SPACEX MARS THREAD PART 3

Who will be president of Mars colony?

everything is a system including your dog

Smart people only plz. Robots for manual labor.

Africa to go to Mars.Fuck y'all bitches.

>literally none of them is black
l e l

Will they do a test launch before getting all of the the crew on board?

dat filename

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well considering that you have to safely contain huge amounts of extremely volatile liquids it's not that surprising

but we need women to breed with user

We were warned not to land on Europa, yet this idiot wants us to land there...

>tfw born just in time to see rival corporations fight it out in Mars.

I vote for based Farage

Am I the only thinking this is just a scam on a huge level?

pls clap

this is my phobia

cant stand near water towers either

the sr71 is notorious for leaking fuel because it needs to be loose enough to contract and not leak/burst in extreme heat when its going super fast.

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why is this so much better than nasa presentations?

he's building a swiss army knife apparently

But do you know why not Europa ?

10/10

Women crave for fame

Once they see they can gain a social status by becoming the first settler of mars you will swim in vagina

Because SpaceX actually has money to make cool presentations

Engines are fucking difficult, but they're mostly-known tech at this point.

W..why?

If some allah akbars can go to europa what is gonna stop us?

My god it's full of stars

where did you get a cross section and the technical specifications of muh dick

let's do this shit, just bring a few nukes along in case of xenos

Because NASA talks about what they could potentially do in 30-40 years maybe

Musk is talking about what he will do

Trudeau.

>bernie man

ALDO THE AUTIST

Burning man? Dafuq

I hope you've installed at least one k-009 biological quadraped companion system in your domicile, user.

God who is this cuck they had talking...

POO

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Like this planet it is a deepspace ship.

Who the fuck is talking now? And what shit is he saying?

>some fucking idiot that went to burning man.

Oh god a fucking hippie

Yo what

DUSTY.

WATERLESS.

SHITSTORM.

>dusty waterless shitstorm

Elon looks well fucked off.

>A-a-any questions

HAY IM ALDO

ALDO THE MADMAN

POO

>Poo in Mars

This fracking dude asking about sanitation on Mars

I hate you. I hope you see this.

>this guy asking about shitting on Mars

Is /sci/ on this? They're a slow board, I can't see it being like the pace here.

Poo on mars

>DUSTY WATERLESS SHITSTORM
alright this guy is pretty autist right?

who the fuck is this ape

ALOT OF SHIT CONFIRMED

>I'm an expert on poo in a loo I went to burning man
Get the mic away from this idiot please...

Oh fuck we're going to the Litterbox Planet

>Cred Forums crashes SpaceX presentation -27/09/2016

The Indian asks about POO
HAHAHAHA typical

>average Burning Man attendant

India 2030.

ALDO THE INDIAN

holy shit

Fucking Americans ALL THAT THEY CAN THINK OFF IS SHIT, FUCK YOU

I would say expect a lot of test launches. Possibly so many that the project gets mysteriously bogged down and is scrapped.

Who let Indialdo into the presentation??

OF COURSE IT WOULD BE A FUCKING FOREIGNER ASKING THIS QUESTION

>us too, it's our turn step aside white man

>Geothermal energy
> On a geologically dead planet.

I died, I literally died listening to him

Oh, look, spacefags getting their little dicks up again about something that will never happen in their lifetimes.

Real talk: even if Elon Tesla is serious about this, he's dating the same bitch who fleeced Johnny Depp over false rape charges. It's only a matter of time before she carves up his multibillion dollar empire like a roast.

In fifty years this interplanetary piece of shit will be looked back on the same way we look at Project Orion now. Nothing but total science fiction.

Oh great here Elon's going to NOT say white people

>if you wanna die, you can go to Mars
top kek

>ARE YOU PREPARED TO DIE
ABSOLUTE MADMEN

#
>He won't have to install suicide nets around the Mars Vehicle to catch workers jumping off the top during construction.

>WHAT ABOUT THE POO HURR LET ME TELL YOU A LONG STORY ABOUT POO

no wonder he wants off Earth

ARE YOU PREPARED TO DIE?

THEN YOU ARE A CANDIDATE

I'm prepared to die

Should've been obvious from the start when he said "IM JUMP SO YOU SEE ME" and then actually did it, the absolute mad man.

Who here /prepared to die for the glory of race and nation/?

hol up
are we some sort of
suicide squad

(((Elon Musk)))

What happens when Mars isn't diverse enough?

At least he's not lying, yes it would be enormously dangerous.

>DUDE BURNING MAN
why do they let these retards even attend

IT'S A MOSTLY SOLVED PROBLEM
TRADITIONAL WASTEWATER TREATMENT SYSTEMS WILL GENERALLY WORK JUST FINE

FUCK YOU, ALDO YOU FUCKING BURNER SCUM REEEEE

Cool, I qualify then.

I would die for SpaceX

It's designed to leak fuel until it hits its cruising speed and its skin heats up, stretches and seals the tanks iirc

I want the beanstalk. I honestly think that the beanstalk is the "Space Program" of our time and is 100% possible. I therefore think rocketry and shuttles should be paused or receive a lower priority while we focus on the beanstalk and its much safer and cheaper way out of gravity.

FUCK THIS IS MORE CRINGE WORTHY THAN A LIBERTARIAN CONVENTION

oh for fuck sake

Elon is truly fucking based.

He's sounding mad as a hatter right now and I reckon it's because he is aware of the possibilities.

Literally how can you despise this man?

Holy shit who is this guy.

"where are you gonna build this massive interplanetary rocket?"

elon musk: "i dunno man we'll build it next to the falcon heavy we're just gonna build lots of shit at the same time"

I literally have to mute the stream when the autistic people speak

>All these obnoxious faggots asking questions

>verge

Who lets these people in

>self promoting comic book artist
fucking hell

>all these spergs on the mics

COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE READY TO DIE

THE FUTURE OF FUSION

>All those fucking autists

RRRREEEEEEE

wtf this guy

Also expect Googles to say space is racist.

Are comicbooks the white equivalient of mixtapes?

how much HP(hoesepower) does this thing have?

Something to live for.

don't they filter teh autists???

They can pay for their own fucking rocket, while Martians can shitpost about humans and call us inferior on /mars/

If you don't die in a explosion you'll get cancer

I don't know what you expecting from something like this.

why does space stuff attract so many autists

are all these faggots asking question plants to make him look cooler and non-autist. Because it's working.

No, job applications/resumes are.

Elon must be fucking disgusted with the quality of questions from these plebeian life forms

>Radiation is not deadly
>slight increase in cancer
>deal with it
what a man!

300,00 Kn of force
HP are irrelevant in space

they let elon in

> chick
> space safety
you have to got a pair if you want to go to mars

probably in the millions

Truly the ghoul of our time

We Armored Core nao

Can we please have someone asking questions who actually has a general idea of what the fuck he's asking or talking about?

Fucking lots mate.

the life support question was a decent one

30,000 or 300,000?

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This absolute madman is actually inspiring me
You want to found a planet? Get ready to die
Cancer? Deal with it
Poo management? Just melt the icecaps

>radiation is not a big deal

Elon reading anderson's introduction to flight doesnt make you an AE grad

The guy with the thick accent had a prompt and proper question about who to send to mars

the american-sounding guys were embarrassing :/

Will this have weapons to defend themselves from aliens and space pirates

NEVER ANGLO STRONG

Oh fuck no.

boo

Here he goes

>>crowd cheers for outsourcing

GAS CHAMBERS

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Russians asking for gibs

GLOBALISTS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>I'm Russian

>international
Get out.

Fuck this Russian bitch. Get qualified and off you go. Whore.

FUCK OFF RUSSIA

Anastasia is so fucking hot
BUT IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE US COLONIZING SHIT THEN TOO BAD BITCH

>WE NEED MORE DIVERSITY IN SPACEX

>ROSS-SI-YA
>please take us along too

We should all aspire to his level of autism

>this Russian bitch
fuck off Ivan

This is a yuuge scam. We do -not- have the technology to do this. Specifically, propulsion technology and materials that can withstand such a massive reentry

FUCK OFF BITCH

American Jobs for AMERICANS!!!!!

AHAHAHAHA

Fucking womyn

fucking diversity

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ELON WHYYYYYYY

BUILD THE SPACE WALL!!!

Stupid bitch

Oh fuck, Cred Forums, Musk would hire Russkies if he could.

Cred Forums on suicide watch

>international
Game over boys. Better find a new hero to jerk off to.

Subtly endorsing Trump

>non-Americans can't work here
>blame the gov :^)

Russia already has a space program russian bitch

>25% of engineering team outside the US

BURGERS BTFO

"Mars was always Russian clay"

Unless you can get a green card w...w...w. .wwwwwe can't hire you

Women so far

1. Safety in space

2. Diversity

gas chambers

One thing the US government did good, fuck off Russia

GLASS BOWL AROUND THE EARTH WHEN THEY LEAVE FOR MARS

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ASK THE QUESTION FAGGOT

>if he could.

He can't. We're safe.

Mars confirmed for American colony.

More autism

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Throw a bunch of white men into space and let me cheer them like my dad in the 60s

UNHGHHHHGH

>Quick questions, not essays

TELL THEM ELON

TAKE THIS FAGGOT OUT BACK AND KILL HIM

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Europoors need to fuck off. American jobs for Americans.

what the fuck is going on

BIG

Make Mars great again!

Can anyone remove these faggots

These questions are horid.

>STOP
kek

Who in the fuck are these idiots.

>tfw our Martian Jew overlords force us to pay for a rocket full of dindus to fly to Mars and meet us there.
>tfw when we eat ourselves alive and leave no trace of humanity ever colonizing Mars

>Stop

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS CRINGE

>these guestions

Who let these fucking idiots in

100% autist essay here
fucking hell do they not vet anyone

Bye Bye Michael Cera

THESE FUCKING STUPID QUESTIONS GOD DAMIT I HATE NORMIES FUUUUCK

WHY DO THESE FAGGOT ASSHOLES FEEL THE NEED TO ASK MEME QUESTIONS

FUCK YOU NO ONE CARES ABOUT MICHAEL CERA

You can recognize the autists with their forced voice

funnyordie surprisingly not funny

That one guy

>STOP

THESE FUCKING AUTISTS

autismcon 2016

WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE IM RAGING SO MUCH WATCHING THESE QUESTIONS FUCKING AMERICANS REEEEEEEEEEE

These fucking guys and plugging their fucking websites and projects instead of asking prompt questions piss me off

Jesus Christ who let reddit in?

all these leaches.

Funny or die.

wtf

THIS, THIS, THIS. Elon is based as fuck. He is truly a pioneer among men. I love him. It is our destiny to expand out into the stars and Elon realises this, just like I do.

Fucking hell can they just keep the questions to people that are in the damn industry ffs.

>Funny or Die

QUICK QUESTIONS, NOT ESSAYS

If you build it.....

do they not screen these fucking questions?

Elon is a fucking hero desu
Dismissing autists left and right

This is all such bullshit acting like they've reinvented the wheel. I see not much new here.

It's like half of the audience is a bunch of stoners

really brings my piss to a boil

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The engines burn hot enough to actually cremate 6000000 people and thats waste heat.

>INTERSECTION OF SEX

WE WILL BE MARTIANS N SHIIIEEEET

Can I get an ITT, I really don't feel like reading through the damn autism

Elon Musk is really austistic...

Correct, they do not

DONALD J TRUMP

>This moon should be renamed to reflect our new diverse society free of hate

W-we M-m-mars n-now

So the engine puts out 1 killajewl?

Did any poo ask a question?

STEM is part of the racist patriarchy

>exploratory sporit

>if your ship blows up, you win

ayyy lmao

>Trump gets elected
>space trips to Mars
It's beautifull...

THIS WOMAN, ELON WHY ARE YOU NOT HIRING MORE SYRIAN REFUGEES?

GOD DAMN SEXIST PIG

MASSIVE APPLAUSE

WTF THE AM I WATCHING HERE

I missed it, what's the STOP comment about?

itar is a bitch though

source Im top of the class in my top 3 AE school but I cant get a job in field I like without going back to Europe

>Underground living quarters full of Muhmmads and Jumals accidentally vents atmosphere and they all choke to death.

When is the mEMe drive being put in orbit again?

agreed
autists asking about comics and skits getting BTFO

Oy vey, its time to colonize space!

Lets unite our nations to achieve this common goal!

Cred Forums reacts to normie wanna be nerds grilling autist Elon on his plans for diversity in space and why weed will be a staple martian crop.

lol, thanks user

Questions so far

>the first guy from nasa was pretty smart
>foreigner asking about poo
>womyn asking about diversity
>the rest are redditor attention whore autists

I love you

Musk has a feasible plan for 100-person shuttles to Mars.

Flights between the planets every two years, tickets will cost about as much as a house in the US.

Yes and it was literally about shitting on Mars.

> not even joking

Oh boy, another fucking woman.

>tfw born just in time to explore space

About sending michael cera first so he can die there

>another woman
get ready

I would actually like that

> some normal ppl like me
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

If a SpaceX mars colony is established, would it be American clay? Would it have to follow the American legal and tax systems or would it be the first corporate nationstate?

>like, can I like, come, like, to mars?

NORMIES GET OUT

She is basically asking if she can suck his dick for a trip to mars

I just started laughing when the booster landed perfectly back on Earth and even on the fucking landing pad.

>Anyone can go

Musk is done, he's going to let them all in

actually a good question

ok now it's getting worse

WHO LET THESE FUCKING IDIOTS THERE???

Physical requirements
1 - A Penis

Lol What was it

fucking poos

Normies
Reeeeeeeeee

Whoever is running this conference is going to get fired, Q&A is embarrassing

normalfaggots

FUCK SAKE ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT THE GOD DAMN ROCKET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>give a kiss

wymyn never disappoint

This is awful.

AUTISM

HAHAHAA ELON IS FUCKING BASED

NO TIME FOR THESE BITCHES MAN

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

> give you a kiss
I'm out!

It was fine until the kiss thing, it was kind of autistic

Women so far

1. Safety

2. Diversity

3. Kiss a rich white man

fucking gas

>Redditgonewild roastie asks a hooer question

>WHO LET THESE FUCKING IDIOTS THERE???

WHO KNOWS REDDITORS PROBABLY

SPAGHETTI IS FLYING

>Can I give you good luck kiss?

A...ahah...ah... S-sounds great. I don't have one here, sounds great.

He was asking about the life sustaining tech that would be implemented on Mars and the sanitation systems.

Is this the fucking minecon of space what the fuck is with these questions and people?

That doesn't seem to be the case.

Also, colony, so you're gonna need some wombs.

I love how the spaghetti started dripping out of his pores when she said that

Truly the hero we deserve

> Women
> Science

Can someone make a highlight reel?

ULA engineers on suicide watch. SLS to be scrapped tomorrow. ISS already on eBay.

I hope Elon has designs to build a gas chamber first.

this, so true, so true....

does Elon Musk go to /r9k/?

Elon's crowning glory
>ebin reddit jokes
fucking hell, kill the organiser

*nobs head *

probably similar to the ISS

lmao
he was talking about his set of "kissing lips" because he's a lizard too

i don't have an appropriate gif haha

lol

Wouldn't Aldo be hispanic?

Report them to affirmative action.

Cannot comprehend the legal fuckery that would be someone being born on Mars.

and have they answered the questions regarding health for the astronauts?
here
interactive.aljazeera.com/aje/2016/space-astronauts-iss-return-peake-malenchenko-kopra/
>inb4 >akhazeera
the sources come from nasa only that they dont know how to make it interactive for the public.
Sources and images
NASA, ESA, Flickr Creative Commons

but if you re autistic and still believe they are lying
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effect_of_spaceflight_on_the_human_body
nasa.gov/hrp/bodyinspace/
nasa.gov/externalflash/HRP_Feature/

WE CANT EVEN GET THROUGH THE VAN ALLEN BELT HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO MARS

Send all women up to Mars, since they are clearly fucking retarted

This, these questions are a mssive waste of time.
It should only be about technical details, products (rockets) and cash flow.

Fuck these normies!

THIS...we need a Cred Forums approved one.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA

>roosterteeth

FUCKIGN CHRIST

HI ELON I AM ZACH

>No requirements
Normies will be the first colonists of a new planet. I wish to die.

>rooster teeth retard

lel

>roosterteeth

y-you t-t-too

What the fuck why are you yelling into the mic.

>Hi ughnn my name is ughh Zack ughh

Fucking kill me
Gas everyone there

WHAT THE HELL

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are these people trying to sound like retards
holy fuck

these autists actually drive me insane

>It's a /r9k/ Elon Musk AMA episode

WTF THESE AUTISTS

>FunnyorDie
>RoosterTeeth
how th efuck were these spastics allowed inside the room

More autistic retards

WE NEED A WALL

WE NEED COMPREHENSIVE QUESTION VETTING

"No, it's forbidden to normies."

This race war better happen soon, if they bring niggers to other planets humanity will never recover.

>HP

kek... space horses

DUUUUUDDEEEEE WEEED
YOO ELOON CAN YOU TELL ME LIKE WHAT ISSS SPACEE EVEN??

Can someone just shoot them, theres no crime in doing that

Americans need to die out.

Holy fuck they got Zach Anner, a literal retard, there?

did they not screen this shit at all god damn

>my name is zack and I'm a space enthusiast...

>Roosterteeth

Please just let these sites die a dignified death.

Fuck this autism

Im out.

Don't worry, they'll die pretty quickly.

so many retards for the q&a

kek

>spacecuck
>Roosterteeth

Fuck me.

The first crew will be half black guaranteed.

Holy shit what a realist, realizes he can't hop a flight on his own rockets until he's got the what-if covered.

this is the cringiest webcast I have seen in a while

Never have a conference on a weekday. All the professionals are working.

Jesus Christ this audience

Elon is an autism magnet

POO IN LOO WOMAN

OUWWA SPRACEEE ASSHUN AYYYIENCEE

INTERSTEYYA

The best about a Mars colony is that you don't need to build that, you just have to open the airlock

Fuck can I see just the question answer segment?
Does the video get uploaded after the stream?

HELLO RUSSIA

>ship liberals to space
>cleanse the earth of undesirables without their constant nagging
Easiest Reconquista of my life.

Is this some kind of elaborate ruse? These questions cant be real

One good question from a woman
must be a lezzer

What is this teeth thing? I can't watch atm

google.com/search?q=black astronauts

Eat an entire bag of dicks and Cylon-B

He's corned the "I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE" crowd

god damn they are making this shit seem like some big joke or something

taking bets on elon becoming shut in recluse normie hater after this

PLEASE STAHP

Actually, social outcasts formed the actual bulk of the explorers back in the days.
You're leaving everything behind and on the hope it's better out there. That's the mentality of someone who doesn't like where he is right now.

thats TWO nights in a row where I was pissed off by questions asked

Shut up Quaid!

SAHMTING DAT WII NED TO STURT TARKING ABURT

Poor Elon...

They probably invited some autistic Tumblr fags who payed a years salary to be able to wank of in a corner and ask Elon a stupid question

I don't see how hard it is to ask a modest technical question

NEW THREAD?!?!

>Shift in Gamaradiation exposure and new sets of EM fields alter DNA in neat ways... first baby born on Mars is a New-Type

WE SPACENOIDS NOW!

(dont bring any roaches to Mars please, Elon... they become super-niggers according to anime)

Thanks for it being 2016 by the way.

The next one is Adolf from /s4s/.

>i'll leave the technical bits for the Q&A at the end
never forget

WHAT HAVE I MISSED LADS???

I think Trump is winning the debate with Musk

Why would you make a presentation on Mars Colonization and not have scientists or instructed professionals only? They could make good questions and even give suggestions or something

NEW THREAD

>Be selfless billionaire
>Devote life to preserving the human species
>Get bombarded by autistic questions
>Why am I trying to save these people

CREATE A NEW THREAD YOU FUCKS

kek

Did this bitch just go [CURRENT YEAR] in real life?

Gotta give it to him he knows all of the calculations that only people with like high triple digit IQs that works for NASA would know.

Autism.

Lots of fucking autism.

Autism, lots and lots of Autism

>the moment musk realizes his own audience is full of failed autists
Must be pretty saddening desu

Lol

>normies asking me questions
>these indians asking about poo in loo
>these fucking shit questions
>autism drops
>god i wish i was home my feet is cold.
>these people are shit and talk shit about shit none stop
>i cant wait to stop this.

Because these people are all reddit fanboys that have only had tech specs spoon fed to them and regurgitate memes in the process.
Like thought eating bacteria.

You mean space elevators? Our material science isn't capable of doing this yet.

Hivemind

SOMEONE UPLOAD THE QA SESSION PLOX

A bunch of genuine tards and dumb cunt women asking if they can suck Elon off for a trip to mars.
I'm not joking.

He's basically been blowing the fuck out of all of the people asking retarded questions

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How a red-pilled person like Elon Musk has not committed suicide over the years dealing with blue pilled autists like these is beyond me.

Oh i forgot for a moment i'm posting on Cred Forums where the average IQ is 60. I meant that once there's a colony on another planet that has niggers humanity will never recover.

Sorry to have upsetted you Tyrone.

youtu.be/A1YxNYiyALg
here you go poopoo

Another autists bites the dust

I demand a cringe compilation

>I just started laughing when the booster landed perfectly back on Earth and even on the fucking landing pad.

but they've already done this with the Falcon-X you fucking retard.

In a few years they can do this with anything... regardless of size.

We have the technology. Stop listening to the kikes who want to keep you on their plantation.

>the probability of death is high
>heh
Absolute madman

He tried to get out of there fast lol

Meanwhile, in africa...

>within 20 years Hollywood could actually film a Mars movie on Mars

The future is fucking bright lads