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>Trump Rally in Melbourne FL 9/27/16
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>Trump stops at Miami Diner 9/27/16
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>Trump on F&F 9/27/16
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>First Presidential Debate 9/26/16
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>Trump/Hannity Post debate 9/26/16
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>Trump/CNN post debate 9/26/16
youtu.be/nZQc6U05H4M
>Trump/Bloomberg post debate 9/26/16
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>Pence Rally at Milford, NH 9/26/16
youtu.be/JQHLhXwhhuY

EVENTS
>Trump Rally in Roanoke VA 9/24/16
youtu.be/GeQ7Dgd7TWM
>Pence rally in Black Mountain NC 9/24/16
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>Trump TH on Hannity 9/23/16
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>Trump Rally in Chester PA 9/22/16
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INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Full Measure 9/25/16
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>Pence Face the Nation 9/25/16
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>Trump on Dobbs 9/22/16
youtu.be/kwqkotb0u-I
>Trump on F&F 9/22/16
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INSPIRATION
>The Lion
youtu.be/Lu4VUsaxs6E
>Trump Ad: Movement
youtu.be/VZJ868DHrwk
>Deplorables Unite
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>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
youtu.be/RCUZ8w4Du2U
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
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Trump is a fraud

WE WILL WIN
WE WILL WIN
AND WE WILL WIN

THIS IS AWOOVMENT

HATESYMBOL

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Sieg heil
Sieg heil
Hail victory!

movement...?

Keep posting.
Who knows, it might even matter some day.

What the fuck...but She won the debate...CNN said so....what the fuck is going on...USC must be lying...this can't be true, it just can't be...

Indeed, everyone says he's a loser, and he does nothing but win! The audacity!

>how lazy were the reptilians in picking this girl's name?
>human... huma.. yes, that's good

In the movie Noah, (who is unnamed in the original story) is given the name 'Naameh'. The bitches name is literally name

No, Bernout tier would be squandering your rent money on a Socialist kike.
There's literally nothing wrong with supporting a noble cause.

go to bed mitt

cesrusc.org/election/

> tfw Cruz redemption arc
> mfw Cruz is literally Vegeta.

So Pepe is a nazi and a Jew?

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Goodnight /TrumpGen/

>people will actually vote for a literal orange

Andy levy is such a goddamn faggot

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Will mitt ever endorse trump? Just bend the knee you faggot.

Anyone want a hat? First person to email me at [email protected] gets one

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sleep tight user

Rare picture of Drumpf

Guess I'll #MakeMineStein

Why do you guys still drink the orange muppet hitler coolaid?

It's better if he doesn't. Honestly, I'm not sure Ted's endorsement helped or hurt either, but I guess it's out of the bag.

That's pretty good actually.

Trump's lead increasing in USC Dornsife/Los Angeles Times Poll

>mfw CTR completely BTFO

>mfw curled up watching Dredd

Have a nice rest, user!

He is trying too hard to hold onto his youth. He'll be 60 years old and still try to be so random with his obscure references.

saved

>giving an anonymous person your address for a free hat

>"people" will actually vote for a literal corpse

Anyone want a hat?? First person to email me at [email protected] gets one.

>cruz is Vegeta.
Spot on.

"True conservative" is the same as "Prince of all saiyans."

Watch this Cred Forums,

It all fits perfectly. Especially with Cruz supporting trump right before its too late.

Together, Dahnald, we will defeat her

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So much CTR, leafposters, plebbit shillbots and and Cred Forums degenerates.. what is up with responding to these trolls? I understand if you have a good counterpoint for an election issue to post it for others to see but I don't understand the need to engage these time wasters

I deliver.

i loved levy until he exposed himself as a trump hater. what'd he do?

A
FUCKING
ORANGE

there's only one possible explanation, and that's VLADDAMEER POOTIN

And I'm this user.

After seeing the pics from the rally last night I am convinced that Florida will go red. No way that Hillary wins there.

Any other states that will go red this year?

A
FUCKING
LEPPO

So sorry, as I've missed you
Running with the crazy crowd
I'm climbing, going higher
I don't care if I never come down

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Lighten up user.

Forgot video shit

youtube.com/watch?v=Usm0Fl6OUf0

well God bless, I don't need one though

Has there ever been a dixie version of awoo made?

You're best user. I love what happened to Cruz

> tfw there are kids who wont grow up with this

I feel sorry for them

God tier poll. One of the few honest ones out there

Colorado and Ohio

Reposting

#
Because their jobs are on the line.

Brock sank a ton of money into Barrier Breakers, and is probably risking jail time if there's any serious investigation into his activities. It's the first real attempt at organized online shilling by a major party, an evolution of the Obama online outreach effort that made him so popular.

If it goes down in flames, is ineffectual, or straight up implodes, his neck - and theirs - will be first on the chopping block for losing to a bunch of wannabe Nazis and their cartoon frog.

Honestly, the existence of CTR has actually made things worse for Hillary, because now there's so much paranoia and resentment caused by the paid shills that her image is impossible to repair, and nobody will believe a good word about her here.

It's a very modern way to shoot yourself in the foot, is all I'm trying to say.

I hope the Cruz memes never end

>this webm

>Any other states that will go red this year?
All of them.

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where do i find these trump webm videos?

those digits

After Trump wins, every Trump voter will be gifted a premium black Trump girlfriend to breed.

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why do you think dilbertman started learning persuasion?

Sing it brother. These googles are going down

Also, THOSE digits. Checked.

What must happen in someone's life to become a CTR shill? Raped as a child and blaming it all on whitey? Or just guzzling all the jew propaganda that they literally can't think straight?

CTR shills, share with us your pain.

Cred Forums.org/wsg/trump

there are a lot of people who haven't assimilated/don't know that responding shits up the entire thread, pretty annoying t.bh

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To racemix with so America can become 40% white thus making it great?

Trump won the debate
Trump did his job, did it well and is going to win the election.

He dominated the first 40 minutes and held his ground for the rest, that being said, he did hold
back on things he definitely could have hit her with. But after a year of being called a maniac literallyhitler sexist misogynist who will nuke everyone that was the smartest thing he could do. He proved he had restraint, he didn't fall for the bait.

Hillary looked downright creepy to anyone who isn't a blue haired SJW or a wetback, and her crazy smiling and smirking did her no favours with normal people. She tried to use a bootleg version of Trump's way of labeling people (think lyin Ted) with her whole trumped up trickle down shit and she came off as out of touch.

Now for what matters, American politics is about fighting over a percentage of people who probably just tuned into this as their first impression of both candidates besides a clip here or there on normiebook. And what they saw was trump actually being presidential. He stood there and had a debate instead of gassing every beaner/Muslim in the room and depending on where they live he talked about getting them a decent job.

Hillary's attacks were shit and everyone knows it, nobody gives a fuck about tax returns or Rosie O'Donnell.

Trump is Obama '08 running on change. And he will win, because it's a lot easier to motivate people to change something than to grudging try to protect the status quo. We have all the excitement on our side just look at the post debate polls, nobody is excited for Hillary she is just the not trump candidate, and as much as people hate her im willing to bet a whole lot of people vote 3rd party out of spite.

TLDR trump will win, and you better be ready shills

A lot of powerful people are only shilling for Clinton because she will protect them. I'm sure they don't like her but they probably know the ride is over if Trump wins. Trump has shown that he doesn't want to do shit with globalists. Remember that tweet he made saying he was supposed to meet with one of Kochs but instead did some other shit?

JoeisJoe already said Trump will win Florida

he's an orange?

wow i never thought about it like that before

i guess i will have to vote for hillary

thanks for waking me up- i just really needed to hear that

now i understand

thank you

really i can't thank you enough

thank you for opening my eyes

ill never be the same

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>Cred Forums.org/wsg/trump

thnx. i meant the computer generated trump doing funny stuff..

when will the next health related happening be?
youtu.be/ejK0qIGkyFo

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>Vermont - Toss up

Why do you think that? Aren't they Bernie cucks? And Bernie is forcing them all to vote for Hillary

I think comes from that news site from HK.

Just general anti trump fagginess. Implying he absolutely didn't show "restraint" in the debate. Agreeing with that bearded mark shillshill faggot who said trump lost his cool (he didn't)

After she has a stroke when she sees Trump's poll numbers keep going up.

>watch the debate
>join Cred Forums discord because the reactions of the BTFOing is the best part about the debates
>everyone gets quiet when Trump speaks
>he drops a bomb and everybody simultaneously goes "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH"
>meanwhile Cred Forums is averaging 900 posts a minute

I can't imagine what its going to be like on the 8th, the excitement with the fucking anxiety.

If he wins I'm going to bawl tears of joy like a fucking baby

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How will Nate react to this?

to help normies comprehend the trumpening.

this is his purpose. his fate. his fulfilment of kek.

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>clownpiss

may as well be khan's waifu desu senpai

I think your pic is related

Proof Hillary started the birther issue youtube.com/watch?v=9LmfEjApT5s

We can do what the French did in Louisiana and have common law marriages with black women. Over time, the mulattoes will breed with the blacks and thus reduce their niggerish tendencies. It'll only work if the system is maintianed though

anyone see the end of the debate? a Trump bro yells out "we love you Donald!" and a Hillary cuck yells shortly after "Hillary!" in a scrawny shrill voice it's like pottery

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubp0CEbqW-U&t=153m40s

more hill shills begin yelling Hillary and the Trump bro I assumed grinned at the butthurt he created

wew lad
>not liking best fairy

go back to iraq sandgoogle

Tell me straight, user. Is Dilbert man dicking her?
She was on his periscope last night.

Gee, I have no idea.

Nice get

Jews always try to crash the market.

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This board will jump to the top 20 websites in the world in terms of traffic.

Not even stickies will be able to contain it.

>tfw live in a massively dem City in a blue state

>tfw I'll probably get killed by BLM at the polling booth

>tfw I might not get to witness our finest hour

>Nate's tensile strength grew by a factor of two that day

Same here bro. Stuck living on the South side of Chicago.

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Why the hell isn't Trump using Ivanka more often to get the woman vote? She's a perfect example of a good role model for women.

She's should participate more in the campaign.

>tfw live in a massively dem City in a blue state

Know that feel well. Stay safe friend.

(((Hillarys))) hour has arrived.
We won't let them get away with all they have done

Cred Forums almost broke from the debate.

Cred Forums as a whole will buckle.

Hillary shilled herself into a corner.

The narrative formed - and Trump proposed - that the media was bought and paid for by her. Problem is, the media did absolutely nothing to combat that claim, and went right on shilling, thinking the rubes would never catch on.

Well, they did.

Now, nobody believes a word out of her mouth, or for that matter, out of any major news outlet.

Nobody believes the big media.
Nobody believes the Twitter bots used to blow her numbers up.
Nobody believes her supporters online, because her paid shills were too aggressive, too obvious.
Nobody believes Hillary because she has a rap sheet a mile long, and lies through her teeth daily.

And if nobody believes you, it doesn't matter how good your argument is, or even if you really do care. You can argue until you're blue in the face, spend millions and millions of dollars on ads, consultants, drugs, debate prep - none of it makes a difference.

Because you're just a fucking liar.

Joey Salads Getting Beat-Up by Googles Again

dailystormer.com/joey-salads-getting-beat-up-by-googles-again/

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I'm ready for the debate. Are you, governor Pence?

Last interview was a hatchet Job against ivanka.

Trump still looks out for her little girl.

Alright, bros. He only needs one more. Which one do you think it will be?

Holy shit, why didn't this get meme'd?

metro.co.uk/2015/03/09/the-barbie-antidote-kickstarter-launches-the-hillary-clinton-ready-for-action-figure-5094930/

He's almost to Step 5.

Uni graduates who studied African history or gender studies and now can't get a job.

Take a look at the USC polls for the DNC and RNC.

Why the fuck would you trust this poll? Literally an only slightly more legit version of the Long Room.

NEW HAMPSHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE

Vermont

HAA! How the fuck does he persuade so good?

Does Hillary actually have any examples of Trump "getting baited by a tweet"? She says he doesn't have the temperament, but does she have any examples of him losing his cool, getting mad and acting impulsive or even being angry at all? Is she confusing speaking loudly to a huge group of people at a rally with being angry?

DELETE THIS

I'm honestly thinking of taking 8th and 9th off from work to follow the voting and to shitpost on Cred Forums

I too wish to persuade hot ladies to sleep with me in my old age without the use of drugs.

I've got the shot on her Dahnald. You've got my delegates ready, right?

No, he's always been a counterpuncher and responded in kind. Ergo, the only time he'd ever launch nukes is if the enemy did too, which is the whole point of MAD.

I only know of one time where he punched first and later actually apologized and sent a personal letter.

>which one
>one

F
when i see it on the news i'll solemnly chant "his name was user"

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RCP JUST CHANGED MINNESOTA FROM LEANING CLINTON TO TOSSUP

JUST C U C K MY SHIT UP FAMPAI

realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/2016_elections_electoral_college_map.html

>Nobody believes her supporters online, because her paid shills were too aggressive, too obvious.
And they are panicking and getting desperate. It will be worse next time and the common disgust will be even greater. They are in a feedback loop and they don't even realize.

Globalism is destroying itself. The UN just did that 'muh slavery reparations' shit. It almost seems that the globalists are trying to do as much damage as possible so they can blame the ensuing problems on those that come after their demise.

>1 post
Really made me think

Kippis Finn bro. Do it

This is gold!

kickstarter.com/projects/fctry/hillary-clinton-action-figure

They will try to point at the warren tweet but they will soon find out that warren was the one that lost her temper and sent out a book of tweet at him and he only replied once.

Affirmative-Action Negro Moderator Holt was Hidden by CNN

One theory: CNN knew that their moderator would be strongly biased against Trump, and thought his credibility would be higher if people forgot he’s a google. So they avoided showing his face during the debate to make his interventions more palatable.

dailystormer.com/affirmative-action-negro-moderator-holt-was-hidden-by-cnn/

>(((Feinberg)))

LOOK AT THIS

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME Cred Forums

I CAN'T UNSEE IT

>MINNESOTA TOSSUP
AAAAHHHHHH

As much as one can dream, they are beyond saving

>Trump wins with Minnesota

Christ.

>I only know
Do tell. I thought I was well versed on trump trivia

This videos proves Hillary Clinton and Lester Holt were communicating during the debate he must be fired and charged with election fraud youtube.com/watch?v=3XSuG5aCFGs

Everyone needs to train their jewdar

Now he just needs the My Pillow endorsement the state would be a lock

it'll be brexit x10 and brexit was fucking insane.

#RiggedDebate

This is what losing slowly looks like.

I get it!

make sure your final act is to drag you bloody, bullet ridden corpse to the box and stick you ballot in.
Don't need the left having you vote for illary several times that day.

>Minnesota: toss-up

just fuck my shit up

>NY-Safe Clinton

JUST

honestly, image is probably why he's doing well in minessota

I wish i could be a fly on the wall in the Clinton campaign right now.

What did she mean by this?
(And sorry, no tits. You're not missing anything)

>mfw Illinois tossup

>MA

>Hillary is losing New-Sweden
>Hillary

C U C K
U
C
K

>mfw

trump could lose all 3 debates at this point and still win. peoples minds were made up on this election weeks ago. i wonder why....

Smells like desperation.

MN fag here, in my household alone there are at least 2 trump votes, with 1 possible trump/independent vote. Mark my words, we will be red this year.

I wonder if voting naked could count as candidate-related clothing.

Who is that?

Wow, it's almost like I just got in the thread and I'm watching Blindside at the same time so I'm not posting often.

Jackass.

And what the fuck does how many times I'm right in this thread have to do with how right I am?

>grill

>mouth

that's it, not fapping for a week

REMINDER:

EVEN IF THINGS ARE LOOKING GREAT, EVEN IF THINGS LOOK LIKE WE CAN'T LOSE, WE CAN.

DON'T REPEAT MISTAKES FROM 2012. BE LOUD AND VOTE. IT'S NOT OVER UNTIL WE WIN.

>New Jersey, Connecticut, fucking Illinois only "Lean"
>All of Maine tossup
>Minnesota tossup
>Massachusetts not solid Dem
So I told the Democratic Party to abandon the White vote...

Anyone got the Reservoir Dog's Trump walk?

He needs the endorsement of all late night commercial makers. Mike Lindell, the flashlight guy, all the copper and ceramic pans people, "I've fallen and I can't get up" lady, and finally Ben "I'm over 72, and I feel great" Teeter Hang Ups.

No one wants to see you naked, grandma.

STOP TRUSTING THE POLLS IN WHICH TRUMP IS WINNING REEEEEEEEE

>weeklystandard.com/which-post-debate-polls-to-trust-and-which-to-disregard/article/2004568#.V-q5dPiFYDs.twitter

>only 90s kids will get this!
How do you not know who madonna is? Probably the most successful (popularity-wise) lady singer of then past 30 years.

Hey guys.. what do you think about Billy "Pay Back my Milkshakes" O'Reilly analysis of the debate??

youtube.com/watch?v=dE8eYg2snX0

actually, I found it.

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NEW TRUMP INTERVIEW

youtu.be/AMm0j53SefI

WE ARE BACK LADS

Wtf happened? /k/ /x/ Cred Forums /lit/ and I think /his/ was down

FANTASTIC WE'RE LIVE AGAIN!!!!!

Reminder:
Under two hours till FBI Oversight Director James Comey testifies before the House Judiciary Committee

www.fury.news/2016/09/mysterious-man-swoops-debates-whats-hands-proves-hillary-cheated/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=CPC&utm_content=35686&utm_campaign=CDH+2.0

ITS ALLIVE

let me ask something.
So I mailed in my oversea voting registration for California few week ago.
I checked the "by mail for the ballot" box. But I received an email on the 23 basically have me go to a site called Democracy Live to get my official ballot electronically (which I did download).
Is that my official ballot for the election? Or I am going to receive the actual ballot by the postal service?

Appreciate for any help!

And we're back

Holy fugg did that happen? I was at work all day yesterday

Probably maintenance I think all boards were down.

trump getting fucking slaughtered on morning jew

also fox and friends getting absolutely fucking rekt by mika for not interrupting trump on his comments during the interview yesterday

we back

hello?

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Nah some were still up, Cred Forums Cred Forums /fit/ were still up

DELETE THIS!

The fuck happened

Yea, there was a thunderstorm rolling in right when his plane landed. Lightning was way behind the plane though

Nice to see only the best boards were able to stay up.

Hi little marco

WHY WON'T TRUMP DISAVOW THE MAINTENANCE ON Cred Forums?
IS THIS HOW THE IMAGEBOARD OF MOOT DIES?

Christ almighty we're back finally?

The downtime's are getting a little out of hand, g00k needs to step up his game

Ok. I didn't check around too much.
Used the opportunity to "air the dog".

>it's a fat women don't want to accept the truth about modeling
this latina bitch is a criminal and yet Trump is the pariah for applying the standards of the industry. This is the PC shit normal people rail against

Fucking finally. I didn't see anyone else complaining anywhere else so I thought CTR finally got us

Excuse me
>Excuse me
Excuse me

This is a Christian board

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It aint the same watching morning joe without you guys

>expecting the chink to be anything but a lazy fuck

Kek board*

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Cred Forums, Cred Forums, /k/, /aco/, /adv/, /fa/, Cred Forums, /lit/, Cred Forums, Cred Forums, Cred Forums, /x/, and Cred Forums were all down for two hours and this appears to be a reoccurring trend within these same sub-boards

I thought CTR finally got us shut down too. I was like, "nooooo it's over!"

>Declining demographic they said
>Not worth it they said
>OH SHI- we're losing black votes now too!

Morning Mika and cuckJoe completely assblasted about some girl working out twenty years ago or something

>this video from 96 of a chick working out is misogyny and not a typical photo-op
fuck this planet, we're never gonna get 80's jazzercise and high cut bikinis ever again

He really said that?

Rosie?

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gott mit uns, sieg heil

Yeah that video was comfy

Yeah I literally watched Morning Jew for 30 seconds and knew it was gonna be an all out shill episode

They started off immediately with fake personal stories about the miss universe girl

2bh I checked out and closed it

He said "their rapists" not "they're rapists"

DO NOT LET THIS SLIDE

Viewers unhappy with the questions asked at Monday night’s debate will have a shot to weigh in before Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton meet again on October 9: For the first time, the networks producing the town-hall style debate have agreed to accept questions voted on through the internet.

No, but would it surprise you?

Please tell me this is a mod.

what the fuck does misogyny even mean, fuck is with you western women and those fucking buzzwords

We should ask if Drumpf's hair is real. Lmao. xD

Unfortunately for liberals, their voter base is uninterested in politics.

I told you. His message may not be for you, so you don't understand it when he watches a hanging curve ball fly by, but in a different dimension, he knocked that motherfucker out of the ball park and everyone that matters saw it. That's why he'll win. Three dimensional chess.

IS THERE A HEARING TODAY?

So please someone explain to me this:
>Trump has a business where, in order to stay competitive, you need to be a slim, beautiful woman
>One of employees gets a little chubby
>Trump says she needs to lose some weight in order to stay competitive, and for him to continue running his business
>Jokingly calls her "Ms. Piggy"
>It all happened in 1998

Is this it? Is this all the opposition has left? Isn't this the most "out of the ass" pulled shit this election?

I wish this was the real map.

Nope not at all lol

whats joe like today?

MICHIGAN WILL BE RED

THE STORM COMETH

Awoooovement!

Ctr morning shift starts in 40 minutes lads, buckle up :^)

Shadilay~!

Joe is Joe. But seriously he defended Trump from conspiracy theories.

>whats joe like today?

Joe is Joe.

Yfw mexican intellectuals hacked DNC

AMERIBROS THIS IS IMPORTANT!

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>tfw

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The big wheel keeps on turning
On a simple line Joe is Joe
The earth spins on its axis
One man struggle while another relaxes

>Published on Aug 11, 2016

>National System

More like NSA gonna spy on you guys instead

I'd like to Germanizeâ„¢ this Slav

>standing on an air mattress

THAT JUST LETS THE AIR OUT FASTER DAMN IT

Make this viral

#itchyfacehillary

reminder that the cool kids are voting for Trump

>believing that debates matter
Trump really could kill a dude on Fifth Avenue and win against Hillary kek

Fucking gorgeous

Yep. It's the weakest shit.

y-you too.

i'd actually think he was badass if he did; then I'd want to know what kind of gun he was using

>3 hours to get through a Trump General thread

damn this board is fucked

Fucking goldmine here lads

reddit.com/r/politics/comments/54tayg/trumps_400pound_hacker_comments_did_not_go_over/

So zt the next Hillary event can someone float a frog down to her stage

We had like 2 hours of maintenance son.

youtube.com/watch?v=5lZRiy633_I
reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/54vl8p/hillary_used_a_teleprompter_at_the_debates_and/
new dirt

n-no one's cock is really that b-big, right?

Made this a while ago

That's because after his terrible debate performance, the alt right has abandoned him.

DRUMPF BTFO

Cred Forums was kill for a while my dude

Depends on who he shot really.

there's never been an easier time to get a gf as a Cred Forumsack who's overdosed on red pills.

>go to trump rally and hit on qts
>join trump/republican university groups
etc.

no excuse to still be single by november 8th

not according to CNN. I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHO THE COOL KIDS ARE VOTING FOR REEEEEEEEEEE

youtube.com/watch?v=fjmh2k5W-6Q

I bring forward some validation of the doubtful claims about opposing Iraq War originating from Donald Trump.

Trump has the Chad and Stacy vote on lockdown.

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Like if he shot Rosie O'Donnell I'm sure he would be commended for his bravery in taking out that escaped warthog.

>Trump winning polls of hundred of thousands of voters by double-digit percentages
>THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF THE HACKER KNOWN AS FOUR-CHAN
Nobody mentions any poll would be just as "riggable" by Hillary supporters.
If anything online polls just make the enthusiasm gap more apparent.

>(((sally kohn)))
skypes are usually hideous but this one takes the cake.

>The only thing that CTR achieves, is that they confuse their fellow redditors about Cred Forums

Wew.

>dailystormer

Like pic related

reminder that katy perry is a neo nazi white supremecist frogposter

Oh man, maybe we 400lb nerds need to switch our vote to illary.
We're reactionary rebels without a cause, right? Always opposing what's supposed to be cool and trendy?

>sally kohn
this turbo dyke couldn't tell her ass from a hole in the ground, much less discern what the 'cool kids' are doing

>single Redditor thinks he is the entire website of Cred Forums

How about that LA Times poll lads? Looking good! Watch out for rigged polls though!

>reddit user speaking for Cred Forums

Only the newfags and retards want Cred Forums gone. The ones who were here when the pony wars hit know what will be unleashed if Cred Forums dies.

Daily reminder to post that all polls are rigged as you watch Trump plummet like a stone in every national poll for the next 9-10 days after that epic turd of a debate performance

I bet they accuse Cred Forums of hacking voting machines on November 9. .

Fat shaming? Disgusting. FATOPHOBE

Record status:
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[_] Uncorrected

doesn't make it any less true

>first lady
>millionaire
>can't afford straight teeth
wew lad

how many upboats on leddit do you have?

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cum play sum

fucking Cred Forums, raided the November election

Wow, you ignorant durmpfkins don't get it, do you?

The LA Times is literally owned by Drumpf and they endorsed him, saying that they too are KKK members and thus appreciate Drump's racist biggotry
Like, I can't even, why are drumpfkins so ignorant?

Next you'll tell me that CNN is biased FOR Hillary, when it's literally all 100% pro Trump 100% of the time

Jamal, you stupid fuck. You stole my script. I'm supposed to post that and then you are supposed to say "I was a Trump supporter but I'm starting to like Hillary after I watched the debate."

>half of millenials are going to Johnson and Stein
Wtf? I hate millenials now!

Stale bread is stale

It's great that LA times is looking good 1 day in, but prepare for an ABC/NBC/CBS poll that shows a Clinton bump

>then tear apart it's crosstabs
>Keep MAGAing
>we got this

Why does Germany keep trying to destroy Europe?

>Cred Forums
kek, a board of 16 years olds trying to be hipsters 10 years too late. faggiest board there is t.bh

>Trump fumes and Clinton gloats after first debate

>person who doesn't get Cred Forums talks out of their ass

Wow, it's almost like you can browse both Cred Forums and Cred Forums - what a novel concept of not putting people into baskets.....

/metal/ general is comfy though

the fuck?

people actually use other boards?

These retard leftists fell for the meme that all of us are obese man children in our moms' basements. It would otherwise terrify them if they knew many of us are just regular people with regular lives and they wouldn't be able to pick us out of a crowd.

>He doesn't browse Cred Forums at the absolute minimum

these faggots still think millenials will vote for hillary

place was okay a few years ago, I can't even go there anymore, 2gay4me

On Morning Joe they just had a segment and they're waking up that no one likes her.

>not going to /tg/ for the storytimes

people like him ruined Cred Forums and other boards.

I'll have you know that I'm not obese and live in my parents basement.

I don't see why everyone has to accuse us of being fat all the time...

I browse Cred Forums and /fit/. Every other board is for fags

Took them fucking long enough.

This. Republicans blamed Obama for the 2008 recession even though Bush was the one in place when the pieces were set, fields were sowed, tooth paste on the tooth brush, etc.

Globalists fucked up after 2012 and went on two hard years of White shaming, probably because they got diversified and hired a racist black into a key position somewhere in the messaging department. White people woke up to the bullshit, CTR went into overdrive, waking even more people up.

>Tfw globalist played their hand four years too early and fucked themselves

I'm saying this as an impartial observer but,
holy shit m8 the denial you have is incredible.
Trump got destroyed and the anti-trump memes are propagating on reddit and normiebook as we speak.

I know more millenials(which I also am) that like Trump than I do like Hilary. she's such an unlikeable cunt

>Cred Forums /k/
Ftfy

>lies told by Trump at the debate: 34
>lies told by Shillary:4
okay m8

fivethirtyeight.com/features/what-could-the-polls-be-missing/

>OY VEY TRUMP IS WINNING; THE POLLS ARE RIGGED AND BROKEN

They're literally Romney 2012 now

>tfw my vote might actually matter this year

God i would love Minnesota to go red just to see all my friends explode

Yeah, I mean I have to be fit for my job, so this stereotype is annoying

Its so funny because you'll rarely find any good music on Cred Forums that isn't muh thought provoking bullshit. Its no wonder they have shit taste in candidates too, they're fucking retards

Cred Forums and /lit/ go hand in hand.

Is this how the general of Trump dies?

>Not browsing /k/ for SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

NEW
NEW
NEW

Is Nate having a self-fulfilling prophecy?

>losing
>time to show my boobs!

Fucking feminists

maybe once a year if a good show catches my interest but nothing usually does

/vg/ a shit

>browsing /fit/ instead of training in the mountains

acceptable but time spent jerking off to weapons could be better spent calling someone a nigger on Cred Forums

they always do the thing for hte kids in health class nowadays where they stretch condoms over zucchini and such. The only people who really believe that they need TRIPLE XXXXXXXXXL MAGNUM are dumb niggers who don't wear condoms anyway

condom companies must be on suicide watch by now

How pained was his expression when admitting it?

degenerate