY REAL PROBLEM I AM
FACING TODAY IS THAT I DONT KNOW
HOW TO PROPERLY LISTEN TO ENGLISH

suck shit

>tfw no guns

t. sigma chi roid rage

Falcons & Hillary. Get fucked you faggots.

Yeah I'm probably the only person in Bermuda that knows Cred Forums exists.

my digits

ayy lmao

>Tfw you will get to explore the zone and tell stories in the 100rads bar

0%

11.98%

Stag!

fuck up Emi fag, you scum

youtube.com/watch?v=vJ4CSmOqS5c

I'm thinking of ordering some of this stuff.

What's the taste difference between Ultra Zero, Ultra Blue or Ultra Black? I'd imagine the nutritional qualities are just about the same.

I'm not good at boxing because I don't box. Listen to English and you'll get good at listening to English. Hang in there, Brazil bro.

Emi sucks shit to.

/lilly/ here

>tfw its just what was on top the pile

/pizza/ here, possibly crossboarding with /cookies/. Nothing more American than stuffing my face.

Are you one of the 3 white people who actually live on the island year round?

>unironically supporting hillary

I'm so fucking hyped. I'm seriously sitting here in my room chanting 'DEFECATE AT DEBATE' like it's a sports game or something.

Who /comfy/ here?
My grub.

I have no clue what any of you are talking about

>tfw no one ever chants in Germany

b-build the wall, right guys?

Katawa shoujo you newfag

livestream meme stream youtube.com/channel/UCfEVk3eo5M1snSXpjC4ORcw/live get in here fucks

Ja, herr 8qP0h4sO

tkxvault.bandcamp.com/album/trump

fight me motherfucker

i told one of my dudes there to vote for Afd, is that enought ?

fat bastard

The only dealer I've been able to find is some scummy 17 year old.

Somewhat possible, only because the media is looking for any tidbit to play repeatedly and crucify him, while they'll let Hillary get away with saying the most outrageous shit. He has more to worry about in not getting "gotcha'd" by the moderators than actually debating Hillary.

>Not even American but somehow I'm hyped as fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=yGs0g2m2Mxc

I wish i craved sweets. For the past 3 years all I crave is beef, poultry and fish. I'm going to have a heart attack if I keep eating it at this rate. I'm not fat.... yet. I'm 6'1" and 170 lbs.

WHOS HUNGRY

>falling for the bombay meme

Seagram's Gin is the master race choice. Gins don't get much mileage for your dollar when you start dropping more than the minimum. Not that I don't like gin.

MY FUCKING FROZEN LASAGNA IS STILL FUCKING FROZEN

nice revolver

what mode will trump be in tonight? bants-mode, president-mode or BEASTMODE???

straight up, im alittle worried. bernie was the most cucked cuck i've ever seen, and they still called him sexist. MSM will drown trump in accusations of being sexist over the smallest thing in these debates.

>trump is interrupted by clinton and tries to keep talking
>"Some people are saying Trump isn't sexist for talking over Hillary(it is sexist)"
>insert shit article that has a snarky reaction gif of some black woman.

I TOOK A DAY OFF WORK FOR TODAY, BOSS SAID IT WAS THE LAST STRAW AND I WAS FIRED.

BUT WHAT THE FUCK DO I CARE

MAGA

Eat it

every other kawata is impure, only Rin is pure, Emi is a slut

youtube.com/watch?v=vezr3dW4J5s&bpctr=1474938144

TRUMP has never had to deal with a debate like this.

One on one with a knowledgeable opponent.

Go back and look at the Republican primaries and in those debates he always backed off from talking when policy and how to pay for things came up. In nearly all of them he only spoke about 10 minutes total.

TRUMP has always been heavy on generalities and always leaves the audience wanting when pressed for details. This is going to be 90 minutes of policy and how governance actually works. There will be no hiding while others argue and swooping in with a quip at the tail end.

He. Is. Done.

THE OWL EATS THE FROG

Comfy and ready.
Gonna mix Red Berry Vodka, Lemonade, and Blue Curacao and go into work tomorrow in a patriotic daze.

Can confirm, Seagram's is beautiful

Will Trump actually call her 'Crooked Hillary' during the debate?

how long does the debate last? i want to know if i can smoke my dudeweed yet

hey which stream is the best?

i dont want to give the TV channels any advertising $

spot the spelling error

at this point calling someone sexist doesnt even do anything

get /comfy/ and praise kek, its almost here.

>here's to feeling good all the time

youtube.com/watch?v=al262Pd5Q_U

"How Hillary finally ended Trump at tonight's debate" - Salon

Prepare for the shilling post-debate

Bants-mode no doubt

Remember, he's an outsider, he won't play by their rules. Being presidential now would play into Hillary's hands.

ZBT is a jewish frat at my school. user....

fatfuck lmao

90 mins

It's natural to have nerves before important battles

>Hillary Clinton
>knowledgeable

top fucking kek m8

PLEASE RESPOND TO ME WITH YOUR BEST DEBATE BINGO'S! I WILL LITERALLY PRINT THEM OUT AND COMPLETE THEM. (appropriate ones pls)

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>hilary

hilary

lol is this real?

looks comfy af user

>COMFY CHAT
>FIRE UP LADS
pick one retard

nice

perfect, thanks bro

You fucking nigger

I'm wearing my lady Diana sweatshirt and drinking lemon water.

100% ready.

Is this really the comfy thread? Do you promise?

got it from Drudge

nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Hofstra-University-Presidential-Debate-Ticket-Gaffe-Hillary-Clinton-Name-Misspelled-394865061.html

>Ronald Reagan

rolling for fat lesbian bernout bliws hilarys head clean off and gets taken down by trump pbuh himself

I'm not white but (thankfully) you wouldn't be able to tell that just by looking at me.

A Trump presidency legitimately scares me.

hey pol there's a brown person and a coalburning whore that have been sitting in a car across the street from my house for several hours now. ive seen smoke coming out of their windows and the girl bending over the driver side seat several times. its in your hands, should i call the cops and what should i say?

what's the best channel to watch it on?

>tfw chat exploding in a stream that's supposed to be comfy
>distinctly uncomfy

Feels bad man

Provides extra tactical comfort.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ITALY???

CLEANSE YOUR EARS youtube.com/watch?v=atfcoVTypoQ

this

CTR shills will be here in full force regardless of what happens, short of Hillary literally dying on stage. The media will spin it as her winning regardless of how it actually goes. Trump may have a bad night, but if he has a good one expect to hear nothing about except from actual anons here.

awwwww shit nigga ultra comfy for deadhilary

>A Trump presidency legitimately scares me.

WHAT THE FUCKS IS WRONG WITH YOUR LEGS

DO IT
MAKE YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD GREAT AGAIN

Belgium reporting in; I'm hyped!
GO TRUMP GO

Going to pop those suckers at 5 minutes before droptime.

Hillary self destruct imminent

Not available in my country

just call, dingus. say there's suspicious people on your street and you feel scared that they're doing drugs or something

fuck he was amazing user ty

kill yourself alex

Why doesn't a HRC presidency scare you worse, since while Trump wants an end to wars HRC started the Libya stuff and has vowed a military response to Russia for hacking emails and other cyberattacks?

Did he hurt your feelings?

Is Hillary going to start (((mysteriously))) rising up in the polls after this debate?

i have leg cancer

Wtf, don't you have any hair on your legs?

they just have pistols on them, relax

Ok honestly guys, is this really happening? I took acid 10 years ago and this could very well be what they call a flashback.

I'm not Alex though.
But if Alex looks like me he must be a pretty handsome fella.

you need to make italy great again my friend

*Cough*

I prefer her for a wingman desu.
Bacontits will always be my first and forever.

> "this video is not available in your country"

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Most unbiased stream?

who /tytduringbreaks/ here?

based jimmy is on

>90 minutes broken up in 6 segments

They really want to keep Hillary alive huh?

Wonder how his abscess is doing.

es ist sieg heil

youtube.com/watch?v=HjYrJueWwU8

Trump-sama! Take my HIGH ENERGY!
Make Shillary bleed!
Shadilay!

The sticky is going way too fast.

Got some bluemoons in the freezer getting ready.
What vidya ya'll gonna play before and after to celebrate Trump stone-cold stunning Hillary.
Shadowrun and maybe some Stalker tonight. Gonna be comfy.

this shit causes kidney stones
dont fucking drink it

>telling americlaps to not clap

KKK KKK KKK KKK

That stream wasn't comfy

thats why we gettin /comfy/ m8

Is he still not dead yet?
topkek
>mfw I wanted to spend my entire summer on cwc wiki but ended up being surprisingly productive

Stuck at work like a bitch

Confirmed. My brother got kidney stones something terrible when he drank 2-3 of these a day.

Only shit he drank otherwise was water.

And since we don't live in Flint I think it was the Monsters.

Nice guitars!!!

I feel like I'm gonna be sick lads, never been this nervous before, my palms are sweaty, knees weak, and my arms are heavy

What if there's a big gaffe and it's all over? God help us

based black brutha

15 bings

15 BINGS

she is literally a roasty, worst girl

Freedom everyday baby.

That sticky is full of spammers and too fast.

Why no official Twitch stream they ran the conventions

is someone gonna make a debate comfy thread

FUCK MY WIFE PLEASE

who is the hot woman on infowars?

Few good beers, casually trading a few currencies pairs. Get ready boys -- 15 minutes.

posting digits for trumps victory

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What if they constantly try to play Aleppo tricks on Trump?

EVERYONE LISTEN UP

As we watch the debate, be sure to keep an eye on Clinton, watch for any ticks, twitches, rapid eye movement, weird jaw movement, sweating or anything else strange, if she shows anything out of the ordinary, she's high as a kite. And if you see something, blast it on twitter or social media of your choice.

Australia here
praise kek

(You)

ana kasparian

waiting on the cops to show up, I'll post pics if anything interesting happens

Settling in. The stickies not comfy.

No its more that fact that hes said almost nothing about policy up until this point. His financial plan he talked about around a month ago left people scratching their heads because hes talking about lowering taxes for everyone and just assuming all the businesses that have all thier manufacturing in low wages countries will just come flocking back to the states.

I hate politics but this is a choice between the lesser of two evils and thats HRC right now. Admit it you fucks only like him because he says off the wall shit and him getting into office will be one of the most hilarious things to happen in recent memory.

That's pretty mean user.
[spoiler]Your favorite girl has small baby nubs.[/spoiler]

whats your story mate why arent you at school or work

looks pretty good user, is that medical?

im smoking nug run shatter, no pics because the packets have the name of the dispensary on them

COUGHING FITS, DIAPER SHITS
COUGHING FITS, DIAPER SHITS
COUGHING FITS, DIAPER SHITS
COUGHING FITS, DIAPER SHITS
COUGHING FITS, DIAPER SHITS
COUGHING FITS, DIAPER SHITS

nice keep us posted

10 bings to go, got my beer and pork pies at the ready.

Fuck I'm so scared Trump is gonna slip

HOLD ME

Posting in a historical thread.

This loli stalker comes and demands all your cheekies what do you do?

I'm having butterflies in my stomach

thanks

Holidays dude

RARE
A
R
E

Pray to kek that it's eclipsed by a fainting Hillary

help me out bros

I have to write a CV, it will be my first job ever - as a shop assistant - could you give me some tips?

3-4 sentences are more than enough. Just tips like "I'm team oriented" etc.
The moment I have to write anything about myself my brain shuts off.
Please bros, this is serious

Have a Barbara Palvin

trump bitchezzzzzz

WHAAAAAAAAAT

CHAAAAAAAAANNEEEEEEEEELLL

IS

BEEEEEST

CHAAAAAANNEEEEELLLL

The God Emperor doesn't need pussies like you.

Go sit on the toilet

are you gay or something?

7 BINGS

Most Trump voters I know hate HRC because she has 100% shown she is a liar, unreliable, and corrupt and they refuse to let her into office.

To them Trump is a complete unknown, but they would rather take an unknown over a known evil. Not to mention there are plenty of people that don't want open borders, don't want refugees from the middle east, don't want stricter gun laws, don't want top level government corruption, ect.

HILLARY IS SICK
TO MUCH DICK
EVERYTIME SHE LIES
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH

I'm a grade 9 drop out of 7 years

what's coming out of cliton's ass

>Dave Chappelle came back just to support Trump

Sweet beard.

>I'm not a gypsy
>I'm not a muslim or a Serb

Welcome aboard, Geza

if this post has doubles Trump will win

Reload over and over again in hope that the mercs spawn near enough that I can run away and pick them off with silenced makarov :^)

>pic

ayyy

Bill wants to dick Melania

nice

lol it's something something McAdoo, now tell me the best channel to watch this debate on reeeeeeeeee

weeeew
e
e
e
e
w

SWEDEN

First thing I did today was buy popcorn senpai

who doesn't?

>40k people watching infowars
>on just 1 stream

Who is this woman speaking in the infowars stream?

>Americans
>Not clapping
Get this Google off the stage.

Well, no doubles

>trips
that must mean not only will he win, he'll utterly destroy Crooked Hillary!

Thats not how it works sadly. They denied my first list CV because I didn't write anything about myself other than my studies and other basic info

Perhaps (You) guys, (You) have to watch the debate (You) deserve it

BACK LAAAADZZ

Saved

Sure fucking hope Trump fires back at Clinton if she calls him a bigot and racist with her very well known ties to the KKK member Robert Byrd, calling him a "mentor"

Very miniscule difference. But you clearly look cooler if you are rocking a white can instead of the black or blue.

Simple, a Busch.

Fucking right

goddamn its rising fast

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I hope none of you are actually watching this shit on infowars.