Brit/pol/ - comfy presidental debate Edition

I would like to vote for CLINTON

>trump doing bad

Piss off you pessimistic prick.

Trump is doing well, why are you all panicking?

THE ANTICIPATED EVENT IS OCCURING

did anyone really expect him to not get whipped here

i like memes as much as anyone else but he can't string a sentence together

Why are they calling her "Secretary" Clinton when she's no longer Secretary of State?

I can't take this. How can people listen to this lying bitch without popping a vein.

I'm going to close it the stream down before I get a heart attack.

Listen to Trump when he talks

Why does he keep breathing so heavy?

when will they address the issue of race?!

trumps done
he looks tired as fuck

He is taking her bait.

Trump going to pass out from breathing problems

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He looked awkward asking her how he should address her. She's looking calm & collected so far.

>that's called business

Fuck Donald, don't say that.

trump is losing so hard

hilary is lying but at least she's saying the right things

kek

Trump is doing his worst ever, although Hillary is worse than normal too at least

Nige should have given him some tips on how to win a debate lads, he's going to get fucking battered unfortunately.

Is posting sketchy for anyone else tonight, seems kinda slow to post, maybe it's all the trump posting

Proper shitting myself.
This will make or break the election

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>Cred Forums is broken

REEEEEEEEEE

Trump -> Blue tie

proof he is a Clinton plant

wake up

CTR is laying it on thick.

He's coming off proper statesman like, making clear common sense points about taxing imports

i-i-i-i d-d-d-do not say that i-i-i- d-d-do not say that

cucked

Curse the witch.

he has pneumonia. kek betrayed us

Trump needs to start moving off of the whole 'Murrica is being manipulated schtick'. He needs to stop stating the problem and start saying what exactly he'll do.

He's holding his own. Not getting steamrolled, staying cool. Keep it up

I'm sorta impressed with Hilary...

What're you lads drinking
>Cpt. Morgans & Coke

I hope Trump doesn't keep mentioning China

>we will build enough solar panels to power the whole country

No one will believe this works right?

E X C U S E

M E

youtube.com/watch?v=oKGuoxFufh0

Imminent Danger lads.

Just woke up, hope it's worth it

talk about nuclear pls

>acting presidential

>sniffing

stop that shit Don... get your energy UP

Trump is doing horrible on the economy, it's going to be even worse when they change subject.

TALK ABOUT GLASS-STEAGALL

Fuck, I like Donald but this isn't a great start, hope he keeps getting better

LOW ENERGY?

Actuary here. Trump is almost as bad as our worst case scenario, in terms of real-time voter reaction

>I believe in all forms of energy

thanks Gandalf

They use their most recent office title normally. Romney was no longer Governor and they always called him Governor Romney.

ENERGY IS RISING LADS

#30 YEARS

EXCUSE ME

Too many shills ITT

Pic related, the Cred Forums servers are getting toasty

he will lower taxes for billionaires

now be a good goy and support this c:

>audience laughing at hillary
30 YEARS

This. It's over for Trump. I'm not CTR shill, but I can so without a doubt that Trump's campaign is over after this. He just isn't presidential material like Hillary. He doesn't have the temperament or tangibles that Hillary does. We're stronger with her than without her.

>special prosecutor to enforce trade deals

That's not how it works you stupid bint

The thing is that Nigel has been preparing for this moment for 20 odd years and he is fighting for the correct cause, which means he can't be beaten in a debate.

Trump is only good on economics desu, he isn't ready to tangle with a sneaky old cunt like Hillary on stage.

trrrummmpppp please

this is going to be a long one

ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS:

it was the same when all the cucks were saying we'd never leave the EU

just people trolling or assuming the worse, he is a more compelling speaker than Hilary

>I can bring back jobs
>Didn't answer how he would stop companies from leaving the USA

KEK is angry at us!

>30 YEARS >BLACKED >30 YEARS >BLACKED >30 YEARS >BLACKED >30 YEARS >BLACKED

Worthless debate ..

Trump lost

announced he was dropping out and handed the Republican nomination to Cruz.

>for 30 years

oh god I can't watch, my anxiety is going through the roof

is there somewhere I can just read a play by play of the big moments or something? these threads move too fast

Why is he sniffing so much?

the Don is stumbling and fumbling. he needs details. he's hamfisting the fuck out of it.

Trump is smashing her face in on trade.

WHO /REMAIN/ HERE

WHO /NOT SHITTING THE ECONOMY UP/ HERE

He is fat and old. Kings are always fat and old.

Should've sent Nigel I think he would destroy Hillary.

>T-that's just your opinion

ENERGY INCREASING

Ah right thank you.

She has blatantly seen the questions beforehand lads, I have never seen her speak so clearly and calmly before.

HEY HILLARY IF YOU ARE SO GOOD AT PLEASING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WHY COULDN'T YOU PLEASE YOUR HUSBAND

HOLY FUCK HE'S WINNING

>that is j-just not accurate

why is the nbc stream audio constantly going up and down

NAFTA and TPP

That's right for the jugular.

Trump just got an energy boost with that NAFTA thing

Trump is purposely low energy. He's getting the normies on side. He can't turn up being an orange shouting cunt as he usually is, he needs to be smooth talking and calm...

He's debating a dying woman, he has to be decent. So far he's doing well.... The only thing she has on him is that he's rich, but Yanks love that.

He's going to smash this.

I was loving every laugh m8

YEEEEEES TRUMP

Trump is ranting now, sounding like Alex Jones.

need more!!!

>I know you live in your own reality

HILLARY GETTING BLACKED

I'm libertarian affluent myself and would very much like tax cuts here.

Trump getting too flustered. Calm the fuck down.

RATO'S RUSHING THE STAGE

The concern shills is like brexit all over again but even worse.

TRUMP IS PASSIONATE

FIERY

Send Trump your energy lads

He's RPing as Tony Soprano

HE'S WARMING UP, SHE HAS NO PLAN

SEND HIM YOUR ENERGY

Shaky start but he's fucking going for it now

Keep the pressure and confrontation on and she'll pass out within 20 minutes

>Debate starts
>Nigel walks in with trump wig

she's getting rattled

Why the fuck is he yelling like that.

that's more like it come on get warmed up

YOU PUT THE WRONG LINKS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT TRUMP GENERAL IS IN HERE.

youtube.com/watch?v=PjtHdU47yJw
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youtube.com/watch?v=PjtHdU47yJw
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How is Trump doing honestly?

Is there anyway to see one of those voterdial things?

Gore videos are easier to watch than this.

No. Hillary will win this based on looking and sounding nicer alone. Her strategy is winning by miles right now. Trump is looking desperate.

Of course Hillary is going to "win" the debate. She's way better at articulating her opinion and talking like a politician than Trump

>Hillary on the defensive

Holy fucking shit

Yeah he has really picked up in the last few minutes.

I try to be objective and impartial I'm not even American

imo Hillary's doing better so far

This isn't living up to the hype. When does the good bit start?

DRUMPFLETS BTFO

Literally no m8.

He's smashing it. He's low energy on purpose... He's talking to the whole of the US here, not just his supporters.

Although what I will say is that Channel 4 (or whoever is doing their footage) is playing the audience on Hillary and not on Trump.

>Why is he sniffing so much?

Fat lines of chang

Did someone say 30 years?

Trump stepping it up a bit here

Passionate vs Robotic. Which is better?

He's gathering steam lads

And the train has no brakes

neither is doing well but trump seems to be ramping up now

HILLARY DYING

>bigly
is that even a word kek

Started out calm

Looking like hes gonna hit her a left hook by the end desu

Trump is shook, son

probably needs to calm down a bit

SHE IS FUCKING STUMPED

>FACTS

SAVAGE

it's over
i always feared how he would fair in a 1vs1 debate
his rhetoric isn't sustainable in this format
he is a glass cannon, he has no fodder
he is getting pounded

TRUMP IS FUCKING HER SHIT UP

delivering the bants. probably too loud

*man swoon*

You're fucking right he would, the mans charisma is unmatchable. Hillary would collapse and shit herself within minutes

S
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THE DELEGATES DAHNALD

weak start but now he's hyp

Shaky start. His energy is going up though

FACTS

bad start but now it's getting hype as fuck

"hillary clinton correct; trump incorrect" - hillaryclinton.com

16 other Republicans tried the "standard politician look" and it failed for them.

I'd like to wish any burgers stopping by the very best of luck in regards to a positive debate outcome for Trump.

>hurr, look at my website

Literally Jeb tier

She's fucked

He started off sniffing and stuttering but slowly he's gaining momentum in this debate.

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Nope, that was to take away the feminists from claiming he was belittling her or some shit.

Fine. Everyone was nervous and unsure about how Nige was doing during brexit with normies. But the post debate polls proved he was smashing it the whole time.

it's "big league".

Trump stop being baited ffs

TH-TH-TH-TH-TH

-hillary

TRULY INSPIRATIONAL

they want to kill each other, awesome

FAIR SHARE
FAIR SHARE
FAIR SHARE
FAIR SHARE

lmao this host isnt doing very good

she's the make fake speaker I've ever seen, she make David Cameron sound genuine, nobody believes her

Now he's just yelling at her, kek

HOLY SHIT LADS THIS IS GETTING PRETTY GRITTY.

HA LOVE IT.

>Trump slowly losing his shit
He'll obliviously win the debate here, but if he doesn't cool it down then every media company is going to use this against him being presidential material compared to 'Calm' Hillary

HOT HEAD

Cred Forums is shittinmg the bed again

HIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

god damn you Hiro not tonight of all nights

Trump needs to make this a dog fight. The more emotional he can get Hillary the better he will do.

He is stumped. Going to bed.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/26/donald-trump-and-hillary-clinton-to-face-off-in-first-us-preside/

Here you go m8

No wonder you've been fighting ISIS all your life
wtf?

>she brought up ISIS
Come on man, bring up Benghazi already...

People want a leader who doesn't lose his shit at the slightest provocation, and even as a trumpfag, he looks real bad right now. He's making good points, point Hillary is shutting him down and riling him up at the same time.

Holy fuck trump is turning into Howard Beale from Network

>I WANT YOU TO GET MAD!

please kek make it happen

KINETIC ENERGY

Fucking hell imagine Obama in this debate. He would absolutely destroy Trump. Clinton is rubbish.

yfw Hillary collapses one hour into it.

This host is a pussy.

They need our Dimblebot to maintain the debate.

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#ImWithHer

Good moderators let it flow naturally and step in when they're running out of time/severely off-track.

That's a nice debate, like watching a movie.
Go America!

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His strategy is fucking garbage. He should not be attacking Clinton. She will just smile it off and look like she's being attacked by a bully. He should just ignore her and speak sweetly and sympathetically to Americans. FUCK. His staff aren't as good as hers, clearly

He's going to be Matt Lauered after this

TRUMPS ENERGY IS RISING

it's a perfectly cromulent word

>Trumps website is down

can one of Russia's hackers make themselves useful and hack Hillary's website right now so we can check the "facts"

This is just bizarre

reminder that the 67 richest people in the world own more than the 3 500 000 000 people

>they need more money!

Anyone else here prefer these thread to the sticky because you can get some conversation and (you)s?

He's really risking this "broken record" trope on the repetition of "jobs"

Hillary sure is stuttering and blinking all over the place

>t-t-the f-fact checkers
>smiles awkwardly

Why didn't he just answer the damn question? Lester fucking threw him the best question he's going to get. Just fucking outright say that you're going to tax the fuck out of anyone who leaves.

This is getting nice and feisty, can't wait until they discuss foreign policy

>WHY NOT

TOP KEK

>why not
>thay grin

HAHAHAHAHAHA

WHY NOT

WHY NOT.

>why not
B R U T A L
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Trump needs to stop interrupting Clinton

Trump winning right now I'd say. Hes throwing more accusations at Hillary than she can even process. Notice how often she gives generic 'no, that's not true' rebuttals because she has no real response.

They were fighting Al Qaeda in Iraq before they became ISIS.

shaky start. has stabilized now but he is making stupid mistakes and his answers are still confusing.

WHY NOT
H
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N
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Trump is losing his shit and Hillary is looking lost.

kek

Trump needs to shut up

theyre both being retarded

Reminds me of Natalie Bennet's car crash interview on radio.

>j-j-j-just look at out w-w-website
>*cough* [cold intensifies] *cough*

m8 trump was laying a trap for her

she smugly thought it was gonna be a cakewalk for a sec there

He is trying to hammer the idea of jobs into people's heads so when they think of this debate they associate Trump with jobs.

Trump is losing it.

He keeps butting in Alex Jones style.

He is falling apart.

It begins

Agree

Your highest title is your formal title, same reason ex presidents are not addressed "ex-president bush, carter, etc" they are still called President

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I hope he gets a reputation for never shutting up about jobs actually.

uni tomorrow lads but i want to watch an old lady get mauled on live tv and drink my milk

who /comfy/

>Trumped up, trickle down

She's really trying hard to push this line.

British politics looking pretty sensible right about now desu

No. It will trigger her spinal fluid.

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OBAMA BTFO

Ahaha

"why not"

>in terms of what's going on

jesus christ does this man understand english?

Trump needs to cool it a bit. Hillary quite literally can't do much against it kek.

>Typical politician

What happened senpai!?
I'm stuck at work..

interrupting her is working great, she can't formulate her answers

>TRUMP
>WERE IN A BUBBLE

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?

Anyone else prefer these threads to the sticky because you can get some conversation and (you)s?

Trumps making himself look like a fool trying to talk over everyone

This.

It's getting awkward desu

As a Yank, is yelling good? As a Brit, this is like watching 2 children argue about nonsense but I feel like he's winning.

>And who came up with that title?

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Why do you all seem a few mins behind? I'm using this stream, it's way ahead of Sky News

youtube.com/watch?v=855Am6ovK7s

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Stop ddos donald's website

>Tax Return time

He's fucked

This is top flight entertainment whatever happens. A grinning robot versus an angry pissed-up uncle

>BIG FAT UGLY BUBBLE

TAX RETURNS
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The reality of the American political system is that neither of these candidates will be able to administer real change because their system is so inflexible.

Gotta admit, I think Trump's been pretty poor so far t b h

:(

All Clinton has to do is remain calm and she will walk away with it

That's because you're thinking about the actual debate, rather than how they appear on stage which is what really matters.

He can't keep boasting about his business and wealth. It's a terrible look.

Exactly

I see, thank you

I'm not sure you can mock people for hating both candidates this year tbdesu

bragging about your wealth, not really something thats gonna jive with the masses

Piss bag explosion when?

Also more than the audience can process. This is bad.

She looks presidential too and he doesn't. She's been practicing in front of the mirror but still it's paying off

He went there!!!!

Great response with the email thing. Seriously

>Trump just yelling at her
>she has no idea how to deal with it half the time

Fucking kek this is a mess

me 2, same as (You)

OH SHIT THERE'S THE EMAIL

I think they find it normal. Funny really as it's a sign of weakness over here

Have you ever watched Trump in a debate? Interrupting people is how gets them rattled

>mfw when I'd stick my dick right into her throat

I hope she collapses. I hope he comes out from the stand and walks about and then she'll have to then she dies.

BIG APPLAUSE FOR EMAILS

>EMAILS
>*Cheers*

SHEEEIT

No, it's good, she's on the defensive and is getting flustered

>just keep saying crazy things :^)

He needs to reel it in and give her a bit more space but this is good

>Release my tax returns when she releases the deleted emails
Ballsy desu

Release them email hilldawg

EMAILS

EMAILS

E-MAILS MENTIONED

HILLARY BTFO

DON'T TALK ABOUT HER EMAILS TRUMP, DON'T RELEASE THAT BOMB TOO SOON!

Hillary and moderator mad as fuck about that clapping.

APPLAUSE OH SHIT!!!

>Clinton: By the end of the night, I'm going to end up having been accused of everything-
>Trump: Why not?

HOLY SHIT, 33K EMAILS!

Yep. Enjoy your (You) m8.

>that cheering

Trump's BTFO of himself. Holy shit.

Audience be silent because you cheered Clinton.

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lmao

33,000 EMAILS.

B T F O
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F
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Hnnnng
I love that panda makeup

HE FUCKING DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>muh emails
He's smashing it now. Crooked.

comfy quads

Are you fucking kidding me?

He just fucked up with that shit on the taxes.

email card = played

He said 'why not'.

>that makes me smart

NO DON NOOOOO

Trump just killed himself by saying its smart not paying any federal income tax

not a bad comeback, trump on the ropes

m8 Hillary is shaken by the cheers for Trump

she's yet to get some

I sort of wish the Republicans had nominated a proper conservative

Someone who actually has a fucking chance of winning

We need to take one thing into consideration though.

No matter how Trump performs, he is still that man that thinks like everyone in the street.

He has this "fuck the political elites" mentality.

He is a catalyst to giving Washington a massive "FUCK YOU".

And that is what will probably win him this election.

I think he's losing but I also thought Romney was losing the first debate.

>forget my 33000 emails
>pay more attention to this man's one audit

>hillary slipping into prepared talking points mode
BORING

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I get audited all the time

Hillary = "ehm ehm ahhh ehme ehm ehm"

no (you)

anyone remember this bitch?

Seriously guys, is there any resilient reason not to publish your tax returns while being audited?

>That makes me smart
youtu.be/8i8-60DEikk

>33000 EMAILS
>AMERICLAPS
IT'S FUCKING OVER!

Trump getting hit hard now

You think that one asshole looked up clever lines on reddit between email-scrubbing tutorials?

Anime tidday energy for Trump-chan

Trump constantly interrupting is hurting him because if Clinton says something that Trump doesn't interrupt like Clinton on his tax returns now it makes her look like she's telling the truth

I love kstew so much

>that makes me smart
That was bad.

Trump is flustered.

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>30 minutes on trump's taxes

he needs the roaring crowd to back him up, he clearly can't stand on his own

lmao

NEW THREAD

LESTER HOLT BRINGING ATTENTION BACK TO THEM EMAILS

MAH NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

twitter.com/FrankLuntz/status/780581541432872961

Trump smashing the undecideds

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TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

destined to lose

EMAILS

Definitely. Imagine seeing a politician here doing that?! It would be front page news and basically everybody would lose respect.

But I think in the US they like the strength. I really think he's doing well, I think he's butting in /just/ enough to not look aggressive but to look powerful. It's hard to think like a yank because I'm not 4 years old but I feel like if I was I'd think Trump was my cool Dad and Hillary was a boring, cuntish Aunty.

That wiped the smile off your face.

he's a fucking moron, what did you expect

BRAGAOCIOUS

Wew, this board is running at 382 posts per minute.

He seems to be on the defensive. Mentioning the email scandal is a sign of that.

Galko is so hot

>I think the people that really like me are the people who drive the taxis
~Donald Trump, 1988 RNC

Keep posting please kirstew friend

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new

>Braggadocious

Fuck me Trump has taught me a new word tonight.