GERMAN BANK COLLAPSE

Let's get this party started lads, once again we are joined together to witness history.

>Market Hours/Countdown
money.cnn.com/data/world_markets/europe/

>Google Deutsche Bank Graph
google.com/finance?cid=673474

>Secret Jewish Graph

Make sure to change settings to 1 minute, and change the graph to Deutsche Bank[DBKD]

dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/chart/?symbol=CHXEUR:DBKD


>News Headlines
fortune.com/2016/09/27/deutsche-doj-bailout-merkel/

MARKETS OPEN IN 1 HOUR AND 20 MINUTES


Prepare for MAX /comfy/

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/9LD3NKlS55g
youtube.com/watch?v=qKVs1Iqqr8g
youtube.com/watch?v=jiu1-e0vsSc
independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/germany-food-water-stockpile-warning-terror-attack-catastrophe-government-terrorism-a7203376.html
dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/chart/?symbol=CHXEUR:DBKD
bloomberg.com/quote/DBK:GR
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/09/26/the-deutsche-bank-crisis-could-take-angela-merkel-down--and-the/
superstation95.com/index.php/world/1854
youtube.com/watch?v=tmRXLSGQIlg
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross_listing#Cross-.2FMulti-listing_vs._Admitted_for_Trading
en.boerse-frankfurt.de/stock/Deutsche_Bank-share
investing.com/equities/deutsche-bank
finanzen.net/realtimekurs/Deutsche_Bank@inpopup
youtube.com/watch?v=sn4mVDtqi7g
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Bump for global economic crisis

It's not going to happen fag boy

Where are all my Happening friends?

Wait...I thought it already happened yesterday. I think the plan was that Greece would collapse today.

Did I get the dates fucked up?

>tfw you confuse the collapse of Germany with the collapse of Greece

MAKE IT HAPPEN

Yeah ok m8, go back to your slide thread

Every day.

>did I get the dates fucked up?
Probably, economic crisis happens over a period of time, banks are collapsing and we are heading into another great depression as far as I know, I would say next month you will hear more about this if it was that serious

Today is the final DO OR DIE day for the German bank; Deutsche Bank.

Today could either

1. Recover
2. Stagnate
OR
3. COMPLETE AND TOTAL DEVASTATION

We have to wait and see.

In the meantime just listen to this and relax
youtu.be/9LD3NKlS55g

Today my be the day, cross your fingers

have some more sick beats

youtube.com/watch?v=qKVs1Iqqr8g

I saw this video a couple months ago, this Economics Professional predicted the banks will collapse and this "big bubble" will burst and global crisis will happen

He I think he mentioned America will have something similar to what is happening in Greece, i'll try find the video

KEEP THE THREAD BUMPED

I hate to say it, but it's fucking horrible for me. I'm not invested in DB, but it's dragging my stocks down with it. I want any form of collapse but financial. Why did it have to be this way?

I'm being absolutely destroyed in the market right now. This shitstain of a bank is fucking everything up.

Any kind of collapse implies a financial collapse, hope this helps

Nothing will happen you clowns


The german govt will bail the DB out

>I'm being absolutely destroyed in the market right now. This shitstain of a bank is fucking everything up.
Spoken like me during 2007-2008. That was one hell of a ride.

Could these possibly be anymore esoteric?

Yeah, true enough I suppose. But I can stock up on water, ammo, guns, food, and probably have enough cash on hand to ride out any mid-scale social collapse.

When food is scarce, my retirement account doesn't matter much, you know? But if all that's collapsing is my retirement account, I'm left helpless with no recourse but to twiddle my thumbs and hope it bounces back before I have kids.

If I had to sacrifice my retirement to get a race war, I'd be fine with it. But as it is, I'm just getting demoted from upper middle class to middle class, and I get nothing in return. Kinda sucks.

We'd need a genuine, massive depression to get the financial collapse to kick off anything meaningful. Otherwise we're just looking at 5-6 years of hardship only to bounce back to the same place we were before, only more dependent on whatever systems they build to drag us back out of the depression.

Meanwhile, rich fuckers buy up all the stock, land, and resources, and we're all knocked down a peg while they ride the markets back up.

And thus, CDU will have another nail in it's coffin.

>The german govt will bail the DB out
First of all, that would be a EU-wide political suicide by Germany. Almost a decade of Germs whipping people for being irresponsible and making them suffer for their banks' faults, then they go :"YEAH LOL THERE'S YOUR MONEY WE DONT NEED AUSTERITY XD". PIIGS would hold EU referendum faster than you can say achtung. EU parliament would be a fucking fist fight at such an event. Even traditionally pro-Germ like Nordics would be inclined to fuck off.

Second of all, if DBK truly has a brewing insolvency crisis, then there might not be enough cash in Germanistan to save it.

Sounds like you bounced back? How bad did it get for you? I lost $5k just today. It's not like I'm made of money either. I've just been saving enough to get a decent nest-egg into the markets.

I hate seeing it drop like this. Even if it's just 3-4%, It's still a month or more of gains just evaporated in a bad day on the market.

youtube.com/watch?v=jiu1-e0vsSc

You can watch all of this but the part he talks about the banks collapse is from 13:00 - 25:40

Alright faggots, when does this shit start to kick off? I'm ready for a happening.

why did the bank collapse?

You tell me

In exactly 40 minutes

>Get as many blacks/mudslimes in White Countries as possible
>Suddenly the welfare stops
>Mudslimes/blacks have an uprising
>Police/citizens "take care of it"
>Way less mudslimes/blacks in the world, easier for resource extraction

My European equities still haven't recovered their 2008 high (I bought them earlier during subprime boom though, so I'm looking at positive gainz), but at least I didn't fall for the MBS and CDO memes like a couple of my friends did.

Nice

independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/germany-food-water-stockpile-warning-terror-attack-catastrophe-government-terrorism-a7203376.html

>Germany warns its citizens to stockpile emergency food and water in case of terror attack
>Germans will have to stock the enough food for ten days and enough water for five days , a newspaper has reported

>I want any form of collapse but financial.

this is probably the dumbest thing ive read today

what collapse is there that isnt financial? any collapse if not financial will still have financial consequences. the market isnt a robot its a bunch of people shitting their pants and moving assets to protect their shit covered assets.

>playing comfy games while waiting for the habbiding
tell me the race characteristics Cred Forums

Yea but what will happen to the blacks and muslims in africa/middle east? they will just continue to populate..

Then I think it's safe assume it's the only thing you've read today, since you clearly didn't read he rest of the thread.

My point is that financial collapse ALONE isn't going to yield shit. It's a useless collapse that doesn't do our broader goals any good.

>No gibs

(((our)))

pol is one person meme

yes but why did the bank collapsed?

what game?

let it happen kek

What game is this dago?

Because mama says sometimes it be that way.

I have no money myself but parents are well off. Brought this up and suggested stocking up, they shrugged it off. Can anyone tell me if I should really be worried or not? There is hardly any news of this.

Because that means no more gibs.

The governments and banks think they will survive the next meltdown.

They are very wrong.

People will take control and hang the traitors, chop them up.

What happens after this as unknown as can be.

I don't want to think about it.

I remember this being said in August and July. Is it actually time?

How many times will this happen?

So uh should I invest in bitcoin then?

no

>dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/chart/?symbol=CHXEUR:DBKD


Is everybody on here from /biz/? I can't read this shit at all and it doesn't seem to be updating for me. I can see the drop, but that's it.

It will not today. Today is a day of correction.

if the world can't give them anything due to the western world having nothing.

They will fade away into nothing

the jew chart doesnt work till 18 minutes, but bloomberg shows .80s
bloomberg.com/quote/DBK:GR
yahoo on my iphone is above 1percent not sure what the fuck to follow

Everything will be fine.

doesn't look good, it's already come down again.

It closed at 10.55 yesterday

I put 110% of my faith into your comment

Stellaris

Should I sell all my German bank shares? To be fair they have underperformed all year.

COLLAPSE NAO!

My vote is yes

what are you using

yes pour gas over the fire, the bank is fucked pull the carpet under it before you lose everything

what the actual fuck happened?
will germany go fourth reich if it falls more`?

They're going to dehumanize muslims and blacks.

Once the welfare stops, there's going to be a lot of violence. Most Europeans who were originally leftist, will be impacted in some way, and swing to the right. European governments can now enter a new age of colonialism and extract resources from africa and ME without their liberal populace going full >ARE YOU KIDDING ME
of course a lot of native euros will die in the process, but meh lefty city scum who cares..

Bloomberg seems to show trading

bloomberg.com/quote/DBK:GR

but go here when DB opens

dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/chart/?symbol=CHXEUR:DBKD

sexplain pls

OCTOBER 1ST

it will unleash a domino effect to all european banks, and then the entire country will fall with everyone to follow

gold, food, firearms and cigarettes.
And soap.

One of your countrymen, Boaz Weinstein speculated/traded up to 72 trillion worth of derivatives before he was kicked out of DB.

After he left they spent years trying to unravel his notional exposure damage but at the same time, the global economy tanked.

Now DB is rapidly dying because it is hugely exposed to derivatives risk, and the US lawsuit has driven up their loan book interest so now they can no longer give out any loans (extreme fractional reserve loans anyway, no equity there it's like 30 to 1).

So:
-Massive derivatives exposure (72 trillion)
-Loan book with high interest rates so not getting new money to feed the ponzi scheme
-Piss poor management, run by literal crooks.

The derivatives wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't connected to other failing Italian banks. The way notional works is it's supposed to equal itself out, but if both counterparties die then money vaporizes quickly and the entire counterparty chain starts to unravel triggering another global 2008 default.

in 2007-2008 the subprime mortgages caused the financial crisis.
does anyone know what would cause this one, in short?
i know they would probably be derivatives, but what kind?
something similar to subprime mortgages? like, auto loans or student loans?
is it all the welfare and freebies offered to "refugees"?

noooooo

i was actually trying to live for once

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Use the most jewish looking portrait, traits: thrifty, repugnant, and conformist.
Ethos: minor collectevist, minor spiritualists, minor xenophobes.
Government: oligarchy

5 MINUTES LEFT

5 MINUTES LEFT

5 MINUTES LEFT

YOUR NOT CRASHING THIS PLANE
NO, NOT THIS TIME.

for non-EU

Tfw you desperately want everything to go to shit because you are almost done with school and need to get a full time code monkey job soon.
Anyone else know the feel?

GET READY M80s

SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN

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Honestly, I expect things will not change much today. We'll see.

what? No retard, we're not spoiled fucks that got to go to school. I dropped out of highschool and became a code monkey like a normal /biz/ fag

IT'S OPEN AND IT'S PLUMMETING AGAIN

SELL SELL SELL

I would not have believed it if Lehman Brothers and GM and Brexit had not happened... but all of those things did happen... pretty recently and in quick succession no less... so

I now believe we are living in the end times. The last days of the resurgence of Roman civilization

See, everything is fine.

CRASHING THIS BANK

oh god, I wish a german nigga would...


LET IT ALL COME CRUMBLING DOWN

wut, DB hasn't opened yet.

It's up 1%

WITH PLENTY OF DUTCH DANK

>opens in red
>"everything is fine"

Hmmm, instead of ignoring the thread you're hanging around.

Why?

>Opens in red
>Then immediately goes up

Oh no

Any rumors on WF yet?
Will they go down too?

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did you forget that they own billions in taxes by us and other debts aswell, its been over.

Good assessment, that's how we turn the USA into a Brazil 2.0, except we won't be as targeted as in Brazil.
It's a win/win/win for me.
I don't care about you or you plebes. This is the way of things.

topkek Cred Forums btfo its recovering

maybe, not really hurting for cash or anything

>Other banks that rely on DB arent buying it to keep it going

Can you please let us have our fun in peace?

I swear you're post 2012 Cred Forums

I TRIED SO HARD

goddamnit lol. just a dead cat bounce. we'll get it soon.

I've been here debunking """""""""happenings"""""""""" since 2011.

FUCKING KIKES
STOP JEWING THE BANKS
JUST LET IT FUCKING DIE

pretty much this, there own bank is probably buying it and barley holding it up. the people are probably fucking done and want a crash, considering the fact merkel basically told them to fuck off im not bailing out your bank

Remember when they said that Brexit would cause the banks to leave London and move to Germany?

Eat shit, yuros. I hope the whole thing burns to the ground.

More like
>"I've been cancer since 2011"

Nobody likes you, please leave.

There is literally nothing hotter than a mighty BBC splitting tight white pussy apart. I mean think about it: her ancestors enslaved and shipped his ancestors to a foreign land to pick cotton and do work for free. Her ancestors used his ancestors to do menial, degrading jobs. His ancestors wished death upon her ancestors every day. Every single day of their suffering and pain. This went on for generations. Fucking GENERATIONS man. And every time it was her ancestors beating his ancestors to nearly death and then forcing them to do stuff they never wanted: work. The true power of the BBC stayed hidden for centuries. And then - something amazing happened. Blacks finally got rights they deserve. Rights to do nothing all day while white people work for their black asses. Black people got their revenge. Not only that, they also fuck white girls every single day while pathetic white bois can only stretch their pathetic tic-tac dicks while looking. Thousands and thousands of black semen gets pumped into white wombs daily. Imagine the pain fo these white bois. Imagine the suffering of their ancestors. Remember the times when his ancestors wished death upon her ancestors? It's literally something worse. Her ancestors must be punching the walls of hell from their huge frustraition. Meanwhile, in heaven, his ancestors cheer and feast every day for their compensation of suffering they had on Earth. While they sing and dance they get to see millions of mulatto babies getting pushed through white vaginas. And they laugh even more. This is what gets me off when I watch interracial porn and I laugh while doing so. Because justice is finally getting served.
Lick it up white bois.

>my stocks
serves you right for buying into the stock jew

For being realistic about what will happen?

It isn't jews, this is just correction. Wait some time and bank will go down.

nice shitposting user 7.5/10

Everyone panic!

Hahaha, wtf?
Euros? You mean the cuck slaves of the USA and Russia?
They will do nothing and continue to take achmed cock while we watch them destroyed on TV.
Europe will not exist soon. We've already destroyed their cultures.

>s-so what if Lehman Brothers goes down, it's not like it's HSBC or anything, it's just 1 investment bank, it's not a big deal, let's be realistic here

tl;dr

For being a party pooping loser.

Instead of just observing and playing along, you have to be "that guy" and ruin everyone's fun.

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>totally nothing will happen

NYSE isn't open yet to react to the news that Merkel refused a bail out option

telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/09/26/the-deutsche-bank-crisis-could-take-angela-merkel-down--and-the/

> 7.5/10

I'll award it 8/10. Mostly for this:

> forcing them to do stuff they never wanted: work

It shot up in after hours so everyone can just calm the fuck down

CRASH CRASH CRASH

Gonna need a source on that

Another non event.

Happening fags are true cancer

it's open in European markets too. It's just getting close to a level where we could see a run. I haven't seen one since NBG got delisted, and this is just a lot bigger.

Not much of a happening guy, but this is pretty historic

Thank you based crashi-chan.

wtf are you talking about? why are you such stupid?

crashing without survivors go DB

I bought at 10.55 for 20k.
Lets make some money

kek

it's all downhill

pls crash soon pls thx

> up in after hours

Short covering? If Merkel reverses her position it could cause a rebound. Anyone short might want to lock in profits right now, who knows what's next.

Go back to your containment thread AKA Trump General

Remember how you were wrong?

Every
Fucking
Time
Previously
?????????

Why do you think you'll be right this time? Do you still hold out for Santa Claus, too?

It's like a fucking schoolhouse full of autistic high schoolers here....

She will cave. She will not let DB collapse and take everything down with it. SHE WILL CAVE!!!

I wish I had a big squishy pair of white tits too snuggle into while I watched the HAPPENING

I hope that's your money that you're playing with.

DB was never a stable bank.
Merkel will bail it out. Have faith in her.

Different set of stock, isn't it?

F

superstation95.com/index.php/world/1854

Weak pike desu. I fucking hate those fish. They tear up my lures with their creepy prehistoric looking dinosaur teeth. Mean ass fish.

It doesn't look like anything is happening. Can someone please explain what this is all about?
Why is collapse predicted for today?

put that back now dude

lol

>superstation95

You realize Deutsche Bank AG (USA) also trades on NYSE right?

Oh shit it's at 10.55 now, but the lowest it went during the 2008 "recession" was 16.88.... that's not good lmao

The governments of the world are going to do a bank bail-out/bail-in scheme in each country, where the media while espouse the notion to the public that "these institutions and corporation are and integral component to our life and way of living, they are simply 'too big to allow to fail'".

We'll go ahead and kick the ever growing debt can down the road, passing along these obligations to repay at interest to our future generations, much in the same way that is was done to those who have preceded us.

This time, the IMF and World Bank will step in and handle the loaning of money. I expect and shift over to a central world currency, backed by the assets and chattals of each country who deals with them (protip: only less then a handful don't, curiously iraq and afghanistan recenty started, after they installed a new bank ;^) what a cohencidence)))

Funny thing too to add onto the dying pile of leafs that is this country, it is actually a German company that Canada now has print their colorful polymer bank notes. This company operates a facility right in the country capital, and funny enough, another cohencidence, they are the same company that printed the Zimbabwe "billion dollar" hyper inflationary banknotes.... Oh yeah, Canada is now looking like its heading into its third quarter in a row, meaning a full out recession here, shrinkage of ~0.9% per Q apparently.

I can't wait for this to happen.

youtube.com/watch?v=tmRXLSGQIlg

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross_listing#Cross-.2FMulti-listing_vs._Admitted_for_Trading

here ya go.

F

We're merely observing you dense fuck.

We all know that nothing bad will ever happen EVER to the country and economy in the coming infinity.

Why is it going up?

it's not really predicted for today, things looked bleak yesterday because it fell to 1980's lows. If it's happening you'll know cuz it'll be a legit bank run and we'll have a bunch of threads on here.

>from 100.0 before the 07 GFC
>to 10.0 today
B HHAHAHHAHAHHA

the bank and retards are trying to prop it up a little bit before a sell explosion happens again.

dead cat bounce, political stability

Some speculation, someone covering their ass, good news thanks to Allianz shilling for them.

Various reasons, but it`s moving in such a small range (in absolute terms) that I wouldn`t give to much about it for now.

Sounds like they wanted to warn people to prepare for a major meltdown but had to justify it with terrorism to not cause a complete panic.

SHE'S DROPPING FAST

FUCK YOU GERMANY

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO FUCK US UP

It isn't. It closed down ~6% yesterday.

We're already down to $10.57 as of posting this comment.

FALLING
AGHHHHHHHHHHHH

Still fine. Panic over.

PRESS F

It's not
en.boerse-frankfurt.de/stock/Deutsche_Bank-share

Wait for NYSE:DB to open this morning and really tank

F

Yeah, so a market crash is GREAT for Trump desu

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK

We negative nao

F

Soon.....

That one German that just put 20k on it.

>does anyone know what would cause this one, in short?
Low interest rate environment.

HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS FOLKS


F

The destruction of the world's currencies will usher in the New World Order

god lawd them candles!

Hidden

designated crashing streets

go down i cant handle the amunt of time waiting for a habbening just habben now

Jews stopped it again

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

THIS IS BIGGER THAN TRUMP

that website isnt opening can you find me another one

dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/chart/?symbol=CHXEUR:DBKD

Thank you, I'll look into this.

nah, it's just the standard algo pump and dump. This will be over by the afternoon session.

what a time to be alive

Best free real time chart?

Because the Germans are autistic enough to try to delay the inevitable once again.

lol that volume!
Panic selling at its finest.

Don't listen him. He is complete retard. NYSE was opened yesterday and DB felt.

d

has looting started yet?
twatter said 2 bombs went off in a mosque in Dresden

The OP?

Still up.

What was all the hype about?

Oh fuck, I finally found the thread. I was so lonely.

this:

I use this

investing.com/equities/deutsche-bank

It's just about to pop.

Who ever made that pic put a lot of effort into it.

I-it's going to happen! J-just w-wait and see!

Germany imploding = karma for 2 world wars

Sucks 2 be u

The Jewish one in op

>investing.com/equities/deutsche-bank
cпacибo

L-lehman w-will n-never c-collapse. I-I m-mean i-it!

>implying we were not the bad guys.

t-too big t-to f-fail
>F

New to this. I figured out how to change the bank, but how do I change it to update every minute?

That was clearly different

its a push ticker

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...

click on 1d next to the symbol

That's a weird looking frog

OH THAT WAS DIFFERENT WAS IT EH

finanzen.net/realtimekurs/Deutsche_Bank@inpopup

It's more of a slow burn. Too many counter measures in place to prevent a quick collapse

Volume is getting dry. should be dropping soon.

...Then that one asshole shows up.

It really wasn't.

Things have been gradually getting worse for a couple of years now. Or even longer when you consider that the 2007/8 crisis was never actually resolved, they just kicked the can own the road.

The EU economy as a whole has been stagnant and DB keeps up all the other wavering banks in the EU. It already has needed bailouts. If DB goes, it will cause a domino effect that will ripple across the world.

Another financial crisis is actually inevitable, it's just a question of when, considering they've become very good at pulling out all the stops to keep things limping along.

The most sus movement of the realtime graphs just makes you think how manipulated the stock are.

Thanks for the quick response, bros. Here's some you's.

Kind of like this

NOTHING is bigger than Trump. Nothing.

It's the British faggot, he's buying up everything in desperation, just to spite us.

inb4 (((someone))) who bought yesterday's low dumps their position after high enough rise in price.

digits will confirm the full collapse of the European economy, descent into martial law and civil war in USA, Invasion of Europe by Russia and the full total war conquest of South East Asia by the juggernaut that is China.

How much do yall believe this will hurt the euro?

this

>then there might not be enough cash in Germanistan to save it
there isn't
there in lies the problem

Does anyone still give a shit about Germany ?Hell, does anyone take Europe seriously at all ?

I'll roll to that.

Except Hillary's voter base.

>Invasion of Europe by Russia
We will not.

RED
>RED
RED
>RED
RED
>RED
RED
>RED
RED
>RED
RED
>RED

There's not enough cash in the whole of the EU. Let that sink in.

>implying
You'll find out what I already know in November, friend.

Why not to take Europe seriously?

All it needs to do is drop below 10.50 for the true panic selling to begin

I'm not going to invoke Kek but it sure would be nice if DB dropped another 5-10% this morning

I'm upper middle classed
I'm not made of money

kek. you burgers are confused desu.

I care about Germany! think about the kinder and the beer, mostly the beer.

>.9

NOTHING CAN STOP US NOW

does anyone take leafs seriously?

seriously tho, it's:

US
China
Europe (Germany)

crashing without surviviors

check trips

Aaaaaaaand it's gone.

Won't happen until Thursday. Check them.

Probably Russia will attack US with China while the americans help Europe fighting against the muslims

check nothing

The volumes low this morning. I believe people are waiting for news.

yamateeeeeeeeeeee

MOTHERFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKER!

Praise Kek!

I would actually put russia above us, if only because they have more freedom in what they do.

Falling quite fast right now....

what's the key level for it to break and collapse completely?

WITNESSED

checked

You're the guys who still want proofs that you annexed Crimea

Question your dear leader Pyuteen about that, not us

how?

DEAD CAT BOUNCE
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Thanks. I could see that the market closed pretty low but I don't know enough to assume it's more than typical fluctuation.
How low does it have to get before it's determined to be a collapse? Straight to zero?

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fugging happening

Its always an emu that starts shit.

what merkel again,merkel already said im not helping you

Why did you ruin a perfectly good picture?

I love you Russia. If I am ever called upon by my government to fight against you I will do so with a heavy heart.

Please happen. I would laugh so hard.

wew

nice one cunt.

miren esos dígitos

thank you based crashy-chan

this shouldn't be possible...

It's not looking good for you Bierbro

Is it dead yet?

OOOOHAAAWOAAAAAAH

Kek hears you and understands.

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>laughing all the way to one's own grave
only a germans

German brother confirms!

should i go back to france or stay here

oh shit i got also dubs

today is the day

Price is dropping and volume is basically dead.
bargain basement.

why are the barbarians so set on destroying rome

i just bought my first house

Stay where you are you fucking roach.

I fucking love these. Seen a couple on a thicc thread on /fit/. Keked heartily

You say ruin, I say MAGA

our future is destroyed only a happening will feel myself lucky again

Stay in Germany.

aye

he is kinda right though, if you come back to europe your fucked, matter of a fact flee to a richer middle eastern country why are you in turkey dude.

im french in vacation

DB should be below 10 today

Does anyone know at what price level this snaps?

I just wish people didn't write 20 lines of text with them. It needs to be more meme, less reading.

Gotta love the German sense of humor.

Checkin' & kek'in

I welcome my grave. Germany 2016 is hell.

F

10/4

All these trips praising our lord Kek.

Kek, grant me this boon! Confirm to us your presence in digits of doubles or trips!

Below 10.50 will trigger panic selling

Below 10 will trigger full blown happening

fuck off ya dirty cunt.
Thanks to turks, muslims and noggers our wildlife is already more dangerous than your shit island.

No. Sadly after -8% we will have a probably a few more days of dead-cat bounce.

8% down, 2 % up over several days. Than >5% down again.

Will this make the derkas go back to goatistan?

this thread is full of trips

this shit is really gonna go down tonite, isn't it bros?

Thanks user.

Why these levels? Capitalization?

>Below 10 will trigger full blown happening
Let it be done

fuck off with your stupid kek shit

nobody here is glorifiy him only you cuck

piss off

meddl leude

Under $10 and the ship is sinking. Under $8 and you will be calling the potato famine a feast compared to the hardships you'll be facing.

Kek will sink Ireland. Praise him.

What are you even talking about. DB will never die. Too big to fail. Even if something happens tax payers will save them.
Also they are up more than 1% in less of an hour of trade. Seriously at this price I think about investing a few K. Can literally only win.

That guy is a fucking Grand Nagus

Shit has to get worse before it gets better. In the current state, only a collapse of the financial system and the destruction of the EU has a path to Germany's survival.

thank you based crashi-chan

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>Thanks user.
>Why these levels? Capitalization?

I would give it down to about 9.70.
right now its just a pump and dump game for a few players. the price/volume is stupid though, they should be fired.

Unfortunately this looks like a Lehman Brothers 2.0. DB is too big to bailout. If the shit goes down they will be forced to bail in. They will take a percentage off each account which will cause yuge uncertainty to the global markets and it would be probably the end of the euro.

I don't see how they can avoid the shitstorm. Imo it is only a matter of time...

Fug.

thank you based crashi-chan

designated crashing streets today

>youtube.com/watch?v=sn4mVDtqi7g
waiting for

NEW THREAD

I would trust a greek on this matter, they see it often enough.

The digits in this thread intrigue me.
I don't believe in Kek, but if DB collapses today.......

>DB will never die. Too big to fail. Even if something happens tax payers will save them.
If D is saved, EU and Euro are done. PIIGS countries won't just accept a bailout of a German bank after they got fucked by Germs.

They have to buy/sell at that amount of volume to be able to pump it up to dump it at a decent profit. I agree with 9.70

Trips? I suppose that answers your question

Love this, perfect gif of Wojak's evolution into Hijak

Why Germany is hell now?

>too big to fail

Bros, I'm about to head to frankfurt to do my Masters, how greatly will this affect my purchasing power?
Should I exchange all of my money right after or wait a few days?

The trick is knowing when to buy the candy bar.

trips thread confirms collapse, we only need quads to seal the deal

The volume should be a hell of a lot higher for a pump and a trailing dump. people are selling the fuck out of this thing.

O I'll be fine. I have more pussy, land, precious metals, bunkers and all manner of military collectables, art, attack dogs, light armor, drones, stores etc and a fine security detail. I'm me you see. The rest of the planet could vanish and I would not be effected at all for about 5 years. I've always been here and will be long after you are gone. It takes me 15 minutes to stroll past the vesicles in storage. I also don't believe in global economic collapse. Its a fucking meme. I just like my property and my person secure while I sleep. The global economy did not collapse at the height of WW2 and it certainly won't because a german bank explodes.

I'd like to know why 10.50 and 10 are key price points at which this breaks?

quads

Double checked, faggot nigger.

If this happens, could this be good for us Brit bongs, by economically weakening the bosche, or will the whole world just burn?

It would leave almost no margin for investors and everyone leafs

new global currency

>pol in charge of economics

Sell trend boys, lets crash this bank with no survivors

Thank you based crashi-chan.

"coincidence"