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TWEET WITH HASHTAGS #DBK AND #DBKOLLAPSE
TWEET WITH HASHTAGS #DBK AND #DBKOLLAPSE
I FEEL SO NUMB
Back up to 10.3.
Crash is off.
thank you based crashi-chan for ants!
I KEKED SO HARD
THEY'RE BUMPING IT BECAUSE NEW MARKETS OPENING
IT'S GONNA PLUNGE
BANK RUN IMMINENT
>tfw you save thumbnails at 5 am
LET IT FALL
thanks thumbnail chan
Alright, lads...
Let's say the full collapse happens, just how nationalist does Europe become?
ITS PASSED THE HOUR, WHAT MARKET OPENED?
dead cat
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95
OY VEY
DELETE THIS
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It's over, krauts. Your country will become the arab-ridden shithole you've asked for, and you won't even get a secure economy in exchange for your own cultural destruction. I will drink a toast to your downfall.
ultra
with the addition of the race wars
S-s-stronger iiiiiiiin, the EeeeeeeeYouuuuuuuu
Look at Greece, and then add some more.
Russians are too cute on here.
Not at all. Cucks will want a "solidarity solution" and roll the german debts and shitskins on healthy ee countries and the shitshow begins anew.
Fucking George Osborne on Bloomberg.
Deutsche Bank will crash in 2 hours
Screen that shit
Markets are driven a lot by emotion.
Can a place like this manufacture enough false emotion and drive momentum to take this below its support level?
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>Look at me and my history degree
>I'm like so totally educated on economics guise!
He's such a bobble nose.
Short answer: no
Long answer: yes
IT WILL CRASH
PRAISE KEK
ayy, so its going up again.. nothing to see here lads
Now lad thats a bit too dangerous
Now lad thats a bit too dangerous
We can accomplish anything with meme magic.
I think, opposite things may happen. Germany will again become heavily nationalistic state with white proud. Why not?
this guy tho lol
passporting is a meme
Seems Soros has his bots buying up junk bonds to ruin my fun.
FUCK OFF SOROS YOU CREEPY LEATHER SKINNED OLD CUNT.
WEW
Why stop at making money at Germany's expense when you can also make the rest of the elite poorer?
Have you spoken to a German recently? I've met quite a few Germans, many of whom are of the affluent political class. They have absolutely no intention of reversing their current direction. Germany is done.
thank you based crashi-chan
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I like him, he's a little cute face. He looks like pic related.
ITS CRASHING AGAIN AHHHHHH
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I am become so insolvent
We are so fucked
I'm dying here.
See I like this thinking, you can come to England and leech off benefits.
thanks based crashi-chan!
what goes up must come down
FREEFALL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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New markets, new plunges
20 minues till NYSE opening
These are the cucks that deserve to lose everything. May they all end up in the gutter.
#bankrun
2016 is such a smug year.
>20 minues till NYSE opening
ITS ALL OVER
But it's traded in germany so how will it effect?
US Stock market opens in 20 mins
Aaaaaaaand someone's buying again.
You are right, but this is correct only while germans are rich.
If they fall in poverty due to problems with DB, things may change? More people are poor, more they will hate nonwhites inside their country.
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I know a few Germans and this is the thought process behind them, they are completely oblivious to the damage. Not even trolling, they are nice people but they are so far gone in the head that they cannot be helped. It's quite sad because they have good intentions but it's just not going to work out how they think it will.
Expect them to pump it back up before then.
>Rising
WOW EPIC HAPPENING GUYS WEEEW
DB shares are traded on different stock exchanges in different currencies, including NYSE in dollars.
CANT STOP THE RIDE
NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY
Idiots are buying it, they don't realise it yet but it will keep falling and then they will panic sell, they are speeding the process up because they think they will make profits on this.
They won't.
>Smugshot
I like it!
1st this
2ndly Euro tanking also drives the stock down
They're gonna prop it up as high as they can until the NYSE starts.
Then
>it happens
HAHA LOOK IT'S RISING EVERYTHING'S FINE
HAHA BREXIT BTFO
WTF I LOVE MERKEL NOW
Candlestick charts are cancer. Especially intraday.
Learn what noise is. Shitpost in the debate threads. It's not happening (yet).
3% drop takes it under 10. Let it be so
Thank you based Crashi Chan
>Candlestick charts are cancer
lrn2 quantify chart patterns you abominable cuck. Once you've done it it's literally like free fucking money falling into your hands
STOP RESISTING YOU JEW FUCKS
No he's right, they look awful.
ツ
another day still above 10. try harder happening cucks haha
Now is the time to buy Deutsche Bank. Its dirt cheap. Remember back to 2009. No Gov't will let their bank fail, so why do you think it will now?
This statement sounds like a Jewish ploy
Google's onto your tricks
>the 10 people i have spoken to represent a whole country, therefor i know what im talking about
there are many many sheeples here obvisouly, ww2 guilt complex and cultural marxism indoctrination over decades have taken its toll on most people (like in most other countrys, leftist screwed us over)
that beeing said, people are waking up (slowly)
things are getting in place
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but i don't want to learn shit
i just want things to happen
OH MY -OD GOYS ITS THE SHEMITAH JUBILEE HANNUKAH YOM KIPPUR RASH A SHANNAH PASSOVER THATS WHY ITS GONNA CRASH GOYS MAKE SURE TO BUY A ALEXPURE WATER FILTER GOYS!!!!!!!!!
maybe, it seems very weak reversal if you consider the buy volume on green candles.
But I have no clue about investing.. I'm just guessing.
Is this duck pattern real, or are you just memeing?
Sure. So I guess I'm talking to the richest guy on
earth right now. Hadn't expected you on a Chinese
Imageboard.
A massive correction is needed
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>EMH
ayyyyyyyyyyyy
holy shit i'm going to make so much money off you idiots
all in for DB!
>MORE AUSTERITY
>Why are our banks tanking Angela?
>DONT WORRY HOLLANDE, WE JUST NEED MORE REFUGEES TO REBOUND THE ECONOMY
>But Angela
>MORE AUSTERITY, MORE REFUGEES, WE GOT THIS
Just got off the phone to my contact in one of the New Hedge Funds in New York. He told me there is going to be a massive sell 2 minutes after the US opening, watch for 2:32pm
>Is this duck pattern real, or are you just memeing?
kys
>55% down YTD
>Its nothing guys, get back to cuck posting!
fuck off amerishart
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Yees - do it now. Better sell your house and personal belongings too. Nothing can go wrong.
>t.
user... you tagged my post but i didn't say that.
Reported to Homeland Security for insider trading.
Enjoy your 200 years in privilege camp.
>WIR SCHAFFEN DAS
t. increasingly nervous woman
Well don't fucking go overboard with it retard. That's how many problems arrise. I like water, but I don't drink it until I die from it.
If you wanted to make money, wouldnt it be better to follow what Soros is doing?
The guy fucking announced he'd short DB and he is probably selling right now and cashing in his profits.
>3% drop takes it under 10. Let it be so
It doesn't, it all ready had a 3% drop today
>but I don't drink it until I die from it.
Unlike refugee cum.
Apologies, didn't post pic.
Anyway, here, two squiggly lines outperforming the index in both profit factor and volatility by a large margin. That was just a mere example.Give me some leverage, a nice internet connection and my spreadsheets and i can make you 100x that in one year with a 50% VaR.
Until i get capped on leverage, that is. At that point i will be forced to make some boring ass 15% per year like the rest of the normie investors
>10.27
He's only recouping his losses from Brexit, both him and the Rothskikes lost money.
Payback for Sterling crisis you saggy eye'd cunt! Eat it.
>Mario
Yes master
> print moar money
But master there is inflation
> PRINT MOAR MONEYS
KEK
>people are waking up (slowly)
Are they really though?
This is a serious question.
I know a few Germans, a mixture of East and West all between say 30 adn 50 years old.
The West Germans say "Merkel had no choice, what were the immigrants going to do?".
The East Germans are generally good goys and think you must not criticise the state (even though they have seen the worst of what an unchallenged state can do).
Both of them, when confronted with all the results (segregated trains, sex attacks, no immigrants working, crime) just say "so what?".
How can they say that?
What is going on in their minds. This is a serious question and I'd like your thoughts.
leading indicator
When it dips below 10, it's basically bankrupt, no?
There is inflation without printing money
That is our problem
The only thing that's german anymore about Deutsche Bank is their name.
US futures in red area
>wouldnt it be better to follow what Soros is doing?
He got rekt on several bad calls this year. The fucker is not some omnipotent market wizard, and getting old isn't helping
A further 3% from where it is now. Should happen this week
No point in watching US.
Its not gonna be different from german exchanges, brother.
17:21 CEST; Screen that shit
Mark my fucking words you faggots
Sorry leaf. Stay alive if you want.
To continue your analogy, you are suggesting everyone drink a funny smelling yellowish liquid and if Angie vult, its going to be piss, and if not it's going to be gasoline. I don't think this is good investment advice.
Fk off Monash. Go back to your shit little degree...you have no idea what you're talking about.
are you sure, he seems to me like a guy who knew brexit would happen?
seems like it might go down again. am I reading this last thor hammer candle right?
ALL IN 4 DOWN
That is not classed as market sensitive information, unless the Hedgie is acting on behalf of DB in some way.
W-where did you get it user?
screencapped germanbro
PSile exeis etoimo contingency plan ama crasharei i DB? Ti pisteueis oti tha ginei edo stin xora mas?
He plays all sides. If he loses somewhere, he's gaining somewhere else.
NEW YORK OPENING
PLUNGE
PLUNGE
PLUNGE
No, that's bullshit
Seconded. There will be no dawn for DB.
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CIVILIZED DISCUSSION ABOUT ECONOMICS NOT ARAB CUM YOU DISGUSTING UPSIDE DOWN KOALA BUGGER
going back up what is this wizardry
OY VEY
Source?
OK, I lost all my hypothetical money.. fuck this jew game.
I'm playing big money
Stock IRCs are pretty common, and if you have the right one, you can make even more money
I have fulfilled hans's request to screencap his prophecy
it will trigger stoplosses so it should be after that point
What the unholy fuck is this buying spree WHAT THE HELL?
TRUMP CALLED THE BUBBLE IN THE DEBATE
> THE BUBBLE IS BURSTING TRUMP CALLED THE BUBBLE IN THE DEBATE
> THE BUBBLE IS BURSTING TRUMP CALLED THE BUBBLE IN THE DEBATE
> THE BUBBLE IS BURSTING
>dat fake opening spike
>dat pending plunge into oblivion
Don't worry, wait.
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nvm
people are auto selling at .40 to make a profit
kek
Εχω αρkετα για να μη βγω απο το σπιτι για kανα 2μηνο
Μετα βλεπουμε
the markets close at 5 (17:00)?
thank you based crashi-chan
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oy vey, fighting against germany
shalom
It will crash soon.
IT WENT WAY UP
HAHAHA
HAPPENING FAGS WHERE ARE YOU NOW
>What is going on in their minds.
ww2 guilt complex and cultural marxism indoctrination over decades
brainwashing by media basically
youtube.com
listen to him
Here we go, HERE WE FUCKING GO!!!!! DDDD
So is this an actual happening or a "Cred Forums overreacts to nothing" happening?
>Jews
Thats because there is no one producing anything worth exchanging for euros. It would be different if there was actual industry in Europe, not just artisan local producers and niche products.
will eurusd drop (to lets say 1.02 from 1.12 atm) if db is kill
Not a good start
Thank you based crashi-chan
Praise kek
Nah, could be bullshit. Not worth risking your cash on someone shitposting on IRC. I like things that are certain
jews are fighting back
everyone is making mad money
What is the dead cat bounce
17:30 is the deadline faggot
I am a regular here, in-fact I come here from the other place, so I am familiar with Yuri.
The whole thing is sad.
Oh shit can you feel it coming?
It's happening
well it was fun while it lasted.
happening over.. its just going up
Thank you based crashi-chan.
Praise KEK
This is nothing really
There have been spikes greater than these without anyone minding
Cred Forums is dumb as fuck
>Shitpost IRC
>Doesn't get that even your so high praised Jews are still on IRCs
I wasn't saying that EMH overall holds.
Even though you may have some knowledge
in Finance your post is dripping with the
naivety of someone who thinks he's got
it all figured out and he would be the new Soros
if just someone came to mom's basement
with a money suitcase.
>10.60 AND RISING
WHEW
But then again, what the fuck do know
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I'm playing with you, the privilege thing should have given it away.
Payback.
I really want to go to sleep but this shit isn't plunging yet.
How long can they prop it up before it drops?
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J U D A I S M
Oy Vey
We are fighting back
It isn't normal, it will go down.
>Trusting the jew bank
>so what
Apathy. That's all it is. These people deserve nothing. They are scum.
HERE WE GO
THE GREAT DROP OF 2016 BEGINS
FEEEEEEEL IT MMMMMM
Already off its peak, coming down now
Don't reply to me ever again you mongoloid
No m8, not after they found them rigging LIBOR rates. IRCs are all bugged, if you were actually making money with inside tips you would have been v& already
>buying raises the price
>you can buy bilions with one press of the button
>sell after first raise
>gullible faggots buy because they think it will keep rising
You just made a couple millions producing absolutely nothing. And it was probably a script buying and selling.
This is the problem with our current financial situation.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
THIS DROP AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Some motherfucker cashed in a short?
I actually plan to put some leftover money into that sinking ship.
Could have played roulette for one night, get some drinks or other shit here and there.
But if that shit gets dug up again I make some serious cache.
Speculation at its finest
I want to believe
Rats
F
A
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L
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dubs on trips dont lie
yeah thats what we are expecting.
LOOK
CRASHING THIS PLANE
you know about the data centers on the outskirts of NYC for quant trading?
MORE
M O R E
O
R
E
Dead cat bounce.
You are now witnessing sneaky jews risking a little money for a decent amount of gain.
It's getting closer....
No, you see, that script was really valuable to society so they earned these millions :^)
where should I watch this m8's?
Ooh
dat crash
let it fall on me
CONFIRMED
Yes because robots and risk jockeys are buying. The fluctuations are what's interesting. It's going to reach a certain high point, and then, when the first ones cannot get rid of their db papers, it's going to tank so hard it would have split the bismark lenghtwise.
It's called the "closing time plunge protection team"
KEK WILLS IT
KEK BE PRAISED
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
oh fuck
OH FUCK
>this volatility
I've got long USDX and ES, will hold for the rest of the day.
Yes. Unfortunately you can't do this without leaving interesting traces. You can easily outjew the jews
This, it's funny to watch, all these people are going to lose money.
Good, serves them right for being greedy idiots.
M8, you have no clue, but you'll see then
Anyway, for everyone here: Crash can literally mean everything.
But! at 17:21 will something definitely happen.
What will happen, can no one say, but it goes in almost every IRC around
Everything is now basically a big bet. It could also mean that Merkel goes full in. Which would mean I would make many money. Or I could lose many money, depends on how it goes now.
>split the bismark lenghtwise.
>-. --- .-- / .. ... / - .... . / - .. -- . / - --- / -... ..- -.-- / - .. - .- -. .. -.-.
Message comes U.S. shores
WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHH
So when will this collapse happen? And wat will happen re: eu?
I'M LEARNING TO FLY
BUT I AINT GOT WINGS
COMING DOWN
IS THE HARDEST THING
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Friendly reminder that Duk... nothing is going to Happen.
Do you have in-the-know contacts? I screencapped your posts
Praise kek DB is crashing
WTF JUST HAPPENED?
Why are you fucking anglos ruining a perfectly good happening?
its a myth goyim
its all your fault you didn't pay denbt
Thread theme
I despise this Jewish trickery, they swindle and profiteer, giving a false sense of value to DB, but soon it will fall.
they are getting credit..
Come at me. I'm earning my Shekels as a real Economist. Just stay happy with your memes.
It made a couple of millions, so yes it was. Way more valuable than anything seen on the planet at that moment.
>he didnt buy the low
Neither did i Tbh
>What will happen, can no one say, but it goes in almost every IRC around
There is insider trading IRC?
Where?
nothing personell... kid
>Germany bank about to crash, enter great depression and drag everyone else with them
>right when the USA elects are nationalist populist leader that will repair our economy and pull us away from the international banking cabal
Funny how things work out, eh, Germany?
Merkel will go all-in via some mechanism, maybe not a bail-out or bail-in but some way whereby the debt is eventually nationalised, and probably spread across the entire EU.
its rising so hard right now, but it's all gonna come crashing down so fast
Are you willing to testify to this?
>15 digit jump
Fucking happening is over boys
It's at 10.43 now???
What is this sorcery.
Can the Eurozone banks take a hit like that?
Do you think the people will be happy with that?
What am I saying, it's the EU, they'll say it's a magnificent and wonderful win.
God they deserve everything coming.
10.550 0.000 0.00%
10.550 0.000 0.00%
10.550 0.000 0.00%
Almost 7 hours, yet exactly where we started
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>says increasingly nervous man for the 15th timme
wait faggots
There's a hole in the ground into which I'm falling,
So God's speed to the sound of the pounding,
I'm all into the blinding light,
Come in, come out, come in, come out tonight
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>but it goes in almost every IRC around
Which means i'll be on the other side of your bet. Buying right now. 2% of my total equity
>real Economist
Economics is not a science. Otherwise economists would be ultra billionaires. You are just little spineless cucks printing equations you stole from other people to give credibility to your voodoo pseudo science.
Stick to balancing the books to pay for Ahmed's and Mbotumbe's cum so they can breed your women properly, so you can distribute the debt on the new brown germans and pretend your GDP is great.
Meanwhile my engineering degree and my strong, analytical mind allows me to make the $$$$$
someone in one sentence what is happening.
Second Great Depression and end of EU.
Its happening
If collapse = 4rth reich
No collapse = jews win
Why is is rising so hard???
Reeeeeee
Anglo's crashing the German bank
It's at fucking 10.52 now and still rising
If I were Merkel, I would make a case that the debt must be shared by the whole EU as DB has such an impact on other banks (insert chart showing how they are linked), and the mechanism I would use is some kind of rights issue.
The market would never be interested in such an issue, as they know DB is a dead man walking, German taxpayer or EU central bank can offer to underwrite the rights issue and thereby get control of DB by default without having to actually buy anyones shares off them.
This is the cheapest way to get control of DB, to nationalise the debt/risk across the whole EU, and to take control without having to fight shareholders for it. Debt is superior to equity.
Just wait for the bubble to burst... Spontaner Volkszorn will come with breakfast
It will sink like the wilhelm gustloff and they will claim it was a russian war crime too.
wew
>THIS FUCKING RISE
What the fuck is HAPPENING?
It's Lehman's all over again except there's no money left to bail out the banks.
the jews are playing their short game
jesus christ mate. you're making us look bad
People shorting.
NASDAQ guys believe that this ship will not sink
oh god forbid
What is shorting in this context?
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The chances are 70:30 that the Deutsche Bank will survive. At least for some days.
But these 30% mean already a big collapse in stocks, as you right now see.
And in that small phase, people make every shekel
Wait shorting is people betting against it right? Why is it going up?
t. pleb
You saw that jump ?
That's our pensions they just injected in the system to try to prevent a crash.
The whole (((eurozone))) and (((allies))) are spending the budget to save a few days or maybe weeks.
It's just a big ponzi scheme and (((they))) are getting out of it while they still can.
Gamblers on steroids.
>Really makes u think
John Michael Cryan is a British businessman and chief executive of Deutsche Bank
thanks for the (you) guys and thanks for the info
>tfw happenings
>Buy tons of DB
>Value rises
>Sell everything
>Make mad dosh
>DB crashes even further
At what level is the price considered critical?
it's having a stroke
DB might be in the shits right now but I'm not holding my breath for a complete collapse to occur. Given how chickenshit politicians are to let nature take it's course I can see DB getting a bailout, probably in the most confabulated way imaginable.
And it will be just more can kicking down the road which will definitely see it all blow up in spectacular fashion one way or the other. However, given how well such maneuvers have been to prevent a bottoming out I can't help but think this shit will go on for a lot longer than I want to stomach
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So, (((they))) are gonna lift it up as much as they can and then crush it with no survivors at all, right?
No wonder the DB is going down when their CEO looks like a real life meme
The reason why you wouldn't do it is because a brawl would break out over who gets your head to mount on a spike.
He's wrong.
Shorting means you sell first, and have to buy later hoping it'll be cheaper.
When you sell the price drops so shorting too.
Maybe he means people shorting took their gains. That makes the price rise.
>+
What the fuck you promised a happening
>sell stuff you don't own with a promise of a rebuy
>stock dips
>rebuy
>buying stock makes it rise
>no one buys it
>loses house
jews shorting it
Initiate ARYANDIED!
Pretty much, yes. (((They))) do it on every financial asset that moves on a screen. If the overall trend is down, (((they))) push the prices above recent highs to attract buyers, then (((they))) use the new liquidity to fill their shorts. The opposite for uptrends. Rinse and repeat.
Here, i just gave away the secret on how to be a billionaire.
OH SHIT .200 DROP
HAPPENING
This. Every time there is a crash, there is always a blip where it temporarily rises before resuming the dive.
Idiots think it's a recovery. We know it's people cashing in their shorts.
>no one buys it
>lose house
>lose savings
>banks collapse
>second great depression
>EU crumbles
oh well
Be safe anons, that is a high-risk game right now.
Think twice if you get in or bail out, I already lost around 20k the last bet
Too risky bet mate, you will lose your money, I can already tell that from miles away
IS THE EU ENDING
You guys are a joke
Cheers. Making money both ways, very jewish
Not ours. Ours are in long time funds. Theirs are in state pension scemes.
She will be gone before the real societal collapse.
What is this ?
You still buy low, sell high. You just sell high first.
Someone jumped ship.
Chile is a joke
See, everything is fine. Deutsche Bank is rising fast.
it changed a few years ago
now 60% of it is being speculated, including foreign investments
I was memeing but they can buy DB stocks today with our pensions today if they want
I don't think they did though
>I was memeing but they can buy DB stocks today with our pensions today if they want
See this shit has got to stop.
The only thing that'll be rising fast is the sea level up against the Afsluitdijk, Henk.
Oh i know.
When fags like this start panicking they are actually creating liquidity for buyers.
Git gud
That's why you get to use a privatized pension system like in glorious Chile.
Let's take a break while the next tick comes.
youtube.com
happening aborted
time for me to put some money on Sofix
ha
It's started dropping again, lads
It's recovered. Already higher than previous close. Memesters BTFO
Wait.