Why is Australia such a shithole? Can't even poo in the loo without getting bitten in the dick by something poisonous.
Why is Australia such a shithole? Can't even poo in the loo without getting bitten in the dick by something poisonous
Easton Bell
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Jack Harris
The only poison here is petrol that the gins drink.
Matthew Johnson
>Spider bites man on penis
>again
James Sullivan
Shut up Hans,go prep the bull waiting for your girl
Isaiah Turner
I used to play C&C on my dads outside computer, I'd always get bitten by black house spiders.
Josiah Walker
"What up Black Widow?"
"How's my main bitch from down under doing?"
"Not much. Bite a dude on his dick, again."
"Doing better than Red Widow and Brown Widow are."
"Shut up. I'm living the sweet life in Florida!"
Brayden Fisher
He might be a cuck but atleast his submarines don't sink in port .
Aiden Hernandez
"You're just jealous I got it made in California. You're so inbred there's 3 fucking Black Widows actually, you bloody redbutt."
Juan Lee
At least we didn't flood our nation with mudshits
Andrew Wright
You probably would if anyone ever wanted to actually go to Argentina and live.
Aiden Cooper
>my dads outside computer
>outside computer
Leo Edwards
That would be like trying to flood the ocean with water.
Luke Lewis
yeah it's good to have one you can leave out in the rain
Owen Nelson
noice
Caleb Gomez
>Australia
Cameron Russell
BITE
WHILE
SHITE
John Russell
>ur not wite
Nathan Young
Northern, Southern and Western Black Widow in unison: "Fuck off!"
(There actually are 3 kinds of Black Widow in North America)
Jack Clark
Wouldn't that just make you all whiter?
Cooper Sanchez
>cuckaroos
Gavin Watson
At Least we were white to begin with/
Ian Bennett
It's not poisonous, it's venomous. Learn how to English, faggot.
Xavier Rogers
>Denmark
Levi Gomez
Why doesn't Germany have all the poison shit. You're right next to them; don't the bugs ever come over to Deutschland?
Jacob Watson
That's not scary.
THIS is scary.
If this bites your dick, it will literally destroy it. The effects of its bite look like something conceived by a gore fetishist.
Ayden Murphy
>Anglo
>human
David Collins
Why is it not biting the guys hand?
Looks cute. What would trigger it to kill muh dik?
Isaiah Fisher
True, they way we, and are decedents, dominate the world, we are more like gods.
Blake Walker
I think mouse spiders are the scariest.
But it's not as bad as having a frill neck lizard run into your kitchen, you don't want to hurt the little guys but they spray you with blood.
>Argentina
>First world
The danube stops them.
Liam Phillips
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Aaron Bailey
It's cute....until it bites you.
Then your hand is destroyed in an ultra-gross way.
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Alexander Scott
>Belgrano
>Floating
It takes a Special kind of human to Rule the world kiddo.
Jace Rodriguez
>again
Even the wildlife has high levels of bantz
Mason Harris
However anti-venom is available.
Easton Watson
Frill necks are worse than spiders, they have bacteria in their blood.
Austin Myers
someone paraphrase to me what an Australians reaction to getting but on the dick would be like?
Elijah Phillips
i dunno.
but i'd tell him to throw his shrimp on the barby
Logan Lopez
Adrian Cooper
fucking faggots
Noah Sullivan
nobody cares in Australia
Carter Anderson
you've clearly never been to aus. besides look at your flag. Germany is this decades greatest failure next to sweden. Whites left in germany should just jim jones themselves.