Brit/pol/ - late night /comfy/ Edition

Who won? I fell asleep at 1 and woke up when it was finished, haha.

I'll post it again.

Keep an open mind britbros. This is American politics and target audience is the American people. We love strength, rigor and leadership.

Trump improvises and is passionate. He believes in his actions and words and it is why we like him. Also, he isn't part of our majorly corrupted shit system.

Clinton rehearses and spits it out. It's boring and not what we like.

We don't really care about specific policy. We want strength and power.

Trump may ramble and sound like he is frantically trying to present a point, but it's because he isn't a robot and doesn't rehearse lines. We appreciate it.

Deutsche bank is kill, Article 50 when?

Feeling quite comfy 2bh

>comfy

Are you joking?

>just wanked off to my exgf again

>harsher on immigration policy
>owned by Goldmann-Sachs
>wife openly believes in a North American Union (violation of borders/national sovereignty)
As Trump pointed out "typical politician here; all talk, saying the right things, and no action"

In that debate, it has been proved that it is possible for both candidates to lose.

>a rat-faced spic will surely deal with the mexican problem

and yes I understand he has general rehearsed ideas and campaign defining phrases.

However, Hillary rehearsed sentences upon sentences and doesn't sound like she improvises at all. She is just boring.

smdh

Anyone else /BritishAndAmericanCitizenship/?

Let's see the next polls.

Pics.

nobody won, hillary lost less than trump

That was a great line from him. A huge point for trump is he isn't a corrupted politician in our dirty system.

>L I T E R A L L Y giving her energy

>I wanked off to my ex gf even 2 years after we broke up

kek you again

i got you all with that post lad. you can keep posting her pics but ive honestly never met her in my life. post her bf's full name though because i wanna see what he looks like

>Father from Cuban, his Father's parents were from Spain
>His mother is an Irish-American
Hardly some border-hopping Mexican.

>tfw Nat Geo leak thread locked

Honestly part checking if I'm banned, lads, but where do I host this?

It's all over soon m8s.

Soft too. Don't forget soft!

It's over lads. Only dreams now Trump, be with JEb!.

he's actually a border-hopping canadian senpai

Born in Canada to American parents desu.

I genuinely think I could have done better than Trump in that debate lads

I would have fucking DEMOLISHED Hillary

Trump got pwned and it makes me sad.
I so wanted trumpypants to win and actually believed a Cred Forumsack would fuck that shit up.

Not joking at all. Tonight was comfy as fuck. Between watching the debate and shitposting on Cred Forums and Twitter. And tonight was almost a disaster for me too as my internet crashed just before the debate but thankfully came back on before it started.

You're British, as am I... But you need to get in the mind of a Yank. Luckily I'm fucking one so I understand that they're basically retarded

I have a folder full of pics and sexts from my ex gfs. Every now and then I open the folder and do the deed. I feel no shame, there are some cracking pics and vids in there.

Fucking hell is natgeo even pointing out at all that 50% of the migrants aren't even from Syria and are African?

>Deutsche bank is kill
do you have sauce?

The debate was nothing short of frivolous theatrics. Both have shown how incompetent they are, and it shows the vice presidential candidates on both sides are more worthy to take their positions.

Who
/naked/ here?

>implying you wouldn't shit your pants going in front of a crowd of over 100 million

POST EM FAGGOT

Email mention,calm down hillary smile like an idiot and nod head,she almost went full retard again.WHY?

who is this knobgobbler ?

There are only 1000 people in the room, I've talked in front of crowds larger than that.

;^)

its my exgf

UNHCR numbers have been between only 30-50% from Syria since the start lad.

I'm graying out and got beer sweat.
Still could have done better than trumpypants

>There are only 1000 people in the room

Doesn't matter, it'd fuck you up psychologically

>I've talked in front of crowds larger than that

So have I, don't pretend it's the same thing

True. I think I'd also accidentally let the N word slip when talking about race issues

bbc.co.uk/news/business-37471787
If it crashes again tomorrow likely there will be another depression

Trump just needs some refinement for the next debate and he'll be golden.
>1. stay on topic as much as possible
>2. don't let shillary drone on off topic by defending yourself on bullshit allegations which makes you sound guilty
>3. keep your message mostly positive, while sneaking in bantz when you can.

If Obama taught us one thing, its that you can get away with not having the clearest policy/refined political speak for your ideas. IF your ideas are packaged in a positive message of hope and change.

Obama campaigned on a bunch of idealist shit like healthcare(sucks) and "ending the wars"(didn't even do it) and wasn't really clear on how those things would be achieved. But they sounded really good to people, and he campaigned on a positive note which was enough for people.

Nah, just forget you're on TV and talk as if it was only that room. Also Trump is a TV star, he has been on TV plenty of times before.

Are they fuck.

Gonna unfortunately ask AGAIN where can I fucking host this shit because seemingly it's verboten on Cred Forums

Yeah, mods, I know it's "copyright material"; since when have you fucking cared about copyright?

I fucking paid to have this publication sent through my door and what do I get this time? Near forty fucking pages about how I need to abandon my culture and accept barbarians. Disgusting.

>Who /naked/ here?
Nope, never nude here

>Americans like paying taxes
Their entire war of independence was over taxes. They don't want taxes. They don't want people in power who like taxes. Not even democrats, otherwise they would've nominated Bernie. All brit/pol/ has shown tonight is that they don't understand American politics, they don't understand Americans, and we still haven't dealt with the shill problem.

ayy remember when all those cunts said we'd crash and burn?
youtube.com/watch?v=4zCgbA1jdIo

It seems close

Just try again tomorrow lad

Facebook.

>not at least sleeping nude

also for a better example just look at dudeweed who came to power with promises of SUNNY WAYS and DUDE WEED and gave us neither

Oh, and when you cancel your subscription, write them a letter explaining why, people need to know this shit isn't profitable

Why are you britfags here? I'm drunk and have time off work, what's your excuse?

Just dump it all in a public google drive folder and post the link to it here

It's my day off and shitposting is my hobby.

This guy knows Americans.

Currently unemployed. Have an interview on Greggs on Thursday, so here is hoping.

>Implying that being born an eternal Brit wouldn't quite fucking obviously make you better at debating than a shitty Yank....

I truly think we could have taken the most autistic lad from brit/pol/ and put him on stage and he'd have won. They were both pathetic. Trump came out on top IMO but Jesus Christ it was like watching children argue over dildos.

Finally had to put my jumper tonight. It's officially /autumn/

mobile.twitter.com/afneil/status/780584839544082432

m8s...

>and we still haven't dealt with the shill problem.
That's because there isn't one.

People who watched this debate could tell that Trump lost it but you guys in your 'echo-chamber, safe-space' just call everyone shills?

If anything this place is flooded with Trump shills.

Tip:Don't be racist

>hillary combined with the moderator managed to get Trump rambling about his damn tax returns

I'll admit, his bit where he said he'd release them if Clinton released her emails was great but he kept on with the tirade to the point where I was falling asleep.

He really needs to get Nigel on board to help him learn with how to conduct himself in a debate.

What kind of jumper do you wear?

I'm a /RedV-Neck/ guy myself

I'm a NEET. I'm often up at these times.

top kek

Autumn is officially when the blackberries taste good

What trade deal do you think President Hillary will give us?

Yeah maybe, I'm probably more pissed because I've had to fucking look at these muckrakers for ages while doing the scanning.

I think I'll go for the Google drive thing, I'll sleep on it but I think that's probably the least worst option.

Certainly not signing up for fucking Farcebook, been clean of that garbage for like 5 years.

I'm also off. Might as well stay up now and play some emulated vidya.

To be fair, he literally just kept repeating the phrase. He only substantiated the point right when they were about to move on

It's a strange feeling to think the vice presidential debate may hold more craftsmanship in rhetoric than the farce put on display moments ago.

Super
Good luck

Gonna take more speed and neck some vodka, rest assured brit bros, I'll be less fucked than Murica.

Not as good of a deal that we'd get from a Trump administration.

>1 post by this ID

You guys are cucks. I always thought Cred Forums was a load of NEETs.

Greggs? Seriously?

It's a navy trackie type one. Probably not as comfy as the woolly ones.

kek, based Mail

What are you playing? Currently started Metal Gear 2.

How would Hillary becoming president affect the UK?

kek, brilliant.

This he gave the haters what they wanted. He didn't do personal attacks and acted muh more presidential. Now they say he lost kek

Trump is fine

more obama-tier snubbing

You'd rather he didn't work?

no idea, couldn't be any worse than Obongo though right?

Muh shills

Culture and soft power effect mostly

When you have the leader of the free world chatting about how you shouldn't offend muslims or they'll blow you up and shilling for refugees it has a knock-on effect

Yeah well I want to become a teacher in the long term, I have a degree etc, just doing a voluntary placement in a school and trying to find work for a year. I did get hired by McDonalds but the cunts still have not given me any shifts so I am having to look for other work, so Greggs. Also it is not the entry level assistant, it is the senior assistant's role they invited me to interview for (worked in retail before).

Expect to be dragged into another war or two, also the PC will become insufferable. Well, more so...

Gun Griffon Blaze. You drive a mech and blow everything up.

I like MGS2 but MGS3 was my fav in the series.

TPP was the most savage part gotta say
He needs to push that and email deletion more

Reminder that there was literally only one significant world political figure who backed brexit (except Putin).

I for one welcome our cat lady overlords

I like you guys, I like to lurk but not talk because of bully

Cuck.

Yeah.

I just like not provoking people.
#stopthebombs

CUTE

I have some bad news for you

What a thriiilllll

So many memories

well spill the beans

I can't collect bennies forever lad or live on it really.

Protip: We don't hate Argentina, but do feel strongly about the Falkland islands.

Avoid that literal minefield and you'll be fine.

Shows he's not scripted and human. Hillary rattling off her rehearsed lines aren't impressive

I love reading about Argentine politics, it's like one of those soap operas from the 70s where a random scandal happens every month involving murder and sex.

>Some refinement
Lets be real, I know there is the CTR/Shill meme going around. But Trump needs vast improvement, he barely finished any points he just meander around. Talking about building developments he is pursuing, Rosie O'Donnell and other shit. He reminded me of some of my past cringe job interviews.

This bread is awesome.

>Shows he's not scripted and human
You mean unprepared.

Maybe I'm alone but I don't want to hear trump rattle off memorized lines.

>literal minefield

had a tummy ache, couldnt sleep

think its cause i ate 4 of those chocolate aero mousse pot things

B K Burger

Burger King is complete ass

Hi brit/pol/, how do you do?

Was thinking this might be a safe haven from the current Cred Forums autism, a place with cheeky bantz where maybe I could get an update on how Are Nige is doing now he has become a pensioner, and if Nigella has radicalised yet. Maybe also some updates on the BBC's new diversity quotas.

So, alri?

Meh

I'm high on cocaine

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>Greggs
Racist bastard.

90543663

The rematch surpassed it though.

youtube.com/watch?v=COw_jNnjxJ8

you're a meme alright, when's nexit cunt?

neils a star, I couldn't watch that drivel for long, from what I've seen he's summarised it well

I have a speed drink sat in front of me that I severely overpowered, get ready for some shitposting.

Thanks for doing us a solid in 1688 btw

How much did it cost? 50 per g or 100 per g?

I would say 3 > 1 > 2 > 4, haven't played 5.

1 probably had the most influence on me due to the time I played it. I know every line from that game. 3 is still better overall.

Reading pic related, one of the chapters is literally called "Things Can Only Get Better"

I want an Argie gf

Party on britbongs.

Our football hooligans are lame as fuck. Only good for bitching from afar and getting bottled.

...

ROBERT TOMBS CONFIRMED BLAIRITE

I just took a look at the catalogue . .it's full on autism at the moment.

Sat comfy with a mug of tea and half a packet of ginger nuts.

I read they kept all the hard ones at home for that though

Tell me about it.

it's too late, I'm knackered mate
take it easy, stay beady

I want a Big Mac but I think McDonald's menu has changed now. JUST.

He was pro-Brexit

That's the thing these aren't even hooligans just lads on tour who try play hooligan.

5 was a disappointment. Try out Rising when you can.

>I read they kept all the hard ones at home for that though
Yeah - nearly 2000 were given court orders for 'no travel'.

NOW I'M CONFUSED

Will do Ameribro.

McMuffin!
Do me proud, where you from negro?

STFU.

I can't wait for President Hillary to follow Obama's lead and stiff us on the trade deal, leading to a gigantic recession that destroys all credibility in the Brexit advocates and leads to a Labour government under Jezza C, perhaps with SNP support. Kek.

I'm sure the big mac is still on it

Making me want some nuggets desu

£60pg for the purest
£20pg for the chopped

>Want to fap
>know i've got work in an hour
>trying a 2 week nofap,noporn
I wish i had a gf

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Jezza C
Kek will not permit.

Off my nut and got work at 815.

I want to cry

Cheep nigger 100g is the good shit

>£60pg for the purest
>£20pg for the chopped
He thinks £60 is even close to 50% pure : )
Lad its £50000-60000 a kilo how pure do you think £20 a g shit is? Maybe 5% if you are lucky.

Hull In Yorkshire.

Depends who you know

Hi is this the Amerigan thread? :DD

As long as you don't drive or fly for a living

All the proper firms are banned from travel that's why. These guys are just the lads.

No it really doesn't. Its maths and business

I wish I could nake some New York angus burgers for this general. You all sound hungry.

Me too, lincs fag here.

No it depends how much money you have in you pocket, stop talking shit.

Yes we are Murican, ay.

>You're lucky I don't report you for posting porn

Been up all night, basically breakfast time now. I will have to stay up all day to correct my sleep cycle though.

That's fucking disgusting!
Where are the jocks when you need them, somebody post hagis.

The last time I had McDonalds I got food poisoning from a Big Mac and had to miss an exam because I was throwing up all over the place. But on the plus side I got to do it at home and was allowed to use reference material and got a merit for it.

ok escobar.

That's what well prepared meat looks like before it arrives on your plate. It is a little bit gruesome as you are hacking up bits of animal but damn if it doesn't taste good.

Maybe for you

Ok moron, you keep buying that pure flake ; )

It's not just about taste of the burger, it's about the presentation.

>moron

Where's the comment where I wrote it's pure?

I understand with Americans that the more food there is, the better . . . but how do you eat that? You could never take a decent bite.

You take the bun and press down hard. The photo was presumably taken before it got pressed for presentation.

Never nude Cred Forumsrother here

I can't see it compressing that much and apart from the slice of raw onion, are those crispy things deep fried onions?

>are those crispy things deep fried onions?
Yes! And I forgot it's breakfast time across the pond.

>tfw no ultra-capitalist Neo-Victorian Britain

>And I forgot it's breakfast time across the pond.
Yes, it's just gone 6am here and I can't go to bed now as I have a busy day.

There is a kebab shop near me that does a great 1/4 pounder with cheese and bacon but they fuck up with the salad. Turks don't understand . . . a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce and a few bits of onions are fine but Nooooooo . . .they pile on tons of shredded lettuce and tomatos cut into quarters, the same salad mix they chuck in a kebab, I empty that shit out when I get home.

I could do with a burger now actually.

>tfw australia not a colony of britain anymore

>you will never live in steampunk britain

>American
>Cuban
>Irish

Yeah definitely American! His entire life is based on a an easy path to citizenship and anchor babies you really think he'd be harder on immigration than any other top republican candidate would have been?

They had stopped serving the Big Mac, so I got 2 egg and cheese mcmuffins instead. Disappointed desu.

> well prepared

I've never really enjoyed steak, or beef burgers the only time I eat beef is in spag bol or cottage pie, it's minced, so I can't say from experience but that shit looks burnt as fuck. Sure it might be okay on the inside but is the real way to prepare it just putting it in a fire and hoping it's not ash on the inside?

He got his citizenship from his mother who was/is an American citizen desu.

Yes and you know who else would like to become an American citizen like she did?

About half of Mexico.

She was/is not Hispanic you dumb fuck. She is an Irish American who had citizenship from her own parents as well.

Read my posts you moron. His dad is hispanic his mother is a second generation immigrant and he was an anchor baby.

You REALLY believe he will be tougher on immigration just because his mother's immigrant background was from the Mexico of Europe?

>Anchor baby
>But his mother was American
Not an anchor baby. Anchor babies are used to make sure you don't get deported. So what happens is two non-citizens come to the US and have a baby, and that baby becomes a citizen automatically.

He was born in CANADA. What better way to secure your life in North America as immigrants during a time of rising racial tensions than to hop the border for a quick birth and get citizenship in both countries?

Or do you think it's a coincidence?

Are you stupid? You get citizenship from your parents if they are American citizens automatically. It doesn't matter where you are born.

How can you be so dense? I'm not talking only about his American citizenship

So lads, I didn't watch the debates but let me guess that nothing very interesting happened, Hilary was overall the winner, and Yanks on this board are scrambling to do damage control.

I'm going to watch Deutsche Bank collapse instead I think.

STAMINA

Hillary kicked his ass unfortunately. We chose a retard for the nominee.

It's been several hours, you can return to your message board of origin now

I'm from here. I'm a former #CruzMissile.

Yeah, that's what I thought. It actually pisses me off that the republicans have the Corbyn of the right running. He was never going to win but memes got him where he is.

On the other hand, none of the republican nominees would have won. So whatever.

Actually pretty much everyone except Trump would have won against Clinton because her unfavourables are worse than everybodies except Trump's. Sanders it would have been tougher because he did better with independents but fortunately the DNC took care of him. Trump is the most unelectable candidate from the 17 we started with.

CTR shills, get the fuck out of my Brit/pol/.

Reminder that Cred Forums is infested with shills right now.

Any more Labour meltdowns today then lads?

Faggots stacking polls doesn't really mean much when we're talking about an actual election.

Elections are won by how well you appeal to the middle. Trump, like Corbyn, is too radical for that.

Except the same reason he's being criticised, being too soft and not aggressive enough, is the same reason he will win over the middle and lolbetarians.
Trump knows how to play 5d chess.

Online polls are worthless, they get raided by everyone after debates.

I'm not sure that's true. What is it he's being soft on? Feels like Hilary is the one who's being soft by not having any sort of policies, especially not controversial ones.

I have no horse in this race anyway so fuck it.

People, mostly Trump supporters, are saying he didn't go after Hillary enough. Didn't bring up Benghazi, emails, pay for play, etc.

You should support the guy who said he's looking forward to trade with us post-Brexit. Not the woman who supports the same "back of the queue" crap.

Americans don't want to pay taxes - no one does - but they don't like it when people avoid doing something they have to do because 'they're rich'. That's also why they started their Revolution.

Why are you so passionate about it? Of course I'd support the more right wing candidate winning, but I'm not going to be blind to reality. What Trump's fans want and what the floating voters want is not in line.

Hilary is a horrible cunt who I'd love to lose, but at this rate she's not fucking going to because trump is fucking things up by being too polarising and appealing to the vocal minority and not the floating majority.

Like a right wing Corbyn.

'no'