How do I become a part of the rich elite?

How do I become a part of the rich elite?

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Be a jew
Be lefty
Be good at finance, economics and especially math
Promote progressivism
Learn Esperanto

t. Rich elite entusiast hoping to join them soon

a lot of the boomers that are rich and in politics don't seem particularly smart at all though all it seems is they met the right friends at the right time that is all.

That too but focus on good relationships and don't be an asshole too

But the things i posted the elite really loves them though, so if you wanna join do that shit with rich people

Also the pages are too fast so your thread will die soon maybe

be rich
don't not be rich

you can't

>Esperanto
Ya sure 'bout that?

> become
You're born into it.

If your daddy isn't, then you aren't.

>Esperanto

Lmao brotha

Fuck that noise. Low class nouveau riche for life baby. Git me them classy champagnes and all that good shit.

>Be a jew
Not required but ok.
>Be lefty
PFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Be good at finance, economics and especially math
This.
>Promote progressivism
STOOOP YOU"RE KILLING ME AHHAHAHAHHAA
>Learn Esperanto
Eh, sure.

Actually you can, even if you don't descend from a privileged family.

You become a successful criminal, but it isn't easy (more of a gamble).

give me your name and mailing address and I'll mail you $1,000,000,000 and your "I am a big boy" T-shirt.

>be a jew
good luck paco

But seriously, I know a guy who did it.

Straight-A student at a good private school. Professional wealthy but not rich family, also dude was top-level sports alpha and (sickeningly) also great with people and pretty cool.

Got into Harvard on grades and accomplishments alone, now he's a Wall Street banker. Was at a big company in the center of the 08 crisis and came out smelling like a rose and is a managing director elsewhere now.

So basically be godly.

be smart.
understand people.
don't be lazy.

you get rich stupid

Stop wasting your time on Cred Forums and cyber in general and go meet some jews.

Be really really rich

Dick down a rothschild bitch
telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/10018362/Kate-Rothschild-admits-having-an-affair.html

lol very easy. Become a doctor.

>leftists are rich

U woot m8?

It's not so much that leftists are rich, as it is the rich are leftists.

>tfw descended from an Anglo family that was slimy puppet masters for a thousand years and now look at it, displaced by jews that ruined it by way of the New Deal

Get born from one of few (((elite))) families ruling the world.