ITT: reddit gems

>hahaha i am just browsing these sites for the lulz

more of these

Fucken lol. Women are magical creatures

>166 cm
when will they learn?

Top fucking kek

reddit actually doesnt do this they simply pretend to like stuff

>go
back

Women are a meme.

This is from the book Ready Player One which consists of nothing but geek references and is being adapted into a major motion picture by Steven Spielberg.

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The last sentence always destroys my sides.

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fuck wrong one

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>Any sane person who supports him is obviously insane.

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Why are you viewing a cuckold page?

It's cringe humor

It's mental illness. They need treatment, not just derision, not that derision isn't unwarranted.

Oh yes Cred Forums, the alpha central.
I don't think they even read what they are writing

based Cred Forums get fucked plebbit

>Reddit
Fuck off.

That's fucking funny

Some of these make me angry
Society has turned men into cuckolds
Actual clock holds unable to stand up to women or niggers
Fuck

Just like my Japanese doujins

> >>aha

>too weird for me
Bitch that's what happens when you think you can engage in an 'acceptable' amount of degeneracy. THERE IS ACTUALLY A SLIPPERY SLOPE - SURPRISE SURPRISE.

there is a reason why morals exist. And its not for order or for boxing in people. its that there is no fucking end to what people can think of when they experiment on and on and deeper and deeper and its easy to lose sight on who you are and whats important to you, just for the sake of ((((((progressiveness)))))) and (((((boundary breaking))))))

Explain, context?

I'm imagining the reactions to Trump winning right now.

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That book is such try hard cringe

>Everybody on Cred Forums is just so overly "alpha"

wrong one

good read, chap. sounds like he's accidentally been redpilled.

Id love to see the comments. bet there are a lot of "man up and take her back" posts. Hope he ignores them.

These are all so damn weird that they can't be real. Or are there actual men who have no sense of self worth? Why do they keep on living? What is the point of it all if they have absolutely no respect for themselves?

>my boyfriend apparently said that he's not throwing away anything, he's cutting his losses while he can

Ice

Fucking

Cold

>it's totally okay to fuck other people
>okay, I want to live the dream and fuck your hot mom
>no, that's too weird for me, don't ever speak to me or Jamal again

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Sounds like that 27M will live a long and happy life because he is endowed with common sense.

The worst thing about this is he'll be single for a while longer and she got laid the next day.

God I hate women so fucking much.

>Oh no, my sickening lifestyle just got a bit too icky! Help!

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I'm not a cuck, but I know what it's like to live without any self respect. Well I guess that makes me with the spirit of the cuck, but what I'm trying to say is that people with no self-respect live for other things. Distractions, mainly. And if they have relationships, they live for the others happiness.

The day I realized the meaning of self respect and maintaining it, my eyes opened up. I dumped my then-girlfriend because I could no longer willingly play the romcom charade. Talking with my parents became a lot easier, I could look them in the eyes.

I feel for the guy, I hope the comments told him to hold strong.

It was stupid to make the deal, but when someone you love does something to you like that, it breaks you. You feel that need to do anything to salvage it, so I can believe a guy would do something like that.

But it wasn't a legal deal, fuck it wasn't even a pinky promise. Fuck that cunt. She wanted to go and get wrecked then come back to a nice peaceful life, fuck that.

Jesus if she had at least done it privately he probably would have just worried but let it go, but all the shit on facebook just cemented the knowledge that the love of his life was gladly out there getting plowed by a different guy every few weeks.

Its a good thing she was so proud of being a whore, considering how he gave in and put her back on facebook the first time, if she hadn't of twisted the knife like that he definitely would have taken her back.

>is literally on a cuckold reddit page
>has to ask if he's a pathetic wimp
Uhh.

What a tweest!

No but seriously these people belong in camps.

>great job

The 100% cure rate treatment is a quick led injectection to the frontal cortex.

She's a dumb bitch. Gonna end up just sucking it up till she cheats on him. Could just say "hey, i'm really a ho and sometimes i need you to pull my hair and choke me a little to get off." And he'll either do it, or realizes she's damaged goods and leave.

what a mad man

Good for you m8.I'm glad you managed to pull yourself together.

Look, a naturally occuring cuck, quick get the bleach and put it out of its misery.

Only on reddit

See this is how you alpha properly. Be a man, get a lady, toss ho's into the garbage where they belong.

Gave me a shit eating grin as well.

Thank you, based serb.

>my bf is not a big guy

i'm sorry i had to take a break because that caught me well off guard

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Troll post. A true ledditor would have gotten back with the girl and be the rightful cuck he is.

Holy fuck I've been alpha and I didn't even know it. Feels good.

Checked. Cheer up dude. Youre right but what she will have is nasty degenerate sex which is easy to get, whereas the guy will continue on his search for his true woman that comes with the full package. Losers keep losing, the winners keep winning.

Being unironically a cuck is anti-evolutionary and you deserve to be extinct.I mean that's LITERALLY what you desire and crave,right?

Imagine if in sports,science,business etc. cuck mentality was regarded as something normal.You lose whole season - FUCK YEAH,your shares worth is droping third year in row -FUCK YEAH,we still can't solve this math problem OH BABY,IM CUMMING.

I will never.never and I repeat NEVER understand cucks.I miss the good old eugenics day when even mild eugenist would be like:yup,good riddance cuck.Just go over to corner and flush your genes and yourself down the toilet.

The reddit money in the left hand corner contemplating being a cuck has become a side pillar of how fucked western civilization has become

Of course the degenerate whore was raised by a teenage single mother

> Asking for help on Cred Forums..
What a dweeb

Dumb cunt in that story I'll tell you what

That's painful.

Imagine the torment that guy must have gone through the next weeks and months, realizing how he had wasted 5 years on her.

Jesus.

I had the same thing after a bad break-up 2 years ago and by some random chance I found /r/TheRedPill
first thought it was about Skypes and what not, but it was the reddit red pill on women and how not to act like a complete autismo. Helped a lot

pikkon and master roshi?

Lel. What a fucking trainwreck. That old lady is very sweet, tho. Why the hell would she have her email address?

There's no salvaging this. You opened the can of worms

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>she says she will "give me another chance" to show that I love her

Abandon ship

>I'm not gonna bore you with huge text blocks

this is comedy gold

Good man. Once a woman brings up open relationships, it's over. She either already banged another dude and needs you to agree to it to justify it to herself; or she's going to cheat anyway, because you shouldn't be allowed to control her.

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Probably wasn't that bad desu. He seems like the kind of guy that would think "I sure am glad I didn't marry her and lose half of my assets plus any children I had". He probably felt bad for all of 15 minutes until he realized the size of the bullet he dodged.

Fuck I didn't know this was that real

Also, how do people have dedicated fetish equipment? Do they seriously make the choice to buy a fucking cage and "chastity armor" as opposed to buying, like, anything else?

Big man... this a banepost?

firstname_lastname reddit post

yeah it is CTR that spammed this all over reddit in 1 day old accounts

Sauce

Agreed, I thought damn, I have to remember that for the future.

Indian chicks love white English guys so this does not surprise me.

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>being so beta that you think Cred Forums is alpha, let alone overly alpha

I can't wait. The brexit butt hurt times a million

All girls love to be choked an d have their hair pulled.

Why the hell didn't she just ask him to be more forceful during sex?

Can someone do a copy pasta of this? I might or might not bot r/politics to false flag

Because she is a woman

Shit test.
It's unconscious, even female kids do that.

she....she is crazy.

She needs therapy.

Can someone explain what this is in reference to?

I actually get erections from reading cuck stories.

If I had a 10/10 qt pie I'd be in ecstasy if I watched her fuck another man, only to come back to me. Because she could have that but chooses me.

It's a book, Ready Player One, about some tech billionaire who created a fully seamless VR world leaving behind his riches to anyone who could find 3 "eggs" (i.e. easter eggs) that lead to the treasure. The billionaire was enamored with games/media of his youth (the '80s/early '90s) so all the clues revolve around extensive knowledge of '80s media.

That part of the book is just him going over in his head some of the stuff he knows while trying to figure out a clue.

It's mostly written horribly, but that page that's always posted isn't out of context or anything and fits the (stupid) story.

>relationship destroyed by men doing some bants
Lmao, fucking women

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Don't ever talk to me or my wife's boyfriend's son again!

>drives her around
>She'll give him another chance

The fact it got to that stage is bad enough. Just run.

>i dont know what to do

this boggles my mind. what would you tell your friend if this happened to them?]

you get the fuck out. end it. terminate it. you will never be happy. you will never be comfortable. there will never be trust. you will never be able to forget.

just go. leave. be gone with it and move on. you got beat on the turn. it happens. deal with the losses, learn from your mistake, and move on to the next hand.

topkek

> ID : Sod

Haha get fucked cuckoo

You just shattered my world

>He tried to gaslight me

LOL.
You can see her entitled female thoughts. Wants freedom to fuck on impulse and to "party". It didn't happen. Her bf didn't even want the agreement but he is corner. Ends up fucking his coworker and she can't take it? She even mentions he is a homebody thinking he won't fuck anyone. The best part is the old lady, probably with values, has let her know lmfao.
My neighbors have my email too specifically for when one of us is on vacation so that's believable.

>I was shaking
kek

what a fucking savage
i hope that guy goes on to live a great life while the girl fucks around and has her "new experiences" and then when she's old and used up, she can look at her life and decide to drink the chlorox

Aren't there like more than 20 cuckhold subreddits?

He should poo on that british dudes floor

make me think I'm crazy

>i'm supposed to be the celibate fuckfaggot not him!

She wasn't a single mother. She clearly states her mother is newly single which implies a divorce/seperation. Not to mention she said her father was into the swinging lifestyle.
Am I the only one who can read?

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Its a terrible, terrible book. Written by a 10 year old.

At least he took care of it. Maybe there's hope he'll find his balls again some day.

It fits since Edelstein is a common jewish name and the german word for gem

This one is just pathetic.

It's an extract from the book "ready player one"

Good times.

What a faggot.

Anyone got anymore of Reddit whining about Cred Forums? These amuse me greatly.

Not that you fat balding autists would understand but marriage is more than sex.

Ever wonder why you cant keep a gal and lie about it on some prostate and lobotomy image board?

I agree. The wife who fucked 2 guys is a kick to the dick though.

He got cucked, and he doesnt want to tell everyone that he got cucked.

And now he has to go through the embarrassment of getting divorced.

No user, I'm serious

I get raging erections from the thought of being cucked.

You see, I realized a woman will never truly love you. They'll never be truly dedicated to you unless you're islamic or indian (Forced Marriage)

No Western women can leave and will leave you eventually.

I like to think of my girlfriends as mothers, essentially I'm cucking them by not giving a fuck if they sleep around. Considering women want love.

Reddit profile: reddit.com/user/Ken_Smith
Definitely a shill.

I could have sworn it was satire until I saw the rest of his/her posts.

This guy is literally the worst human being ever to run for office, it's almost cartoonish how evil and stupid and horrible he is.
Washington Post, Huffington Post, Vox, Salon and New York Times totally expose him over and over with these amazing articles, it boggles my mind that Hillary isn't leading by 20 points when this guy is one step away from becoming Hitler, and just goes to show how many old racist bigots there still are in this country. The sooner these people die off and we young progressive millennials take over, the better. It's clear that all the smart and intelligent people in the media are against Trump, and are using facts and logic to prove why we must put Hillary in power.
Trump is the first candidate that if I found out someone supported him, I would try everything to distance myself personally from that person and would view them as a lesser person. Nobody with any self respect or shred of decency should vote Trump, everyone has a moral duty to vote Hillary at this point and be on the right side of history.

fuck i wasnt ready for feels

It's from the book Ready Player One. A tycoon named Halliday hides a secret cache of wealth in pop culture references in a dystopian world.

On one level, I am shitposting. On another I am serious. This is the true form of the aussie shitposter.
I would enjoy if my girlfriend of 1 year was fucked by another man.

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Anything with Sanders is fine.

this and general reddit hilarity please

Because I was curious, what happens here is that the
$(echo ...) Means "run what's in the parentheses and the execute the command.

The xxd -r -p basically converts the hexadecimal into plain text, resulting in "rm -rf *", which removes recursively folders and files in the current directory.

Yes, he's a retard

and she takes half of his stuff in divorce.

Can't be real. Are people really that fucking pathetic? And if so he should have killed himself long ago.

Oh yeah, they want you to feel challenged and to prove yourself as more alpha than the other male.

God I hate that. Unnecessary conflicts.

doesn't say if the mother divorced her father. mother might not have even been married to her father when she had her

He can probably say they never consummated their marriage and get an annulment, in which she wont get half.

Its what I would do.

I like this one I took

Women are the most impressionable, childish creatures on the planet.

hey guys, where can I get one of those little cages for a penis? asking for a friend.

send em in

>embarrassment of getting divorced.

better than the embarrassment of knowing your wife fucked two dudes at once. its a kick in the dick but life is full of dick kicks.

Every interaction he describes (except for the last), he is completely intimidated by her.

> shocked
> blindsided
> in shock
> can't believe

Of course she thought she could cuck him, she completely dominated the relationship. If you dug deeper I'm sure you'd probably find her always deciding what they did, where they went, and the tenor of the relationship.

>Washington Post, Huffington Post, Vox, Salon and the New York Times totally expose him over and over with these amazing articles

The lack of self-awareness is astounding.

i want to see all the comments on that one. i'm sure it is full of womyn telling her how he was oppressing her with has tradition and that she is better off fucking around with whomever she wants because it is the current year and womyn can do as they please.

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Women were a mistake

meh stuff is replaceable. it sucks but its a temporary annoyance.

plus if they are young, married for less than a year, she works, and they have no kids...
she wouldn't get that much if anything.

Before my wife started sleeping with other men, I certainly considered myself a feminist, but I really only understood it in the abstract. When I quit working to stay at home with the kids, I began to understand it on a whole new level. I am an economically dependent househusband coping with the withering drudgery of child-rearing. Now that I understand the reality of that situation, I don’t blame women for demanding more for themselves than the life of the housewife.

I thought reddit was the place of losers and cucks. This is justice porn, you guys lied to me.

The bulk of this shit is fake. It's people fantasizing about this. The person likely doesn't even have a girlfriend/wife. The alleged amateur videos online of this happening are likely nothing more than fakes. 10+ years ago people thought bangbus was real. It's not.

I bet that "Girlfriend" looks like the typical male tranny.

Share based and cool subreddits
I'll start
/r/CringeAnarhcy
/r/eu4
/r/asoiaf

>reddit
Who cares?

Anybody got that one where the guy explains the linguistics of "womyn", and that it literally translates to "property of man"?

Get the fuck outta here.

just for keks

>Know what? Fuck it. I officially, real-deal hate 99% of the white male population as of this very moment. Who's the one percent? Friends, fiancee, maybe like...40 other people.
>Who's the one percent? Friends, fiancee, maybe like...40 other people.
>fiancee

Are these people trying to fool themselves?

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Bet you he takes her back. If he has any dignity he should say fuck off whore.

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The perfect reaction. She asks for degenerate shit you drop her like hot potato. This guy will be fine.

ARGENTINA IS NOT WHITE
Fuck off!

I wish I could vote Trump just to see their reaction when he wins.

She is actually trying to prevent kids from playing with their grandfather. What the hell. I don't think therapy is going to be enough.

This is the future of males if our test isn't drastically increased over the population.

I get hard by reading this.
Any help?

Can you imagine the reverse situation?

>my gf leaves
>my friends start making fun of her saying she's short and not a real woman
>my reaction is "gee I wonder what my friends are thinking about me"
>decide to break up with my gf

hilarious

What was the comments section like

Where the fuck were you not posting this when I needed to hear it 8 weeks ago, user.

Fuck, even poo in loos needs some standards.

>Sweden

reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/1q2vo8/i_26f_asked_my_boyfriend_27m_of_five_years_to/

>>aha

Kek. If your girlfriend ever suggests poly relationships, flip it on her by going after her mother, sister, cousin,

>Cred Forums
>alpha

>my friends start making fun of her saying she's fat and not a real woman

if i was a woman ill probably leave that manlet too
but dont dare to crawl back like a bitch after

>Goes into a room alone with two male friend while drunk
>"She said she was drunk and that she didn't know what she was doing."

This defense needs to stop being invoked.

You can't blame your poor decisions on being drunk. You got yourself drunk. You made those decisions while in the mindset that you created for yourself.

Why do women put themselves in these situations, and why do they then blame these situations for their choices? It's patently absurd. If you want agency, stop making excuses.

Implying that everything on reddit is shit
It sucks for discussion if your subreddit is big, but it is good for very specific things, like ASOIAF news and theories, cringe, cool maps...etc. Now tell me how I can find that great in

Anyone have the screencap of the Reddit faggot that shoved a drumstick in his ass?

Losing so much time so you could be an expert on the most mainstream shit

Punished Jared
A man robbed of his happy life

Can someone screencap this?

reddit.com/r/sex/comments/17c8oa/i_23m_just_discovered_prostate_stimulation_and_i/

Yeah, that didn't happen. It reeks of "Wit of the Staircase" -- I felt used and disrespected and a little cucked and here's what I WISH I would have said.

(confident smiles all around)

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:( don't mock me pekka, I'm actually half finnish.

Right? That's the first good quality about him that she lists. Telling.

I... well huh. Fucking ell.

>Redditor_no_1

Unlike some people here I think you have a place in this world. It's as a few cubic centimeters of topsoil but a valuable place nonetheless.

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pls be real

>>>aha

>half dozen paragraphs dedicated to what he did (wrong)
>two lines about what she did wrong (which was the entire reason for his actions)

I read this. Like I get that he was pissed, but he did a lot of work to get back at his ex, and also ruined the relationship of people who weren't even at fault.
It's kind of fucked.

This dude has 2 options]
1 Perform an honour killing on slut
2 kill himself for max cuckage

Oh shit we alpha boys

>tfw when epic alpha 4channer

jesus, those things can vote?

>when you're so beta that slightly less betas are alpha

>I want this slut out of my apartment NOW!!!

Haha, classic. Women don't seem to realize how often they throw this word around.

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Arr m80, 'twas an enjoyable read

No way in hell. But I do want to see the responses, those will be hilarious.

No one ever really believes.

>a reddit post that tells the thruth

COMMON FILTH DID NOTHING WRONG!!!!!

Oh man, I can just imagine the meltdown on the comments and cross posting.

top fucking kek

>my poor coworker's gf is going to break up with him for fucking me and getting fired, he dindu nuffin
>that cat was mine because it loved me more!
>how could my sister and cousin ever betray me by fucking my ex after I cheated on him? this is unconscionable
>my ex is responsible for my family going to shit due to the voluntary actions of all its female members
>etc

toppest fucking kek

But did he get revenge?

Fucking kekaroo

>not posting this

youtube.com/watch?v=Qvkj-jwkWDg

This guy looks like he lost a fight

alt+prt sc
open paint
ctrl+v

Damn, Jared did not fuck around. To think all this happened because she got the tingles from some dude in her office... such a cunt

>/r/theredpill

nice

its a bit like browsing the car crashes on best gore

>>aha

Got this gem a couple days ago

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kek, very much underrated

I know, but there are reddits dedicated to archiving those sorts of post and bitching about muh soggy knee

What are they triggered over?

>MMXVI
>not using Snipping Tool

That guy must have an enchanted cock.

please more like this

Reminder that she can vote, and (((people))) in power want MORE rights for people of her gender.

Jesus Christ. I read it. That's horrifying.

If Hitler were alive today he'd gas these weeb faggots.

It was before the first debate

More like Sonless

point and click interfaces are for pleb trash

This is fake

>reality has a well-known liberal bias

Wew lad

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>a fact-based rebuttal
>of an editorial

what a fucking retard coward

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I never understood these people in this regard. They are so quick to let depression and sadness over take them but refuse to let their anger show.
He said he was pissed and has every right to be and he needs to show that.

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The cuck uprising has started

>cheat on your partner
>use "muh eugenics" as an excuse
>"I'm not a bad person"

Wow that's some impressive mental gymnastics right there boys

what a disgusting whore

You can, just need to know how.

B-but user, being broken is so cool, The TV told me so!

Anger is masculine and therefore problematic

yep but he is also disgusting cuck

"3-dimensional women" is a little suss but i'd love to see the replies

was she going out with Alan Partridge?

This is fucking infuriating, I need to stop

>I cheated on my fiancee for two months.
>I'm not a cheater. It's not part of my character.

You can't have it both ways, sweetie :^)

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It's reasons like this that I do not look too far into the future with my gf.

Gewtting your hopes up for a long and happy life is the best way to stay ina shitty situation. Thinking of all the time and money invested in 6 years keeps people in shitty situations.

Living in the moment and have a reasonable amount of foresight prevents the nostalgia glasses from forming.

I was cheated on after 3 years and it hit harder than it needed to because I was already making plans for our life together. That's why I stayed. I had the mentality of a stock trader. "This may have been a small downturn, but good times are a comin'!" Breaking that mindset is key to moving on.

to be fair, what WOULD you do in such a situation?

unless the post is referring to some memery that I'm not getting

I wonder if he brought his consent forms.

Everyone called her out, I'm pleasantly surprised.

I'd fuck eagle guy and im not even gay

fucking kek

Oh my fucking GOD I am getting off the computer for today

It's almost like stopping in the middle to get them to sign a consent contract kills the vibe! Who would have thought it?

The first things she says about him.
>He's amazing
>great job

Fucking women.

>>>A-haIn a day or TWOOOOOOO

i used to think like that when i was in my teens, holy shit

>Wow this is fucked up, what a terrible mother
>It's his father
>father

10/10 made by one of you guys

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I never know I was so alpha.
I am now WOKE

I bet his "girlfriend" also has an Adam's apple and has the strained voice of a pubescent faggot.

What a real catch. Gas the lot of them.

I am legit mad now.

same

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Jesus wept

Time to turn off the PC for the day.

Jared is a god.

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thats fucking badass, his gf is just jealous that she won't be getting all the attention.

This kid is some Irish Facebook "celeb". Why do you have this

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This is how school shooters are created! Congratulations!

LOL LOST. WHAT A KEK XDD

500 upbloats..what the fuck..

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She regrets it, yet is still talking with them.

What could he do?

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youtube.com/watch?v=xTKkQ5VCW7g

Yes just casual bring up how you're a cuckold at Christmas you piece of filth. Hopefully someone in your family has enough sense to put you down.

Crystal Clear Consent in action.

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I'd suck his soul out through his dick and I'm not even gay. That's just amazing

>sarcastic

I have never seen anyone use cuck sarcastically. I've seen it used to denote leftists and actual cucks (which are usually the same people) but I've never seen it used sarcastically.

Try not to rage

>Only a racist would stand against segregation
A shame our side didn't come up with this argument a few decades back. Things could be going better if we had.

>OH YEAH, MMM STRANGE DICK, FUCK ME DADDY, DADDY CUM IN ME, CUM IN ME DADDY, CALL ME YOUR BABYGIRL
>What do you mean you want to date my mother?! This is too weird for me!!

The only way I'm able to stay sane after reading this is telling myself this is the minority of women , only a small percentage of women historically would react in such a way

I actually us Cred Forums for tech problems all the time. As long as your not a retard people will help you.

Anyone have the cap of some girl getting mad that her boyfriend was actually rich and just didn't let her know?

>incredibly alpha and a cuckold

topkeklmao

>I'm turned up by money, i engage sexual activity with men because they are rich and i can profit of this richness, i have more pleasure with them but i'm not a whore you shitlord

>cheated on him before they even got married
>with not 1 but 2 dudes
>still was talking to both dudes behind his back
>her friends encouraged her to cheat
He doesn't know what to do?

>it seems like cuckold is a super negative embarrassing connotation to it

Now it's an embarrassing word?

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So many of these "I am a victim" stories start the same way.

>Ok, first off I have to admit that I may have cheated on my significant other just a teensy tiny bit, but I super totally regret it and am not a bad person.
>So listen to how MAD this SHITLORD got at me for making an honest mistake!

Feminism has brainwashed women into believing that they are above the standards which they hold everyone else to. When they make bad decisions, they're "mistakes," but when others react to these decisions, it's "selfish." They all seem to have a lot of trouble trouble handling the responsibility that comes with personal freedom, and when they screw up, they resort to claiming it's not their fault, and claiming that they actually lack any agency at all.

>I'm far more affectionate during sex with sugar daddies than I am with my boyfriend

Nope. I'm done.

>literally bragging about being a whore
>gets upvoted and gilded for admitting she cums harder with her johns than with her boyfriend

But it's okay because she calls it a "sugar daddy"/"sugar baby" relationship. :^)

They really can project can't they?

technically she did because of her viewpoint of vengeance. Perhaps jared was dealing with shit and by her behaviour she was a shitty person who those already close to her were ready to drop her at an instant.

Jared won the gold but the evil pyscopath shit etc and her family problems are her own doing. Jared just won out of the shit storm. He won really well and men around the world now have someone to genuinely look up to.

not care? eagles are pretty cool. if it was a mountain lion or something i might be concerned because those things will sneak up on you at night but an eagle is a fucking bird. even if it decided to attack i'd need to be pretty unlucky to be killed or injured in a lasting way, same thing with a dog. actually it really isn't any different to a dog, you could probably play fetch with it.

I'm literally shaking right now

I'm completely flabbergasted. His son will either become a complete sociopath or the next Dalai-lama if he recover from this.

iktf

Anyone who doesn't think I'm a woman can suck my dick.

>dishonest

When was the last time that the Republican Party cheated someone out of the primaries? :^)

>Cred Forums is alpha
>leddit is this fucking cucked

Jesus christ.

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samme

I'm honestly considering creating an account on reddit, and sending him a pm berating him, because he fucking ruined my day, and he shouldn't have the privilege of a nice day ever again.