Lightly banter an united statian

>lightly banter an united statian
>he calls me an undercover propaganda agent who is paid to ruin his life

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Well, are you?

Fuck trump and fuck white people

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when you get shot so often you have to sacrifice some banter resistance for a hardened shell

>united statian
I love how ass blasted subhumans get about us calling ourselves "Americans."

>Mock Trump's retardation and pathetic performance at the debate
>Get accused of being paid for it
>MFW I'm not
Where the fuck do I register to become a CTR shill, bros? Right now I'm shitting all over Trump for my own amusement and F O R F R E E. I could be making a living out of this.

Hello shill

I'm not a subhuman monkey, I'm a proxy, remember?

Real talk now: I love pretending I'm a shill just because burgers sperg out so much about it.

Don't think he said anything about monkeys. You getting nervous there bud?

fuck I was just posting from the script and didn't pay too much attention

You guys keep talking about "shills" but do any of you know how I could get into some of that?
How do you fill the application? I have extensive knowledge of pepes so I know how the system works. Would that be a requirement?

Don't let it happen again.

Hello my neighbor! How are things going there in the country that happens to border my own? I love interacting with Venezuelans all day.

I don't know about CTR applications or anything of the sort since I'm merely a normal Cred Forums poster like you.

Good day kamarad. So today I made a 2 hour line for the bread and then went into a shit posting spree to forget about my inevitable death. Internet is very cheap because very slow and skipping a meal a month is worth to enjoy all of your fantastic green frogs. Now I am going to sleep hoping I don't dream about food again.
Glorious days ahead.

This thread is not funny anymore.

Why don't you leave memezuela? I heard colombians like you guys.

The border is closed Kamarad. Capitalist america builds wall to keep intruders out, but in Socialist Venezuela, wall is built to keep the people ins!
Also I cant go into Brazil because there is a fucking ass gigantic jungle in the middle. Why did no one ever thought of building a road?

Can't you ask for asylum or something? I saw several posters claiming to be venezuelan refugees already.

Didn't even read this faggot thread. Just wanted to post a pepe. Go to sleep, niggers.

Thank you for the Pepe, I am indeed going to sleep soon.

Asylum game is problematic.
theguardian.com/world/2016/jun/16/venezuela-us-asylum-claims-increase-crisis-deepens.
Turns out everyone had the same idea a while ago. Now no one wants to take us.
Can't blame them, thou.