Elon Musk Cringe Webcast

>these questions
>the questions the women are asking

end it all now

You will never be as great and accomplish as much as Elon musk

Why do I think of Leonardo Di Caprio when I look at Elon

These questions are shit, one of the most important projects of the century and these questions are full retard.

I would be ashamed of plugging my shitty youtube channel or website in front Musk and 90k people

get of that stage mang

autists will inherit the earth

I MEANT WHAT HAVE I MISSED IN TERMS OF HOW CLOSE THEY ARE?

Fucking hell, autistic foreigners abound.

>he was nervous in front of this autism crowd
Jesus, you're a goddamn alpha in there. Get a grip of yourself Elon.

>All these autistic questions.

This is the gene pool that humanity will be stuck with when Earth gets BTFO. These are the future of our species.

Is this how reddit crowd sounds like?

I know rite?
It's like Di Caprio but uglier and more successful

flights start in 6 years

Poo in the Desert
Poo in loo no water in loo what do?
poo shit storm what do?

sanitation bro?
poo shit storm sandy poo shit everywhere.

It's amazing how the assburger guy is actually the less autistic human bean in the room

feels bad man

How much longer until space travel talk is deemed hate speech?

If videogames could be cucked, so too aerospace

6 years

DUSTY WATERLESS SHITSTORM

Hey Elon, Joey Salads here.. What about rad kissing pranks in space???

>1962 speech launching the lunar program
WE CHOOSE TO GO TO THE MOON

>2016 speech launching the mars program
I'M ZACK AND I'M A SPACE ENTHUSIAST

An ugly Gatsby

yes, because we'll be left behind

THESE THREADS ARE TOO FAST

ahhhh shit

blya, great shame for human race, such a great shame for questions...

>SHILLING PROTOTYPES

FUCK

ppl are retards, but during the day we do not see them, and now like a moth to the Musk they fly

>A spic talking
Of course he fucked it up

>space questions only
>this is the IAC, space questions only

Jesus

BEANER ALERT

Think about it, we have a chance to have a world inhabited only by whites. A world where niggers will never step foot on.

It's historic.

>Trying to promote your shitty startup

Fucking mexicans

MOTHER FUCKING FFFFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKkk

these accents are fucking atrocious

ASK A SPACE QUESTION YOUR RETARD FRENCH MAN!

I'm late to this.
When is this ship supposed to take off to Mars?

Also
HAILO ME NAIM ALFONSO WANNA SEE MA SHIP KTHX ELON U DA BEST

Is Elon going to make his colony diverse?

There will be people of colour on this flight, how could it not?

You mean we will see hoomans on Mars in 6-7 years?
That's near than I would have thought.

>Is this what Mars is going to be like, just a dusty, waterless shit storm?

WHO LET THESE AUTISTS ASK QUESTIONS?

2023

bad event planning here with all these troll questions and plugs

SPACESHITSPACESHITSPACESHITSPACESHITSPACESHITSPACESHITSPACESHITSPACESHITSPACESHITSPACESHITSPACESHITSPACESHITSPACESHITSPACESHITSPACESHITSPACESHITSPACESHITSPACESHITSPACESHITSPACESHITSPACESHITSPACESHITSPACESHITSPACESHITSPACESHITSPACESHITSPACESHITSPACESHIT

has there ever been a worse q&a lads?

Isn't it against islam for muslims to leave earth?

>Astronauts cotas
>check recent news article
>"Misoginism and the alt-mars"

>3rd world retarded fucktards who can't keep their fucking questions short

What I dont understand is why build a mars base before a lunar base? Doesnt it make sense to start off with an easier, closer, and cheaper space base?

I am all the rage.
I have become rage, destroyer of autists.

Diversely American. At least the team working on it.

It is safe to say that the IAC humiliated itself today. The presentation went from awesome to cringe and little good information is coming from the Q&A.

I hope that someone gets fired and they learn from this shit.

>Hello I am silly accent, please look at my prototype it's right outside.

The first possible launch window if everything goes well will be in late 2022

Hope not, it'l turn into a welfare planet

>that guy's face while asking that "question"

YOU BETTER NOT SHIT IT UP

KEEP MARS RED NOT BROWN

By the end of this presentation, Elon will probably just give up and build a fucking nuke to blow the fuck of all these spergs.

Define "American"

Take a sip of beer for every um he says
> get trashed in minutes

his body language is awful and extremely unprofessional

The Asians can get to The Moon

DREAM ON, MARS MAN

That guy for BTFO

haha what the fuck

I'd be so pissed off if I was Elon right now.

>let autists ask questions
>make musk look normal in comparison
spacex pr team is genius

HAHAHAHHAHA HE DIDNT GRAB THE LAST QUESITON

HAHHAHHAHA

Didn't even want to take a last question because of all these autists.

>last question
nah fuck this shit i'm out

If people only knew how fucked things really are.

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

He left pretty defeated kek

When is the EM drive getting sent into orbit?

the moon is a hologram

I Feel bad for Elon, having to endure that retarded shit

>E-E-ELON PLS

KEKED

THAT IT?
Or is more coming?

> at last I can leave these retardos

>one mre question
> Elon walks off
DREAM ON MARS MAN

>that tryhard rdj impersonation

It said you'll have to pay a 6 figure sum to get to Mars

So niggers and spics haven't a chance

you know the questions are cancer when reddit is bitching about them

Who said that we won't go to Moon? To чтo мacк ceйчac нaпepдeл этo лишь мaняфaнтaзии oтдeлeнныe oт peaльнocти 20 гoдaми, 3 пpeзидeнтaми, вoйнaми и миpoвыми кpизиcaми.

>literal IRL shitposters

>WE HAVE TIME FOR ONE MORE QUESTION
>THANKS FOR COMING

What presentation cucks him out of the venue?

...

It's all about the pressure

>Presentation went from "FUCK YEAH! HUMANITY!" to a Minecom
>Elon:"I'm outta here!"

There is no point in making a lunar base.Mars's properties are closer to earth than moon's is.

>probability of death is quite high

AUTISM WINGS

>sorry we have to make room for another session, we only have time for one more question
>Musk: "Sorry, we have to make room for another session"
>*walks off stage*

FUCKING MUSK JUST BAILED ON THOSE AUTISTS

shit everywhere in this bitch

Say what you want about Elon, but the man has a vision.

You need people who are motivated if you want to accomplish tasks like getting to Mars.

Elon is truly based.

He'd probably browse pol if he wasn't too busy working on all of this shit.
He seemed pissed about the autist audience as well haha

>b-b-but w-wait mr billion man i have question

Would you?
WOULD YOU?!

I'd go to Mars and take all the technology with me, fuck humanity

Holy shit, I just got here and watched the last few minutes, that was aids. What was the worst that happened?

That whole Q&A was the most autistic thing I've ever seen in my life.

I think, in the future, he shouldn't do any more Q&A sessions.

What did I miss?

Wait holy shit, did he call Elon a nigger at the end?

>paying to die in an explosion
offering your fucking life should be enough, niggers and spic won't even dare there is nothing to loot on mars

UPLOAD QA SESSION PLOX

Musk was sick of that autistic shitstorm.

Luckily he had the balls to just walk off stage

>Tesla
>Haemorrhaging money from all angles
>Lose money on every car sold while expanding their production capabilities
>To make cars that literally can't even be sold in a lot of states
>The "futuristic" "self-driving" "car" turns out to be an expensive, unreliable deathtrap anyway

>SpaceX
>Still less efficient than using some 50 year old Soviet rockets to throw your shit up there
>Private American company and won't ever be trusted with any sensitive state-level stuff, so will basically be nothing more than a commercial tourist airline for space when all is said and done
>Except they're also exploding deathtraps too, so that won't happen either, oops

>Hyperloop
>More like hyperpoop
>Will never be made, no point even talking about this one

Why do people worship this guy again? The only thing he seems to be really good at is turning your commute into a surprise game of Russian roulette.

Trips speak the TRUTH!

Plus there is water on Mars.

fucking hell, those questions were retarded - no wonder he walked off.

>posting a pic of faggot who promotes degeneracy almost every minute of his life
dropped right there

Great!

mars has water and carbon dioxide
much more suitable for long term

I think the almost no gravity on the moon screws humans up too after a few years

>How much longer until space travel talk is deemed hate speech?

It already is, it's basically white people caring more about giant artificial white dicks than about real world oppression.

he should do an actual QA session with questions written by actual people and not retarded autistic fucks that LOVE SCIENCE MAN .

You really don't want to see it

Elon, do we really need interplanetary niggers? Growing up in South Africa, was it your experience that space niggers would help the world?

-sincerely, concerned user

>be a millionaire investor in space expansion
>go to IAC hoping to answer good, difficult questions, get some more uncertain people hooked up, maybe get some food for thought
>instead get a bunch of shitskins treating you like you're their friend from the sandbox asking retarded questions or blatantly selfpromoting their shitty comic books

I hope these Q&A retards will be on the first flight

Why are these people even allowed in there? Some of the dumbest questions ive ever heard. Also heard a thunderous applause for the question "when will you hire from other countries?"

>all these autistic questions

I wonder why user

>using info that's literally years old now to try and discredit someone
lmao dumb cunt

Who is this pupper?

I bet Elon is really rethinking allowing just anybody to go to the Mars colony now.

THE HYPE IS REAL

MUSK IS A GOD

A REAL LIFE WEYLAND YUTANI

>pic related

I need my daily dose of cringe.

>LITERAL WATERLESS SHITSTORM
>E-Elon muh comic book
>Y-you look at my prototype bus?
>funnyordie
>roosterteeth

and my personal favorite

>Can I give you good luck kiss?
>>A...ahah...ah... S-sounds great. I don't have one here, sounds great.

So all in all, nothing of any sort of value.

Just watch it in the OP's link

>Elon was born in South Africa
>he saw his country destroyed
>he settles a new planet
>implements apartheid system on Mars

Some guy advertising his comedy something or other, asked Elon's opinion on whether Michael Sera should be the first man to go because he is the most disposable human.
He said the name of his thing/funding company at least 5 times.

There was also the guy who asked if Mars will be like Burning man with a literal shit storm.

Ayyyy

This is a good thing

Some foreigner asked a question completely unrelated to the announcement, the question wasn't even related to space.

No he is not.

A space elevator would be a FAR more cost efficient method of getting objects into space.

Must is trying to do this with refined 1960s tech.

This. The lunar missions were scrapped because we realized there really isn't anything of significance there

Who the fuck was mentioning Burning Man and shit everywhere? Who let that guy in?

To Summarise
We're going to Mars
We'll get irradiated
We might die on impact
>Deal with it! t. Elon

>Hi Elon, can I take my cat to mars?

Why bother paying to send nogs in space lad, just put them in """defectuous""" rockets

Can you imagine these people being Mars early explorers and be considered the martian population forefathers?

Because he's a real guy. What the fuck is "professional" even to you? You are literally asking for a fucking regurgitation/emulation of a politician.

>The only thing he seems to be really good at is turning your commute into a surprise game of Russian roulette.
Good, at least it won't be boring

>implements apartheid system on Mars
I don't think nogs would be allowed on mars in the first place

You might be joking but almost everyone born in SA who went on to leave are usually redpilled as fuck.

Some guy spent several minutes talking about shit at burning man.

And by shit I mean shit, human excrement

Yeah.... has a nice ring to it.

>The "futuristic" "self-driving" "car" turns out to be an expensive, unreliable deathtrap anyway
Just because one fucking idiot who thought watching kids movies while going 120 on the highway died, doesn't mean that the technology is flawed.
The car actually reminds you every 5 -10 minutes to hold the steering wheel, so it knows you're awake and got an eye on the traffic.

>To try and discredit someone
I literally couldn't care less if about this snake oil salesman.

The fact is that no one in their right mind is going to strap their families inside his suicide machines just to make some kind of gay childish sci-fi dream come true.

He's doomed to fail.

blah blah fuck off back to /sci/ with your impracticalities

These kinds of people will never be able to scrape together enough neetbux to move out of their mom's basement. Much less 500k for a mars ticket. Being rich enough to be able to go is already a pretty good selection filter.

Oh fuck, that was much worse actually.

I missed all the fun it seems.
Wish there was a highlight compilation or a few webms of the good stuff.

>Elon will you be the first man to walk on Mars?

>N-no

Nig doesn't want to risk himself turning into a flaming ball of ash

Some guy gave a question about some stupid shit and started talking about his webcomic or something before a guy in the audience yelled STOP

>roosterteeth

Reminder Cred Forums was fucking right once again.

All the smart people will die while trying to flee to mars. Natural selection. Being smart is dumb.

An entire audience had the chance to ask any number of important questions about the specifics of his Mars project and instead plugged their shitty websites and projects and asked reddit-tier nontechnical questions.

I think that after this Musk is going to design a revolutionary new gas chamber

unfortunately a cable that stretches millions of kms and endures hundreds of thousands of tonnes of tension is kind of impossible with current methods of production and raising/lowering

It's not as hard as you might think. And I think you could think of a man in his position to be well trained in doing this kind of events. I mean this guy is not just some vacuum salesman..

Bout what homefry?

Keep all women and foreigners off of the transports.

Select women can come afterwards once the colony is established as breeding fodder.

>c-can I give you a good luck kiss, Elon?
What did she mean by this?

Elon make America great again

>a revolutionary new gas chamber
ruh-roh

No. He mentioned it. Watch the fucking stream.

You're literally on drugs.
There are millions, MILLIONS of people who would volunteer to be on the first flight, which is obviously the most dangerous

People in the crowd were already volunteering even after he informed them of the high chance of death.

Again, you faggots are similar to people who, 25 years ago, said shit like: "hahaha these fools with their internet! hahaha spending money on domain names? what the fuck are those?!! hshahaahaha"

In other words: You're a retarded cunt

What do you think Elon's musk smells like lads?

What questions are they asking?

It will be ready just in time for Trump's presidency.

Who is she?

poo

I hope trump lets us be friends so we can make the moon great again.

>Elon, why no country diversity?
>(audience) woohohohooo
>because government, lol
>t-thanks
I hope Trump tightens regulations on government contracts

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>go to mars
>gradually lose strength because of low gravity
>chad lands
>cucks you out of mars pussy with his earth gains

he's going home to fuck this

him and peter thiel made paypal

Wrong. Using materials that we can produce in the present day we can construct one that can send approx. 30 kg objects. Enough funding for research and development could bring this amount to the appropriate target.

American ingenuity.

>Elon has captured German designs for a rocket that runs entirely on undesirables

Musk

Yesterdays sweat and energy drinks

He's south african lmao

We can't build carbon nanofibres that are long enough to reach GSO

I wouldn't want to go to Mars even if they would pay me 1 million$. Mars is a real shit man - low density atmosphere, no oxygen, cold, no green, radiation, dust. You all blinded by the hype.

lol the mexican fucked up what a dumbass

Haha that shit smells fucking disgusting

>instead plugged their shitty websites and projects and asked reddit-tier nontechnical questions.

REEEEEEEEEE
Fucking faggots, way to squander an important opportunity. He's now less likely to do this again because of those faggots.

those fucking retards in the Q&A for fuck sake, it really looks like they were trying to get real life upboats

DREAM ON MARS MAN!

>how big the sun is
>saturn
>your anus

> Not understand how American identity works.

It is inherently flawed actually. Self-driving cars only really work if everyone does it and the cars are on one giant network. It doesn't matter if the car forces you to look up from taking bong rips every 15 minutes, it's still really dangerous. And knowing the muh tesla fanbase who will actually buy these shit cars, it's definitely not going to be a one off event. The only reason 1 guy has died so far is because only a few people bought the cars in the first place.

Either way, it doesn't matter. Cars are dangerous enough as it is without even thinking about the car itself trying to murder you. That's not an added risk anyone will take. No one will buy these things.

fucking golden

>not understanding how the English language works
Typical

Is this the guy that was with Tesla

I wouldn't want to go to Russia even if they would pay me 1 million$. Russia is a real shit man - low population density, no money, cold, no green, radiation, dust. You all blinded by the hype.

DREAM ON, MARS MAN

Winrar

>t.autist

>Being rich enough to be able to go is already a pretty good selection filter.
Except prohibit all the Hollywood and entertainment """"stars"""" from flying it.

DREAM ON, MARS MAN

kek

>What I dont understand is why build a mars base before a lunar base?
American flag was on the Luna already. You are not gonna find sponsors to do that again.

Russia > India > Mars
ANYDAY

Antisemitism isn't welcome here you stormfront f*ggot.

If you spent the hundreds of billions of dollars necessary to develop the capability to create flawless strands of carbon nanotube stretching thousands of kilometers, then yes you could build a space elevator able to life a measly 30 kg. Or you could do what Musk is doing and spend a few billion building a big ass rocketship using proven technology. Which sounds more realistic to you?

Tripfags are fucking cancer.

>That Q&A
The only way these fucks are going to Mars is if they're thrown into the engine as fuel.

That Cerebral Palsy guy belted a question out

Is British education really superior to American when dumbfucks like this are the result?

kek

kek

Good one leaf

>yfw the revolutionary interplanetary booster uses literal autism as fuel

kek

You don't need money when you're on Mars.Atleast not the type of currency we have now.
Also you're not going there to get comfy.
The purpose of this to establish human civilization on Mars.It may get comfy after a few years and catch your attention.

I'll easily be able to go by 40, 2027.

I think I will too.

>Invents gaming software program when 12 years old called Blastar which he then sold

>Creates Zip2 Corporation in 1995 which supplied maps and business directories. Sold it for 300mm.

>Founded x.com which later became PayPal, sold to eBay.

Not to mention SpaceX, Tesla, SolarCity....

You're fucking retarded

Resources would b needed for more dev than research since material is already essentially known.

> extremetech.com/extreme/190691-new-diamond-nanothreads-could-be-the-key-material-for-building-a-space-elevator
> spectrum.ieee.org/tech-talk/aerospace/space-flight/how-to-build-a-space-elevator-from-scratch

lmao m8
>According to the recently released 2015 NHTSA report, automotive fatalities increased by 8% to one death every 89 million miles. Autopilot miles will soon exceed twice that number and the system gets better every day. It would no more make sense to disable Tesla's Autopilot, as some have called for, than it would to disable autopilot in aircraft, after which our system is named.

Self-driving cars are already safer then any dumbfuck driver.
That one accident was an inevitable probability.

>wrong
Oh, well, that totally changed my mind about the actual impossibility of the system proposed.
wtf i hate rockets now
>30kg objects
Totally want to invest billions in your 'it'll work because' elevator.

Listen, I understand that a space elevator would be awesome and revolution how we get into orbit, but we don't have the material production capababilities or even Mr. Musk would be talking about it instead of investing hundreds of millions in reusable boosters.

>He's south african lmao
That's still American ingenuity. He came here to start a business(s).

There is a long, long history of people coming to America in search of success through business.

Yeah but he was bald and fat so anything he now does is irrelevant because kissless virgins posting on a mongolian tapestry forum are jealous of his successes, so you have no arguments.

Fund it.

Getting millions of clueless millennials to volunteer for a suicide mission is admirable and I sincerely hope that there's room for all of them in that giant metal coffin.

Unfortunately, killing stupid kids still won't make their shitty rocket reliable and it will still be rejected by the overwhelming majority of humanity. Like I said, he's not going to get close to any kind of state projects (well maybe US projets, but no one else), so it's all got to be funded by tourism (and maybe, if the company doesn't go bust, asteroid mining).
Good luck getting actual rich tourists (as opposed to clueless ledditor le science autists) inside of that thing. Not going to happen.

>comfy after a few hundreds of years
fix
Man, you just should stop idolising Mars. If Moon is a harsh mistress then Mars if a fucking asshole. He will drink your soul, and freeze your heart. There is almost nothing poetic or warm about this place. You live in India and you can't even imagine how fucking cold and unpleasant it is - the air that you exhale will turn into ice on the poles of Mars. You can will fucking die 1000 times there - that is Mars. Its not a picture on the wall or a monitor its a real place far from our Sun.

>SolarCity
failing, about to be bought by
>Tesla
doubling the amount of money it's losing each quarter

they sold 14,000 in the first 3 months of this year. only a 'few' people.
Man, British education system, wowing us again.

>t. nasa shill

We need to cool Venus' atmosphere and scoop up the carbon to farm graphene and build space elevators everywhere we go.

Boom. Space travel solved.

>Using materials that we can produce in the present day we can construct one that can send approx. 30 kg objects.
No we can't. Also it does not work that way. If you have cable with desired specific strength you can build elevator with any mass capacity. You don't need high strength for larger elevator.

DREAM ON CHICK CHICKY BOOM MARS MAN

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how are muzzies gonna justify blowing themselves up in cars when these can drive themselves?

Not relevant to what I'm talking about, silly.

I'm talking about his current delusional overhyped projects. There's a huge chasm between making a what's basically a useless middleman between my bank and the website, and single-handedly turning humanity into an interstellar species.

fuck off mcgregor is an mma god

Venus is essentially Earth with Global Warming Kaioken x40.
It's doomed beyond repair.

supposedly a photo of the crowd at IAC

now wonder they asked about shitting on Mars

your point? He takes risks his whole career. SpaceX is already becoming profitable.

After Elon ended his speech did someone yell thankyou for motivating the heck out of us or something like that?

I wish we could explore our twin planet like we do mars. I bet there was life on it like here in the beginning.

>he takes government money to make bold claims and never deliver

...

Space rockets are generations behind military rockets, and it's intended this way.

Rocket development pursues nuclear parity, not space launch capability. Ever since smarter smaller warheads were developed, huge ICBMs were scrapped, and huge space rockets of course followed them into oblivion.

A big rocket will be developed again only when there's a military need for it (unlikely) and a civilianized version for space stuff may or may not follow 10-20 years later. In the meantime you can enjoy watching cost per kilo to orbit slowly come down as the newest production techniques become available to non-military manufacturers.

It's not even an issue of funding or engineering capability, it's an issue of technology transfer policy. No one wants another country to obtain cutting edge rocket tech from private researchers. A private company is not that different from Iran in this regard, at the first hint of it going rogue, they'll Gerald Bull it.

And to be honest, all this "exploration of the universe" thing was a cover story to explain to pacifist elements why our countries needed to spend half the GDP on making nuclear-tipped ICBMs. It's embarrassing how autists still believe that anyone in the government was ever serious about making science fiction real.

but he has already delivered doofis.

BTW proposed Mars rocket doesn't have launch abort and rescue systems.

You could only realistically explore its skies. Cloud cities would be nice though.

because he is his own fucking boss.

he can act however the fuck he wants.

how fuckin dare you question him, he clearly was sent here from god to do great things and thats quite fuckin evident so dont critique him on mediocre shit.

>14,000 cars

Oh good, that's like one medium sized town... There were 2.6 million cars sold in the UK alone in 2015.
But yeah you're right, who cares about "facts" and "reality", they're definitely on course for world domination.

14k cars is literally pathetic.

The big challenge is building supports that can handle the weight of the elevator before it's 'relaxed' by ordbit.

It's a literal pipe dream for the next hundred years.

people die when trying untried shit it happens.

that girl defo asked about diversity

because both of them are actors

Russia got like five minutes on the surface before its lander 404'd
It did snap a neat pic before it did though.

DREAM ON, MARS MAN

>the van allen belt is a perfect circle

dssk.press/elon-musk-is-an-obvious-fraud/

DREAM ON, MARS MAN

India launched a satellite recently. You won't guess the name.

isro.gov.in/Spacecraft/scatsat-1

All aboard Scatsat-1, folks.

ANYONE MADE THE CRINGE COMP OF THIS EVENT YET?!

k

>that shockwave bending the light
neat

Can you imagine dying in a glorious chaotic inferno like that?

Beautiful.

The whole moon race was to just have a pissing contest with Russia. 'Hey look we can land a rocket on the moon, don't you think we could put this with a nuke up your butthole from anywhere else?'

Until we mine asteroids for mass amounts of resources there is literally no reason to go into space other than science fiction masturbation.

>no gloves

Fucking savages, there is a reason NASA had to crash a satellite on purpose before

We sent New Horizons to Pluto, what the fuck are you talking about?

Are you so fucking retarded to think that the internal combustion engine is superior to that of an electric engine?

its gonna replace it, its inevitable.
>hydrogen rails.

Urm

Several times in fact

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venera

>posting in epic bread

Wait what the fuck? I need a time for that question

So looks like US planing to destroy Russia with 1000 tons thermonuclear warhead. We need to stop them before it is to late!

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Stop spaceposting.
Cred Forums post formatting is typing your post right under the post number with no space.
You, like all the other newfags who can't be bothered to assimilate by lurking are a menace to the site and I will not rest until you either assimilate or everyone knows you're a cunt.
This is the part where you think to yourself 'Gee everyone already knows i'm a cunt and user here already knows i'm a cunt for sure so maybe he'll stop'
Well you're wrong.
Gonna keep going until you hang yourself because I fucking hate people like you
You're honestly a tasteless pleb btw

/r/ing more musk maracas

The russian cunt, some guy also name dropped hillary in his question

That's by design.
The first cars the company will make will be low-volume luxury kind of vehicles that aren't affordable.When those sell well, he'll have enough funds to start working on a high volume consumer car.
Right now, the luxury cars are doing mighty fine.
Read this:
tesla.com/blog/master-plan-part-deux
I also suggest you read all of the blog for motivation and such.It's all very inspiring.

i've been postingon Cred Forums since 2009

you retarded cunt

autist can't handle spaces

It's just obama who decided no moon
That'll change with the next president.

How are the first Mars colonists going to survive?

Are they going to rely solely on resources sent to them every two years? What will be the first colons jobs to set up camp?

>the goal is a self sustaining city of about one million
>if we can launch 100 people per ship, that's 10,000 voyages

Does he not realize that humans are naturally capable of reproduction?
>send one chad per ship
>he has a harem of 99 women

I didn't like her tone at all. It was half outraged, half demanding.

блять, cтapый пepдyн выcиpaeтcя, a мoг бы лoббиpoвaть бoльшe дeнeг для pocкocмoca.

>inbred, the planet

>WHAT ARE POTATOS
It's like you haven't even seen The Martian

are you fucking retarded?

AUTISM ALERT
AUTISM ALERT

I've been on Cred Forums for nearly every hour of every day of every month for the past solid 4 years

fuck off cunt.

People don't have to adjust to your autism. Deal with it or leave.

One man can only have 4 wife's, comrade Ahmed.

>Until we mine asteroids for mass amounts of resources
Everything you can get from an asteroid, you can get on Earth with a backhoe and a black powder charge.

It only makes sense to mine asteroids to supply space colonies, so it's a catch 22 situation.

Space will become a priority only when aliums unambiguously reveal themselves. It's one of the reasons why they likely won't.

Are you so autistic that you fail to understand how capitalism works? Just because a product is deemed objectively "better" by you science queers does NOT mean that it's going to be a success.
The cars are too expensive, too dangerous and Musk just doesn't seem to understand the concept of market penetration.

Top tip: selling your shit cars at a loss only works if you're actually competing on price with other similar car manufacturers. No one decides between luxury cars based on which is cheapest. Cutting a few grand off a $100k+ price-tag will cost you on every single car you sell and only bring in a small handful of extra sales. It's got to be the most expensive, inefficient and poorly thought out market penetration attempt ever made.

But who am I to say, I'm not up to my balls in debt, taking out huge loans to buy public shares in my own companies... Does this man not have any kind of advisor behind him? He doesn't seem to have any fucking idea how to run a business.

>wanting to send the Irish to Mars
Haven't you done them enough harm already?

I don't speak silly cyrillic

Translation Plox

Why not start a small colony on the moon to work out all the kinks? It's even gets some protection from Earths magnetosphere and if anything goes wrong, help is just a few days away.

If some shit goes wrong on Mars, help is 6-8 months away.

Watch the presentation
youtube.com/watch?v=W9olSzNOh8s

at 103:30

The plan is to harvest iron, water and carbon dioxide on mars. There's water, steel and air.

Inital martians will be dependent on more supplies from earth. It can come close to self sustaining though.

>Haven't you done them enough harm already?
It's only just beginning

Russian politician is very salty about this event. Proposes to call Mars city New-Vasyuky.

Its because of the style of speaking and thinking that came from Reddit. Its facile, vapid, and disgusting in real life. Its this thinking that literally everything said MUST fit into these maximized for FULL lel random humor or childish wonder type things.

People just cannot think intellectually about anything anymore because they MUST fit in stupid cringey humor into anything they say or else it will just get ignored and not upvoted.

This is what too much internet has done to the public.

I'm going to start doing it on purpose now because of you.

i can't be assed to watch. did musk outline his plan to allow people to finance their one-way mars tickets with extremely reasonable interest rates and fixed terms of indenture?

Yeah, I saved it because it's such a neat pic. Looks cool and there's a lot of tech that made it possible.

>literally no reason to go into space other than science fiction masturbation

Guess again. Experiments behave different in micro gravity, if you ever want to mine an astroid we need to learn how to stay healthy in space (bone loss is a huge challenge), it's also necessary to colonize space if we don't want to go extinct. A lot of innovation in material sciences and tech also contributes to the economy. The list is only the start.

Stay pleb

where will they get the energy to forge the steel?

Stop spaceposting.
Cred Forums post formatting is typing your post right under the post number with no space.
You, like all the other newfags who can't be bothered to assimilate by lurking are a menace to the site and I will not rest until you either assimilate or everyone knows you're a cunt.
This is the part where you think to yourself 'Gee everyone already knows i'm a cunt and user here already knows i'm a cunt for sure so maybe he'll stop'
Well you're wrong.
Gonna keep going until you hang yourself because I fucking hate people like you
You're honestly a tasteless pleb btw

explanation - New-Vasyuky means ironicly something fantastic and unreal (likely impossible) named for the name of the city from comedy film "12 stulyev"

Glorious.

She is a telugu actress gand fadayle auladh Kajal Aggarwal according to google.

>a мoг бы лoббиpoвaть бoльшe дeнeг для pocкocмoca.
Лyчшe пoмeньшe. И вooбщe лyчшe бы yшeл нaхyй.

Thanks user
Kek
What's that pic say russianbro?

>no reason to go into space other than science fiction masturbation.
aside from all of the technologic advances and interest in stem we got out of it. Oh and weapons tech.

There's nothing significant on Mars. The only reason to do these trips is to get man onto other planets and prepare ourselves to go to actually inhabitable planets in other star systems. Might as well start with the moon.

Why not both

there is an atmosphere and iced water on mars

>What's that pic say russianbro?
>if you want to reach america join missile troops

I've made it my sole goal in life to save up enough money for a ticket to mars. I really don't care if I die there or on the way there, just being part of the biggest most tremendous leap in the history of mankind is a crazy thought.

This is quite literally the most important thing we can ever do as a species. If we can adapt and move beyond our own planet, we will be fucking unstoppable.

Never send the Irish in first, didn't you learn anything from Australia? Mars will be a wasteland full of banter if an Irishman sets foot there first.

Honestly, I think it would be more beneficial to build a colony underwater. The Technology we develop for that would help for space exploration in the future.

Possibly albanians

Just think about it. Thousands of years from now, the voyagers and colonists of mars will be spoken of with the same reverence as columbus and the pilgrims who first colonized america.

I was born just in time to explore space, feels good man.

but how do we get them out of their beloved bunkers

Again, why not all these things together?

There's water on the moon, and the atmosphere of Mars is like 1% that of Earth and almost entirely CO2. Whoop dee doo.

Money.

I'll fund your trip, but you're going to be my indentured servant there, ok?

You want to shoot people in a rocket into the sea? Are you retarded?

Why don't you use your money to make a company for lunar colonization?

Same thing as sjw complaining about not enough diversity in a movie.

The potential risk is lower, but the potential gains are also lower. Mars is literally another world full of resources.

You need to send people deep under water really fast and then out again so they don't get the bends.

If that was my only option I'd accept but I know you're just being sarcastic. I've got my own avenues and ways open to me, we'll see how it goes. I certainly don't intend to die on earth.

>actually believing that pic related won't happen

that's actually the exact opposite of how you prevent the bends

The great thing about space is that there aren't any niggers to fuck up our colonization efforts.

Worst case scenario man, you can just build a kind of shitty one-way rocket to space in your back garden and hope for the best.

Were you one of the idiots who signed up to Mars One?

Upside to mars would be there is no pests or known bacteria/deasies

Fuck off air-nigger we're full

DREAM ON, MARS MAN

>here comes the rocket scientologist
Okay.

Probably just to get the crowd going

>more like hyperpoop

childish humor gets me m8

The best solution would be to freeze my body before I die of old age and send it out in a capsule into the outer reaches of space while broadcasting a signal

At worst I'll die and my body will float around in space for a few million years, if I'm lucky aliens or hyper advanced humans will find and revive me

But hey I'll take a shitty homemade rocket coffin as well if that's what it takes

America is paradise.
Mars is one of Circles of Hell.

ibtimes.co.in/johannesburg-man-clinging-british-airways-plane-plunges-death-london-636400

Just make sure you double check every possible hiding spot before take off. They'll sneak into the fuel tank with a snorkel, and before you know it, you've got space Compton.

>technologic advances
NASA doesn't make new technology. They receive obsolete declassified technology from other agencies.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_National_Reconnaissance_Office_space_telescope_donation_to_NASA
>and interest in stem
Yes, it has helped drive engineer wages down through oversupply.
>Oh and weapons tech
Putting the cart before the horse, see above.