Risk

Risk game! Please do not start another risk thread until this one ends, we don't want to flood the catalog with games.

Provide:
>Name
>Color
>Location

Rules:
>No ceding land
>Don't bitch at OP because you don't understand what the fuck happened, we'll be using sequential rolling. Only bitch if he forgets your bonus or something serious.
>Put your bonus in the name field or it won't count
>Put your nation's name in the name field

Other urls found in this thread:

nytimes.com/2016/09/09/us/politics/gary-johnson-aleppo.html
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>Empire of Celtiberia
>Green
>Madrid

Green, not lime also.

We'll start with 4, three players remaining.

I'll tell those Risk loving faggots in the Skype group about it. If we don't have a person, then I recommend you join till someone can take over for you. Thanks for the Risk game also.

London
British Empire
Red

Konigsburg
Grey
Prussia (Name)

Austria-Hungary, Viena blue

Year 50. Remember you start next to the city, not in the city, so bonus doesn't apply yet.

take London then go to birmingham

Take Koenigsberg, Danzig, spill for Warsaw

PALI

Islamic Caliphate
Mecca
Brown

holy shit a straight that's 20T, take the other cities

Take Wien and fill Austria

My men siege Madrid, we establish an actual empire after living a tribal life and culture for so long. This siege is immeasurably important as it marks our beginning.

>mfw OP British Isles
>mfw no one has fucking nerfed this and the infinite sea travel in Gilbratar

>2 palis and a straight on the first round

Take Barcelona and Gilbratar with my spills.

¿Qué tal, tio?

Bread Strongk!!!

DIndu Nuffins
Brown
Cairo

Just saw brown was taken so can I get dark grey/black

Forget it, I have to go.

let the Dindu Nuffins get brown then

Brown
Syria, Damascus
Refugee Horde

Mate say the cities as they are in the map, I don't like googling for stuff people say.

I fixed the sea travel in Gibraltar by making it 50% off instead (2 parts = 1t)

Kebab
Green
Istanbul

Dindu Nuffins take Cairo and expand in North Egypt

Conquer Barcelona, then spill into the south of Spain. Thanks for that nerf.

Take Damascus, spills to Beirut
also, nice metagame

Russian empire
Moskva
dark grey/blue/dark purple
can I roll?
If so roll to take moskva and expand towards the city in the north

Fill Austria

Low-T whiteys won't be able to fight the Dindus

take leeds and Glasgow then take the north sea oil

How about an alliance, my brother of african descent?

fill turkey

It is coming. The hordes are coming!

NAP?

take Wroclaw, then Krakaow

Yes. Hopefully we can fight off the Muslim hordes. I was unsure of you at first, but I am unsure of all right now. I will keep my friends close, and my enemies closer. Wyatt of Celtiberia signs your N.A.P. almost instantly after receiving the message.

An alliance would be best. Niggers and sandniggers are much stronger in packs

checkd

Nice digits

Added

Added

Year 150

Take Beirut, spills expand along the coast to Haifa
>+3 bonus

Take Dublin, Reykjavik, Calais and Paris

Dindu Nuffins capture Alexandria and take over the northern coast of Egypt

proceed towards trebzon

And so our immeasurably destructive war between Europeans and the Afro-Asians begins. May our path by guided by the Lord, and may he protect us infinitely with his love. For he is not just a prophet, for he is a son of God, not a son of Allah.

I receive message of a signed N.A.P. between Arabs and Africans, and am quite disappointed. My empire begins and I pray for thee.
I set forth an expedition, fill the white gaps in southeastern Celtiberia, then proceed to sail east for Roma. I first send a fleet to sail into Sardinia and to conquer their capital. May God guide me and my fellow brethren.

Finish Austria Spills into Hungary and Southern Germany

It's actually an alliance n shiieeeeet

take berlin then fill the gaps

take the city to the north then take potato to the west

Hol up so u be sayin the nigs are fighting a defensive war?

With the news of three armies of men who choose to have war with us. I ask for you, and all Europeans to crusade against them, if any of them should attack us, God forbid. If so, thee who attacks thou, is thee who attacks us all. I will be here to support my fellow Europeans if war is needed.

use a tripcode so it's easier for the OP to know who you are

hey austria wanna ally?

OP why has berlin been reduced to a +2 while amsterdam, paris and london are all +3 and within a couple moves of each other?

I Agree, I will begin a march through Europe to fight the hordes

also after reaching trebzon fill everything till reaching aleppo

Deus vult.

Was soll das Brudi

what is Aleppo?

Please put your name in the name field (Kebab)

I don't know, I didn't change that. I just changed the Gibraltar thing, is there a better version of this map?

What is an "aleppo"?

Year 200.

Take Munich and Venice

I set forth yet another expedition to take Milano. My armies siege it, and the remaining men sail to Tunisia. If any more remain, I fill glorious Iberia.

Expand along the coast and take Haifa and Tel Aviv
>+4 bonus
Also r u retarded OP

to start the crusade, the British forces take the cities of Calais, Paris, Brussels and Amsterdam

>0
spills take Jerusalem

Did you read what he fucking said in the original post? If not, allow me to recite it.
>don't bitch at OP because you don't understand what the fuck happened, we'll be using sequential rolling.
>Only bitch if he forgets your bonus or something serious.

Dindus take Sisi, Expand into Libya and take Almard and potentially Tripoli

take potato and st petersburg

>say the cities as they are in the map
shouldnt have pretended to be a smug smartass then huh

fill west prussia and go for hamburg
Ignore the additional rules but this map template has some additional shit too... if interested

>teal
>The Frog King's Glory
> Northern Finland

so do we restart on this map or do we keep going?

that was someone else posting a template to save

no
also i would remove the additional rules and add back in the gap penalties to this map

in that case spill into greece once aleppo is reached

hey man it would prob help the OP if you responded to the mupdates with your rolls bro

What is wrong in the image?

I meant as in "fill Y" but Y is actually "X" in map and I have to google up Y to see that it means X as the names are nowhere similar.

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Year 250.

Dindus expand towards Tripoli and take it, the rest fills in Libya

just posted in advance since i'll be gone for a while

Oh you're referring to the "what is an aleppo" you should lurk moar. nytimes.com/2016/09/09/us/politics/gary-johnson-aleppo.html

Take Jerusalem and Cyprus, spills expand my northern border and fortify it
>+7
I just pointed out where Aleppo is
Also OP, does the 2-tile corridor rule apply to attacking as well?

Upon hearing that a new cult was set up in Northern Finland, The British Empire sail east from Iceland. they take some lumber in Sweden then attack the frog king's glory

Fill Slovakia and Serbia

Claim the land of Firenze and Tunis. I spill to take Constantine and Napoli.
I seek an N.A.P. to keep peace.

take prague, then hanover, then spill for amsterdam

ALL HAIL THE FROG GOD

We expand to the south, attempting to get as close as we can to filling up everything in the bolded regions.

DUBS!!

Malta too, if there are spare tiles left.

I'm sorry for not spending most of my life on this website dude

SO CLOSE

can we ally?
i want north germany, czech (not slovakia), poland and the netherlands

Messed the bonus up

...

Purple

Star in north russia

CHAOS Undivided

>ROLL TO EXPAND

Don´t expand south of Frankfurt(you can have the city) you can go East but Ukraine is mine.
ok

Thank you. We would be devoured by southern enemies otherwise.

we have a deal, unless war breaks out and you need help or something that will be our border

Year 300, this should be ok and reminder that penalizations are on.

take petersburg then take nizhny and oil in the north

Take the star and the oil. Spills to the +2 oil

Dindus fill Libya and use the excess to reinforce in the west

Defend, then sail to Malta. And invade Tripoli. My men will destroy the kangz.

take copenhagen, spill for koln and frankfurt and then fill gaps

keep attacking the frogs
if spills, take Brussels and the wheat

Well, that surely is a bad timing. You can roll this round.

Complete vulnerability to my attack.

Fortify my cities, spills expand east
>+9 bonus

Fill Slovenia and Stuggart if spills keep filling Serbia and Slovakia

it's sequential dummy, so the reinforced west will cut whatever Ts you have left in half lmfao

>dubs
Scratch that OP sail to Tunis and assrape this green nigga

Oh, yes. Thank you for enlightening me on this. Still, onwards I shall march and the blood of your children will flood the streets of Cairo. O daughter of Google, you will be repayed.

thank you brother

take the closest cities

lowkey you should include your bonus in your name because i think OP has been skimping you

you cant redirect a roll man

that you dave?

Nope. A turn is a turn.

I quit OP

thank you, that frees things up a bit

nope

I seek your assistance in the east. Istanbul is worth three bonus tiles and can help your army greatly. Will you help purge the land of Arab scum?
You had a good run, I must say.

Actually there's 3 parts to a turn, the first part is when you make your roll, the second when OP adds the roll to the map and lastly the third part when he posts it here
Fuck off Henry

Yes, but you cannot reroll. Your first roll is your roll.

The austro-hungarian army needs to grow, after getting some more bonuses I will assist you fellow christian-bro

That was a half-roll in case you didn't notice, TJ """Henry""" Yoshi

That is good news, my friend. I break my NAP with the British Empire and offer an NAP to the Prussians.

Nope. It is a roll, which you cannot re-direct, Achmed.

No, you managed to take Tripoli because of 1t.

I'll let frogs live then because muh player amount? I'll kill them as it was supposed to happen if there's a majority request.

>inb4 b-but OP muh reroll
No rerolls faggot.

Defend. Then take Alexandria.

M80... you forgot my roll Take perm and the +2 fish to my west. Spills to fill gaps

ttake oil to the north , oil to the south and volgograd

accepted
take frankfurt and fill the gaps between my assets in germany... do no further south than frankfurt and 1 tile south of it.

Fill Romania

defend, if repeating numerals, attack green
Else take Sinai

REPEATING

DIGITS

The Dindus retake Tripoli, potentially retake alexandria if necessary and move to Constantine to take it

please reinforce the territory I acquire

THAT PALI N SHIEEEEET

Fuck this I quit along with the Brits, too stressful. The rest of you Europeans will have to defend themselves.

Congratulations brother, he getting enriched now

Green being Kebab (Turkey) or Celtiberia? Also checked.

>tfw the niggers will triumph irl because this is a perfect allegory

se

Celtiberia of course

I fixed it all in the next update, also gave you a +2 extra for the error.

Good gallego

Year 400, brits and celtiberians are fucking losers edition.

Take kazan and samara

take oil and volgograd

Invade Spain, take all cities

You get Spain and I get Italy? That's cool with you right

Fill Romania and Ukraine

Sure dude, just keep in mind that I (with help from Allah) made this possible and we're good

take brussels and keep filling northern germany

The Dindus are eternally grateful.

The Dindus sail for Rome and take as many Italian cities as they can

THE PALIS PREVAIL N SHIIIEEEEEEEET

God bless

I see you got colors open, can I join?

Jump in the boat

Tibilisi/Georgia capital
Orange
Canarian Survivors

Peace and fuck it I'm lazy edition, good game pals, I hate it when people intentionally quit because someone is attacking them.

I cannot watch my people fall. I defend with all my might. I then convert to Islam and surrender in this war. I am sorry, Europe.

Well GG

Good Game everybody
Good goy

ALL OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS JOIN NOW GOOGLES