>Australian man bitten on penis by spider for a second time
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STRAYA BTFO
>Australian man bitten on penis by spider for a second time
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STRAYA BTFO
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>"I was like 'I can't believe it's happened again.' I looked down and I've seen a few little legs come from around the rim."
Such is life in this nation of ours
He's gonna become double spiderman.
It's a hard life on the worlds most hostile inhabited continent.
Yup, this happens constantly.
Please go to Canada instead.
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SPIDER GLAND
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>be australian
>keep trying to fuck spiders but they keep biting your dick
In canada dog bites you on the penis. Forrunately that's legal now.
Inb4 spiderman webslinging
You're not a man until you've let a beauty 8 slut legged spider penetrate your placid cock with her erotic venomous fangs mid urine stream.
>Americans will never experience this
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Heh
>A man has such mad pussy game even creatures from different species want to have a ride at his dick.
>You're a 25+ years old failure of a man that hasn't even had a hug from a woman in his life.
Time to end it all.
"Blacktown"
i got biten by a cockroach on my ball sack. Fuck swollen as fuck a couple of days ago
Serves you right for dating a Turkish woman
It's a pretty accurate descriptor of the area. Blacktowns main demographics are coconuts and Sudanese niggers
It used to be full of abos, blacks displacing blacks in blacktown
>second time
>STRAYA BTFO
>implying we don't enjoy it
Someone nuke that fake country already
We've finally found the guy who IS here to fuck spiders
But this isn't Cred Forumsitical, it's just a story.
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Fuck off, Mohamed.
kek the saying actually makes sense after all
>be strayan
>get bitten by spoidah
>Cred Forums
It's Muhammad you illiterate convict.
You would know