NASA HOAX

The Curiosity rover is a hoax, and I can prove it.

> Pic related.

Today I was able to sneak into the yard where they take the "pictures" you see on Nasa's website. Does it look familiar?

> Reverse search the pic right now. You'll see it's real.

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You live in Pasadena, CA. Got your IP and everything. Sending cops.

funny how it looks nothing like the martian surface and everything like a testing ground for the rover's mobility

More pics

Close. But try again.

Dumbass fucking nigger, how do you think they field test these things?

> testing
> something that doesn't exist

Try again goyim

They build 2 functional rovers and a bunch of those stand in things that you took a picture of so that they can test different strategies and paths here on earth before they risk the real rover. That thing doesn't even look like the real curiousity anyway it's all silver and clearly way less detailed than the real thing.

I know you want Nasa to be fake but it's not, it's real. I have no doubt there are some secrets there, but they're about things like top secret jet engine research. I work for a nasa contractor and I see this stuff all the time and there's absolutely no way it's not real.

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>top secret jet engine research
Why would NASA do that? I thought that's the business of the USAF at Area 51

www-robotics.jpl.nasa.gov/facilities/facility.cfm?Facility=14

What is DARPA? Skunkworks?

Really causes my neural cells to depolarize by opening gated channels in the membrane and passively diffusing potassium ions out of the cytoplasm down its concentration gradient leading to a sequence of action potentials to stimulate in accord with long term potentiation pathways developed through the release of seratonin at key moments of sensory input.

fawk meant to post this with it

wow the site they use to test the rovers for mars.

Be honest, did this thread go the way you were hoping?

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It did actually. I work there. I was only trolling :^)

A government technology agency that doesn't make jets and a private company that does.

What does that have to do with NASA researching jet engines in secret?

What is your reasoning for this shit show?

If you're going to troll you gotta at least make up something believable. Everyone knows nasa tests that shit on earth before they launch it into space like they've always done

cute.

sporty.

You are a total fucking retard.

I might soon as well. Good to know I'll be in good company.

NASA BTFO.

That looks like a poorly made fake. The terrain you have shown also contains some concrete slabs and some plants.

Are you trying to tell me that NASA not only let some stupid nigger like you in, but also only had aprox $50 to pull this off?

OP is a shill taking time off from CTR to troll and shitpost.

Welcome OP.

Are americans actually this retarded? I mean I know his ID says he has only 1/8 IQ which I think is actually less intelligent than a rock or some sort of single celled organism.

I mean we all meme about durr hurr retarded amurricans up here but no way you're actually this DUMB... right?

I mean next thing you'll be telling me you haven't adopted socialist healthcare yet...

wtf I hate space now

What is beating the ching chongs? Also, all the good shit is tip top secret, X-37 being one. Every nation on earth that's worth its salt can tell when you launch a rocket, you have to keep the technology that was beneficial to getting that payload into orbit secret. Or the fucking chinks will steal it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_exclusion_policy_of_NASA

>Need a place to test and build drones and rovers
>Weeaboo neet nerd takes picture and believes he has uncovered a national secret

Did you even read this:
Goddamit it's so easy to trigger pol, it's unbelievable.

how fun is testing the rovers?

here is my contribution to this thread

either mars has/had life on it and they are soft disclosuring it through pics, or this is Devon Island/On Earth/fake

Not there yet. That will start late next year I believe. Currently we are working to build the test equipment we will be providing to the whole project test team. I work on a small but crucial component responsible for identifying a safe landing site for the rover so it wouldn't tip over or get damages on landing.

It'd be funny if this were true and NASA had to fess up on live TV with their pride and joy whirring, vrooming and buzzing in the background.

Daily reminder that 'conspiracy theories' that are obviously false and easy to debunk were invented and planted by jews in order to lump them in with other "conspiracy theories" which get too close to the actual plans of the globalists.
they haven been doing it since the 1960s

test

That looks literally nothing like the Curiosity rover. Are you retarded?

I always think these things are real small, like RC car sized. Its always amazing to me when I remember they're more like SUV sized.

>I work at NASA and have been totally brainwashed and can assure you NASA is real and totally legit

your shit belongs on /x/ friendo

>you haven't adopted socialist healthcare yet...
Whoa no need to make this political there chap

Why the fuck do people keep posting this? It doesn't even make fucking sense and reads like someone who has no idea what they're talking about paraphrasing wikipedia.

>neural cells
Just say fucking neurons you cunt.

>diffusing... down its concentration gradient.
Yeah that's what diffusion is. This is redundant.

>to stimulate in accord...
Where's the fucking subject for this verb?

And to think you actually have this ready to copy and paste from somewhere. I really really hope you get HIV.

Really causes my neural cells to depolarize by opening gated channels in the membrane and passively diffusing potassium ions out of the cytoplasm down its concentration gradient leading to a sequence of action potentials to stimulate in accord with long term potentiation pathways developed through the release of seratonin at key moments of sensory input.

Lying Freemasons are all over the fake space program.