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Oh how far they fall

>Libertarian Presidential candidate can't name a single foreign leader

>Libertarian Vice Presidential candidate admires Angela Merkel

Why does the "Libertarian" Party have to be such a joke?

Damn why are we WINNING so much, folks?


Big if True

I'm so scared.

What if he loses?

who disparaged blacks?

to you:


21st century family

Buckle up, lads. This is going to be a wild month.

>>Libertarian Vice Presidential candidate admires Angela Merkel

Weld is from a long line of globalists.

Wtf is this shit

If anyone has tape of Shillary badmouthing Obama, it's truly over. It's been rumored for years.

>Berncucks will defend this

What a sell out. Reddit used to back this cuck

I honestly prefer 'bigly'.

Who else watching CNN November 8th?

I wanna watch the tears live.


my poor tanned trumpbro

wtf is he running as a joke now.

>tfw in 6 weeks you will wake up to watch trump victories every day
>tfw in 6 weeks you will wake up to watch trump interviews every day
>tfw in 6 weeks you will wake up to read trump tweets from @POTUS every day
>tfw in 6 weeks you will post in a President Trump General every day
>tfw trump will repair america in your lifetime
>tfw america won't turn into mexico because trump will deport 15 million and the wall will prevent any more from coming in
>tfw the political spectrum will move right, and every future president will be somewhere between a trumpublican and a white nationalist
>tfw guns and other rights will be preserved because trump will appoint at least 3 supreme court justices, tilting the supreme court conservative for your lifetime
>tfw america will rise again, and destroy china and its allies
>tfw america will forever be the most powerful nation on earth, while europe will be cucked beyond repair
>tfw the white race will finally win the war against international jewry and preserve western civilization forever.

>Taliban leaders followed the U.S. presidential debate. The leaders watched Monday's televised debate from a secret location in Afghanistan

>Taliban leaders considered Trump a "non-serious" candidate who said "anything that comes to his tongue," the spokesman said.

Christ, even the Taliban is btfo'ing Trump and they didn't even need a suicide vest.

>James O'Keefe was found this morning in a suitcase in a river. Autopsy has declared it a suicide.

just more "unbiased" journalism from the torally awesome network that is CNN!

>being this desperate



>please clap

Anti-Johnson shill. He immediately named Al Leppo.

Trump has it.


Hope for the American people

How credible is this guy anyways?

>Dobbs remembered and mentioned Tiffany

Greatest newsman confirmed.

So Democrats really were the real racists? Reddit was right the whole time.

he was originally running as a clinton plant, he is trying to self destruct after they found out he actually hurts clinton

Whatever nerd...

Is the media really this pants-on-head retarded?

Twitter trolls con a rube:


Southern Poverty Law Center and ADL buy into it:


Twatter trolls literally dupe the MSM, and gullible pawns into hilarious buffoonery.

Holy shit, we could convince them kale causes cancer, and Hillary is an alien.

This is fucking hilarious!

>Greatest newsman confirmed.
>Implying it was ever a competition
Hannity is based as fuck, don't get me wrong.
But nothing beats Dobbs clipping to a sporting accident during a bombing

He annunciate the "g" during the debate, he says big league

Fox is biased, goy! Not like CNN, we have Fact Checkers™ because we're smart and believe in science.

Is Hillary secretly a monkey?

Maybe we were wrong about her being a Reptillian. The truth is much darker...

Not as hard as Trump fell the other night

Now that's going to be an October Surprise.

Bet the Dems counter with a live feed of Cred Forums being raided by CTR positing nigger and nazi memes everywhere, which only confuses the normies.

Totally agree. Hannity is second, but it's a DISTANT second.

When Trump wins, will Cred Forums become the nation's new top intelligence and national security agency?

wait what?

What did you just call me?



The Obama administration is pushing through a radical proposal to take control of Internet domains and instead give it to an international organization, ICANN, that includes 162 foreign countries. If that proposal goes through, countries like Russia, China, and Iran could be able to censor speech on the Internet, including here in the U.S. by blocking access to sites they don't like.

Right now, the Obama administration’s proposal to give away the Internet is an extraordinary threat to our freedom and it’s one that many Americans don’t know anything about. It is scheduled to go into effect September 30, 2016.

Spread this shit like wildfire. Email your representative. Do anything to get this out there. Fuck these globalist pigs.

Pretty credible.

He won't win

Look at this skypery

Isnt Dobbs a filthy liberal tho

November 9th, 2016

See pic related. I think you'll find it interesting.

SEPTEMBER 28, 2016

>media is trying to meme alleged judge threatener, and murder accomplice Alicia "Miss Piggy" Machado into the Khan/Mex judge 2.0
>senate overwhelmingly votes to override veto on 9/11 Saudi Arabia lawsuits bill (97-1)
>Sanders, Kaine don't vote, Harry Reid votes against
>Hillary advertises a contest to meet rapper Pusha T
>Michelle Obama campaigns for Hillary
>crowd cries "nooo!" when Obama says they have to leave the whitehouse
>Bernie campaigns for hillary >seemingly forgetting where he was, Bernie rails against special interests
>Trump rally in Council Bluffs, IA
>asks crowd if there are any conservative Christians (majority raise hands)
>asks if there are any that aren't conservative Christians (few raise hands)
>Trump: "I think we'll keep them, should we keep them in the room?"
>media tries to turn this into: should we keep non conservative christians?
>Trump on O'Reilly
>Trump rally in Waukesha, WI
>Gary Johnson holds town hall with Chris Matthews
>asked to name his favorite current foreign leader
>Gary: "I guess I'm having an 'Aleppo moment'"
>eventually comes up with Vicente Fox, former Mexican President

the tape is not of hillary clinton it is of DNC, rumors about it have been circulating for awhile. it is still devastating bc when black people find out what democrats really think about them, it will be over

>she sits again

Are you high? When has he taken a liberal position on anything?

holy shit, i'm instantly hard from that.

I donated my wife's boyfriend's son's college fund.
Match Me!


If i had any actual skill, I would slide the hat into the layer under the gun, but i don't know how.

>media lurks CTR shill threads thinking they're real posters

The Taliban is #WithHer? Shit, guess I'm a #HillaryMissile now.

>alleged judge threatener, and murder accomplice Alicia "Miss Piggy" Machado

Don't forget to include "anal porn starlet" on that impressive resume.


Wait, this is real? Seriously? Isn't that Tim Kaine there?

I thought this was a shop of Bernie over Tim Kaine. Holy shit did Bernie seriously do this?

Fuck man. I saw this HOURS ago and didn't even realize it was real. That's how surreal this image is.

I think he's being told to take a dive to help clinton now they they figured only left-libertarians are with him


That's someones daughter you sicko

I heard Hillary mentioned free university tuition so Reddit if you're listening rev up those phone banks stump the Trump

what the fug

Ha. He loves those clips of car crashes and daredevils

I would fucking love to hear her call Obama a nigger.

Staying up past my bedtime was a mistake.


>Birthrates stabilize
>Average wages go up
>GDP stops plummeting
>Nationalism on the rise


Japan has its share of problems, and weebs are cancer, but the degree that Japan has BTFO globalist theory is 10/10




Is it just me, or is everything getting increasingly bizzare?

Rothchild just said he's a Hillary supporter

Yeah, it appears he's suffering from Alzheimers. He totally forgot he was supposed to be saying special interests are good.

why do blacks even hate trump? Is it because he wants to get them away from only relying on the government? He hasn't said anything bad about them.


>>Gary: "I guess I'm having an 'Aleppo moment'"
>>eventually comes up with Vicente Fox, former Mexican President

Max Keks


bump for interest

Under Trump, the rest of the world will have to pay up for America defending them and sending them tons of aid...coincidence?

Poll is useless since they enabled daily voting.

This is what it looked like right when they did it.

Seek help fellow user.

>But nothing beats Dobbs clipping to a sporting accident during a bombing
Do you have a video of that?


Here is turnout in Florida early voting. Things aren't going well for Hillary.

>King Nigger

Can't wait to see these subhumans thrown out and cut off from free shit.

I'm shocked.



Trump 52% Clinton 48% for me

>>text DOUCHEBAG to 88022

Trump is still winning by 4% under "Total" for me.


Sorry user, I don't keep stuff like that on hand.

I was at the Trump rally today in Waukesha and it was electric. The building was packed and they had to turn away a few thousand people in our small Wisconsin town. So hyped right now! MAGA!!!

>all those high percentages

my dick

>Trump uses weaponized autism and 400-pound NEETs to bring security and safety to America
kek, not the weirdest idea I've ever heard

RIP James

>used to laugh at Bernouts
>used to absolutely despise Bernouts
>after Chicago I declared war on the Bernouts
>thought they were absolute scum
>used to think I couldn't wait for Bernie to drop out, so I could bathe in their endless tears

>but that day came, Bernie sold out, and I felt nothing
>seeing the hundreds of Bernouts CRYING at the DNC, did nothing for me
>all these people who had dreams of their own, squandered by the one who promised to give them everything they hoped for
>I thought I would be jerking off to this, laughing like a maniac, but I wasn't

Its like the Elites in Halo, they were cast away by the hierarchy and some of them were good, some of them stayed bootlickers for said hierarchy.

I don't look at Clinton supporters the same way though. I see them as soulless robots, and even during the primaries I saw Bernouts as people, just retarded people who I wanted to laugh at when their hopes and dreams were crushed

Gary's fucking stupid. I would have said Orban personally.

Even worse was that his running mate named Angela Merkel as the foreign leader he most admired.


No shit.
He's the head of the snake.

Is that a cat?

Blacks vote 90-95% for democrats regardless of the candidate. They're the most monolithic voter group out there.

They aren't turning out in big numbers for Hillary like she hoped, which is really the best Trump can hope for.



HRC probably


Tits for Trump


god damnit.

good, they just suck up Dem votes anyway

>Melissa Joan Hart joins the Johnson camp

Guess Trump should just pack it up already.

I'd say so.

Pic very much related.

Reminder to vote daily Cred Forums

The map is in favor of hilldog though

Not Clarissa!

My cat, yes
Isn't he a qt?


user can't appreciate good aesthetics. perhaps he might be a google.


Dobbs' mid-show monologues get more woke every single day.

They talking about pepe on cnn

So your saying I should vote for Trump since the terrorists want Hillary.

Yea but why are you touching its dick?

>The Party of Libertarianism

Trump will win

They're afraid, very afraid.

Clinton has a huge problem with the minority vote

Did anyone enjoy based le persuasion man's periscope last night?

Matt Lewis said politically incorrect.
Ay bud you're a faggot Lol

Spaghetti up dads ass

Jesus Christ what world is this?

Imagine being pulled over by the police.

>excuse me sir, let me see your phone
>what why? well ok officier I have nothing to hide-
>oh fuck... no officier, please, I'm sorry, don't look!
*gets shot*


Did he have his hot neighbour on?

Ben Garrison, Stephen Molyneaux and Dilbertman are creating their own radio show

Cats are god-tier pets.

Because I like touching his dick
And licking it

And maybe a little sucking, too


didn't catch it. any good?

It's fucking weird. Last July I was sitting around going "oh, wow, I'll get to follow another election with Cred Forums", then it was an election with some great memes, then it became a fucking Game of Thrones episode, and now it's like where all in some surreal dreamworld where bizarre statistics are flitting in and out of view, neo-Nazis are less racist than social media giants, Minnesota is bluer than Virginia, and the Jews are ranting at cartoons.

Finally they're starting to get it.

The best journalist this year is a cartoonist while the real journalists are arguing about cartoons.

Current year is getting too much for me...

Anyone who wants to catch the Pepe shit on CNN
Just rewind it a couple minutes


>pepesexuals shot

>actual illegal pepe's, who cross the border, are OK

>>asked to name his favorite current foreign leader
>>Gary: "I guess I'm having an 'Aleppo moment'"
>>eventually comes up with Vicente Fox, former Mexican President

>current foreign leader
>former mexican president.

Good stuff. It's easily one of his best moments in speeches. I'm not sure why it's not used more often.

Wow go get em' tiger.

>Minnesota is bluer than Virginia
REDDER, fuck.

Also, what said.

This is WEIRD.

>Welcome to 1917

They gunna do anygood mixes like this?

Best so far

Already happened.

Cruz endorsed.
Nate contemplated suicide.
Joe's son is on life support.
CTR is waging war on pol.

Not bad for 80 dollars and a few afternoons of work.

Here's to him having a Dead-Man switch

I remember a few months ago I felt like memes were filtering into the real world. Little did I know that by September Pepe would be on every major news channel.

Somebody needs to make a compilation of screenshots of Pepe on MSNBC/CNN/etc.

>pepes are now illegal in california since you cant say anything negative about israel

We really did open Pandora's box with meme magic didn't we...

>in the last week en mass he has been deleted them from reddit post, has that been consistent with preserving evidence. And I say that because there is still an ongoing interest by congress and only IN SPITE OF REDDIT'S OWN, WHAT THEY CALL FLAK TEAM TRYING TO HIDE IT, only because a few people caught it do we only know about it, and is this another comittiee's interest in getting the backups of these deletions.

>I guess my question to you is he destroying evidence relevant to government inquiries and I'll answer it "Yes he is," and what are you doing about it?

>"I can't comment on that,"


>post yfw those faggot moderators didn't realize they were obstructing a federal investigation and are going to be sentenced to decades in jail because they are "do it for free" nobodies

>The best journalist this year is a cartoonist while the real journalists are arguing about cartoons.

couldnt point it out better

Damn right they are
Not just his dick, though
I've got another male cat, and two females
All of them are fair game

meant for

>Joe's son is on life support.


Did anyone see the new South Park?

thx NTNN

also any one have bernie rails special interest link?


There's a point we should have stopped, but we've passed it, so we're gonna keep going and see what happens.

Imagine what Trump's first 100 days are gonna be like.

I started watching 15 mins in. Missed the first half.

double dubs too

So many good ones.

>tfw you just want this election over so your celeb twitter feeds go back to being about entertaining you
Lookin at you, Bill Corbett.


They are actively suppressing #FollowTheMoney

yeah pretty good. Was saying how even though he thought Hillary won the debate Trump did what he needed to do. Made himself look plausible and not too crazy.

Link to thread

Anybody watch the Obama townhall?
Was it Obama just sucking Hillary's dick saying to vote for her?

Politically it was shit.

Otherwise it was also shit.

There were a couple of vaguely funny moments, but I probably should have just given my full attention to Hannity instead.

Disappointing tbqhwy.

>>tfw in 6 weeks you will wake up to read trump tweets from @POTUS every day
Does he get the handle? The account? Does he get it right after the election or until he's sworn in?

So many questions

Trumpflections: Many people, a lot of people say that Trump is:
1. Smart for not paying taxes
2. Smart at name calling (Ms Piggy)
3. Aggressive since he interrupts others
4. Very healthy because he loves fast food
5. Environment friendly since he believes in global cooling

Oh what wonderful qualities to be President.


i rate that picture a 6/5

we could always just vote for johnson...

let's just... get it over with.....

it's... over...............

Personally, I think it would be a good prep tool for Trump to use rato. It would be cathartic for rato to trash Trump with no repercussions, and rato would be in-the-know as to current policy happenings.


Sounds like you're a real player.

It reminds me of a story from Cred Forums where a guy fucked his cat, got his dick stuck, and had to have the cat put down to get it off his dick. Worst part was that it was a small town in South Dakota.

Good times. Keep doing you user.

Not kidding. He's a literal aspie so I feel bad because he's probably one of us.

>global cooling
is this the new meme?

Not a bad idea, Satan. Rato's a Princeton trained debater, and there's probably still enough leftover animosity for Trump to be able to unleash when he plays Hillary.

>when the Parkinson's kicks in

Looks shooped

That furry IT computer "specialist" posted questions on reddit asking how to delete data. Cred Forums got wind of it and archived the fuck out of it. The degenerate furry then started deleted his posts en mass. Websites keep records of everything though so there should be archives and tombstones of those posts, but congress just said that they have evidence that the people working at reddit are erasing the archives.

That means they were deleting evidence to prevent it from making Hillary look bad. It's possible that they got the orders to do it from Correct the Record or just did it for themselves because they are faggots.

Either way they just committed multiple felonies and because they are irrelevant nobodies they aren't going to get the Clinton pass and are going to end up getting fucked and sentenced to 35+ years in jail for destroying evidence and obstructing a federal investigation.

The FBI guy saying "I can't comment on that," is code for "There's an investigation."

this is actually pretty disturbing

This stuff is really cucked. These are pathetic, low IQ weaklings. I'm not interested.

Another pretender bites the dust

muh secret club still growing strong

can't wait to wake up the morning after election day.


Is this how the son of his wife dies?

>Lemonade is still talking about it
This has to be the greatest time of my life so far.

Figured you guys would like this. It's from the Denver Post (the largest news publication in the largest city in Colorado).

So tomorrow through about next Friday, Trump's polls are going to drop about 2-3 points on average. Gaslighting all of the fucking polls to show Hillary "winning" the debate.

Expect the MSM to run articles about how Trump can't win now because of the polls and whatnot.

>Cred Forums becomes Trump's "internet guys", whispered of in hushed voices by CNN as a "Dark Army"
>le rebbit becomes implicated in Hillary's criminal scandals via a corrupt left-wing furfag

Not you again.

Suprised they havent gone after moonman but I guess its since they cant tie it to trump

Wait, he kept going after the commercial break?

I'm recording this as soon as Dobbs is done.

HRC and many others have disparaged our negroes.

Holy shit

>How did debate moderator Lester Holt do?

Yeah, doing anything with your own dick and a cat is never a good idea
There's just nowhere it can fit
Better off getting a dog if you want to do that

Yeah I had that moment a few weeks back. What started as fun and games in February has turned into some serious shit. Now I'm going through wikileaks files and emailing Senators and Congressmen/women. Great time to be alive!

Yeah, but everything seems profound when it's almost midnight.

fuck yes lol

They went for another couple minutes after the break before Michael Obama took the stage

>How did debate moderator Lester Holt do?

Yep, it's definitely Colorado.



Tell me about it. You wouldn't BELIEVE what I've been up to lately.

Yes, it gets handed over at noon on January 20th, 2017. So:

Jan 20th, 2017, 11:59am
@POTUS: As America reaches a new chapter, let us continue to forge along the path of shared values and open communities.

Jan 20th, 2017, 12:00pm

that's a small pic

ZOMG it's ogre guise. How can he possibly win without the coveted Taliban demographic? He can't possibly win without the Taliban votes.

That's it, I'm a #JillyBean now


Well to be fair, the header was "What do you think? Did Holt do a good job Monday night? Vote in our poll."

Got a version with smug faces?

Trust me. I believe it.

>taliban is backed exclusively by the Saudis
>Saudis also back Clinton

I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

Clinton did this for him meeting Trump and burying the hatchet.

Trump supporter surrounded and attacked in El Cajon
Gets bad around 10:40


>Democrats still think it wont be a landslide for Trump considering how close or ahead he is in blue states that Obama won by large margins previously.

The best part is that this whole thing happened because attacked Pepe and Cred Forums got so pissed they went into an autistic rage and searched the internet for anything they could dig up on her. They found the reddit posts, and now they may have fucked over the owner's to throw their life away.


>mfw those numbers were when Bernie still had a shitton of millenial retards backing him

Holy fuck. Haven't seen you since the exposing shillary threads. /cfg/ hooking you up proper?

So the terrorists are against Trump and that's a bad thing? I don't get your mental gymnastics

This. One of the few states that increased turnout was Michigan, where Sanders won.

I'll make one today after some lunch and a ciggie

>tfw all of these pics are making me want to fap






There is literally so much content in /cfg/ that it's difficult to comprehend. They're like, hundreds of times better than me.

Yes, goyim, race is a social construct, so you should definitely mate with a non-White.
>treason to whiteness is loyalty to humanity

great work on getting the #CruzMissle on board

You should fap for both of us. I'm saving myself.

Clinton spends hundreds of millions.
Foreign governments invest tens of millions.
Enemy states have billion dollar intelligence services at work.

One Cred Forums autist overturns the entire establishment for $80.

I don't get it.
So the Alt-right will burn with nothing rising from the ashes, but populism will rise?
I thought the alt-right were just internet populists.

Don't forget our leader, a celebrity steak salesman.

> trying to start a trending hashtag on pol

you are the biggest faggot in the world. kill yourself you dumb retard.

>Cred Forums exposes shillary
That was so great. And so long ago. How have you been? How's the journey been for you?

I've been posting here, a lot, but I don't usually use the trip.

>Tebow hits a home run on his first at-bat

Atheists on suicide watch.



What happens with his account then?

Palest mixed kid I've ever seen.


From this picBut I'm sure it's in here


It's a lot of speculation, in my opinion, but I like how it tries to explain everything seeming weirder.

I love you guys.

>Hugh Ellsworth Rodham began what was to prove to be a very successful career in the textile supply industry, starting with Rodrik Fabrics, a drapery fabric business located in Chicago's famous Merchandise Mart building.[4] His company made draperies and window shades; customers included offices, hotels, airlines, and theaters.[6] He later opened a fabric print plant building on the North Side.[4]

This is a middle class worker according to the Clinton campaign

6 weeks to get in shape boys. Lets start running at least a mile a day along with some pushups and situps.

You're going to have to provide a source, user. Anyone can make up a conversation. What's the proof, bro?

This is the work of that kike, Ehrlich-something. His story last month flopped as well after a bunch of hype.

What's that? I may have missed something.

Fan-fucking-tastic. This made my night, thank you user.

doing gods work NTNN

I just realized Taytay has REALLY big hands.

If you find his name his pic will find the fury of my anus.

pls b reel

no such thing as alt-right
have a (you) on the house



For a firmer grip on the gas chamber on/off switch.

kek, old as fuck news

They have LITERALLY nothing to talk about

Media is going full retard more than ever before

Who wins? Kangs or frogs?

Who is this nerd? MAGA on my friend.

tl;dr for anons - guy gets attacked by angry dindu mob

What is this you're shilling?

We love them.

Yeah, I knew it was something like that. He's the moron begging for leads from his twitter followers.

He keeps it. I hope he continues to buttblast his enemies on it.

I'm not sure what happens with his pilot, cause Air Force One has it's own crew.


>Its most wretched members share a status higher than that of the most exalted person excluded from it.

So some random white downey has a higher status than Obabo?

>Cred Forums goes into such an autistic rage that it destroys reddit, ADL, and the media's credibility because they insulted a ancient meme.

I love this place.

That is an upper class businessman if he owned the plant.

Crony capitalism was rampant in her father's time, so no wonder she turned out the same.

>Don't forget our leader, a celebrity steak salesman.
His steaks didn't go anywhere though, right?

Some beaner got beat up by niggers.



tfw i am whiter than 95% of this thread

gas every delusional fuck who actually believes trump will get the electoral votes he needs in one month

>implying the first tweet won't be a presidential-level shitpost

>Just walked into the Oval Office bathroom. Turns out Obama puts the TP roll on backwards. Embarrassing!

The "alt right"? What is that, an independent bookstore?

>No fat chicks
As if I needed yet another reason to vote for Trump!

no new bread... it's over guys...

trump will win... and we'll have nowhere to shitpost...

l-let's just give up now...

oh nevermind

Nah, Sharper Image ran into some trouble right around the time they started pushing his steaks. Bad timing really.


Faggots. The ADL is messing with the wrong frogs.

trips of truth

>plague of frogs
That was plague 2, or the 10 plagues.
The first was fish dying and the rivers turning red.
Anyone remember anything a year or so back about masses of fish dying off the coasts and in rivers, and rivers turning red/orange and being undrinkable?

Invest in insect repellent.
Just throwing that out there.

>tolerant left

Never in my wildest dreams would I have predicted this fucking ride. We've come so far in a year. It's been amazing. Remember that moment when the FEC files came back and it showed Soros backing ¡YEB!, Rubio, Carson, and Christie? Tip of the iceberg.

Did any of them receive your gift? Is that why they are talking about it? [I don't have tv]

Lets be frank only babydick faggots are voting for trump.


Yes I know, but did anyone besides Joe in media get them yet? Is that what prompted the tv segment? That's what I'm really asking because I don't have tv...

Yeah, maybe 40 went to the media. The full list is on the pastebin.

Sounds like we need to find those archives and send them to the Committee... bypassing the FBI completely.