GERMAN BANK CRISIS

Thank you based crashi chan.

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The market is basically muh feefees.

How do we meme a financial crisis tier paranoia into existence

kek

you would have to take all the gib from mama merkels little brown kids to save it.

the jews are trying so fucking hard right now holy shit

we need a new meme

>mfw I shorted DB stock.

Everything is fine guys Merkel has it all under control.

Do you want the meme answer or the honest answer?

meanwhile

how much leverage?

If I had the 25k to throw around I would have been doing it almost every day of last week

What platform do you use to trade?

Give me the meme and the honest too.

what was that event for the big red candle?

I wonder how much DB failing would affect DAX

>this volatility

Meh, Schäuble has 30 billion more than he needs anyways...

what is the meaning of this meme m8 ?

We praise Kek and keep getting dubs N' trips

Or

We get hundred of anons on multiple proxies to Google search "how to sell stocks fast", "economic collapse tomorrow", "stock selling", so that the market algorithms sell everything

You can't tell me this isn't manipulated

(((((((((((((((They))))))))))))))))) are trying hard to prevent it from tanking.

Thank you based crashi chan.

So they did lose their gold after all ..

Thank you based crashi chan!

thank you based crashi-chan

What do you consider manipulation?
Because financial shit is 100% manipulation to begin with

Its a pump and dump.
usually done with penny stocks before they go out. you ride the first wave up and try to beat the sellers to the highest price. the first crest basically sets the tone for the expected fall and generally will end up about 2x lower than the amount that was raised because the person pumping generally has a lot of it and wants to get rid of it before its worthless.

this is looking like 2011 BTC prices all over again.

Next year is election year. They will not let a single bank die, especially not the DB

dear god

we are all already dead

comon, just a little bit more and we're back in the red

SHE'S DROPPING

BRACE YOURSELVES

May Sacred Germany endure 10,000 years, fuck you gook anime garbage my 2s confirm that gooks are worms.

What the hell is even going on here? Don't you think if this was real I would have heard something in the actual news about it now?

Stop cooking up shit

i sold the shares i had in the db yesterday
im borderline poor now compared to before

Does the algorithm count the same search refreshed continuously on the same ip?

Even

We're back to even money.

DROP DROP DROP

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and it's in the red!!

meme it!!
blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2006/10/mii.swf

FUG 10.54

HERE WE GO

WE FLAT NAO!

So what happens if the bank fails?

will that mean that they will have to kick the welfare people out of germany?

THIS
H
I
S

10.52 jews cant hold her up anymore

thank you based crashi-chan

The great depression and the collapse of the price of oil have both been proven to have been the result of market speculation

Yet no one bats an eyelash when they hear this

They won't be kicked out, they'll be swept up with a broom and dustpan once the germans get mad enough

IN THE RED

10.52

you promised me a crash its at 10 60

in theory... if Deutsche Bank goes bankrupt, and nobody wants to buy any more stocks of the company.

Could I buy everything for 1,-€ and become full company owner?

It would be a totally stupid and ridiculous idea, but I could change the Deutsche Bank logo in every city bank and put pepe on the building front.

If this post ends in dubs DB dies today

Its looking like it should hit about 10.30 or today.

Hey, im not an expert, but im pretty sure your idea is retarded.

fucking kikes are barley pushing it up reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

If it really fails and isn't bailed out by Germany, Merkel just said she would not bail them out a few days ago, or gets help in some other way then it is the first domino in a series of failing banks, it will ultimately fuck Italy and its banks which will fuck Portugal which will fuck France and Germany and eventually the world economy.

You would also incur all of the banks debts...

and then you would own a worthless company
fucking retard lel

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This is worse than Ebola-chan

who /comfy/ here?

oh dog

oh dog

oh dog

I GOT A DOG TO FEED YOU FUCKING NAZI ASSHOLES

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she said that if it's really needed they will save deutsche bank

You're right, this is a much more painful way to die

Of course they will do it if were to actually to happen. Just like we did.

buy/sell price is going even.
volume is through the roof.
shit is getting real...

Bank trying to buy it's own stock????

I know, its fucking crazy, but I think it will be worth it to go to prison / death for having pepe on all the big buildings in german cities

why does that not sound like a good thing

This will 100% mean rip European economy

Please press F for Yurop

Could be. Trying to prop up the house of cards as long as they can.

Why doesn't someone buy all the world's debt then go bankrupt?

F

FIRST RULE OF THE DAX CLUB
YOU ALWAYS SELL DAX

F

Context of pic related?

An true hero!

could be.

its normal for a company to do that. but it doesnt save the company if they have their own stock and its worthless.

F

thank you based crashi-chan

You can always try an attack Russia to see if it works this time

He would also be left standing with 14+ billion dollars in fine.

thank you based crashi-chan

really, do you have a link, all I can find are articles about the markets getting unstable because she didn't take a clear position and Deutsche Bank investors going "REEEE pls bail us out with tax money Merkel"

Thank you based crashi chan.

it is they know its fucked not even the bank can stop the will of the people

F

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That reminds me, anyone know total shares for DB? I want to see what the saturation is and get a better price point for when it goes through the floor.

thank you based crashi-chan

>Not a problem

So folks, do you think this will this simply hurt the value of the euro immensely or destroy it altogether?

ycharts.com/companies/DB/shares_outstanding

here you go

WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
GO BELOW 10 NOW!! FUCKING NORMIE BANKERS GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!

ok, please tell me how can i sell all my dollar valued assets and stocks? I need gold ASAP

i think the oil crisis in USA has begun! google it!

FUNNY, ISNT IT!

Give it a few days, it'll be sub 10 in about a week.

AND IM FREE

FREEEE FALLIN

YOU

YOU DID THIS

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT

YOU KILLED US ALL YOU LIMEY FAGGOT

This is apocalypse tier for Europe.

Do you mean the petrodollar or actual oil?
We have plenty of oil famalam. Many companies are hurting because they have had to slow down or halt operations due to low prices.

YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING NOW

Don't buy precious metals from questionable suppliers

refreshthis.com/refreshthis.php?url=https://www.google.com/search?q=how%20to%20sell%20stocks%20fast&sec=30

Fairly sure a country that nearly exclusively relies on financial services is going to feel this.

Would german cucks just bail them out or go hang-the-banker mode?

Yay, I'm headed over to do my masters in a few days. Your loss is my increased purchasing power!

thank you based crashi-chan

I did indeed make a small contribution

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DEADCATBOUNCE

Where will you go?
Can you please bring some bread for my family?

Merkel said she wouldn't bail out DB even if it went broke

Guys, how serious is this shit?

Will the EU finally dismantle over this?
I didn't see anything on the international news, just that berlin won't help DB and they are doing everything by themselves.

Should the world be worried about it?

wow just i can't wow

as if they would leave that kind of key decision to that cold fat bitch

Thank you based crashi-chan.

Jews?

years ago when a bunch of gold was sold off it turns out it had tungsten inside

businessinsider.com/tungsten-filled-gold-bars-found-in-new-york-2012-9

zerohedge.com/news/tungsten-filled-10-oz-gold-bar-found-middle-manhattans-jewelry-district

I hope german and entire western economy will crash completely and civil wars break out

THANK YOU BASED CRASHI-CHAN

BRING US SUB-10 SOON

Who is buying this shit?

"Gold bar" filled with lead, lead and gold have similar weights

go innawoods
>Should the world be worried about it?
absolutely

total worth 1.68T
total shares 1.367b

they are almost at the breaking point.

>innawoods
Lmao I live in the Netherlands maybe there's some park where I can camp or someones backyard

If it happens, yes
>NOT GONNA HAPPEN, NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
Brexit happened
2008 financial crisis happened
>HAPPENING IN PROGRESS
hold on to your butthole

(((Tricks)))?

It was about to happen
Whole economical system is rotten, because it is run on debt and interest - up until 18th century it was considered usury and was considered as a sin, because interest could enslave people
And it did, there is so much debt and interest in this world right now that honest working people work for paying debt that they didn't take
People aren't insane and won't take debt ad infinitum

Then whole economy is based on consumption that was encouraged thanks to that debt system
Debt started to lower value of money over time, so you had to spend it fast on consumption
It happens right now so fast that it is more profitable to consume than to invest
You won't start a new company, because it isn't profitable
You have to consume to maintain this system and because of that this system collapses
Consumption won't ever save it and governments give away money to some shitskins, so they would use it to consumption
Yet it won't ever repair that economy

It won't be ever fixed, if investment aren't as profitable as buying some fake papers from bankers

how do you guys see the volume that is being traded?

rt.com/business/336405-germany-gold-reserves-return/

In reality nothing will happen, this is just like the market drop back in August 2015, everyone saying go innawoods, shemita shemita, etc. But then of course nothing at all happened. Cred Forums just likes to dream of the apocalypse

If its drops below 10.00 its ogre.

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Yep, I mean gold is way heavier than lead but unless you precisely weighed it and measured it's mass, which no consumer really does, they'd be fooled. It'd feel like pure gold to an untrained hand

Thank you based crashi chan.

it was all over Bloomberg . Then again the 2008 crisis did not have much prior warning.

bring some people with you, family or friends, if you don't want to be seen as a crazy man, gather them under the excuse of camping or hiking.

Frankfurt of all places.
Don't worry nederbro, things shouldn't get so bad that all local industry implodes. So long as the DB collapse doesn't cause a domino effect sending the world into chaos, the newly cheap goods will simply be exported elsewhere until things rebound.

10.50 is enough.

Dead cat bounce implies it's going up, it's still in t
the red.

No, this is till the first dump cycle.

>Nothing ever happens and the current system is the one that will outlast history

they have a track record of doing so

I know, but the price will skyrocket on September 27-28-29 because of FED, check it:
federalreserve.gov/whatsnext.htm

SHIT WILL HIT THE FAN LIKE A 747!

It was up on open, then into glorious drops

maybe, im not really great with floating point math in finance. I was guessing about 10.42 to 10.38 by shares/assets. but 10 will hit fast enough once it gets to that point.

You will have to go inna the german blak forets (move country inna other words, whats so hard about that when all national borders have collapsed and are gone?)

Well, we're talking about the EU now

In august 2015 the thing was about china, and their currency has always been one of the cheapest ones of the world
If greece by itself had caused all that austerity measures and all of those problems, I can't see why a major german bank going bankrupt wouldn't have devastating consequences

I would like to see it happening but I'm quite skeptical about it
Nonetheless, I think that even if the EU manages to stay alive after the crash, the effects of prosperity for britain after brexit and the economic collapse of the EU will have huge impacts on virutally all democratic countries across the world

It's a win-win situation against the globalists

DROP ALREADY FUCKING CUNT HOLY SHIT ITS BARLEY PROPPING UP

Deutsche Bank is the single biggest bank in Germany. It's been struggling with bad debt because the EU has been printing money like it's going out of fashion. This stupidly large supply of money for loans has created a similar situation to Lehman in 2008 where the bank has a shitload of loans that will only get paid off if the money printing continues.

Well guess what, the money printing isn't working to stimulate growth. The ECB has just realised this and about to turn off the firehose. DB is going to be fucked over by its own balance sheet, which is why its share price has dropped by 60% in the last 6 months.

If DB collapses, the Eurozone is fucked.

Well, they may delay hikes due to brexit actually.
Anywho, when you take from one you give to another. Besides, we were used to gas almost double what it is currently. It'll hurt, but not as much as you'd think.

Stop getting your hopes up, of course western civilization is gonna fall but it won't fall any time soon. Maybe toward the end of our lifetimes sure, but just because some bank in Germany had a bit of a bad trade day doesn't mean the world is gonna collapse into flames and we need to retreat into the mountains

It's tungsten not lead

Volume is low and movement is trivial

THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=N36Ya2zvPZE

I just go to the data window on the right

>bit of a bad trade day.

Thank you for the feedback.
I didn't realize how fucked up the situation is.

Just crack open some of the old stockpile

>Stop getting your hopes up, of course western civilization is gonna fall but it won't fall any time soon. Maybe toward the end of our lifetimes sure,
How old and unhealthy are you? If you got 30 years left you will live through all of it and it starts soon.

So upboat HILLARY (IM WITH HER) to make the time till then a little more homely for our poor oppressed minorities!!!

nearly at 10.50

PRAISE KEK

Between 10.55 and 10.52 for half an hour now, is this the calm before the storm?

>win-win situation against the globalists

>I MADE MY OWN LIFE MORE SHITTIER
>I WIN! FUK U GLOBALISTS, I DID NOT WANT A GUD LYFE N.E.-WAZE

Yes Kek invoker

YEEHAW

BELOW 10.50

KEK WAS RIGHT

happenin?

is it happening?

YES

IS THIS IT?
THE HAPPENING OF HAPPENINGS?

>Say this
>Get digits
>Immediately below 10.50

yes

oh dog

>Deutsche Bank MUST DIE
You are a dancing Negro.
Everyone will get fucked by this except for the Banksters and Politicians.

its barley dropping the jews are trying to hold iot together

KEK VULT

PRAISE HIM

yes yes yes

Goodbye blue sky

There will be better times afterward.

Controlled isolationism will be regulated as preventive measures against globalism.

We will face a worse situation during our lifetimes but it will be paid off quite well because it will ensure better prospects for future generations.

Also this is comedy:

ft.com/content/c882de4e-83c1-11e6-a29c-6e7d9515ad15

>They just got fined by the DoJ for $14bn
>Their total market capitalisation is $18bn
>mfw they just got fined for pretty much all their spare cash

>10.46

10.45
0
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4
5

Is it tumbling down?

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Lord Kek, please grant me the dubs of destruction.

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posting in historic thread

INVOKE MORE KEK

Yeah, and remember how much pol freaked out when this happened? Surely that whole shemita thing was right and America was about to collapse. Remember when pol said north Korea was gonna nuke south Korea? Remember when pol said some giant wave of radiation was going to hit California because of the fukushima reactor melt down? Remember when pol said the Yellowstone supervolcano was about to erupt? Remember when pol said Russia was about to attack America over something in the middle east? I could go on and on and on with all these times you guys get your hopes up for no reason. I get it, I want to start over as much as you do, but stop convincing yourself over and over just to be let down

10.45
thats it.
gg no re

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10.4
>10.4
10.4
>10.4
10.4
>10.4
10.4
>10.4

10.44, it must fall more

Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=JSAd3NpDi6Q

RAPE

RIP EU

We are dead and we didnt even notice it.

doesn't really matter. the bank basically just became insolvent.

Kikes are trying so hard to save it

Trump getting elected would cause global reeeing and that's before he even does anything so keep on keeping on.

The keks overrules the kikes

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN

TUMBLING DOWN

TUMBLING DOOOOWN

who /comfy/ here?
youtube.com/watch?v=G9W7ZU1-0l0

Remember when you made an autistic post complaining about the boogeyman Cred Forums to reassure yourself on a subject you clearly know nothing about?

AND WHO ARE YOU? THE PROUD LORD SAID.

>it's still dropping

>It didn't happen yesterday so it won't ever happen the post
KYS dumbass.

Shemita is happening now, Fukushima radiation did hit California and USA, UK, DK and Straya just bombed 200 Syrien soldiers.

ITS ALL OVER

You'd be buying their debt.

10.42

>10.41 bids
OHHHH FUUCKKKK

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!

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Just fuck global economy up.

10.41 now, 1.28% drop

10.40
JUST

I'm on my way to work, does this mean I can go back home?

10.40

bahahahahahahahahah

IT'S HAPPENING.
WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN?
ITS HAPPENING.
YOU ONLY HAD TO LISTEN.
IT'S HAPPENING.
WERE TRAPPED IN THE BELLY OF THIS HORRIBLE MACHINE.
AND THIS MACHINE IS BLEEDING TO DEATH.
BUT YOU ONLY HAD TO LISTEN.

DEUTSCHE

10.38 boys

...

JESUS

10.34

HOLY SHIT ITS TANKING ITSA TANKINGSFS

The price point was about 10.50. after that the bank doesn't have enough assets to buy back the shares that it put out and becomes bankrupt by default.

GET THE BROKER NIGGA IT GOING DOWN

OOH THEM MUTHAFUKIN BOOTLEG FINANCIALS SHIT

>10.34

OY VEY

>10.32 bids

IT

IS

FUCKING
U
C
K
I
N
G

DONE
O
N
E

TIME FOR INNAWOODS

SHORT SHORT SHORT LET'S KILL THIS SHIT LORD KEK ACTIVAAAAATEEEEEEEE

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All you niggas got played once again. You are the ones who are going to pay for this. I can't believe how stupid Cred Forums is.

I wonder if 20k germanbro just killed himself?

ITS HAPPENING

There is nothing better in the world than a comfy stock market thread

THIS IS WAAAAY TOO FAST

10.38
Somebody is playing a dangerous game of "shorts"

What I'm stuck at 10.38. Did the jews shut it down?

Ah fuck

I was only away for an hour, is it happening?

CRASH AND BURN

Did we meme this into existence? I'm honestly scared right now

youtube.com/watch?v=ox-lfowevqA

10.33

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10.33 jesus

10.33, won't somebody save me

TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

ITS OGRE!

ASHES ASHES WE ALL FALL DOWN

10.29

10.29 and fallling

>home
THERE IS NOWHERE TO HIDE ANYMORE

IT S FUCKING HAPPENING

10.29 WE ON SHOAH WATCH NOW

10.29

OY FUCKING VEY

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Is ten the oh fuck moment?

AHOY MATEYS ARE YOU READY FOR THE WAVES THE JEWS ARE GETTING ROWDY

10.25 bids!!!
>I cant post fast enough for the drops

youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

>10.27

HNGGGGGG

this is fine

SELL SELL SELL

too late

MORE MEME MAGIC FROM KEK

youtube.com/watch?v=qXZQd0mQcwg

10.50 was the of fuck moment

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=ZDFFHaz9GsY

Can we cancel this happening?

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>tfw the whole world is fucked

WHY DID WE MEME THIS IN REALITY

GO BUY CANNED FOOD GERMANBRO

Proof
Their a sub-species of chimps.

>10.31

wanna spend about 20k on the shit stock and make it go up a little bit

This is like that scene in Das Boot where they keep sinking.
Fucking intense

Its already happened, its just waiting for everyone to get out now. If it keeps up, it will be under 5.00 when US markets open.

KIKE MAGIC

10.36, dead cat bounce

Jesus fuck that bounced back hard.

Shouldnt we do the same? Germans are our main oil buyers

Day's Range: 10.280 - 10.760

F

I don't want this any more

It was fun before it was terrifying

No. It is too big for us to control. The cat is out of the bag. The snowball is rolling down the hill.

You dumb krauts aren't going to hit yourselves with harsh austerity measures like you forced on Greece and it's going to make other members angry at your hypocrisy

11 was the oh fuck moment since a ton of people set their stop loss there just to one up all the people that set theirs on 10.

Its fucked

I wouldn't worry about it Goyim

It did, but it's going back down now

and to think, i would have slept through this if i had gone to bed

I'm seeing 10.37 on investing.com/equities/deutsche-bank

Gimme the best watch chart blox

yeah this is getting out of control, feels like lehman bros

2.42%?
It's fucking nothing.
You really are fapping to this?

>IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CAT ONE MORE TIME

they can't do that, harsh austerity measures will lose them the election
>mfw AFD government

ITS HAPPENING AGAIN

New thread when?

D O W N
O
W
N

This reminds me that Merkel just recently advised German citizens to have at least 10 days worth of rations on hand. Coincidence?

it'll bounce

I'm seeing 10.33 on investing.com/equities/deutsche-bank

Gimme the best watch chart plox

If your European change euros pounds pull money out bank under bed.

Go supermarket buy something British

We crash this

thank you based crashi-chan

...and then Cred Forums died...

>those sell spikes
>my face

dwq4do82y8xi7.cloudfront.net/chart/?symbol=CHXEUR:DBKD

secret jew chart link

new thread

Secret jew chart from op ist gut

We need a new thread

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There is only death ahead now.

kek

>constant downward trend with not a single sign of improvement in the long term
>guise it's nothing
ok
we 10.29 now btw

Banker from Frankfurt here. We are leaving the building I repeat it's over the googles are co

nothing will happen , in the end merkel will pay for them, after telling greece for years that was impossible to use public money to save banks. typical krauts

-80% over the month?
thats nothing!

No, we reached crisis lowest point year ago, just look on SBER shares on MCX now. It's funny but "тoлькo выигpaли".

FRED FEME:

youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

You niggers lost money or something?
Wait till it starts to go up and then buy some shares. If things go bad, China will buy DB.

10.26

ay

I'm going to smoke a cigarette I expect this bank to be under 10 before I get back or you're in big trouble Cred Forums

10.25
just fuck my shit up

10.24 now

On a European stock market? Yeah, it's nothing.
It will go up 150% during the next 3 years. You need to learn some patience. Cred Forums made you weak.

en.boerse-frankfurt.de/stock/Deutsche_Bank-share

You can see realtime bids

Remember to buy canned food. God bless Germania.

I work in investment banking. Nordea to be exact.

We estimated the breaking point at 10.50. Prepare for rapid decline.

Remember you can boil your socks to make a weak tea, my German friends.

...

Damn its not dropping as bad anymore, still RIP Germania

Learn to enjoy ride, there's no stopping it and no way off

IT'S OVER

Buy water, buy canned food

Did any of you guys look at the news section for the Google link? I fear Cred Forums is almost always right

>10.35
we're going to be okay, right?

Хвaтит нa вecь дeнь cкaлeниyмa-тo?

Germans are hypocrites and you can deal with them only by imposing import tariffs.

Situation with DB is the PROOF!

We have proverb "Greed will kill the Freier"

Real happening

spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/dresden-sprengstoffanschlaege-vor-moschee-und-kongressgebaeude-a-1114081.html

de.sputniknews.com/panorama/20160926/312704039/usa-is-luftangriff-syrien.html

вaнь тит нaeни вecь дeнь aлeни вaн cкaл

JUST FUCKING KEK
10.28 has been reached

fuck
why cant Cred Forums be wrong just this one time?

If we go to hell, we're taking Poland with us

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

Economy collapsing because banks keeps conjuring more money? Who would have though.

checked. Now 10.23

You can try