We can stem the brown horde with shark/croc/aussie/electric eel infested waters
Why should we build a wall when a perfectly good moat will do?
Benefits of a moat
>Dangerous wildlife hellbent on killing people who enter it >Probably monsters in it >The knights even said "Fuck that" >Sending people to watery graves kicks ass >We could film it and make it into a reality show > "Family of six but 5 die" "So paco how do you feel about winning citizenship?" "MUH FAMILY"
Why shouldnt we take advantage of the border and spice it up for fun?
Build a moat full of fucking bullsharks jacked up on steroids surrounded by poisonous pirhanas.
Well obviously we would shoot people getting into boats.
It could be a national passtime like football.
People would protect the border for free if it was fun enough
Joseph Rogers
Get this, landmines..... on ropes...... attached to the sharks.
Levi Miller
So do tunnels >Captcha: Select all images with boats
Evan Ortiz
You fucking genius tell me more
>Water collapses in on mexicans building tunnel and the tunnel is flooded with mega-gators
Are you even fucking trying dad?
Dylan Cox
I dunno. They will keep dumping waste into it until everything dies.
Matthew Gray
To aid >Water collapses in on mexicans building tunnel and the tunnel is flooded with mega-gators We get amphibious moles just digging shit everywhere, with optional cameras and remote explosives.
Jaxson Butler
Not creating a new Panama Canal between us and Mexico.
Joshua Long
>Are you even fucking trying dad? My point sonny was that you can find as many ways to get around a wall as you can a moat, and pic related works for both. >Though a moat might actually be cheaper to build come to think about it
Gabriel Lee
>surrounded by stagnant water 24/7
Enjoy your Zika
Evan Hill
LANDMINES ON POLES OF VARYING SIZES
Aiden Jones
The only ones getting zika would be mexicans.
We could use the water in their babies heads to help fill the moat
Youre a genius user
Easton Richardson
Oy vey!
Nathaniel Adams
At the very least you've got a pretty good game show here.
Henry Torres
FUCK YOUR MOAT , REFUGEES ARE CROSSING OCEANS WITH THE GREATEST OF EASE!
Wyatt Nelson
It's called the Rio Grande River dumbass, and it didn't work
Andrew Rivera
The all have to have cameras so the last thing we see is a mole going for mexican jugulars while we hear "DIOS MIO"
Think of the rabbit of caerbannog
Levi Lewis
They wouldnt be if you trained fucking dolphins to use spears and stab them to death you fucking plebian
Gabriel Powell
HELL YEAH LET'S GENETICALLY MODIFY SOME GIANT DRAGONFLIES TOO! THEY'RE CARNIVOROUS AND THOSE FUCKERS LOVE WATER. Side benefit of attaching VERY small LAND MINES TO THE DRAGONFLIES for BONUS COMBUSTION. side side benefit, spawns in entire manufacturing, advertising, and entertainment market.
Camden Nelson
My God! This is why the media thinks we are a bunch of uneducated fucks. Do you do your research? Ever wonder why Mexicans are called wetback? They are amphibious you dumb fuck. They have gills to breath under water. They can out swim most water predators. If you actually pay attention to a Mexican they constantly have to drink water because they have to stay more hydrated than normal humans. Being part amphibious is also why they hate Spear chuckers, it reminds them of gigging.
Caleb Anderson
"rio grande"
Nothing grande about it son
now a fucking castle moat full of death is where it is at
Carson Long
I assume building a giant fucking moat over the US Mexican border will be more expensive.
Sebastian Torres
How about this: Sanction mexico for $100,000 for every one of their people they let invade our country.
John Morgan
Wait wait wait
That fucking guy who shot the pastor point blank because he was a space frog from mars...
Wetbacks having gills... amphibious
ARE YOU TELLING ME MEXICANS ARE FUCKING MARTIANS
DIOS MIO
THIS ISNT A IMMIGRATION PROBLEM THIS IS INTERGALACTIC INVASION
Ryder Brown
Mexico is gonna pay for that shit. In return, we'll give them signal as both entertainment and a deterrent.
Jacob Gomez
Sure, as long as you promise to keep sending us enough water to keep it full. It gets kinda dry down here sometimes.
I guess the good part is if they try to dig under it, we'll know from where all the water drains into their tunnel.
Jack Hill
They know
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Tyler Hill
Wouldn't work. Mexicans are top tier swimmers. We need to build a wall, trebuchets, and we can build some castles / moats too, just for the fun of it and because they're cool
Bentley Thomas
>He doesn't already have a moat around his country
Hunter Davis
You fucking cheeky little cunt
Joshua Cooper
In all seriousness, the English Channel is effectively a moat keeping out the migrant hoards of France:
I live near this. It's never been invaded. It was built in medieval times about 11th century. I'd love to live in it, but some aristocrat beat me to it.
There are castles all over northern England. I'm poor so will never lord it over peasants.
Anthony Hill
Holy shit Why do you not have landmines and a reality tv show yet?
Cameron Taylor
Shame you had to build a tunnel Thats like spreading your ass cheeks and putting a welcome sign on your sphincter
Hope that wall goes well Why havent you faggots taken advantage of nessy and put her into the channel instead of the dopey loch
Kevin Edwards
Checked
Rabies castle?
Id stay the fuck away to
Dylan Diaz
*laughs softly*
Now that's a unique idea!
Do you have any more to share with us?
Matthew Jenkins
"laughs softly"??
Get the fucking fuck out of here CTR
Brayden Lopez
Good point, it worked so well for you.
Forget the moat, they've got boats.
Adrian Bell
>water moat enjoy your mosquitoes
Angel Gray
>have moat around your country >your government takes in your enemies anyway
Kayden Kelly
We should encourage our moat to be as disease filled as possible.
Cant have those mejicans missing out on infections
Gabriel Bailey
Well gosh, I didn't mean to offend your sensibilities, fellow channer.
Why don't I see myself out...
*Moves awkwardly out of the thread*
Henry Hughes
This is actually perfect. See, we just create a law that prevents the diseased from entering.
At the same time we just happen to dump zika, malaria, and other shit INTO the moat with their respective mosquitoes..... just a coincidence.
Juan Carter
Get the fuck out of here faggot
We should have water bottles halfway through the moat...
They will be full of polonium Good ol KGB style death
Thomas Green
*Raises eyebrows in surprise*
Why---how rude! Did I not just say that I would see myself out?!
*Folds arms*
Ayden Gonzalez
You gave me a laugh. Nice one.
Kevin Williams
>We should have water bottles halfway through the moat... (pic related) No, see, just fill them full of moat water. It's cheaper. Now, the convenient quarantine farm soil... on the other hand....
