REMINDER TRUMP IS A FUCKIN' GENIUS!!!

Trump has a single strategy for all 3 debates as a whole.

Today he was slightly reprimanding and lecturing the queen bitch. Next time he'll roast her. After the third time, normies will know everything (or, well, some of it): the corruption, the Clinton Foundation, the e-mails - everything!

5D in all its glory, Clinton is fucked!

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Wat. Dude he lost

How does it feel - selling your kids' future for a few bucks, degenerate shill? I sometimes wish Hitlary won and the lot of you vermin fucks got what you deserve. Then I'm like "nah, many decent people there too, they don't deserve this shit!"

Get cancer, fucktard.

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KEK NEEDS YOUR ENERGY

delusion's a hell of a drug!

Well i sure would like some cuck money. That would be cool

Eat shit, faggot.

TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!

What do you think you are doing now? Do you think that saying Trump lost the debate is going to make it true? Is that going to somehow nullify the strategy that Trump no doubt has? Go ahead an underestimate him, he is probably counting on it.

Thanks for correcting that record

He's making his few bucks. Or maybe honestly shilling. Oh, why don't we have the world where lefties - and only lefties! - get all the shit they're shilling for?

>Oh, why don't we have the world where lefties - and only lefties! - get all the shit they're shilling for?

Yeah I just wish we could separate into geographical areas based on political preference, more so than we already do now. Then we can watch their neighborhoods go like Detroit one by one.

Why would he use up all his ammo in the first debate. It wouldn't make sense.

He dropped the pill about how the Democratic party just uses minorities to get votes. I was in aw

Put yourself in the mind of the normie. Trump wrecked her for the first hour and everybody tuned out. He burned her like my grandmother burns cookies because she's a shit cook.

>losing is winning!
I thought you guys were better than bernouts. Clearly not.

trump was btfo, get over it

twitter.com/1IFoundation/status/780607353964023808

VOTE HERE
>VOTE HERE
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>168 votes
>Trump majority

fucking liar.

You again?? Get the fuck out of here english teacher!

That's the point. He almost didn't mention the really bad stuff. So that morons with tiny memory span get the real shit right before the elections and don't vote for the cunt cause "oh well, it's old news, so I don't care".

The further it goes, the more she'll be apologizing and offering excuses. Today was a minor warm-up.

Thanks for the bump, piece of shit faggots!

This could be true because he inexplicably skipped three opportunities to roast her for all eternity.

He didn't even bring up Benghazi. T'was just a tease that we saw today. The real treat will come during the latter 2 debates, especially the third ones!

You amuse me

>le prediction website

Tonight was the mere priming of the guns. She's already appearing to be worn down. He dropped some of the redpills, and is saving the remainder for the second, and then the hydrogen bomb redpill for the third. The last thing people see is what sticks in their heads. I'm giddy with anticipation, because this is going to be brutal as fuck. Beautiful.

If it's CTR, they probably get paid based on replies to their posts. DON'T leave a link to them, just quote without linking. Let 'em whore out their asses instead of their [s]brains[/s] fingers.

The bitch'll be apologizing and apologizing and apologizing, and Trump will be wiping his boots on her, and wiping, and wiping, and the further it goes, the more he'll be wiping and the more she'll be apologizing... And she can't counter it, after all the shit that she's been doing for decades!!!

>lecturing the queen bitch
youtube.com/watch?v=S5P63qGTm_g

I swear if he were to scratch his dick you guys would consider it some grand nth degree chess strategy.

he needs to cut back on the cocaine SNIFF
or maybe get checked out by a real doctor SNIFF
not doctor oz or that idiot doctor bongwater SNIFF

sad!

This is the truth right here.

Today he showed he is fucking Presidential

Next time he will flay her mercilessly, bludgeoning her with every scandal

Final time he will be magnanimous and welcome the entire American People into his loving arms.

Post YFW you realize Trump will be the 45th President of the United States

It's a microcosm of his entire campaign. He came out swinging hard to catch people's attention. In the next two debates, he'll have plenty of time to lay out his thoughts clearly, indict Clinton's character, act presidential and do all of that other shit.

If it doesn't play out like the rest of his political career to date, I'll be shocked.

Trans-dimensional Chess Master

Trump utterly destroyed her.

He talked about real plans and policy and Clinton just talked about Trump.

He had her on the ropes the whole times. All she could do was arrogantly smirk while she was losing. It was embarrassing for her and for the Democratic party.

Almost all the polls except for LOL (((CNN))) agree.

Trump dominated.

>A couple loud breaths in the microphone (they probably didn't cheap out on the microphones for the debates).
>Oh no, it's over, everything's lost!

I didn't watch the debate, but if even Cred Forums is scrambling for ways to excuse his performance, it must have been pretty terrible.

The Confederates should've won

>a couple
>literally the whole fucking debate

DIE DELUSIONAL FAGGOT

SNIFFFFFFFFF

>Trump utterly destroyed her.
If you think that was destruction, watch what happens during the next 2 debates!
>He talked about real plans and policy and Clinton just talked about Trump.
It's not what they talked about, t'was how they were perceived. You talk to people like you talk to a horse: they don't give a fuck about words, it's the intonation they understand. Trump dominated the debates. Even his movements were calculated better than hers. She was apologizing, and he didn't even really start!

>REMINDER TRUMP IS A FUCKIN' GENIUS!!!
is that a fact...

GTFO Cred Forums and delet your gold account

>trumptards have multiple threads about using bots to manipulate internet polls
>trumptards cite the same polls they botted as evidence that trump did well

trumpshills are in full fucking damage control tonight. trump got destroyed. clinton won the presidency.

Thanks for the bump, scumbag. Now, crawl under the bed and die!

You know OP is right. Debates never should be drilled in hard from the start. It makes viewers too edgy and in 4 weeks of loses all of its effectiveness.

Debates are three parts. First act is the introduction. Second is the drama. Third is the finale.

Trump actually is playing it smart by not smashing her face in with truth in the first dance.

I could be wrong. But more dramatic points are stronger right before electron date than 6 weeks before it.

Shills need to fuck off

It's not botting if actual human beings give their single, democratic, vote... You fucking Nazi shit.

Damnit Russia, why can't we be allies? Trump must win and together we'll make the world great again... and kill anyone who gets in our way.

Holy fuck I'm now #mentallyhill thanks for correcting the record!

How does it feel selling your kids' future for a bottle of vodka, pootin shill?

yes let this thread go to the front page so we can all see what a bitch trumpbot looks like in action. get rekt SNIFF SNIFF

...

Your average normie feels like if he's heard of it more than a couple weeks ago, it's old news and thus doesn't matter. He can honestly persuade everyone she's looking to end all life on Earth today, and they'll still vote for her in a month! That's why he's saving almost ALL of the good shit for the later dates.

as if thats whats happening and it isnt a couple thousand sperglords and non americans gaming the polls

trumpbot please go

>cnbc.com/2016/09/26/vote-who-won-the-first-presidential-debate.html

It's actually exteremely entertaining watching this. I am laughing my ass off. Cant wait until trump gets destroyed in November. He looked like a clueless idiot in front of 100 million people tonight. No amount of brigading online polls will change the american peoples minds.

Don't forget, Clinton helped Stump herself.
Meme this.
youtube.com/watch?v=O1xivG8LuiI

Here, have your (You)s.

Centralized post debate discussion and polls:

You are building the wall

Completely agree with you.

Plus isn't Assange going to release something soon ?

Don't expect Trump shills to have any sort of connection with reality

It's full-on delusional mode from here as long as Hillary wins debates.

Trump utterly destroyed her.

He talked about real plans and policy and Clinton just talked about Trump.

He had her on the ropes the whole times. All she could do was arrogantly smirk while she was losing. It was embarrassing for her and for the Democratic party.

Almost all the polls except for LOL (((CNN))) agree.

Trump dominated.

I don't know if we can truly say he wrecked her tonight as we'd all love to see but he did a good job and she came off as inhuman and fucking weird. I am willing bet #2 is very similar, building up her expectation that #3 will be the same then he comes in with the Aggro Don and destroys her. #3 is really all that counts because that's what will be freshest in people's minds. Regardless of how big a victory he has in #3, as long as he doesn't have a horrible performance in either of the remaining debates, he's going to win. He's got all of the momentum. Her pandering and condescending attitude aren't going to win over anyone and he's not going to lose voters because we all know this is what he is and how he is. I'm so fucking excited. He's actually going to do it.

No one cares about your gay thread. Nice bloated OP there.

>Damnit Russia, why can't we be allies? Trump must win and together we'll make the world great again... and kill anyone who gets in our way.
Soon, my friend!
"Those who'll laugh at our peaceableness
Will wash up in their bloody tears!"

thanks for copy pasting that on multiple threads
wew....TRUMPBOTS ARE OUT TONIGHT

sniff

No. If this was his strategy, it didn't work. He needs to go back to his bold statements from earlier. Call him racist, and he should begin a well-informed retort with something memorable like "See now this is the insanity of Hillary Clinton..."

I thought captcha stopped bots

>that pic
Trump lifers are so delusional, they're already building a futurist fantasy that will never happen

Your poor, poor souls.

Don't you have drugs to smuggle for today or something?

yep, as if Trump is comparable to Putin

Tank you based Rusbro

There will be peace between our nations in the future. The smoke of my pipe tells me future.

>be me
>cucked leaf bro
>feels bad man
>lurk more
>take the red pill
>A FUCKING LEAF
>Trump for the win
>every poll I vote for trump he’s winning
>realize the intensity of the shilling
>feels good man
>Praise Kek bringer of light

What is this something off a horoscope website?

tips ushanka

this is probably someone from russian state dep. but yea we should be allies im p sure communism and the historical tone i sense in virtually all of russian authors and is likely inherent in russian psyche, has made the most redpilled bunch of fucks ever, its just half of you slumped into nihilism and the est of you are trying to wake them back up to trying hard and working hard. can we be friends? we both know both our countries need this and only this

Really Trump should not feel bad. HRC is a political monster. She has been preparing to be president her entire life. Trump is in this for the free media coverage. This debate was proof he does not take the campaign seriously, as if anyone needed more proof.

>Plus isn't Assange going to release something soon ?
We can only hope. I think he promised to release something even before the debates. Though the major thing should be an "October surprise" - and it isn't October yet.

Greetings. I am the 400 lb cyber master that Trump spoke of. My hacks are hardly doable, unless you are 10 years old and own a computer.

Everything OP said is True. The L337 hacker alliance has an October surprise that is so big league. It's going to be beutiful. I could name so many examples, there are thousands, But I don't want to give away the secret. You'll be so happy.

>Voting in a poll is gaming it
>I need a world where only people who agree with me are allowed to do things or it's cheating

Fucking subhuman nigger.

>Praise Kek bringer of light
Praise him! Trump will win, and purge corruption and degeneracy!

What about another bump, you degenerate retards?

Source image please.

How about an extra bump to support my Russian brother becuase FUCK YOU NIGGERS AND YOUR RED THREAT BULLSHIT LIKE IT'S THE 50's.

tfw you do three "wrong!"s after cringing point

aww... he LIKES me!

...

Polls confirm big Trump Debate Victory tonight. Crushing defeat for Hillbag despite MSM spin. updated results

Time 60% Trump 40% Hillary
The Hill 54% Trump 40% Hillary
Drudge 81% Trump 19% Hillary.
CNBC 57% Trump 43% Hillary
NJ 55% Trump 40% Hillary
Fortune Trump: 51% Clinton: 49%
SLATE:Trump: 54% Clinton: 48%

I dunno, just some image from Runet, maybe not even Russian.

>This is what Trumpcucks actually believe.

Reminder Drumpf is high on coke

I feel retarded for having to post that I'm not a Trump supporter every time I write something, but...

I noticed right away something that was pretty genius. He asked her if he could call her "Secretary". This seemed pretty innocuous, but the psychology behind it was subversive. He's a big time businessman and she's a woman. By calling her "secretary" the entire debate, he was making her seem subordinate to people watching the debate on a subconscious level. That's genius.

Big Don's fixing another bomb for you Tojo.

>19 posts by this ID
Putin sure is desperate

I like that pic. Where'd you get it from?

This was a clear victory, Trump dominated the debates. But watch what happens next. If this was domination, the second will be carnage and the third - decimation!

Yeah I am sure that is what his staffers thought too

Unfortunate he was totally unprepared and appeared unhinged in the first 30 minutes.

Who whispered in his ear to tell him to chill for the next hour?

Dude face it Trump got destroyed, Hillary spent most of that trolling the shit out of him and him taking the fucking bait. Would it change my vote? No because Hillary is a lying scumbag.

How does it feel - sitting on an English board speaking English to affect an election a planet away

Stay obsessed, comrade fuccboi

Mmm, a Clinton victory means the Commonwealth flag shall fly above Smolensk once more.

Shreked

>I noticed right away something that was pretty genius. He asked her if he could call her "Secretary". This seemed pretty innocuous, but the psychology behind it was subversive. He's a big time businessman and she's a woman. By calling her "secretary" the entire debate, he was making her seem subordinate to people watching the debate on a subconscious level. That's genius.
Hey, that's a good one!
I only noticed the moment he was asking. The thing in my head was, like, "is he asking if he could call her Secretary Clinton instead of Crooked Hillary?"

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WTF HE LOST?!!? THATS IT IM VOTING FOR HILLARY NOW I HATE TRUMP!!!111!!@ XD LEL

Are you sure that wasn't you projecting insecurities since no one else noticed? Be honest now.

Watch the debate again. His method of answer abruptly changes around 30 mins in after Clinton destroys him with the tax return answer.

Honestly his tax returns is such a bullshit deflection, but he created this situation so he has no one to blame but himself.

Too bad about that Brexit eh?
OH
WAIT
CUNT

From the Internet.
Really, I dunno. We have an Internet meme in Russia - "ББПE", "Бeй Бaбy Пo Eбaлy". Translates something like "Punch the Bitch in the Face". Found this in Google Images via a ББПE search.

>destroys him with the tax return answer.

>Destroy's

Not so fast Hillary.

>why can't we be allies?
Your greatest ally does not want it.

Nah, we have dem nukes. Life'll probably become shittier in Russia. It'll become WAY shittier in the US too, however.

That's when most of the viewing public realized Trump lost

but you can tell yourself whatever you like, it doesn't matter to me. I'm off to start a baked potato. Be back in 15.

Nigga, you're asshole is not a source.

Fuck off, die, or give me your address so we can put an end to your cuckoldry.

>hillary and the media wasted all their attacks on trump in the first debate that nobody will remember 2 days from now

holy shit blunder of the century hillary literally btfo

She'll be pushing the racist-misogynist card the whole way. She doesn't really have that much to attack with.

>Y-yeah he's gonna definitely do better next time!

lmao btfo slav trash

Thanks anyway.

>the audience has agreed to remain silent throughout the entire debate to allow each candidate to get their message across to the american people
>audience erupts in laughter and applause as soon as hillary makes a slight passive aggressive non-answer towards trump

Russia knows his shit

No, actually, he BTFO her already. It's just that next time he'll utterly destroy her. Socialist scumbag.

Reminds me of this image by Kiyoaki Kanai, source marie.saiin.net/~kanai/roman/kaigakan3/imgs/nikutai_l.jpg

>the audience has agreed to remain silent throughout the entire debate to allow each candidate to get their message across to the american people
>audience erupts in laughter and applause as soon as hillary makes a slight passive aggressive non-answer towards trump
They probably took Hillary on her word.
"- Do you promise to instruct your guests to stay silent during the debates?
- Sure I do, you have my word, on my honor as the US Presidential Candidate!"

The Germans shouldve finished you subhumans off. kek BTFO? Hardly, its pathetically obvious you're pulling some major damage control Putinfag.

This is the epitome of a hillary shill.

Had we not kicked their asses, they would've been testing rabies vaccine on your google-ass momma first, commie shitbird.

>my contribution to this thread
>a softball confirmation of the OP
>a smug anime girl
truly substantive.

>butthurt
>meme buzzwords
>racism
>full time shilling for spare change

You're pathetic and not worth my time.

why are some americans so assblasted about everything?

I don't think he won, but he didn't lose badly so whether by design or not he's taken the advantage now. Trump can do being the underdog with things left to play for and a comeback to make. Clinton just can't do holding onto a lead or position as a frontrunner unless she's got a massive advantage or uncatchable lead.

We all saw tonight her usual glaring flaw again, she can consistently win points against an opponent, but she can't decisively finish them off. She's like the Hannibal of modern day politics, wins many battles, but can't and never masters how to win wars. Happened when she blew it against Obama in 2008. Happened repeatedly this time with Bernie when he couldn't finish him and he kept getting back into the fight just as he looked out.

Same is going to end up happening again only Trump is as good if not better on the attack than Bernie or Obama. She's going to get a full on attack for the next two debates now that he's over his initial need to just not fuck up so badly it blows the whole campaign or confirms her image of him on the first impression to a wider audience.

>commie shitbird
>implying im a commie

nice buzzwords faggot kek

Not really my leafy friend. The slavic trash Im responding to is though lol

Either that, or some google (including a western-Ukrainian snowgoogle). Dunno which is worse.

Agreed. Rawrl aboard

>we can't trust you.
Hillary told us you are a hacker, trying to destroy our freedom working for putin

Be ashamed you fucking shill

underrated dubs

nah you just got mind controlled by a professional politician.

don't let witches cast spells on you or you'll end up like Brad Pitt.

>Hillary told us you are a hacker, trying to destroy our freedom working for putin
"- So, how do I hack an ATM machine?
- Well, you'll need a laptop and a sledgehammer. You break in and smash the ATM with your sledgehammer until the money falls out. Then you grab the money and get away.
- And what's the laptop for?
- What kind of hacker are you without one?"

lol prediction odds.

could have made 600% in a day picking Leave to win.

They had it 85% to 15% for Stay and Leave ended up winning.

How accurate was that?

HAHAHA sure, reserved Donald Trump totally not planned on winning all 3 debates.

Is her witch power winning debates?

>implying liberal shills are too noble not to game polls

please kill yourself. Or what did Trump say?

"The whole holier than thou argument just doesn't work for you"

hurr durr trump lost.
just like i said after every other debate he was in except this time its true.

These days it's so difficult to discern paid shills from good, old honest degenerates...

>Mfw all these cutting edge foreign memes we are missing out on


Guys we need to bring back the dankest meme from the other chans that speak other languages.

..? It's hard to hear you with your head so far up his ass.

Ok

>I have no idea what you're talking about, but let me chime in.
Get fucked.

>HRC performs poorly again.
>HRC makes bad judgement.
>HRC tells CTR to get in gear.
>Record corrected.

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK AGAINST THE HIVE MIND NIGGER TRUMP IS GOD N SHEET WE WUZ WINNING

Cred Forums IS the full-retard