Aussie bitten on penis by spider again

>Australian man bitten on penis by spider for a second time

bbc.com/news/world-australia-37481251

STRAYA BTFO

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>"I was like 'I can't believe it's happened again.' I looked down and I've seen a few little legs come from around the rim."

Such is life in this nation of ours

He's gonna become double spiderman.

It's a hard life on the worlds most hostile inhabited continent.

Yup, this happens constantly.
Please go to Canada instead.

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SPIDER GLAND
SPIDER GLAND

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>be australian
>keep trying to fuck spiders but they keep biting your dick

In canada dog bites you on the penis. Forrunately that's legal now.

Inb4 spiderman webslinging

You're not a man until you've let a beauty 8 slut legged spider penetrate your placid cock with her erotic venomous fangs mid urine stream.

>Americans will never experience this

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Heh

>A man has such mad pussy game even creatures from different species want to have a ride at his dick.
>You're a 25+ years old failure of a man that hasn't even had a hug from a woman in his life.

Time to end it all.

"Blacktown"

i got biten by a cockroach on my ball sack. Fuck swollen as fuck a couple of days ago

Serves you right for dating a Turkish woman

It's a pretty accurate descriptor of the area. Blacktowns main demographics are coconuts and Sudanese niggers

It used to be full of abos, blacks displacing blacks in blacktown

>second time

>STRAYA BTFO

>implying we don't enjoy it

Someone nuke that fake country already

We've finally found the guy who IS here to fuck spiders

But this isn't Cred Forumsitical, it's just a story.

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Fuck off, Mohamed.

kek the saying actually makes sense after all

>be strayan
>get bitten by spoidah

>Cred Forums

It's Muhammad you illiterate convict.

You would know