Happening in Melbourne!

youtube.com/watch?v=Tac08u1jZU0

>Melbourne
>Florida

>Florida

Well yes, this is my hometown

What's Melbourne, Florida like?

It couldn't possibly be any worse than Melbourne, Victoria.

>Some shithole in a shithole state still manages to be more relevant than one of Australia's biggest cities.

It's boring desu. Lots of engineering companies though

How about I engineer you a knuckle sandwich seppo?

melbourne florida is named after the australian city
america being cucked by australia again.
soon we will rename washington DC to dandenong.

If you want D.C you can have it

You do have experience with criminal containment regions

post uncropped

wtf is that in your hand. Is that jim beam in a can? wtf is this magic?

Google Frozen futa

you dont have JB cans in yankville?

another superior australian invention.
before we had this it used to be difficult mixing drinks while driving.

we have glass bottles of jim beam. plastic too. is that straight jim beam, or mixed with something?

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mixed with cola. 4.5% and 6%

40/60 jim beam and coke

nah the politicans in DC wouldn't become dandenong because its a shithole

>dindudamnuthin

At least get the name right

Listen up fags.
I was there and witnessed Our God Emperor Donald J Trump Summon Lightning from Kek

Immediately after the lightning bolt struck the air port. My penis grew 3 inches longer.

The line was long. Many men waited for God Emperor Donald J Trump to summon the lightning bolt of Kek , thus adding more girth and length to our man hoods.
Women instantly became pregnant.
Several women have a squirting oragasm on the floor and had to be escorted out by ambulance due to their inability to walk.

was it his plane got hit or background? No one seemed to flinched so im thinking just background lightning.

They've been here for years. Check the convenience store wine cooler section.

> CTR shills are actually trying to "defeat" a man who calls down the elements to his bidding

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The plane was safe user,
The lightning was some distance away.
As the storm clouds rolled in over the green savannah that lays outside the St. Johns River over the Melbourne International Airporte.
The crowed cheered with joy.
Several women became pregnant who where under the age of 30,and then instantly gave birth

PS: Trump Brought Two Planes

Here we see, the first responders,
Ready to handle the newly birthed fetuses
that where conceived inside the pussies of all women there; after Trump had summoned lightning.

What's it like? I was thinking about moving to Palm Bay.

Melbourne would be better than Palm Bay
Palm Gay is at the limit south where you are inconvenienced to the rest of Florida

MAGA

MAGA

In my research Melbourne has more dangerous neighborhoods, the cost to rent is more or less the same and is basically right next to Palm Bay. Is it really that much further out of the way to not consider living there?

Your research is pretty well accurate.
I live in Port St. John.
Melbourne has nasty areas, but also wealthy areas
What draws you to Melbourne ?
Where are you moving from ?
MAGA

Low cost of living, no state income tax, high density of high-paying cool tech jobs within a short distance (could work for NASA, Airforce, military contractors, etc), sandy beaches, family living only a few hours away, exotic wildlife in my back yard, etc.

I'll just say I'm from Bay Area California.

>Florida

Housing is inflated here. badly;
The population is exploding.
Florida is also the Silicon valley of Power Plants as well with 20 million people consuming electricity.

Melbourne/Palm Bay area has a lot of defense industry companies and air craft.
Harris, Boeing , Embraer , RockWell Collins.
Getting a job at the cape, (NASA Contractors)
is a little harder than it sounds. Typically you have to be someone's cousin to get a job there.

If you make a salary in the high 5's here, you're doing better than the general population.
Considering most people here are still trying to become rappers at 40 years old.