Good morning, wagecuck

Good morning, wagecuck.

Another day, another dollar.

This perfectly encapsulates my views as well.

Trump pretty much mopped the floor with her.

He talked about REAL issues, REAL matters that actually are important to voters.

Hillary just focused on petty childish attacks.

Polls agree - Trump is the clear winner.

THAT'S LIKE 3.835 SHEKELS!

I don't know man, being a NEET isn't all that great.

Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

Your parents will die soon. Tick, tock you need to get a job. You will become a homeless and get mugged.

Good day, useless cunt. I hope you don't run out of money when economy crisis comes. There won't be welfare for you. Enjoy your last bread you can possibly buy.

Its too early in the morning to get triggered wagies. You gotta prepare for work in a few minutes! Gotta make sure Mr. Goldstein makes enough for his new yacht today.

Good Morning Mr. NEET.

Don't worry, I'll be doing the same thing as you all day, but I'll be getting paid for it.

Enjoy your day!

The wage slaver I wage slave for is a trump supporter, so I'll wage slave away to support my wage slaver

The NEET life is the absolute best

>can sleep as much as I want and never have to wake up early or against my will
>never have to be stressed or tired
>nobody is the boss of me
>can pretty much do whatever the fuck I want
>enjoying life while wageslaves waste away in their shitty office

Feels good man

protip newfags - if you ignore this troll the shit posting goes away

DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS

where do you get your money from?

What shitposting?
That we the NEET masterrace chill while you slave away 9 hours of your day for some jew?

While you stay stuck in your parents basement, I'm setting myself up for an early retirement. I am also able to travel the world and fuck women I meet in Berlin who love my accent.

Enjoy your sleep ins mate.

pls no bully NEET God

Your biggest bank is failing, how do you plan getting your welfare when they take it away from you? Enjoy starving. Also Ahmed need his money, you're irrelevant to your government.

If an economy crisis comes there won't be work either. Let's not pretend we won't all get fucked when shit will hit the fan.

More like a dime at best.

Just take it one nightmare at a time boys, all you can do

And this is why I've saved so much money I can buy myself a private militia if I have to. Not like you can save enough with your welfare

>People STILL believe us NEETs can not afford vacations
LMAO, This year I've literally been on THREE holiday trips already and have plans for another trip to Prague for a week over NYE

...

SASI PiSOS

The government pays for everything :)

Well my stick inventing abo friend, unlike you I already retired before I even started working, and no being NEET doesn't prevent me from scoring :)

Since I have all day for myself I use the time for self improvement, through working out for example, since I also got good genes I don't have to break a sweat when talking to a qt :)

uuuh i'm so scared hahahahahaha

Jokes on you, I'm at work right now, just got my guardians to level 30 in MeiQ.
Who /nightshift/ here?

>Draw porn for a living
>Just now going to bed

Lmao, I get the best of both worlds. Being a degenerate capitalist > being a NEET.

Oh, and I go to the gym and get laid, so I've got normie shit going on too. I really get the best of all worlds.

I'll have you know I'm a student

Yea I wonder where that myth comes from, last year I was in bangkok for 3 weeks.
This year I was in Portugal for 2 weeks and then in Holland for 2 weeks.

Shit was cash

>tfw also got laid
And meanwhile the wageslave sits trapped in the office and stares outside the window wishing he could just go home and die in his bed

TOP KEK

Trump utterly destroyed her.

He talked about real plans and policy and Clinton just talked about Trump.

He had her on the ropes the whole times. All she could do was arrogantly smirk while she was losing. It was embarrassing for her and for the Democratic party.

Almost all the polls except for LOL (((CNN))) agree.

Trump dominated.

Actual Trump shill bots.

Thank god i have tuesdays off. But i agree, it does suck being a wageslave... a lot. Thanks for reminding me to be sad.

Good morning NEETcuck. Another day, another dollar closer to the poverty line.

>not being a commercial pilot

lmaoing

Still a lot better than being a wagecuck

>tfw NEET without money problems
>this triggers the amerilard

>tfw inherited money, an apartment i rent out and another apartment i live in
>will inherit a house and more money in the future

I was living the glory life of a neet then i got forced into a job. Only been working for 2 months and i already want to die.

Iktf

>b-but w-wageslaving is sooo goood

Can't you drop back into NEEThood bro?

I dream of it every day germanybro but Australia is coming down hard on the neets

Why?
What are they doing against the NEETs?

please indulge us with some details

Another day, another $220

I actually just got off my night shift, and I'm off work for two days. I'm drinking whiskey and I have a sirloin steak in the fridge for when I wake up.
What awaits you OP?
Chicken Tendies?

They started making it a requirement for neetbux that you had to apply for a certain amount of jobs, this was no problem because you could break the system and just apply for any job online easy as fuck. They realised this then started making it a requirement that you if you couldn't get a job that you have to go volunteer in shitholes.

part-time master race

enough money for my own tendies and enough free time to enjoy them