What up my centipedes. Tomorrow, Michelle Obama will be coming to my University. I know that kek will probably need a messenger, so tell me what you think I should do. Trips decides.
(I won't do anything that will get me incarcerated, killed, or expelled)
Yell "I CAN SEE YOUR BENIS" really loud in the middle of her speech.
Eat two helpings of vindaloo and drink until you black out. Then shit your pants with righteous fury whilst she's speaking. I'm sure they won't expel you for diarrhoea.
Commit suicide by running towards her and get shot by the SecretService
Drop a noose.
I think that may actually get me expelled.
Anything Kek/Pepe related IS going to get you expelled or kicked out
With that said, yell out MEME MAGIC IS REAL!!
when she comes in stand up and turn you back to her, see if you can get others to join in
Scream like an SJW that her and Barrack abandoned Chicago and have done literally nothing for the black community there.
Maybe bringing a pepe sign won't
Are you serious? That's fucking retarded
Wear nothing but assless chaps and the biggest cod peice you can find. Write #Imwithher #fuckboy #manpussy on yourself in sharpie and get dragged out for screaming about harambe.
Never stop exploring faggot
Wear only socks to the speech.
Oh god. There was an assembly for that brand change bullshit where they changed the motto and it was so cringey. It was obvious it was all just a bunch of marketing but they tried to make it look like they were doing it to show some kind of deep meaning or whatever.
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Oh, what did they change it to? I graduated some months ago and ignore any mail I get from there
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It got changed to "explorers are never lost". Because "not all who wander are lost."
Dress up as a transgender, then get on the mic and thank her for raising awareness about transgender issues by becoming the first transgender first lady.
Bring a large poster of Melania and yell "have you stated cleaning up the House for the real lady?"
>my centipedes
Kys
>Kys
Kill yourself
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Sounds like a good day to get your dick out for harambe.
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He's not thinking it through. He could totally BTFO Michelle forever. It would be her Waterloo.
>Michelle talking about equality for women, makes joke about Hillary
>Suddenly from the audience user screams
>"I know you shot harambe you bitch"
>"I saw you pull the trigger"
>SS quickly moves to escort user out
>user continues yelling
>"Get your fucking hands off me you goons. She's a google. She's got a penis" She fucking shot harambe"
>"She fucking killed him"
>"HARAMBE!!!!"
Seriously how do you come back from that? It'll be 2035 and Michelle will be a total recluse that's never seen in public. She'll never do one of these public speaking engagements again for fear of anons
Ask her how she can speak about equality and stuff when living like queen Antoinette flying to holidays separately on public dime, and her daughters are going to private schools.